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zumbs

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Gender: female
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:5/05/2013
Last Login:11/03/2013
Location:Louisiana
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 188 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 189 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Total Comments Made:101
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Fucking account bans I will cut a nigga.

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#61 - Okay but now teach the guys how to please girls.  [+] (12 replies) 09/04/2013 on truth +84
#469 - adorableness (09/05/2013) [-]
Then you'll have to order my next tape.
#272 - orangegoblin has deleted their comment.
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#567 - danniegurl (09/08/2013) [-]
how would you like if someone bit the tip of your dick?
no girl would like someone biting it.
#235 - anon (09/04/2013) [-]
Guys know how to please girls
You just pick the assholes who don't care about you like ~all other girls do
Save your red thumbs posting as anon, but everyone knows this is the truth
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#560 - zumbs (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, you dropped your fedora.
#218 - leachan (09/04/2013) [-]
Step one: touch clitoris

You have now pleased a woman.

(source: I have a vagina)
#200 - retfarcenim (09/04/2013) [-]
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#108 - gotbannedicusvile (09/04/2013) [-]
takes time. But once you find her spot its easy.
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#94 - texasbarbie (09/04/2013) [-]
yes please?
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#65 - lolollo (09/04/2013) [-]
Step one: Find a girl who isn't inept at communicating what she wants out of sex.

And we're done...
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#68 - skeptical (09/04/2013) [-]
such hard
trying impossible
#62 - infinitereaper (09/04/2013) [-]
I'm afraid that volume 6 hasn't been completed yet.
#11 - Reminds me of this gif.  [+] (2 replies) 09/02/2013 on neat +8
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#52 - dubii (09/02/2013) [-]
It doesn't remind you of it, i think it's from the same video



I have seen that gif around before though, so I do expect it to be deep in your reaction folder or something.
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#51 - ompalomper (09/02/2013) [-]
i was siting through the entire video waiting for it
#13 - Picture  [+] (2 replies) 08/25/2013 on "IT" happens +37
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#32 - desuforeverlulz (08/25/2013) [-]
That was the perfect reaction.
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#47 - clittyrubquick (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm laughing so hard that I made other people laugh and they don't even know why. So thanks for that
#20 - What's the story?  [+] (5 replies) 08/25/2013 on Like a boss. 0
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#22 - themastertroller (08/25/2013) [-]
Back in 2001, guy named Charles Ingram went on WWTBAM. He had his wife and a friend hint him answers for questions by coughing and stuff. He won 1 million, but was charged with deception
#23 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Since fucking when is deception illegal? And why aren't I serving 600 consecutive life sentences.
#125 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Patience dear chasers. $$$! $$$
#31 - endospore (08/25/2013) [-]
Looked it up on Wikipedia. The crime is called "procuring the execution of a valuable security by deception." and it was a British case on the British version of Millionaire.

In America, I believe it would be fraud or perjury. Maybe larceny, but I'm no lawyer.
#52 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
It would be fraud. Larceny is basically theft and perjury is swearing an oath to the truth then lying (Or affirming known lies to be truth)
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