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#2147 - **zven rolled a random image posted in comment #2896545 at … 02/03/2013 on Your New Girlfriend 0
#9 - Roses are gay , violets are gay er. Shut the … 02/01/2013 on Fairly Decent Win 0
#173 - Take my like, you clever bastard. And yeah, there are a few, a… 01/11/2013 on After a break up 0
#164 - I don't doubt it at all. It still is another seven months befo…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on After a break up 0
User avatar #168 - tombombadil (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, that does sound really inconvenient. There wouldn't happen to be an all girls school nearby? I'm sure with the right level of crossdressing you could infiltrate it.
User avatar #173 - zven (01/11/2013) [-]
Take my like, you clever bastard. And yeah, there are a few, and there's a public school by my house with 5,000 kids (the school where my now-ex goes), but I unfortunately still cannot get over her. It isn't because I'm not trying, but I actually had to chase her for a few months and when I got the opportunity to date her, it was great. If she found feelings for me, whether I was here or in NY, I'd take her back no questions asked.
#159 - I wish I was that lucky... I don't mean to be a wallowing pric…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2013 on After a break up 0
User avatar #163 - tombombadil (01/11/2013) [-]
That's oddly similar to how my girlfriend and I broke up. Don't worry, college will be like a sea of women.
User avatar #164 - zven (01/11/2013) [-]
I don't doubt it at all. It still is another seven months before I ship out to NY, though, and I'm at an all-guys high school. My female contact is very limited and I want to have fun senior year, y'know?
User avatar #168 - tombombadil (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, that does sound really inconvenient. There wouldn't happen to be an all girls school nearby? I'm sure with the right level of crossdressing you could infiltrate it.
User avatar #173 - zven (01/11/2013) [-]
Take my like, you clever bastard. And yeah, there are a few, and there's a public school by my house with 5,000 kids (the school where my now-ex goes), but I unfortunately still cannot get over her. It isn't because I'm not trying, but I actually had to chase her for a few months and when I got the opportunity to date her, it was great. If she found feelings for me, whether I was here or in NY, I'd take her back no questions asked.
#154 - You and me both, friend. It's a bad time now, but it won't be …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2013 on After a break up 0
User avatar #155 - tombombadil (01/11/2013) [-]
I'm over it emotionally. My penis has some choice words to say about it though...
User avatar #159 - zven (01/11/2013) [-]
I wish I was that lucky... I don't mean to be a wallowing prick or anything, but this girl was my damn dream girl. We dated for two and a half months and the first month was fantastic, but for the last month and a half, she started backing away from me because I got accepted to college in New York and we live in Illinois (I'm a senior, she's a sophomore). I asked her why she wasn't being as affectionate and she said she lost attraction for me and dumped me about a week ago. Still feel like shit and no amount of porn can fix it for me. I've tried.
Sorry for long read.
User avatar #163 - tombombadil (01/11/2013) [-]
That's oddly similar to how my girlfriend and I broke up. Don't worry, college will be like a sea of women.
User avatar #164 - zven (01/11/2013) [-]
I don't doubt it at all. It still is another seven months before I ship out to NY, though, and I'm at an all-guys high school. My female contact is very limited and I want to have fun senior year, y'know?
User avatar #168 - tombombadil (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, that does sound really inconvenient. There wouldn't happen to be an all girls school nearby? I'm sure with the right level of crossdressing you could infiltrate it.
User avatar #173 - zven (01/11/2013) [-]
Take my like, you clever bastard. And yeah, there are a few, and there's a public school by my house with 5,000 kids (the school where my now-ex goes), but I unfortunately still cannot get over her. It isn't because I'm not trying, but I actually had to chase her for a few months and when I got the opportunity to date her, it was great. If she found feelings for me, whether I was here or in NY, I'd take her back no questions asked.
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User avatar #1 - erbos (08/26/2012) [-]
Sorry but I only trade for items, not for FJ points.
And I only have 2 Hitler, and now it doesn't appear. I can't lose it so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - zven (08/27/2012) [-]
Oh, I am disappoint.
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