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Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:7/10/2014
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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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#272 - If you're buying something huge, like a car, house, mansion, s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on I fail to see the downside 0
User avatar #317 - thunderkrux (03/14/2014) [-]
I only used that as an example.
#260 - So this only apply to White Aryan-esque humans? Come on, y…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on I fail to see the downside 0
User avatar #267 - thunderkrux (03/14/2014) [-]
Would that be a collective price? Like 500 dollars worth of oreos? Or one item that costs 500 dollars
User avatar #272 - zuflux (03/14/2014) [-]
If you're buying something huge, like a car, house, mansion, slaves, a yacht or something in that area.

God forbid having a striking pain in your loins every time you buy food.
And It wouldn't be kicking as much as just spontaneous pain.
User avatar #317 - thunderkrux (03/14/2014) [-]
I only used that as an example.
#230 - Oh, yeah. Well, I thought #1 meant that he was in first place. My bad. 03/11/2014 on For FunnyJunk 0
#201 - You're so far in the lead you're looking good, man. I voted la…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on For FunnyJunk +4
#228 - negroname (03/11/2014) [-]
Unfortunately #9 is 1k ahead of OP.
User avatar #230 - zuflux (03/11/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. Well, I thought #1 meant that he was in first place. My bad.
#183 - Rule 34, of course. 03/10/2014 on Thank you Admin 0
#107 - Why would you ever need to cut something, and then spoon it.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on The King +6
#111 - ronjeremysweiner (03/10/2014) [-]
someones never killed and cuddled
#37 - I feel old too. And it's not stopping. 03/10/2014 on onions 0
#35 - 13 for the first one.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2014 on onions 0
User avatar #36 - misterobotunicorn (03/10/2014) [-]
damn
User avatar #37 - zuflux (03/10/2014) [-]
I feel old too. And it's not stopping.
#33 - Me and a friend have just started watching one Shrek movie a …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2014 on onions 0
User avatar #34 - misterobotunicorn (03/10/2014) [-]
i think its been about 9 years... or more
User avatar #35 - zuflux (03/10/2014) [-]
13 for the first one.
User avatar #36 - misterobotunicorn (03/10/2014) [-]
damn
User avatar #37 - zuflux (03/10/2014) [-]
I feel old too. And it's not stopping.
#136 - This is why we tell people not to run out into the street behi… 03/10/2014 on Paintful 0
#250 - Grape Drink 03/10/2014 on Mace Windu +1
#223 - A kid I knew that lived around where I do some time back, had … 03/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
#851 - That's exactly what I wanted to say with that comment. Russia'… 03/09/2014 on Uni 0
#220 - I'd like to know how big bones make you look like StayPuff. 03/08/2014 on Torture for us all +1
#100 - But I'm not waiting for the Pc release. Got to play my Xbox ve… 03/08/2014 on Shteem 0
#1189 - Do you have abnormally small testicles? 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... 0
#195 - Outside the US. But school didn't teach you much about us, now did it?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #196 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/08/2014) [-]
Nope
#140 - I'm pretty sure they had more space missions than the US at so… 03/07/2014 on bear vs eagle 0
#789 - That doesn't help when most of the population can't get into o… 03/07/2014 on Uni 0
#788 - But what about the big dangerous bear in the east?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2014 on Uni 0
User avatar #849 - bronynexgen (03/09/2014) [-]
The big "dangerous" bear in the east is outdated and clunky at best. Fucking France could take it on and win.
User avatar #851 - zuflux (03/09/2014) [-]
That's exactly what I wanted to say with that comment. Russia's barking into a megaphone.
#786 - The committee that chooses the winner seems to care more about… 03/07/2014 on Uni 0
#121 - Did you someone say winter? 03/06/2014 on Chicago +1
#116 - Come for the work and king b-Robert Stay because you got c… 03/06/2014 on Chicago +1
#74 - All I noticed was the "2001" stamp on the bottom. … 03/06/2014 on shrek 0
#53 - To its defence that thing is the hand of pleasure if anyone bu… 03/04/2014 on Dog Headgasm 0
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#37 - popnotes ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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