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Gender: male
Age: 19
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X-box Gamertag: ZuereuZ
Interests: Meme's ofc
Date Signed Up:8/02/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:UK
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#46 - True. I m not gonna say "oh if you dont like the wages ge… 04/17/2015 on how virt pays for his dates +1
#40 - Being from the UK i never really got the deal with tipping i d…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/17/2015 on how virt pays for his dates +6
#161 - anon (04/18/2015) [-]
You aren't even allowed to keep tips at some places, i had a friend who worked in a pub and she wasn't allowed to accept tips, but i guess with deliveries they'd never know you got one
#88 - anon (04/17/2015) [-]
USA has the gratuity system instead of fair wages.
#70 - anon (04/17/2015) [-]
That's correct. Minimum wage in the U. S. is $7.25 per hour and Waiters are usually payed around $2-$3 per hour, the rest needs to be made in tips.
#153 - rize (04/18/2015) [-]
what the actual fuck
#67 - gerfox (04/17/2015) [-]
When I was in the UK when I was 15 on vacation me and a couple of friends went to a restaurant. When we were paying for the food, the waiter told us that we had to tip at least 25%. We were young and had never been outside of Norway by ourselves, so we payed up of course, but if he hadn't we wouldve eaten there every day there.
#100 - blackfacetito (04/17/2015) [-]
Nigga he lied. Tipping be like this;

Cheap-ass nigga- 5%

Base- 10%

Kind- 15%

Rich Bitch- 20%

And if your meal is under 40, just tip a 5.
#208 - gerfox (04/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know he lied now, but I didn't know back then. I've usually been tipping 20% if everything is normal or good, or nothing if the waiter is douchbaggy. Can be because I'm Norwegian tho, and when we are abroad everything is really really cheap compared to at home we have high wages and high costs - and Norwegians don't tip unless we're on vacation, since Norwegian prices are steep and tips are included.
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#51 - jasonvgrace (04/17/2015) [-]
It's a process stemming from the depression, employers started paying their staff almost nothing, so customers soon became expected to make up some of the difference. Look up the origin and opinions revolving it, the custom is actually pretty interesting.
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#48 - beloth (04/17/2015) [-]
That is right. It has become a sort of costume in America to tip for certain services. Employers and lawmakers know this so some business are allowed to pay their workers below minimum wage since they will make up the rest in tips. But its sort of a trap now because a customer feels obligated to tip knowing its part of a workers wage. If all business were required to pay their employees minimum wage than maybe costume in the U.S. could change where tipping is no longer necessary.
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#45 - imakejewburgers (04/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, here the minimum wage for waiters is like $2/hr because they're expected to make it up in tips, though I have been told that the employer does have to make it up to them if they end up under the regular minimum wage. I personally don't tip because it's not my fault that they get payed shit wages, though.
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#47 - silversea (04/17/2015) [-]
I personally tip. They're doing hard work, it's the social norm, and contrary to what you might think, the wild server is very intelligent and can remember the faces of humans it likes and dislikes. (They'll spit in your food if you keep on not tipping)
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#50 - imakejewburgers (04/17/2015) [-]
I don't go out to eat enough for that to be a problem, and, frankly, I don't care anyway. I won't taste or notice it. Besides, if they're going to spit in people's food, they're obviously not worth the tip anyway.
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#49 - zuereuz (04/17/2015) [-]
Im sorry but if I have to tip the people serving my food to not spit in it then they can get fucked
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#46 - zuereuz (04/17/2015) [-]
True. I m not gonna say "oh if you dont like the wages get another job" cause its not easy to walk out one job and into another but yeah we shouldnt have to pay extra so they can make minimum wage
#3 - no thankyou 04/13/2015 on (untitled) 0
#18 - the caption should be "using memes on real life" 04/13/2015 on /Thread 0
#14 - then it turns to ash ash go in marine eye stick wins…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2015 on 5chin +172
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#27 - daniboyi (04/13/2015) [-]
or
>stick turns into ash
>ash fertilizes the ground
>ground grows many more trees, which is filled with sticks
>sticks wins everytime.
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#93 - skulldan (04/14/2015) [-]
>ash fertilizes the ground
I dont think you know how ash works
#17 - soyfriedbryce (04/13/2015) [-]
Stick already poke out eye. No eye to poke. Stick lose.
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#25 - lightningblaze (04/13/2015) [-]
ash go into lung
marine pepsi
stick win everytime
#44 - soyfriedbryce (04/13/2015) [-]
Marine aquatic. No lung. Ash lose.
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#50 - lightningblaze (04/13/2015) [-]
ash into gill. marine die. stick win.
#2 - Picture 04/13/2015 on Akward 0
#8 - sounds like admin recently goes mad over stupid **** th… 04/13/2015 on stop hatin gib money im cry +2
#8 - i dont think modes 1 or 3 exist anymore he has transpired in t… 04/13/2015 on Addys switch +1
#8 - i sort of agree with him i loved topgear but he was always bei…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on This is why he really got... +3
#9 - anon (04/13/2015) [-]
don't respond to trolls like they are posting an opinion.
#53 - some eminem level **** up in here u ****** … 04/12/2015 on Its on the internet, it... +24
#26 - thats exactly what i was thinking, the one under the food court 04/10/2015 on You can never haf nuff daka 0
#7 - x videos stuff is alot less fake still porn so its always fake… 04/10/2015 on Porn 0
#10 - although i enjoyed the films its pretty disappointing seeing t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2015 on Paint me like one of your... +5
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#19 - tombombadil (04/10/2015) [-]
The worst part is I feel like young filmmakers are scared to try making movies now because they don't have a budget. Just use practical effects, trust me, you won't magically accidentally spend 300 million bucks.
#22 - If you havent already I highly recommend watching Brooklyn Nin… 04/09/2015 on School +5
#105 - oh yeah my bad 04/09/2015 on Song made from redneck's... 0
#61 - why is the remeber login button so **** 04/09/2015 on Oblivion Comp I +1
#26 - the guys makes a few of these he is called mashd n kutcher  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Song made from redneck's... +8
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#38 - AllanLancebricole (04/08/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t42qN6K78E This one is actually from Bombs Away
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#105 - zuereuz (04/09/2015) [-]
oh yeah my bad
#63 - you are correct 04/08/2015 on Cartoon Look Alikes +1
#16 - check out this guy the borderline retard ******* faggot… 04/08/2015 on leonardo dicaprio is jealous 0
#44 - bruh  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Cartoon Look Alikes +10
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#58 - juter (04/08/2015) [-]
that is a gif
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#63 - zuereuz (04/08/2015) [-]
you are correct
#36 - im left handed and it sucks dick cant write without my pin…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Life Hack +1
#38 - semilunarknight (04/07/2015) [-]
Scum! You don't deserve the honor of being left-handed!
But yes it does kinda suck.
Everything I write gets smudged badly.
#57 - yeah i get that i just think the way the film is played out wi… 04/07/2015 on Bond, James bond 0
#36 - i dont know why everyone hates daniel craig i think he is a gr…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Bond, James bond +4
#101 - newall (04/07/2015) [-]
Daniel Crag's portrayal has been the most realistic/faithful to the books so far. People that don't like him, tend to be more opposed to the actual movies, than the actor. Most people think the bond THEY grew up watching was the best. It's the same as Zelda games. Sean Connery is the default answer for best bond, and people that say him tend to be the same people that "only listen to the beatles and think all modern music is terrible"
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#73 - palmsspaghetti (04/07/2015) [-]
It's because you prefer the grittiness if a Bond who is more human. More in line with what a spy who must take lives and torture for information would be like. It's more in line with the James bond from the books. I personally enjoy both the gritty reality that Daniel Craig brings to the character as well as the campy, more refined Bonds.
#42 - anon (04/07/2015) [-]
Those are the gadgets, which the actors don't choose. When people say Daniel Craig isn't a good bond, they are talking about him in the role, not necessarily the movies
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#57 - zuereuz (04/07/2015) [-]
yeah i get that i just think the way the film is played out with him and the way he portrays bond is alot more believable and realistic
#10 - jesus christ he is handsome as hell  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2015 on He's Rounding Third +1
#29 - anon (04/06/2015) [-]
He's the Godfather
#11 - yousaygoodbye (04/06/2015) [-]
#8 - who is that guy  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2015 on He's Rounding Third 0
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#9 - yousaygoodbye (04/06/2015) [-]
Marlon brando
#18 - anon (04/06/2015) [-]
He's one of us
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#10 - zuereuz (04/06/2015) [-]
jesus christ he is handsome as hell
#29 - anon (04/06/2015) [-]
He's the Godfather
#11 - yousaygoodbye (04/06/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1 - tarekmig (01/29/2015) [-]
first
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuereuz (01/29/2015) [-]
u better be fuxking joking
User avatar #3 to #2 - tarekmig (01/29/2015) [-]
le tricked
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