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    FJ, stop being so gullible FJ, stop being so gullible
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    Scumbag admin. Scumbag admin.
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    Truth Truth
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    Yep, salsa bars alright. Yep, salsa bars alright.
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    Half Life 3 announced, for real (desc). Half Life 3 announced, for real...
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    So damn true So damn true
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    Deleted scene Deleted scene
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    Wut Wut
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    Context. It's needed. Context. It's needed.
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    Left 4 Dead 3: Left 4 Propane Left 4 Dead 3: Left 4 Propane
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    Text change 1 Text change 1
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    Oh Waluigi.... Oh Waluigi....
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#4 - You don't do sports because you're so ******* ret… 8 hours ago on This is why I don't do sports -1
#6 - Nope, not OC. In fact it gets frontpage EVERY GOD DAMN … 8 hours ago on Richard 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Richard -1
#6 - zyketor (8 hours ago) [-]
Nope, not OC. In fact it gets frontpage EVERY GOD DAMN FUCKING WEEK FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS. Stop thumbing this post up, it seriously isn't even that funny.
#8 - Just some unsupervised kid in desperate need of discipline. Ho…  [+] (12 new replies) 8 hours ago on well, he tried +12
User avatar #10 - iamnotgoodwithname (7 hours ago) [-]
u just mad cuz hes got more game than you
User avatar #9 - zourch (8 hours ago) [-]
I think if anything its not funny because everyone on omegle is already asking for tits
anyway. Whats another 10 year old in the sea of horny fagots looking for pussy
User avatar #12 - spceinvdr (6 hours ago) [-]
this. I cant even have a legit convo without some spam shit, some nigger asking for me to kik them or go on their scam site, or some faggot jerking off. If you even say youre male you are auto-dissconnected instantly.
User avatar #17 - zourch (5 hours ago) [-]
so like why do you bother going on omegle anyway
User avatar #18 - spceinvdr (5 hours ago) [-]
I dont. The few times I have had been like that. Usually I do it to practice guitar licks on so I'm less nervous when I play. If I fuck up, oh well they dont care
#19 - zourch (5 hours ago) [-]
honestly the only reason i go is to cyberfuck bitches through the cam.
I don't expect you to favor my actions so I will go further on to say
that your guitar playing ruins my boner
#33 - futaprincess (2 hours ago) [-]
Is that Benedict Cumberbatch
User avatar #20 - spceinvdr (5 hours ago) [-]
have fun jerking off to 50% other guys jerking off, 40% horny teensage guys, 9% foreigners, a handful of weirdos and guitar players, and that one girl who has no idea what she is getting into.
User avatar #21 - zourch (5 hours ago) [-]
I thought you were a girl.....
User avatar #22 - spceinvdr (5 hours ago) [-]
No I am the proud owner of a penor
#23 - zourch (5 hours ago) [-]
who the fuck goes on omegle to talk to other guys
User avatar #24 - spceinvdr (5 hours ago) [-]
Its mostly to play guitar or to just piss people off. Sometimes you find the odd girl. Usually they go on there to talk anyway. Better off to talk to them and then get tits instead of demanding outright like every other fag there.
#2 - Terrible example. Try this one: I helped my uncle jac…  [+] (8 new replies) 9 hours ago on Grammar -22
#9 - regius (4 hours ago) [-]
*Jack (proper noun)
#8 - falbwuh (4 hours ago) [-]
yfw making this post.

User avatar #6 - illuminazi (6 hours ago) [-]
thats not the oxford comma you shitdick
#5 - rainiar (6 hours ago) [-]
The Oxford comma is the comma used before 'and'. Another example.
User avatar #10 - amata (3 hours ago) [-]
I never liked that example. You could legitimately just switch around two of the nouns and render the point moot.
#4 - justleavefagmin (7 hours ago) [-]
This still isn't the Oxford comma.
This is an appositive.
User avatar #7 - paradoxrocks (5 hours ago) [-]
it's only read as an appositive when you take out the oxford comma, which is present in the first sentence
#3 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
That isn't the Oxford comma.
#5 - Comment deleted 10 hours ago on Guess what! 0
#8 - Maybe the inner metal is made in China, and the Plastic shell … 10 hours ago on nice try USA +1
#8 - The white producer is..... the ******* producer. …  [+] (5 new replies) 10 hours ago on Stewart on Racism +15
#16 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
They said A producer, not one that worked in the building. I assume they said producer because that's just who they used (because then as you pointed this would be a moot example). Also they didn't mention the policy on checking people in the building so you don't know their policy on checking people they don't know.
#14 - Gewdaism (5 hours ago) [-]
You're grossly distorting the story. The producer and the correspondent both worked for the Daily Show and were going to an unrelated building to interview someone for the show. No one at the building knew the EITHER of them, but still they stopped the well dressed black man instead of the ill dressed white guy. You're the one making the bullshit claim.
#11 - pyrusd (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't know the situation but did they define "stopped?" I'm trying to picture all of the situations like, the black guy walks in and security goes....do you have an appointment with someone? Or was it, ON THE GROUND NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Seriously, I think people are always taking things the wrong way. Like any of the situations these days. Black man got stopped by the police. (for speeding in traffic) Oh look they harassing another black man (who just beat the shit out of someone)

I never hear or see a black male minding his own business and being stopped and "harassed." Being talked to by the police is not harassment even if you don't like it.
#9 - cloaca (10 hours ago) [-]
#15 - Gewdaism (5 hours ago) [-]
No
#101 - Pretty sure it means that you have a normal speaking style/no … 11 hours ago on Check Your Privilege Bingo 0
#32 - It's illegal in Alabama, the king of redneck incest states. Ai… 08/29/2014 on taco -1

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