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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:5/25/2013
Location:Moss Norway
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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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#306 - There has been lots of alternative fuels out there, that never… 01/09/2013 on Thorium Reactors +5
#1 - I advice you not to promote yourself on FJ. Tried that onc… 01/08/2013 on Going ham on these fools... 0
#29 - Picture 01/08/2013 on For the psychonauts. 0
#28 - This is perfect, now that I just got high.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on For the psychonauts. 0
#29 - zuflux (01/08/2013) [-]
#61 - I barely got any development out of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. … 01/08/2013 on Rethink Your Houses +3
#260 - EXACTLY~~~~ 01/03/2013 on No matter how my day goes 0
#255 - Thank you soo much! Have the world's cutest cat!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2013 on No matter how my day goes +1
#258 - sourpotato (01/03/2013) [-]
That's not cute...
...that's fuckin' hot.
User avatar #260 - zuflux (01/03/2013) [-]
EXACTLY~~~~
#247 - I want my desktop to look like this. SAuce this shit for me.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2013 on No matter how my day goes 0
#249 - sourpotato (01/03/2013) [-]
Well the ord is a custom little something a found, but I do have one sauce.
Rainmeter: Google this shit, download it, then google "Rainmeter Skyrim Theme"

You. Are. Welcome
#255 - zuflux (01/03/2013) [-]
Thank you soo much! Have the world's cutest cat!
#258 - sourpotato (01/03/2013) [-]
That's not cute...
...that's fuckin' hot.
User avatar #260 - zuflux (01/03/2013) [-]
EXACTLY~~~~
#198 - I'm not going to circumsize myself. No. 01/02/2013 on Safe socks 0
#155 - I have trouble using condoms. Mostly because I have a conditio…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Safe socks +3
#175 - N. Korean citizen (01/02/2013) [-]
There's "surgery" to fix that. "Surgery" in quotes because it's one of the most common, minor fixes to that area.
User avatar #198 - zuflux (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm not going to circumsize myself. No.
#156 - pipoly (01/02/2013) [-]
My boyfriend was the same way. Could not have sex cus it was painful. He went to the doctor and got this liniment which he used while he fapped to stretch the foreskin.

(im just trying to help, also comment on everything so i can post pictures)
User avatar #168 - ghettograndpa (01/02/2013) [-]
We don't want to see pictures of your bf's dick
#182 - GraphJam has deleted their comment.
User avatar #189 - ghettograndpa (01/02/2013) [-]
I know, Buzz
User avatar #191 - GraphJam (01/02/2013) [-]
Sorry.
#174 - machezemoman (01/02/2013) [-]
amen
#41 - Seriously. You may hate Apple, and I'm no different. But there… 12/25/2012 on Good guy volvo -2
#177 - Don't you mean: XxX EliteSKIllSNIperZ XxX ? 12/24/2012 on XxMLGxPr0xk1LLAxx +6
#62 - Probably with the smallest prick too. H…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Bro, Do you even lift? +15
User avatar #63 - theantidote (12/19/2012) [-]
Haha, love it, thumb for you
#58 - He gonna grow up with the biggest ego..  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2012 on Bro, Do you even lift? +8
User avatar #61 - theantidote (12/19/2012) [-]
He's gonna grow up to be the biggest prick*
User avatar #62 - zuflux (12/19/2012) [-]
Probably with the smallest prick too.



Haha, cock joke.
User avatar #63 - theantidote (12/19/2012) [-]
Haha, love it, thumb for you
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on someone's happy +8
User avatar #49 - Nitsua (12/21/2012) [-]
I need MOAR!
#4154 - Picture 12/17/2012 on Thumb Orgy +1
#312 - Because, they view his and other tragedies as acts of god. God… 12/17/2012 on Enough is Enough +2
#27 - I'm not saying it's not possible. Black market. But i… 12/17/2012 on Liberals. +1
#60 - I've not seen the movie, but from what I see in trailers, it's… 12/16/2012 on Where? -1
#58 - I posted that one pic, and I come back to this!? Wow. 12/16/2012 on dickcopter +2
#74 - That marihuanas are dangerous! Some freinds of mine injected t… 12/16/2012 on BUSTED! +10
#19 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2012 on dickcopter +57
#20 - honditar (12/16/2012) [-]
#32 - officechair (12/16/2012) [-]
#40 - nephera (12/16/2012) [-]
Nice one bro!
#36 - godof (12/16/2012) [-]
These four comments made my day...
#58 - zuflux (12/16/2012) [-]
I posted that one pic, and I come back to this!? Wow.
#23 - You know how when someone in your family dies. And you hurt. … 12/16/2012 on Random Comment from a... +3
#118 - That's because oppular opinion, and probably your dad told you… 12/16/2012 on life is a bitch +6
#114 - Then you have a bad perception of what it means to be a man.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2012 on life is a bitch +4
User avatar #117 - chaossniper (12/16/2012) [-]
well men don't sit to piss that's what i know
User avatar #118 - zuflux (12/16/2012) [-]
That's because oppular opinion, and probably your dad told you so.

When you're drunk, got a boner, feel sick, have a bad aim, and whenever a seat is available, it's prefferable to sit down :p
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#10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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