zwaxor

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Date Signed Up:1/19/2012
Last Login:1/28/2015
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#478 - **zwaxor rolls 271,201,092** Courage Wolf 09/28/2014 on As promised, highest roll... 0
#140 - Oh thank god. 09/25/2014 on Imma just Re-post this +11
#18 - >you can get a different bitch >you can get a differ… 09/23/2014 on guns and women -2
#27 - As a teacher, I would've failed that student. Too easy.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2014 on (untitled) -1
#34 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
then you could lose your job for it. that's a legitimate answer.
#30 - onyxleigion (09/17/2014) [-]
like he said, you're the one that made a shitty test. not the student.
User avatar #28 - whywouldyoudothis (09/17/2014) [-]
I wouldn't of.... (also as a teacher.) I can't blame the student for bad test design. If I made a short answer question that could be answered in one word then I fucked up somewhere.
#33 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
If you're a teacher you'd think you'd know that it's wouldn't have.
User avatar #38 - whywouldyoudothis (09/18/2014) [-]
Let me have my two weeks off you whore! (No but seriously, my spelling and grammar are atrocious when typing.. I hit submit half the time before I even looked at what I typed. Shit man, look through my comment history on here, it's pretty awful...)

I could never get away with that in the classroom, my kids would never let me live it down.
#65 - It's so the infamous hacker 4chan doesn't run some dictionary … 09/09/2014 on Adam Baldwin still based as... +3
#33 - FPS = First Person Snek  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on snaked stabilized +4
User avatar #94 - Daeiros (09/09/2014) [-]
#16 - This doesn't apply to my virginity. 09/08/2014 on Applicable to almost... +1
#2 - Ah yes, the canine rendition of the infamous "hoverhand&q…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on FriendZone +7
#25 - Dember (09/08/2014) [-]
Master of Romance
#5 - A ring was destroyed on that mountain. 09/06/2014 on Low blow -1
#7 - They might just be very, very small. 09/06/2014 on Dinner Time Machine 0
#7 - He was ashamed to admit it. Don't be insensitive. 09/05/2014 on Curses +6
#5 - The curse of OP.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Curses +31
User avatar #21 - europe (09/06/2014) [-]
The only bad thing about it is the damage to one's dignity, the guy who got cursed became a king using his curse
User avatar #24 - themongoose (09/06/2014) [-]
An actual Oglaf reader? Nice.
#6 - nahbro (09/05/2014) [-]
>"I've never sucked cock before"
>OP

no
#7 - zwaxor (09/05/2014) [-]
He was ashamed to admit it. Don't be insensitive.
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Has he seen enough hentai? +113
#31 - Eichimaru (09/06/2014) [-]
K.
#5 - **zwaxor rolled comment #1 ** : this was already disprove… 09/05/2014 on No I meant... 0
#27 - Someone without English as their first language? In D… 09/05/2014 on Pen is +7
#38 - cuggimiug? 09/05/2014 on Yeah, sure. 0
#49 - Heh, **** . 09/05/2014 on and so it began... 0
#14 - **zwaxor rolled image ** 09/04/2014 on how to catch a fish -16
#21 - That is pretty much how I imagine Mario and Luigi would look IRL.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2014 on twins +31
User avatar #47 - chimpaflimp (09/04/2014) [-]
They're The Chuckle Brothers.
#40 - anotheroneonearth (09/04/2014) [-]
well actually...
#42 - boomerpyro (09/04/2014) [-]
you don't decide what he imagines them to look like, idiot
#38 - Could somebody please X-ray this?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Summer Is over... 0
#49 - anonemous (09/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #55 - norkas (09/03/2014) [-]
thank mr skeltal
#126 - 420 glaze it 09/02/2014 on Food Porn Dump +1
#13 - Comment deleted 09/02/2014 on True friends 0
#15 - Picture 09/02/2014 on Going To The Store +59
#177 - I should go. 09/02/2014 on (untitled) +1
#170 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #176 - cormy (09/02/2014) [-]
>Comment 170
>Thinking you could be inb4 anything on frontpage
>Not checking comments before commenting inb4
>funnyjunk.com/untitled/funny-pictures/5279215/5#5
User avatar #177 - zwaxor (09/02/2014) [-]
I should go.
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User avatar #5 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
Jim was a full grown cucumber. He found himself on a ship sailing to America. His skin was green and he didnt feel so good, but that might have been because he was a cucumber. Suddenly the kaptain entered the kitchen - that's were jim lived - "Give me two of your best cucumbers" the kaptain demanded. "For research purpose". The kaptain then proceeded to stick Jim in his bum.
#6 to #5 - zwaxor (06/26/2014) [-]
I feel terrible, and yet... intrigued.
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