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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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#4113 - **zuflux rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at ki… 02/10/2013 on This is what you wake up to... 0
#3583 - **zuflux rolled a random comment #577320 posted by ragingb… 02/10/2013 on What You Scream During Sex 0
#652 - **zuflux rolls 06** 02/10/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet 0
#408 - Denmark is known as a great place to be for Norwegians. No… 01/29/2013 on hayoooo +2
#97 - No. It's popular opinion. 01/28/2013 on Stereotypes 0
#16 - I'm having OCD like hell now, thanks. 01/26/2013 on Please god! try again 0
#303 - Correct translation, from a Normann. Fånga dagen: Se…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Får man ta mat nu? +2
User avatar #304 - awesomeradish (01/26/2013) [-]
Thanks
#365 - To end all arguments about this: I play games, so tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2013 on What a Dick +8
User avatar #412 - thatguywhohasbacon (01/26/2013) [-]
Not all old people hate video games, my grandfather plays games like company of heroes and kicks my ass in them.
#417 - N. Korean citizen (01/26/2013) [-]
Your grandpa is awesome! Here, have my thumb.
#217 - They were very amusing. It's kinda like in The Norwegian Comic… 01/24/2013 on Klimakteriekossa 0
#142 - Aaand the last: 'Child-rape.'  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Klimakteriekossa +2
User avatar #155 - storkillen (01/24/2013) [-]
Swede here, and I fucking love these easter eggs (?) that he adds to his content.
User avatar #217 - zuflux (01/24/2013) [-]
They were very amusing. It's kinda like in The Norwegian Comic: Pondus.

The artist keeps writing these sentences in the eyesight-wallpaper at the doctors office, to name one.
#141 - And then in the next, it's: 'Rubber-dicks'  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Klimakteriekossa +2
User avatar #142 - zuflux (01/24/2013) [-]
Aaand the last: 'Child-rape.'
User avatar #155 - storkillen (01/24/2013) [-]
Swede here, and I fucking love these easter eggs (?) that he adds to his content.
User avatar #217 - zuflux (01/24/2013) [-]
They were very amusing. It's kinda like in The Norwegian Comic: Pondus.

The artist keeps writing these sentences in the eyesight-wallpaper at the doctors office, to name one.
#140 - Fuckin' swedes. That top picture, in the first frame says: &q…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Klimakteriekossa +2
User avatar #141 - zuflux (01/24/2013) [-]
And then in the next, it's: 'Rubber-dicks'
User avatar #142 - zuflux (01/24/2013) [-]
Aaand the last: 'Child-rape.'
User avatar #155 - storkillen (01/24/2013) [-]
Swede here, and I fucking love these easter eggs (?) that he adds to his content.
User avatar #217 - zuflux (01/24/2013) [-]
They were very amusing. It's kinda like in The Norwegian Comic: Pondus.

The artist keeps writing these sentences in the eyesight-wallpaper at the doctors office, to name one.
#128 - Skrillex, is not Dubstep, nor is any other group, musician who…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2013 on dubstep -1
#132 - N. Korean citizen (01/23/2013) [-]
You're an idiot.
#115 - Papercuts. Toothpick can cause an injury that is prone to infe… 01/22/2013 on The horror. +5
#51 - I think that may be someone Obama knows personally..  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2013 on president to nigga in 2... 0
User avatar #75 - kciwtsob (01/22/2013) [-]
Its Kevin Durant a professional basketball player its either before or after the olympics since he's wearing team usa clothing
#77 - Do I need to tell you the answer to that? Really? 01/22/2013 on College Healthcare -1
#29 - Healthcare level: Norway  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2013 on College Healthcare -1
#48 - greasychesticles (01/22/2013) [-]
You do realize there are SEVERAL countries with free healthcare, right?
User avatar #77 - zuflux (01/22/2013) [-]
Do I need to tell you the answer to that? Really?
#68 - Dunno. Didn't try it until I was surpised by my best friend on…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on "Green" people 0
User avatar #72 - ekle (01/21/2013) [-]
I was just curious
#49 - If I have things to do, I'll do them, even if I'm stoned. Hell…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2013 on "Green" people 0
User avatar #54 - demonican (01/21/2013) [-]
When I'm stoned/high time doesn't seem to move at all :O
#52 - ekle (01/21/2013) [-]
In that case it's all good. I work out n shit when I smoke now, but earlier I was a lazy fuck when smoking err day. Maybe I've become more mature over the years though, dunno what to expect from an 15 year old stoner :p
User avatar #68 - zuflux (01/21/2013) [-]
Dunno. Didn't try it until I was surpised by my best friend one night. Presented a joint to me, and it happened. Was 17 back then. If you get high at to young age you could inhibit some growth. But anyhow, I can't see a 15 year old smoke weed for any other reason than to look cool.
User avatar #72 - ekle (01/21/2013) [-]
I was just curious
#41 - I can sit around and watch youtube shows for hours on end. TAk…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/21/2013 on "Green" people 0
User avatar #45 - nogphille (01/21/2013) [-]
true dat..

yet it's nothing compared to the crazy shit alcohol can make you do..
i've seen a friend swim a local canal mid-winter for like 5€,
i've seen (and experienced) the drop in standards,
seen people twist ankles trying to jump shit,...

whoever thinks weed is worse than alcohol deserves every malicious act alcohol will make them do..
User avatar #44 - ekle (01/21/2013) [-]
That's the dangerous part of smoking imho. Just sitting there, not getting shit done.
User avatar #49 - zuflux (01/21/2013) [-]
If I have things to do, I'll do them, even if I'm stoned. Hell, I walked my dog for two hours in the dark forest near my home, just because time seems to move fast when you're stoned/high, and I've done house-chores as well, vacuuming and all that stuff. No sweat.
User avatar #54 - demonican (01/21/2013) [-]
When I'm stoned/high time doesn't seem to move at all :O
#52 - ekle (01/21/2013) [-]
In that case it's all good. I work out n shit when I smoke now, but earlier I was a lazy fuck when smoking err day. Maybe I've become more mature over the years though, dunno what to expect from an 15 year old stoner :p
User avatar #68 - zuflux (01/21/2013) [-]
Dunno. Didn't try it until I was surpised by my best friend one night. Presented a joint to me, and it happened. Was 17 back then. If you get high at to young age you could inhibit some growth. But anyhow, I can't see a 15 year old smoke weed for any other reason than to look cool.
User avatar #72 - ekle (01/21/2013) [-]
I was just curious
User avatar #46 - nogphille (01/21/2013) [-]
meh.. i liked getting shit done and smoking at the same time..

i really miss getting high.. but shit's expensive..
User avatar #53 - ekle (01/21/2013) [-]
In my country it is. Not in yours. Holler @ me when you have to pay 40 dollars for a gram.
User avatar #55 - nogphille (01/21/2013) [-]
when you hardly have income at all, everything's expensive, says the man eating half a microwaved pizza
#39 - That is not a BAD thing, is what I'm saying. I'm having the be… 01/21/2013 on "Green" people -1
#32 - YEAH! Like.. Like.. Got nothin' man :c 01/21/2013 on "Green" people 0
#31 - I see your little subtle comment there. Pot has actually p…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/21/2013 on "Green" people +2
#47 - fukluvmakesammichs (01/21/2013) [-]
yes it has been shown that cannabis MAY slow cancer growth, however this is not causation and is therefore not a viable argument.
really, makes you better?! all it ever did to me was slow me down, pretty shit at any games high tbh, other things are more gamer friendly in my opinion haha
i completely agree, legal highs are more dangerous than anything out on the street and from my personal experiences they are never better than what youre trying to emulate.

i think everything should be legal. its all down to personal choice and you cant discriminate against someone for having a different way to wind down or vent.
User avatar #60 - nogphille (01/21/2013) [-]
disagree.. though weed should be legalized, i wouldn't like people getting high on all sorts of shit when:
a) driving
b) working
c) doing anything that could harm others..
#66 - iviagicbanana (01/21/2013) [-]
Treat it like alcohol with the regulations. 18 to buy (i know alcohol is 21) and you can't drive while under the influence. Simple as that. Same deal with operating machinery. Don't go to work high as you wouldn't do with alcohol, and if you get angry when high (like some with alcohol), then just don't do it. Simple.
User avatar #33 - grieze (01/21/2013) [-]
silly nilly pot always makes you do stupid things! when i smoke with my friend we just do the dumbest shit, then get the munchies, eat half a huge jar of party snacks, his brother comes in, and then we do the hokey pokey and thats what it's all about!
User avatar #39 - zuflux (01/21/2013) [-]
That is not a BAD thing, is what I'm saying. I'm having the best times of my life when I'm high xD
User avatar #36 - nogphille (01/21/2013) [-]
then it may not be the weed that's causing you to behave stupidly, but your friends?

when i used to smoke, i sat in to watch tv shows or went out for a run (if by my self)

drinking however impairs your judgment.. or at least it impairs mine..
User avatar #41 - zuflux (01/21/2013) [-]
I can sit around and watch youtube shows for hours on end. TAke another puff, rinse and repeat.
User avatar #45 - nogphille (01/21/2013) [-]
true dat..

yet it's nothing compared to the crazy shit alcohol can make you do..
i've seen a friend swim a local canal mid-winter for like 5€,
i've seen (and experienced) the drop in standards,
seen people twist ankles trying to jump shit,...

whoever thinks weed is worse than alcohol deserves every malicious act alcohol will make them do..
User avatar #44 - ekle (01/21/2013) [-]
That's the dangerous part of smoking imho. Just sitting there, not getting shit done.
User avatar #49 - zuflux (01/21/2013) [-]
If I have things to do, I'll do them, even if I'm stoned. Hell, I walked my dog for two hours in the dark forest near my home, just because time seems to move fast when you're stoned/high, and I've done house-chores as well, vacuuming and all that stuff. No sweat.
User avatar #54 - demonican (01/21/2013) [-]
When I'm stoned/high time doesn't seem to move at all :O
#52 - ekle (01/21/2013) [-]
In that case it's all good. I work out n shit when I smoke now, but earlier I was a lazy fuck when smoking err day. Maybe I've become more mature over the years though, dunno what to expect from an 15 year old stoner :p
User avatar #68 - zuflux (01/21/2013) [-]
Dunno. Didn't try it until I was surpised by my best friend one night. Presented a joint to me, and it happened. Was 17 back then. If you get high at to young age you could inhibit some growth. But anyhow, I can't see a 15 year old smoke weed for any other reason than to look cool.
User avatar #72 - ekle (01/21/2013) [-]
I was just curious
User avatar #46 - nogphille (01/21/2013) [-]
meh.. i liked getting shit done and smoking at the same time..

i really miss getting high.. but shit's expensive..
User avatar #53 - ekle (01/21/2013) [-]
In my country it is. Not in yours. Holler @ me when you have to pay 40 dollars for a gram.
User avatar #55 - nogphille (01/21/2013) [-]
when you hardly have income at all, everything's expensive, says the man eating half a microwaved pizza
#28 - Can relate. 01/21/2013 on "Green" people 0
#64 - **zuflux rolls 85** 01/21/2013 on How to give your car an... -1
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#10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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