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    FJ, stop being so gullible FJ, stop being so gullible
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    Scumbag admin. Scumbag admin.
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    Truth Truth
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    Yep, salsa bars alright. Yep, salsa bars alright.
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    Half Life 3 announced, for real (desc). Half Life 3 announced, for real...
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    So damn true So damn true
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    Uploaded: 05/14/13
    Deleted scene Deleted scene
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    Wut Wut
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    Context. It's needed. Context. It's needed.
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    Left 4 Dead 3: Left 4 Propane Left 4 Dead 3: Left 4 Propane
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    Text change 1 Text change 1
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    Oh Waluigi.... Oh Waluigi....
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#1 - Picture 10 hours ago on That doesn't look right 0
#2 - That has got to be the best cat malfunction I've ever seen. 10 hours ago on Nom +1
#2 - I don't know man, that otter is hot as **** witho… 10 hours ago on Cutest plumber in the world 0
#2 - Two things: 1 - This post got frontpage for 2 entire weeks… 10 hours ago on Let me push you closer for... 0
#8 - Like American Horror Story: Coven..... but that season was … 13 hours ago on Mari Shimazaki called 0
#5 - ...isn't a plant. Kind of like Tomato isn't a vegatab…  [+] (20 new replies) 14 hours ago on Someone better take a chill... +4
#29 - gruntmastr (7 hours ago) [-]
Tomato is a berry?
User avatar #50 - ciacheczko (3 hours ago) [-]
Watermelon is also a berry. It's a "melon" that doesn't belong into melon group. I unno why - because fuck language consistency, maybe?
User avatar #30 - qwarthos (6 hours ago) [-]
No, bananas are.
User avatar #69 - boomerpyro (1 hour ago) [-]
bananas can be classified as herbs
User avatar #22 - hauntzor (7 hours ago) [-]
A tomato isn't a berry. Berries have one seed and a tomato has multiple seeds.

Same reason why a strawberry isn't actually a berry either.
#28 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
Banana is actually a berry huehuehue
#25 - rdobet (7 hours ago) [-]
You are right about Strawberries though.
#24 - rdobet (7 hours ago) [-]
"The tomato is the edible, often red fruit/berry of the nightshade Solanum lycopersicum"
User avatar #6 - adu (14 hours ago) [-]
How is a mushroom not a plant? I'm not a scientist, but I was under the impression that all living things could be classified as either plant or animal.
#23 - rdobet (7 hours ago) [-]
Was your textbook from the 18th century?
User avatar #42 - adu (6 hours ago) [-]
Was yours not?
#20 - drdisrespect (8 hours ago) [-]
YOU FOOL
#8 - teevee (14 hours ago) [-]
It's a fungus. Fungi are alive, but it's an entirely different kingdom than Plantae and Animalia. This is a VERY basic "tree of life".
User avatar #71 - trollwoopnazi (43 minutes ago) [-]
this implies fungi are closer to animals than plants?
#48 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
Well are they flora or fauna?
User avatar #9 - adu (13 hours ago) [-]
Weird. Are fungi closer to animals than plants?
User avatar #16 - teevee (11 hours ago) [-]
so yeah basically plants and animals only make up a small(ish) part of all life that's out there.
User avatar #15 - teevee (11 hours ago) [-]
Like Anon said, they're not really "closer" to either plants or animals. They share some characteristics, but remember that fungi come in many different forms with many differing characteristics, just like animals.
#11 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
Fungi share similar characteristics to both animals and plants. You could see them as kind of a halfway between them. I.E. they have rigid cell walls but have mitochondria as well, so they don't photosynthesize but they are stationary.
User avatar #46 - swagloon (4 hours ago) [-]
But genetically closer to animals.
#14 - Comment deleted 15 hours ago on Earn some cash -2
#44 - Pretty much any pet store, usually in baby form. 16 hours ago on Destroyer of Nope +1
#29 - .....That's my entire point.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Star Warez: The Keyloggers... +5
#30 - illumizanotti (09/13/2014) [-]
its "thumb up" or "thumb down"
how are you this dense
#32 - testaburger (09/13/2014) [-]
Here, have this.
#39 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
lol illumizanotti why did you thumb this comment down, testaburger is fucking agreeing with you, retard
User avatar #84 - reloyjerkins (09/14/2014) [-]
Anon cheking likes? Wth?
#85 - anonymous (09/14/2014) [-]
There's a "Post as anonymous" checkbox whenever you post a comment. It's just a member that did what I am doing right now.
User avatar #86 - reloyjerkins (09/14/2014) [-]
I knew that. But why should he post as anon? Unless...
#45 - Love the animation, thumbed it up for that. But Apple… 09/13/2014 on IDK about you guys but... 0

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