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Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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#62 - When Vaamos first spoke the first time I met him I got the big…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on The new Thor preview looks... 0
User avatar #63 - gruntmastr (09/10/2014) [-]
The person probably made the mic peak, I think that's the explanation someone had.
User avatar #64 - zuflux (09/10/2014) [-]
That's probably how they got the effect, sure. And it fits, since he's not really got anything to make a voice with, I guess it's majic.
#34 - How do you put chunks of unevenly cut cheese on bread, tho' 09/08/2014 on Cheesy jokes +4
#27 - Totally recognizing myself in that man. It wasn't until re…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on take that 0
#28 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
Don't let college be an excuse not to meet people. It's the opposite. If you think you "won't have enough time", when you're done college, you'll be working anyway (which is the transition I'm in right now)
#25 - It's kinda a given, I was thinking. How you feeling, then?…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2014 on take that 0
#26 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
Well... I'm kind of going through phases.

1 week - crying and misery, then acceptance
2 weeks to 1 month - desperation and looking for an emotional replacement
1 month - 2 months - getting rejected because I wasn't ready
3rd month - hating myself for not having "progressed" far enough in life & being extremely self-conscious
4th month - being extremely jealous of my friends for being in relationships & judging myself
5th month - finally turning full attention back onto myself, not letting judgement of others bother me (sometimes I still get more jealous than I should though)

I thought I was over her 2 months in (because I didn't miss her, and no part of me wanted anything to do with her again), but that wasn't the end of it. It's been a hard lesson, but to recover you have to get to a point where not only do you not want her any more, you're also "back to your old self", which is always a point of stability.
User avatar #27 - zuflux (09/06/2014) [-]
Totally recognizing myself in that man.
It wasn't until recently that I came out of the worst of it, and started returning to my old self.
For a long time, I was desperately looking for an emotional replacement, someone to stand in her place, but nothing ever worked, obviously.
Now, me and her are good friends, and have met up since. And knowing that neither of us have any romantic desire over the other helps.

But it will take some time before I'm ready to get into another relationship. And having just started at Uni, (Or college) I don't think it's even a good idea at present.
#28 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
Don't let college be an excuse not to meet people. It's the opposite. If you think you "won't have enough time", when you're done college, you'll be working anyway (which is the transition I'm in right now)
#23 - The chances of us being in the vicinity of each other at any o…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2014 on take that +1
#24 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
I broke up with my ex of 2 years about 5 months ago.

You might want to add "sane" to the list.
User avatar #25 - zuflux (09/06/2014) [-]
It's kinda a given, I was thinking.
How you feeling, then?

It took a while for me to realise, and once I did I hated myself for it for the longest time.
#26 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
Well... I'm kind of going through phases.

1 week - crying and misery, then acceptance
2 weeks to 1 month - desperation and looking for an emotional replacement
1 month - 2 months - getting rejected because I wasn't ready
3rd month - hating myself for not having "progressed" far enough in life & being extremely self-conscious
4th month - being extremely jealous of my friends for being in relationships & judging myself
5th month - finally turning full attention back onto myself, not letting judgement of others bother me (sometimes I still get more jealous than I should though)

I thought I was over her 2 months in (because I didn't miss her, and no part of me wanted anything to do with her again), but that wasn't the end of it. It's been a hard lesson, but to recover you have to get to a point where not only do you not want her any more, you're also "back to your old self", which is always a point of stability.
User avatar #27 - zuflux (09/06/2014) [-]
Totally recognizing myself in that man.
It wasn't until recently that I came out of the worst of it, and started returning to my old self.
For a long time, I was desperately looking for an emotional replacement, someone to stand in her place, but nothing ever worked, obviously.
Now, me and her are good friends, and have met up since. And knowing that neither of us have any romantic desire over the other helps.

But it will take some time before I'm ready to get into another relationship. And having just started at Uni, (Or college) I don't think it's even a good idea at present.
#28 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
Don't let college be an excuse not to meet people. It's the opposite. If you think you "won't have enough time", when you're done college, you'll be working anyway (which is the transition I'm in right now)
#67 - You forgot LautREKT of Carim. 09/06/2014 on Christian is lightheaded -1
#5 - Mmmyep 09/06/2014 on shake zula,the mike... +1
#20 - My preference for females go far beyond that, but sure. In…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/06/2014 on take that +6
#38 - animecraze (09/06/2014) [-]
where the hell are you going to find a 5 inch girl. you trying to date tinkerbell
#22 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
Agreed. But, unfortunately, that means we're after the same type of female. Which is why I'll have to eliminate you.
User avatar #23 - zuflux (09/06/2014) [-]
The chances of us being in the vicinity of each other at any one point in time, AND with a girl such as I described is minimal. I also forgot to ad that being together in the same room with her didn't equal having to babysit her.

Also, I'm emotionally exhausted after struggling to get over my ex of 3 years, for the past year and a half. I'll gladly wingman you.
#24 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
I broke up with my ex of 2 years about 5 months ago.

You might want to add "sane" to the list.
User avatar #25 - zuflux (09/06/2014) [-]
It's kinda a given, I was thinking.
How you feeling, then?

It took a while for me to realise, and once I did I hated myself for it for the longest time.
#26 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
Well... I'm kind of going through phases.

1 week - crying and misery, then acceptance
2 weeks to 1 month - desperation and looking for an emotional replacement
1 month - 2 months - getting rejected because I wasn't ready
3rd month - hating myself for not having "progressed" far enough in life & being extremely self-conscious
4th month - being extremely jealous of my friends for being in relationships & judging myself
5th month - finally turning full attention back onto myself, not letting judgement of others bother me (sometimes I still get more jealous than I should though)

I thought I was over her 2 months in (because I didn't miss her, and no part of me wanted anything to do with her again), but that wasn't the end of it. It's been a hard lesson, but to recover you have to get to a point where not only do you not want her any more, you're also "back to your old self", which is always a point of stability.
User avatar #27 - zuflux (09/06/2014) [-]
Totally recognizing myself in that man.
It wasn't until recently that I came out of the worst of it, and started returning to my old self.
For a long time, I was desperately looking for an emotional replacement, someone to stand in her place, but nothing ever worked, obviously.
Now, me and her are good friends, and have met up since. And knowing that neither of us have any romantic desire over the other helps.

But it will take some time before I'm ready to get into another relationship. And having just started at Uni, (Or college) I don't think it's even a good idea at present.
#28 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
Don't let college be an excuse not to meet people. It's the opposite. If you think you "won't have enough time", when you're done college, you'll be working anyway (which is the transition I'm in right now)
#81 - I like to believe that western media outside the US isn't comp… 09/06/2014 on something about... +2
#402 - A house in my parents neighbourhood was actually painted total… 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad 0
#199 - To be fair, Artorias' greatshield has the best stability off a… 09/05/2014 on Is it thought? +1
#198 - It was one of the most emotional moments of my gaming life. … 09/05/2014 on Is it thought? 0
#188 - After reading a book. "Stalingrad" I learned that wh… 09/05/2014 on Burned +2
#63 - Didn't mean it wasn't funny as **** . But the nove… 09/05/2014 on (untitled) -1
#37 - According to the twitters its a parody account.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on (untitled) -2
#52 - CIS White Male (09/05/2014) [-]
Yep... I kinda kept looking...
#38 - garymuthafuknoak (09/05/2014) [-]
really?
User avatar #63 - zuflux (09/05/2014) [-]
Didn't mean it wasn't funny as shit. But the novelty of it kinda drops once you realise it's not the actual dude.
#240 - I can't disagree with the fact that once you see a handsome mi… 09/02/2014 on surveyyyy 0
#604 - That my grades would be the only thing that ever counted to sh… 08/30/2014 on Teachers 0
#4 - I was hoping for the school story, but this was entertaining. … 08/26/2014 on A short story about CARLOS 0
#121 - No wonder you finished it so quick. Those bags are 10% chips. 08/26/2014 on Nee 0
#114 - Got a source for that gif?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Itsy Bitsy Baby Man! 0
User avatar #123 - camzore (08/26/2014) [-]
Beautiful Little Moment - Game Grumps Animated There you go friend.
#562 - Closest I could get to 'looking up' at your comment. 08/25/2014 on Defender 0
#561 - That would be my previous fursona. 08/25/2014 on Defender 0
#494 - Think you'd like a scaley one better in any case :3  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Defender +1
#518 - CIS White Male (08/25/2014) [-]
sause?
User avatar #561 - zuflux (08/25/2014) [-]
That would be my previous fursona.
#500 - RipperMan (08/25/2014) [-]
#562 - zuflux (08/25/2014) [-]
Closest I could get to 'looking up' at your comment.
#490 - Joke's on you dude, I changed outta that Sona some time back :3  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Defender +1
#492 - RipperMan (08/25/2014) [-]
#494 - zuflux (08/25/2014) [-]
Think you'd like a scaley one better in any case :3
#518 - CIS White Male (08/25/2014) [-]
sause?
User avatar #561 - zuflux (08/25/2014) [-]
That would be my previous fursona.
#500 - RipperMan (08/25/2014) [-]
#562 - zuflux (08/25/2014) [-]
Closest I could get to 'looking up' at your comment.
#44 - It sorta depended on who the animators was. There's a few diff… 08/25/2014 on Pets 0
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User avatar #40 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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