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#6 - I admire and respect the uniqueness of your name.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Every Time 0
#7 - zarallyn (07/29/2013) [-]
Oh?
#8 - zysolyn (07/29/2013) [-]
Our names are quite similar. What are the chances of that?
#9 - zarallyn (07/29/2013) [-]
Who knows?
#10 - zysolyn (07/29/2013) [-]
Some things man was never meant to know.
#41 - They were made as a tool for distracting an opponent. Fancy … 07/28/2013 on Guard Turtle 0
#83 - ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I HAVE HEADPHONES ON AND I HATE YO… 07/26/2013 on Firefox Biscuits +4
#82 - never before have I witnessed such a grand collection.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Firefox Biscuits +2
#85 - vicanimus (07/26/2013) [-]
There are much more, I just can't seem to find them all
#79 - You do give a lot of foxes, my friend.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Firefox Biscuits +2
#80 - vicanimus (07/26/2013) [-]
Thanks. I actually have a lot more pictures than I remember
User avatar #82 - zysolyn (07/26/2013) [-]
never before have I witnessed such a grand collection.
#85 - vicanimus (07/26/2013) [-]
There are much more, I just can't seem to find them all
#81 - bunssugar (07/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #155 - thepandaking (07/26/2013) [-]
god dammit that was both hilarious and fucking annoying as hell
User avatar #123 - sillymofo (07/26/2013) [-]
Was literally one second away from closing the tab and BAM It scares the shit out of me and I end up missing the close button and have to listen to it longer...Freaky man....Freaky...
#84 - vicanimus (07/26/2013) [-]
I'm...
not sure what to think
#86 - bunssugar (07/26/2013) [-]
Love it!
#87 - vicanimus (07/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - zysolyn (07/26/2013) [-]
ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I HAVE HEADPHONES ON AND I HATE YOU NOW WHAT THE FUCK MAN
#8 - Thumbed for name. This is a one time deal, you magnificent bastard. 07/25/2013 on 0/10 would not press +1
#8 - far better explanation. I just remember that that's how Master…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Halo reach logic comp +2
User avatar #12 - IamWhoIam (07/24/2013) [-]
Just a bit of info from a Halo junkie.
User avatar #11 - IamWhoIam (07/24/2013) [-]
Chief broke a piece of Truth's ship off and used it as a re-entry shield to prevent the heat from killing him then he overrode the protocols of his armor to send the gel lays of his suit to high levels of pressure than designed (that's why he couldn't move when they found him at the start of Halo 3) because he didn't have any dedicated way to safely lock his armor like the Spartan IIIs did on Reach. Noble Six used a reentry kit which presumably bolstered his shield to allow reentry without burning up and then used a dedicated true armor lock or a parachute to slow his fall, though not perfectly as he hurt his wrist.
User avatar #77 - diamon (07/25/2013) [-]
Side note on the overpressurization of the gel layer in his suit. That's how most of Red team survived their 3000m fall at the end of Fall of Reach. And they suffered the same injuries, with 4 fatalities, I think. Just some more info to back you up.
User avatar #85 - IamWhoIam (07/25/2013) [-]
Yes, that was in the book Halo: First Strike if I am correct. 4 Dead and several more injured. They were in a pelican to reinforce a generator powering an Orbital Defense Platform and were shot down so they all jumped without parachutes.
User avatar #90 - diamon (07/28/2013) [-]
Also, your knowledge of Halo is impressive. Good job.
User avatar #89 - diamon (07/28/2013) [-]
I stand corrected. I forgot that Fall of Reach followed John's perspective, and First Strike had Fred's flashbacks. Thank you for that.
User avatar #91 - IamWhoIam (08/03/2013) [-]
Yes, they do. And yes, I've spent countless hours reading the books, playing the games, and scouring the HaloWiki for knowledge.
User avatar #24 - warrenzthehero (07/25/2013) [-]
And he had a limp. Hurt wrist and a limp.
User avatar #26 - IamWhoIam (07/25/2013) [-]
Yes, thank you.
#6 - He survived the fall from space with an armour lock.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Halo reach logic comp +1
User avatar #7 - kyrozor (07/24/2013) [-]
*re-entry kit, it was on his back in the cutscene, jeez.

Sincerely a former Halo fan.
User avatar #8 - zysolyn (07/24/2013) [-]
far better explanation. I just remember that that's how Master Chief did it.
User avatar #12 - IamWhoIam (07/24/2013) [-]
Just a bit of info from a Halo junkie.
User avatar #11 - IamWhoIam (07/24/2013) [-]
Chief broke a piece of Truth's ship off and used it as a re-entry shield to prevent the heat from killing him then he overrode the protocols of his armor to send the gel lays of his suit to high levels of pressure than designed (that's why he couldn't move when they found him at the start of Halo 3) because he didn't have any dedicated way to safely lock his armor like the Spartan IIIs did on Reach. Noble Six used a reentry kit which presumably bolstered his shield to allow reentry without burning up and then used a dedicated true armor lock or a parachute to slow his fall, though not perfectly as he hurt his wrist.
User avatar #77 - diamon (07/25/2013) [-]
Side note on the overpressurization of the gel layer in his suit. That's how most of Red team survived their 3000m fall at the end of Fall of Reach. And they suffered the same injuries, with 4 fatalities, I think. Just some more info to back you up.
User avatar #85 - IamWhoIam (07/25/2013) [-]
Yes, that was in the book Halo: First Strike if I am correct. 4 Dead and several more injured. They were in a pelican to reinforce a generator powering an Orbital Defense Platform and were shot down so they all jumped without parachutes.
User avatar #90 - diamon (07/28/2013) [-]
Also, your knowledge of Halo is impressive. Good job.
User avatar #89 - diamon (07/28/2013) [-]
I stand corrected. I forgot that Fall of Reach followed John's perspective, and First Strike had Fred's flashbacks. Thank you for that.
User avatar #91 - IamWhoIam (08/03/2013) [-]
Yes, they do. And yes, I've spent countless hours reading the books, playing the games, and scouring the HaloWiki for knowledge.
User avatar #24 - warrenzthehero (07/25/2013) [-]
And he had a limp. Hurt wrist and a limp.
User avatar #26 - IamWhoIam (07/25/2013) [-]
Yes, thank you.
#13 - Just south of Sarnia, here. 07/24/2013 on Why I'm Proud To Be Canadian 0
#33449 - Aren't technomancers called mechromancers? 07/23/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#33445 - Weedude looks stoned, man. This is perfect  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
User avatar #33446 - chaoticwtf (07/23/2013) [-]
why thank you.
#6 - I got 139 07/23/2013 on Twitter 0
#2 - looks like Gooby to me 07/23/2013 on request 0
#7 - This one got shut down because the station was worried that he… 07/22/2013 on Get Charles Justice! +1
#13 - No, the station was worried that he might. 07/22/2013 on vote for charles to meet... 0
#75 - Whoa dude, don't **** with her. 07/22/2013 on comic con 2013 cosplay +7
#23 - I wouldn't want to become a zombie. I'd want to go out my way … 07/21/2013 on Zombie First Aid… 0
#21 - Yeah. I doubt I could actually will up the insanity to chop my…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Zombie First Aid… 0
User avatar #22 - vondraco (07/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'd like to think I would be all badass and stuff, but I pretty sure I would just cower under a desk in the corner of the room somewhere for it to all blow over. Either that or be feasting on my neighbors - I'm happy either way to be perfectly honest.
User avatar #23 - zysolyn (07/21/2013) [-]
I wouldn't want to become a zombie. I'd want to go out my way in a tight situation. I probably wouldn't survive.
#17 - In the comments above, they debate how long you've got to cut …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Zombie First Aid… 0
User avatar #18 - vondraco (07/20/2013) [-]
That's always an idea. God damn, I think too much of me wishes for a zombie apocalypse sometimes.
User avatar #21 - zysolyn (07/21/2013) [-]
Yeah. I doubt I could actually will up the insanity to chop my hand off, no hesitation. Though an apocalypse would be a good excuse to rid the world of some crappy people.
User avatar #22 - vondraco (07/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'd like to think I would be all badass and stuff, but I pretty sure I would just cower under a desk in the corner of the room somewhere for it to all blow over. Either that or be feasting on my neighbors - I'm happy either way to be perfectly honest.
User avatar #23 - zysolyn (07/21/2013) [-]
I wouldn't want to become a zombie. I'd want to go out my way in a tight situation. I probably wouldn't survive.
#15 - I just mean that if you're going to amputate your arm, you may…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Zombie First Aid… 0
User avatar #16 - vondraco (07/20/2013) [-]
Well just how long do you have here to amputate before you turn?
I would of thought just a couple of seconds, but I guess it could be hours.
User avatar #17 - zysolyn (07/20/2013) [-]
In the comments above, they debate how long you've got to cut off the limb. I guess you could always clean-cut it and then remove some more bone once you're in the clear.
User avatar #18 - vondraco (07/20/2013) [-]
That's always an idea. God damn, I think too much of me wishes for a zombie apocalypse sometimes.
User avatar #21 - zysolyn (07/21/2013) [-]
Yeah. I doubt I could actually will up the insanity to chop my hand off, no hesitation. Though an apocalypse would be a good excuse to rid the world of some crappy people.
User avatar #22 - vondraco (07/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'd like to think I would be all badass and stuff, but I pretty sure I would just cower under a desk in the corner of the room somewhere for it to all blow over. Either that or be feasting on my neighbors - I'm happy either way to be perfectly honest.
User avatar #23 - zysolyn (07/21/2013) [-]
I wouldn't want to become a zombie. I'd want to go out my way in a tight situation. I probably wouldn't survive.
#2 - That would be a very bad move, using such a poor technique. It…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Zombie First Aid… +1
User avatar #13 - vondraco (07/20/2013) [-]
You're right. Fuck the lust for survival crap and just accept that you're now a brainless zombie.
User avatar #15 - zysolyn (07/20/2013) [-]
I just mean that if you're going to amputate your arm, you may as well do it right. No sense surviving a zombie bite and dying a week later from a serious infection.
User avatar #16 - vondraco (07/20/2013) [-]
Well just how long do you have here to amputate before you turn?
I would of thought just a couple of seconds, but I guess it could be hours.
User avatar #17 - zysolyn (07/20/2013) [-]
In the comments above, they debate how long you've got to cut off the limb. I guess you could always clean-cut it and then remove some more bone once you're in the clear.
User avatar #18 - vondraco (07/20/2013) [-]
That's always an idea. God damn, I think too much of me wishes for a zombie apocalypse sometimes.
User avatar #21 - zysolyn (07/21/2013) [-]
Yeah. I doubt I could actually will up the insanity to chop my hand off, no hesitation. Though an apocalypse would be a good excuse to rid the world of some crappy people.
User avatar #22 - vondraco (07/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'd like to think I would be all badass and stuff, but I pretty sure I would just cower under a desk in the corner of the room somewhere for it to all blow over. Either that or be feasting on my neighbors - I'm happy either way to be perfectly honest.
User avatar #23 - zysolyn (07/21/2013) [-]
I wouldn't want to become a zombie. I'd want to go out my way in a tight situation. I probably wouldn't survive.
#2 - thatsthejoke.jpg 07/20/2013 on Traps 0
#25 - its not about the number. Its a reference. Look at the username  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on ni 0
#29 - Womens Study Major (07/19/2013) [-]
it seems you didn't get it
#8 - Must not have seen this ****** .  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on NO RESSETTTIN +5
User avatar #18 - createdjustnow (07/18/2013) [-]
i had nightmares as a child. couldn't find a way to bypass them since i didn't have internet
#58 - I just need to point out how beautiful that roll is. 07/18/2013 on Not all women are bad. This... 0
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