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Date Signed Up:3/31/2013
Last Login:10/26/2014
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Comment Ranking:#33023
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#26 - I didn't check who I rolled. I FULLY RETRACT MY EARLIER S… 05/13/2014 on *Wanks at you* 0
#24 - **zyconx rolled user twi ** im gonna wank you  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2014 on *Wanks at you* 0
User avatar #25 - twi (05/13/2014) [-]
ponyfucker
User avatar #26 - zyconx (05/13/2014) [-]
I didn't check who I rolled.
I FULLY RETRACT MY EARLIER STATEMENT. at least I'm not a phanact fucker
#435 - Also hi crowdberry  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on crowd's profile 0
User avatar #437 - crowd (05/10/2014) [-]
hello, berry nice to see a stranger here
#434 - What is that image you keep posting that keeps getting flagged  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2014 on crowd's profile 0
#436 - crowd (05/10/2014) [-]
It's this one.
User avatar #435 - zyconx (05/10/2014) [-]
Also hi crowdberry
User avatar #437 - crowd (05/10/2014) [-]
hello, berry nice to see a stranger here
#46 - don't use circle tool don't separate the colors with black lines 03/27/2014 on Countries during World War... -1
#2 - obligatory  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on /k/ shenanigans +14
User avatar #3 - theonlybatman (03/27/2014) [-]
Holy shit you are now my favorite person of the day
#1 - fukken saved 03/27/2014 on ;_ 0
#49 - I remember this post  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on I got a bow-ner! +31
User avatar #153 - reekballs (03/27/2014) [-]
Looks like that one pokemon
The loud one
#3 - wait for It to unfreeze and it will be jelly-like but also fir…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/27/2014 on iBroke my leg 0
#4 - confusedasian (03/27/2014) [-]
Have you done this before?




Can you use this to make a make shift dildo?


Would it be safe to stick it up my butt?
#23 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
I would advise against that. Part of it might break off in you.
#25 - confusedasian (03/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, kikisu kind of advised me as well.
User avatar #26 - kikisu (03/27/2014) [-]
Even if it broke off, its just corn starch, you could push it back out. But it'd give no pleasure at all. Better off finding something else that's firmer.
#28 - confusedasian (03/27/2014) [-]
This took me a while to find.
#39 - ronrod (03/27/2014) [-]
What is...what's happening here?
#56 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
It's a reverse gif of some ferrofluid (a liquid magnet) pulling in and surrounding a block of steel. On top of that is two images from "Kuso Miso Technique" (a gay porn comic translating to "Shit soup technique").

This answer will only raise more questions I am sure.
#19 - colorbox (03/27/2014) [-]
sure you can
#20 - confusedasian (03/27/2014) [-]
So it begins.
User avatar #10 - kikisu (03/27/2014) [-]
It'd probably fall apart.
#1 - just gonna leave this here...  [+] (50 new replies) 03/27/2014 on iBroke my leg +59
User avatar #122 - wilfredfanforever (03/28/2014) [-]
60. 60 fucking favs.
#108 - vedomajkatrololol (03/28/2014) [-]
The amount of favorites on this picture


im one of them
#105 - zackenia (03/28/2014) [-]
wouldn't it fall apart when you do the horizontal hokie pokie with it? man, I feel pathetic that thats the only thing about this that bugs me
User avatar #95 - thomasman (03/28/2014) [-]
I tried this at home and got my penis stuck in some corn starch

At least it wasn't the ceiling fan this time
#91 - thesmilyingdawg (03/28/2014) [-]
im the 60th person to favorite this
god im lonely
User avatar #78 - gamgroomps (03/27/2014) [-]
I want to confirm with anyone who's tried this:

I know 1g=1ml when it comes to water, but 100g of corn starch would be ~192 ml
Did the OP mean to say ml instead of g, or is 192 ml of corn starch correct?
User avatar #118 - mindofthegiant (03/28/2014) [-]
I think you might be confusing corn starch with corn syrup because I don't know why else you would measure a powder with liquid units. I mean you could but you would get different values since it would also depend on the air trapped within, which would affect the overall density [spoiler] Unless you're using a water displacement method which wouldn't help in this situation but might help you figure out the volume of 100g of corn starch [spoiler] Also excuse my nerding [/spoiler][/spoiler]
User avatar #119 - mindofthegiant (03/28/2014) [-]
Damnit, I thought you could nest spoilers My bad
User avatar #97 - melllvinnn (03/28/2014) [-]
why do you want to know these specificities so much? Trial and error if you want to. Make several and keep the best one if you're actually going to do it. 99% of those people who favorited this image aren't actually going to do it.
#113 - Shadwstryker (03/28/2014) [-]
So if 72 people have favorited it so far, then that means if 99% of those 72 people aren't going to do it, one of us is a dwarf, because 1% would be .72 of a person.

That's one adventurous, sex-crazed dwarf.
User avatar #100 - gamgroomps (03/28/2014) [-]
100 ml and 192 ml are kinda a big difference, and I didn't really want to make many, but I do see your point. I'll go ahead and try with 192 ml, and make others if I need to.
#76 - ninjapants (03/27/2014) [-]
45 fav
#72 - theruse (03/27/2014) [-]
#69 - doctorprofessornv (03/27/2014) [-]
I saved it....
User avatar #54 - chaoticlaw (03/27/2014) [-]
31 favs.

And I have a feeling it ain't gonna stop there.
#48 - kaboomz (03/27/2014) [-]
my sides hurt
User avatar #47 - Shadwstryker (03/27/2014) [-]
Why is nobody talking about how you can clearly see this guy is using it on his dick in the second to last picture.
User avatar #36 - lexxy (03/27/2014) [-]
why don't you just hire a prostitute or something
#44 - confusedasian (03/27/2014) [-]
>Spending money.
>Talking to a girl.
>Going outside.

That's madness.
#35 - goonzooz (03/27/2014) [-]
#27 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
#24 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
How lonely are you people?
User avatar #65 - thespartanpony (03/27/2014) [-]
pretty damn.
User avatar #17 - thisxshitxisxhard (03/27/2014) [-]
the fact this was favorited by three people is kinda sad the fact that i am one of those three people is sadder
User avatar #59 - oxymoronking (03/27/2014) [-]
now its 35
User avatar #66 - thisxshitxisxhard (03/27/2014) [-]
and so it gets sadded and sadded atleast im not alone
#21 - confusedasian (03/27/2014) [-]
No one is going to judge you.
User avatar #14 - bagguhsleep (03/27/2014) [-]
Haha, wow. That seems so stupid.
Like, who would even think it'd work?
I should try it, just to show the people who made this that they're wrong.
Ha ha.
#2 - confusedasian (03/27/2014) [-]
Wouldn't freezing it make it rock hard? So you're sticking your penis into a really hard hole not to mention that you put it in a freezer and it's probably extremely cold.

I need someone to science me on this.
User avatar #101 - nighkey (03/28/2014) [-]
It said fridge. You mix cornstarch with cool water to thicken liquids into gravy, normally.

Bag of Parmesan + Garlic + Salt/pepper + Stick of butter + 2 cups of heavy whipping cream = Alfredo flavored delicious liquid. Add corn starch and it becomes a heavenly thick delicacy.

Or after cooking chicken/beef/pork don't throw out the juices. Add a little milk, cornstarch mixed with water, and pepper, and you get gravy to throw on bread as a side dish in about 2 minutes.

So it doesn't have to be super cold to turn solid. The fridge is fine.
User avatar #98 - gunthar (03/28/2014) [-]
why would you put it in while stll cold
User avatar #77 - doomminion (03/27/2014) [-]
I think the name is extremely fitting to your comment XD
User avatar #64 - Zydratejunkie (03/27/2014) [-]
You don't freeze it, just refrigerate. Cornstarch and water in the correct proportions combine to make a semi-solid jelly substance. Solid enough to hold together, soft enough to not hurt your dick fucking it.
User avatar #57 - thespartanpony (03/27/2014) [-]
refrigerator, not freezer.
it would just cool it to make it only slightly uncomfortable to stick your dick into
User avatar #46 - zerkerex (03/27/2014) [-]
It says cooling, like maybe out on the counter. I dont think it needs to be frozen. Besides after it reaches room temperature it would thaw out anyway.
#30 - primeministerofwup (03/27/2014) [-]
where does it say to put it in a freezer?
User avatar #6 - mindofthegiant (03/27/2014) [-]
It never said to freeze it. Just to stick it in the fridge for 40 mins. I'm assuming to cool it down so it won't burn your didgeridoo
#7 - confusedasian (03/27/2014) [-]
Oh, it seems I have misread.

Man, 3 years of intensive reading back when I was in school and I still can't read.
User avatar #3 - zyconx (03/27/2014) [-]
wait for It to unfreeze and it will be jelly-like but also firm so it wont fall apart
#4 - confusedasian (03/27/2014) [-]
Have you done this before?




Can you use this to make a make shift dildo?


Would it be safe to stick it up my butt?
#23 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
I would advise against that. Part of it might break off in you.
#25 - confusedasian (03/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, kikisu kind of advised me as well.
User avatar #26 - kikisu (03/27/2014) [-]
Even if it broke off, its just corn starch, you could push it back out. But it'd give no pleasure at all. Better off finding something else that's firmer.
#28 - confusedasian (03/27/2014) [-]
This took me a while to find.
#39 - ronrod (03/27/2014) [-]
What is...what's happening here?
#56 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
It's a reverse gif of some ferrofluid (a liquid magnet) pulling in and surrounding a block of steel. On top of that is two images from "Kuso Miso Technique" (a gay porn comic translating to "Shit soup technique").

This answer will only raise more questions I am sure.
#19 - colorbox (03/27/2014) [-]
sure you can
#20 - confusedasian (03/27/2014) [-]
So it begins.
User avatar #10 - kikisu (03/27/2014) [-]
It'd probably fall apart.
#2 - I tried  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Admin's gone too far this... +5
User avatar #4 - whatugawkinat (03/27/2014) [-]
you succeded
#3 - greendaynimrod (03/27/2014) [-]
#22 - If that dog is a girl then yes life is a bitch 03/27/2014 on Life's a Bitch 0
#3 - purple and green 03/27/2014 on (untitled) +5
#267 - u avin' a giggle m8? 03/27/2014 on Have I really seen enough... 0
#264 - theres an account on named CoShocker 03/27/2014 on Have I really seen enough... +1
#47 - jesus ******* Christ that scared the **** … 03/19/2014 on Babies are horrifying 0
#98 - andre herring 03/19/2014 on genitals 0
#310 - I found it  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on Whynaut +1
#311 - dawnwilliams (03/19/2014) [-]
Dank
#307 - what video Is this gif from again  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Whynaut 0
#309 - dawnwilliams (03/19/2014) [-]
No fuckin' idea. Sorry
User avatar #310 - zyconx (03/19/2014) [-]
I found it Scout's Amazing Adventures (Part 1/6)
#311 - dawnwilliams (03/19/2014) [-]
Dank
#3 - stop trying to be the new geckosncherrios 03/01/2014 on Why +1
#101 - WY DUS WUNAYE NOT NO HATA FLUSHA TOLETT AFTA YA TEK A SHET!? 03/01/2014 on why 0
#3 - everyone knows 03/01/2014 on Twitch plays pokemon 0
#1 - Comment deleted 03/01/2014 on Tupac, the original Justin... -1
#34 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on mistake -2
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User avatar #14 - mudkipfucker (10/24/2014) [-]
1/3 of your friends list is my troll accont
User avatar #15 to #14 - mudkipfucker (10/24/2014) [-]
now 1/2 of your friends list is me
User avatar #16 to #15 - zyconx (10/24/2014) [-]
jitler is no kill?
User avatar #17 to #16 - rekcufpikdum (10/24/2014) [-]
probably
User avatar #18 to #17 - zyconx (10/24/2014) [-]
It took you 5 minutes to sign in to that account, just so you could comment.
gg kido den/den
User avatar #19 to #18 - rekcufpikdum (10/30/2014) [-]
It took me 6 days to remember to log into this account again
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#12 to #11 - zyconx (06/21/2014) [-]
OP delivered

Oh glorious day!
User avatar #7 - landerp (02/17/2014) [-]
So what exactly made you so butthurt that you had to downthumb every one of my comments and upthumb everybody else's?
User avatar #8 to #7 - landerp (02/17/2014) [-]
No response. I didn't expect anything more from you. Good luck dislodging that stick that seems to be lodged up your ass!
User avatar #9 to #8 - zyconx (02/17/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #10 to #9 - zyconx (02/17/2014) [-]
lol you talking about butthurt, I thumbed down your retarded ass "hey guis look at me im soo cool le 420 blz it fgt" comments, so you go on my profile and start thumbing down all my recent comments

also I was afk that's why I wasn't responding
#6 to #5 - zyconx (02/16/2014) [-]
I see your kitten and raise you 2
User avatar #4 - hornack (02/01/2014) [-]
Thank you for noticing.
User avatar #2 - zyconx (01/05/2014) [-]
first
User avatar #3 to #2 - zyconx (01/05/2014) [-]
**** you beat me to it
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