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#7 - So what is a mob to a nonbeliever?  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on No church in the wild +3
User avatar #14 - necroshiz (1 hour ago) [-]
phone
#11 - Ich spreche Deutsch, und ich bin ein Americaner!  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Bro, do you even 'Murica? +1
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#15 - nock (7 hours ago) [-]
people get it its just fucking retarded.
#4 - So lemme get this straight >has name on tub >eve…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Don't mess with people... +12
#14 - rockyshand (6 hours ago) [-]
Beat me to it
#19 - They barely get paid, as I'm told.  [+] (9 new replies) 9 hours ago on Pizza man +19
#22 - trollchildxy (8 hours ago) [-]
I tip if they are courteous, and get there before I start looking for something to eat. If they follow the "Don't ring my doorbell" rule, i throw in extra.

But I think that "Tipping" for doing your job is fucking stupid. I work for walmart, wanna play the "Who gets payed less?" game? Yet I am not even allowed to accept a tip even if someone offered me one, I would get FIRED for accepting any sort of monetary gift.
#70 - satanlovesyouall (5 hours ago) [-]
The tip is for the convenience of someone coming all the way out to your house to give you cooked food.
#77 - trollchildxy (3 hours ago) [-]
Pretty sure that's what the delivery fee that godfathers and papa johns charge is for. The tip is for getting me hot pizza, cold soda, not spitting in either, a smile, a joke, and in general making me feel like you appreciate me.

Anyone who's worked in retail or any customer service position knows the routine kid-o. Fake smile, just to get them to leave you alone. (My favorite is customers who think at the end of the day I am going to remember how bad our lines were to check-out. That's management's problem, not mine. lol)
#80 - satanlovesyouall (3 hours ago) [-]
It's still a nice gesture to give someone who hand delivered your food a tip. You want tips? Then stop working at walmart.
#81 - trollchildxy (2 hours ago) [-]
Its a nice gesture, but that isn't the premise of tips to begin with. A tip says "I like what you're doing, keep it up." so when you don't get one, you think "How can I improve my service so that I get a tip? Or a bigger one?" Tips were always about improving quality of services given.
#82 - satanlovesyouall (2 hours ago) [-]
Well if you want things to change you should ask Obama to give walmart people tips.
#83 - trollchildxy (2 hours ago) [-]
I think you are blatantly missing the point I am trying to get at. I am not saying I am jealous I don't get a tip. I am saying that people who bitch about not getting a tip when they give shitty service to their customers are self-righteous assholes who don't deserve that tip until they adjust their fucking attitude.
User avatar #52 - shazmo (6 hours ago) [-]
Many delivery drivers in America make most of their money from tips just like waitors/waitresses
#78 - trollchildxy (3 hours ago) [-]
Minimum wage is minimum. I get payed that without tips and manage just fine, boo hoo?
#14 - So people don't usually tip the delivery guy? While my tips…  [+] (15 new replies) 9 hours ago on Pizza man +6
#18 - N. Korean citizen (9 hours ago) [-]
It's a bullshit jew system only used in America and Canada. It's bullshit that people are holding your pizza and service hostage if you don't pay them fucking EXTRA. They're paid to do their fucking job, and they should do it.
#36 - loonquawl (7 hours ago) [-]
They're taxed for tips even if they don't earn them. In America, it's legal for people like waitresses and delivery boys to work for under minimum wage and even to work for tips alone with no hourly salary.
User avatar #19 - zzforrest (9 hours ago) [-]
They barely get paid, as I'm told.
#22 - trollchildxy (8 hours ago) [-]
I tip if they are courteous, and get there before I start looking for something to eat. If they follow the "Don't ring my doorbell" rule, i throw in extra.

But I think that "Tipping" for doing your job is fucking stupid. I work for walmart, wanna play the "Who gets payed less?" game? Yet I am not even allowed to accept a tip even if someone offered me one, I would get FIRED for accepting any sort of monetary gift.
#70 - satanlovesyouall (5 hours ago) [-]
The tip is for the convenience of someone coming all the way out to your house to give you cooked food.
#77 - trollchildxy (3 hours ago) [-]
Pretty sure that's what the delivery fee that godfathers and papa johns charge is for. The tip is for getting me hot pizza, cold soda, not spitting in either, a smile, a joke, and in general making me feel like you appreciate me.

Anyone who's worked in retail or any customer service position knows the routine kid-o. Fake smile, just to get them to leave you alone. (My favorite is customers who think at the end of the day I am going to remember how bad our lines were to check-out. That's management's problem, not mine. lol)
#80 - satanlovesyouall (3 hours ago) [-]
It's still a nice gesture to give someone who hand delivered your food a tip. You want tips? Then stop working at walmart.
#81 - trollchildxy (2 hours ago) [-]
Its a nice gesture, but that isn't the premise of tips to begin with. A tip says "I like what you're doing, keep it up." so when you don't get one, you think "How can I improve my service so that I get a tip? Or a bigger one?" Tips were always about improving quality of services given.
#82 - satanlovesyouall (2 hours ago) [-]
Well if you want things to change you should ask Obama to give walmart people tips.
#83 - trollchildxy (2 hours ago) [-]
I think you are blatantly missing the point I am trying to get at. I am not saying I am jealous I don't get a tip. I am saying that people who bitch about not getting a tip when they give shitty service to their customers are self-righteous assholes who don't deserve that tip until they adjust their fucking attitude.
User avatar #52 - shazmo (6 hours ago) [-]
Many delivery drivers in America make most of their money from tips just like waitors/waitresses
#78 - trollchildxy (3 hours ago) [-]
Minimum wage is minimum. I get payed that without tips and manage just fine, boo hoo?
User avatar #15 - adrilazzaro (9 hours ago) [-]
Because he already gets paid, its not like waiters who server the whole way through and have to teat you nicely, they just carry the stuff leave it at your house and then take the money back to the pizzeria
#16 - seantaylorbro (9 hours ago) [-]
pizza delivery guys(and girls) dont get paid minimum wage, so a tip is necessary. If you don't tip a delivery guy(or girl) you'd better hope to god they dont deliver to you again.
#79 - trollchildxy (3 hours ago) [-]
http://www.dol.gov/whd/state/tipped.htm Minimum wage for tipped positions in Oregon is minimum wage, so I feel no pity.
#35 - I won't red thumb you but I think it would be better to say &q… 9 hours ago on Pretty accurate +3
#32 - Good for you. Have fun on your journies, meet many good pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Deep confession title +1
#33 - darksideofthebeast (05/24/2013) [-]
le nope.
#30 - So isn't your time better spent explaining OP's faggotry? Why…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Deep confession title +1
#31 - darksideofthebeast (05/24/2013) [-]
No.

You're the only faggot I spotted in the comment section
User avatar #32 - zzforrest (05/24/2013) [-]
Good for you.
Have fun on your journies, meet many good people, and have a good life, because I will always be there. In your mind. In your soul. An unmovable faggot. You will never have as much fun as you should because I am there. Clouding your judgement. Taking over. You will never escape.
#33 - darksideofthebeast (05/24/2013) [-]
le nope.
#28 - All that said and done, so what? If we are all confessing shi…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Deep confession title +1
#29 - darksideofthebeast (05/24/2013) [-]
Op is just as big of a faggot as you.
User avatar #30 - zzforrest (05/24/2013) [-]
So isn't your time better spent explaining OP's faggotry? Why not go through the comments and explain to every single person how much of a faggot they are so you can sit there, satisfied that you have done absolutely nothing productive or useful?
#31 - darksideofthebeast (05/24/2013) [-]
No.

You're the only faggot I spotted in the comment section
User avatar #32 - zzforrest (05/24/2013) [-]
Good for you.
Have fun on your journies, meet many good people, and have a good life, because I will always be there. In your mind. In your soul. An unmovable faggot. You will never have as much fun as you should because I am there. Clouding your judgement. Taking over. You will never escape.
#33 - darksideofthebeast (05/24/2013) [-]
le nope.
#26 - I'm pretty sure when you mess up somebody's quote and make it …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Deep confession title +1
#27 - darksideofthebeast (05/24/2013) [-]
No,
Just when you say you'd rather be blind than see
it just makes you sound like an emo douchebag.
User avatar #28 - zzforrest (05/24/2013) [-]
All that said and done, so what? If we are all confessing shit, what is wrong with me saying that I have the desire to harm myself or be harmed? What is wrong with that? What makes this different than what OP said?
#29 - darksideofthebeast (05/24/2013) [-]
Op is just as big of a faggot as you.
User avatar #30 - zzforrest (05/24/2013) [-]
So isn't your time better spent explaining OP's faggotry? Why not go through the comments and explain to every single person how much of a faggot they are so you can sit there, satisfied that you have done absolutely nothing productive or useful?
#31 - darksideofthebeast (05/24/2013) [-]
No.

You're the only faggot I spotted in the comment section
User avatar #32 - zzforrest (05/24/2013) [-]
Good for you.
Have fun on your journies, meet many good people, and have a good life, because I will always be there. In your mind. In your soul. An unmovable faggot. You will never have as much fun as you should because I am there. Clouding your judgement. Taking over. You will never escape.
#33 - darksideofthebeast (05/24/2013) [-]
le nope.
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User avatar #35 - epicextreme (01/13/2013) [-]
comments are fucking up
anyway
ill argue later im building a world on far cry
#31 - samuraichuu (08/04/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
#30 - whatugawkinat (08/03/2012) [-]
Have a superb day, sir/madam.
#29 - sexybackyea (08/03/2012) [-]
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
#28 - xanatoasty (08/03/2012) [-]
Have a spiffing day my good sir!
#27 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #26 - itube (08/03/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
#5 - dammriver (06/05/2012) [-]
Now your virginity has been taken...


...And moved somewhere else.

Although you could just delete this comment and leave no trace...
User avatar #6 to #5 - zzforrest (06/05/2012) [-]
2 people beat you to it.
User avatar #7 to #6 - dammriver (06/05/2012) [-]
Well, 4some.
User avatar #2 - cupcaketroll (06/05/2012) [-]
first. <3
User avatar #4 to #2 - cupcaketroll (06/05/2012) [-]
goddammit. you slut.
#1 - vernier **User deleted account** (06/05/2012) [-]
Comment virginity taken ;P
User avatar #3 to #1 - zzforrest (06/05/2012) [-]
Not sure if mad or glad.
#8 to #3 - vernier **User deleted account** (06/05/2012) [-]
well you could have had it taken by a non-sexy post
User avatar #9 to #8 - zzforrest (06/05/2012) [-]
Guess you're right.
Thanks.
#10 to #9 - vernier **User deleted account** (06/05/2012) [-]
you're welcome, here have more sexy
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