x
Click to expand

zyconx

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:3/31/2013
Last Login:5/05/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#10834
Comment Ranking:#2286
Highest Content Rank:#2947
Highest Comment Rank:#604
Content Thumbs: 2109 total,  2486 ,  377
Comment Thumbs: 4840 total,  5689 ,  849
Content Level Progress: 66% (66/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 97% (97/100)
Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:131812
Times Content Favorited:135 times
Total Comments Made:2019
FJ Points:4999
Favorite Tags: You (12) | admin (8) | do (7) | Even (7) | Lift (7) | fucking (5) | Cars (3) | comic (3) | comments (3) | crashes (3) | FJ (3) | fuckface (3) | i (3) | if (3) | Love (3) | youtube (3) | 4Chan (2) | comment (2) | jk (2) | OC (2)

latest user's comments

#2 - it would have been funny without the tumblr cancer  [+] (6 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Inb4 comradroboto +8
User avatar #3 - madeofhydrogen (04/04/2015) [-]
Tumbles sokay.

It's just that feminist ruined it.
User avatar #4 - zyconx (04/04/2015) [-]
"THIS POST IS A SIN"
other examples include "diD YOU JUST" "I CANT EVEN" "sloW DOWN SATAN"
User avatar #19 - teevee (04/05/2015) [-]
REPEATING THE FUNNY PART IN ITALICS
User avatar #10 - moisture (04/05/2015) [-]
Other examples include
"stop" "hoW DID YOU EVEN" "i cant" "delete this" "i have lost the ability to can"
User avatar #13 - include (04/05/2015) [-]
you are so moist
User avatar #16 - moisture (04/05/2015) [-]
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the Moistest of them all?
#1 - why is there a double frame  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Choo choo motherfucker 0
#3 - luisvaldes (04/04/2015) [-]
Because OP forgot to post it.
#94 - hi davidavidson 04/04/2015 on This whole channel -1
#1 - Picture 04/04/2015 on (untitled) +567
#1 - >>2134667890 >>>/mu/ 04/04/2015 on quite down, 6266533. 0
#3 - Reposted a million times, but the tags made me kek. 04/04/2015 on Game of life +2
#11 - This is one of my favorite shows, but please go back to your c…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2015 on STEVEN UNIVERSE COMP 4! 0
#23 - knackie (04/05/2015) [-]
I hear and respect your opinion.
User avatar #24 - zyconx (04/05/2015) [-]
Thanks, Lori.
#1 - why doesn't satan have a 20 inch cock  [+] (8 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Red Rover +1
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (04/05/2015) [-]
You obviously didn't play Dante's Inferno
User avatar #4 - pinecest (04/05/2015) [-]
That's not Satan.

That's Azirön, Hellbeast of the Third Age.
User avatar #12 - grogovic (04/05/2015) [-]
Aziriön*
User avatar #8 - jimjoejohnson (04/05/2015) [-]
No it's Becky.
#6 - zeroqp (04/05/2015) [-]
You forgot to say over.

You have to say "That's Aziriön, Hellbeast of the Third Age, over". Over.
User avatar #3 - heartlessrobot (04/05/2015) [-]
Well, he's only got 1 leg.
User avatar #7 - kolpster (04/05/2015) [-]
hue
#2 - jackmanagan (04/04/2015) [-]
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2015 on How to get rid of... +6
#5 - kirkel Comment deleted by zyconx
#4 - fristiprinses Comment deleted by zyconx
#2 - why is there a stock image of a 40 year old man in his underwe…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Stock Photo Comp 2 +213
User avatar #46 - hattheifbatman (04/05/2015) [-]
why not
User avatar #44 - foamytesquirrel (04/05/2015) [-]
Well it proved of some use, didn't it?
User avatar #32 - huehuehuepster (04/05/2015) [-]
search "future woman with corn"
#59 - buttinspecter (04/05/2015) [-]
Knowing that people think of corn as a healthy vegetable, future woman uses the corn for her plans for world domination by injecting it with diabeetus.
User avatar #3 - tacticalhog (04/04/2015) [-]
My best guess, for a slide show or brochure about family issues and drug abuse. Why they show the same man in cross dress fails me.
#39 - adzoh (04/05/2015) [-]
Hiring multiple photo models is hard work
#1 - berg 04/04/2015 on Anime Facts Compilation... -1
#1 - Comment deleted 04/04/2015 on Stock Photo Comp 2 0
#75 - he was trying to make copy/paste a quadruple/quintuple trifo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Fucking basketball 0
#76 - greentoothbrush (04/04/2015) [-]
Ah.
#73 - some day, buddy some day 04/04/2015 on Fucking basketball 0
#12 - the 2000's as in 2000-2009 this is the 2010's 04/04/2015 on BILL BILL BILL BILL -1
#137 - thank 04/04/2015 on FapMan 0
#229 - ironic *********** =/= sarcasm 04/04/2015 on how to fix a wedding ring -1
#1 - how the **** does your blood hurt  [+] (9 new replies) 04/03/2015 on Stock Photo Comp 1 +70
#94 - maebarakeichi (04/06/2015) [-]
Actually no joke try Morphine withdrawal. Even just hours it's gonna feel like your blood is fucking fire going through your body.
Experience
User avatar #95 - zyconx (04/06/2015) [-]
why did you reply to a 2 day old comment son
you just went full retard
#96 - maebarakeichi (04/07/2015) [-]
1. Because I can.
2. I didn't see the day neither I really cared.
3. because fuck you that's why.
You have been made a reply to the comment which has been late for 2 days today so you made it even worse. Retard.
#52 - theruse (04/04/2015) [-]
Sickle cell.
User avatar #35 - benjaminbutton (04/04/2015) [-]
Leukemia might be a place to start.
#16 - Ken M (04/04/2015) [-]
How the fuck do you ignore countless studies pointing towards the benefits of vaccines?
#30 - soldiertwo (04/04/2015) [-]
he has a point, do we even have any disease that course your blood to feel like fire?
User avatar #47 - iwishiwasazula (04/04/2015) [-]
There is a rare disease called "Sickle Cell Anemia". The hemoglobin molecules get bonded in the wrong way, so the Red blood cells are shaped like moons. This causes pain crisis when the blood starts getting stuck in the smallest veins and arteries of the body.

I'm a medicine student, and english is not my first language, but I hope you enjoy this info.
User avatar #82 - soldiertwo (04/04/2015) [-]
you know what they say: you learn something new everyday
#1 - inb4 numerous BENTAM COOPYDAP comments 04/03/2015 on same 0
#1 - >bae  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on microwaves work better +4
#2 - professoraquard (04/03/2015) [-]
maybe i can get kinky with bae
#144 - the joke ,----------> / your head  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2015 on how to fix a wedding ring -2
#163 - bohemianblasphemy (04/04/2015) [-]
Shitposting, even if satirical, is still just that--shitposting.
User avatar #229 - zyconx (04/04/2015) [-]
ironic shitposting =/= sarcasm
#7 - where will you be when diarrhea strikes 04/03/2015 on questions that matter +2
#6 - they have chesticles 04/03/2015 on questions that matter +1
#11 - it's too bad he never uses them  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2015 on FapMan +6
User avatar #36 - moisture (04/04/2015) [-]
With the buttload of Batman comics there are, i'm guessing he uses Power suits more often then you think.
User avatar #33 - fishandkids (04/04/2015) [-]
He used one in an alternative universe and he beat Superman.
#25 - thanks lori  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on Gaming Moments: Fallout 3 +1
#26 - GEARBOY (04/03/2015) [-]
aw no worries bud ^-^

items

Total unique items point value: 9240 / Total items point value: 37055
[ 58 items Total ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#20 - davidavidson (04/04/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by zyconx
>4-5 comments a day accusing me of being anon
>Barely give enough ***** to comment back.
>Users I've never heard of butt-blasted at me every day

You are a smart one.
User avatar #14 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
1/3 of your friends list is my troll accont
User avatar #15 to #14 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
now 1/2 of your friends list is me
User avatar #16 to #15 - zyconx (10/24/2014) [-]
jitler is no kill?
User avatar #17 to #16 - rekcufpikdum (10/24/2014) [-]
probably
User avatar #18 to #17 - zyconx (10/24/2014) [-]
It took you 5 minutes to sign in to that account, just so you could comment.
gg kido den/den
User avatar #19 to #18 - rekcufpikdum (10/30/2014) [-]
It took me 6 days to remember to log into this account again
#13 - Ken M (09/15/2014) [-]
zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx zyconx
#21 to #13 - Ken M (04/04/2015) [-]
Hello zyconx

Need attention much?
User avatar #23 to #21 - zyconx (04/04/2015) [-]
hi davidavidson
#12 to #11 - zyconx (06/21/2014) [-]
OP delivered

Oh glorious day!
User avatar #7 - landerp (02/17/2014) [-]
So what exactly made you so butthurt that you had to downthumb every one of my comments and upthumb everybody else's?
User avatar #8 to #7 - landerp (02/17/2014) [-]
No response. I didn't expect anything more from you. Good luck dislodging that stick that seems to be lodged up your ass!
User avatar #9 to #8 - zyconx (02/17/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #10 to #9 - zyconx (02/17/2014) [-]
lol you talking about butthurt, I thumbed down your retarded ass "hey guis look at me im soo cool le 420 blz it fgt" comments, so you go on my profile and start thumbing down all my recent comments

also I was afk that's why I wasn't responding
#6 to #5 - zyconx Comment deleted by zyconx [-]
User avatar #4 - hornack (02/01/2014) [-]
Thank you for noticing.
User avatar #2 - zyconx (01/05/2014) [-]
first
User avatar #3 to #2 - zyconx (01/05/2014) [-]
**** you beat me to it
#1 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
 Friends (0)