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zuereuz

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbone
Video Games Played: None there all shit
X-box Gamertag: ZuereuZ
Interests: Meme's ofc
Date Signed Up:8/02/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:UK
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#1788 - Comment deleted 04/25/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway 0
#82 - f-your-er 04/24/2015 on Better than the Avengers 0
#1 - sorry for the small picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on Jesus christ 0
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#3 - hwaller (04/24/2015) [-]
I agree. No matter how shitty it looks, we really can't judge until it's released. But either way, people are gonna buy it.
#107 - Comment deleted 04/24/2015 on game of thrones 0
#106 - ygritte's jawline is just so good she was probably one of the … 04/24/2015 on game of thrones +1
#101 - didnt 04/23/2015 on Some amazing things part 3 0
#100 - I agree with the stance on abortion for the most part. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Some amazing things part 3 0
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#102 - whataphreek (04/23/2015) [-]
Thanks. With the majority of FunnyJunk being indifferent to religion, atheist, or antitheist, it can be hard to fit in. My opinions are more or less different than others'. But this site is pretty cool, and really nice to others in general.
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#101 - zuereuz (04/23/2015) [-]
didnt
#93 - ok well the pill is only 99.9% effective so theres a 1 in 1000…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Some amazing things part 3 +1
#119 - RiflemanFunny (04/23/2015) [-]
Name the fucking kid Odysseus
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#94 - whataphreek (04/23/2015) [-]
Even though that's extremely rare, accidents do happen, and at that point I think it's their choice.

But a guy saying "oh, let me stick it in just once" using no protection and a girl agreeing and saying "okay... just once though" can be all that it takes to get pregnant.

Moral of my previous rant:
My personal opinion is to abstain from sex until marriage, but to each their own; I'm not to judge your decisions. But please, please, please don't let your hormones decide whether you want to have sex without protection. Her life may be changed forever, and if you get her pregnant, it is your responsibility to help her through it. I've seen what unplanned pregnancy can do to a household, finances, and lives. Think before you regret it, because all it takes is a few seconds or minutes to regret what you've done for the rest of your life.
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#100 - zuereuz (04/23/2015) [-]
I agree with the stance on abortion for the most part.

I did think many people di the no sex till marriage thing anymore
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#102 - whataphreek (04/23/2015) [-]
Thanks. With the majority of FunnyJunk being indifferent to religion, atheist, or antitheist, it can be hard to fit in. My opinions are more or less different than others'. But this site is pretty cool, and really nice to others in general.
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#101 - zuereuz (04/23/2015) [-]
didnt
#32 - her ass effect makes my mass erect 04/22/2015 on Rock climbing +14
#121 - if i could live until the end of time i would be very happy, i… 04/22/2015 on I'd carry them in my ass 0
#87 - what if you use protection but it fails like broken condom wha…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Some amazing things part 3 +1
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#92 - whataphreek (04/22/2015) [-]
The woman should already be on the pill.
Condoms can break because the guy got the wrong size or there is not enough lube.

There are also vaginal condoms which break about or even less as much as the male condom
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#93 - zuereuz (04/22/2015) [-]
ok well the pill is only 99.9% effective so theres a 1 in 1000 chance of it not working o in the event the guy is going full on and the condom breaks and the pill doesnt work what then?
#119 - RiflemanFunny (04/23/2015) [-]
Name the fucking kid Odysseus
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#94 - whataphreek (04/23/2015) [-]
Even though that's extremely rare, accidents do happen, and at that point I think it's their choice.

But a guy saying "oh, let me stick it in just once" using no protection and a girl agreeing and saying "okay... just once though" can be all that it takes to get pregnant.

Moral of my previous rant:
My personal opinion is to abstain from sex until marriage, but to each their own; I'm not to judge your decisions. But please, please, please don't let your hormones decide whether you want to have sex without protection. Her life may be changed forever, and if you get her pregnant, it is your responsibility to help her through it. I've seen what unplanned pregnancy can do to a household, finances, and lives. Think before you regret it, because all it takes is a few seconds or minutes to regret what you've done for the rest of your life.
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#100 - zuereuz (04/23/2015) [-]
I agree with the stance on abortion for the most part.

I did think many people di the no sex till marriage thing anymore
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#102 - whataphreek (04/23/2015) [-]
Thanks. With the majority of FunnyJunk being indifferent to religion, atheist, or antitheist, it can be hard to fit in. My opinions are more or less different than others'. But this site is pretty cool, and really nice to others in general.
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#101 - zuereuz (04/23/2015) [-]
didnt
#19 - Wow i really like this pepe can i buy it?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Bean Is a Free gecko! 0
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#24 - rarepepes (04/22/2015) [-]
Save it, it's all yours my friend
#18 - TALK **** GET HIT  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Seeing the future my fist! +7
#20 - zorach (04/22/2015) [-]
#27 - anon (04/22/2015) [-]
Love watching him get smacked though
#26 - anon (04/22/2015) [-]
Bruh, I go to school with that kid. He's not that young fo real.
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#36 - TarnRazor (04/22/2015) [-]
He's 14. How young are you????
#32 - fjadventureman (04/22/2015) [-]
I can tell, but he plays the part well
#10 - i have seen this comment twice on 2 different posts are you so…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Damn bad timing +1
#11 - solarisofcelestia (04/21/2015) [-]
I thought it was relevant.
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#20 - wimwam (04/21/2015) [-]
I actually laughed at it. No complaints here
#9 - How do you now aliens didnt create anime in another galaxy and… 04/20/2015 on its why I watch +4
#23 - I think if you attempted to march on USA you would get fukt ea…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Liberal America 0
#24 - havepity (04/20/2015) [-]
If China told all of east asia to not trade with the US East Asia would come with a collective "fuck you" and there be a war between US and China before any ambassadors had left the meeting.
#16 - i look at pirating like this if i wasnt going to buy it anyway…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on You wouldn't download a car... 0
#39 - brassydolphin (04/20/2015) [-]
You're not entitled to the software. Somebody put down hours of work to make Photoshop, and this someone is willing to let you use it in exchange for a sum of money. If you're not going to pay for it, don't pretend It's fine to just take it.
#70 - bit of both tbh i think stuff like corey in the house, aot and…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on freakin plebs 0
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#72 - testaburger (04/20/2015) [-]
>Cory in the house
>stillnotsureifjokingorserious.png

Hmm. Some of those are comedy, others are just "feel good" shows. Like if you wanna just relax and be happy. No plot or anything, just feelgood.

Yes, pokemon is anime.
I never liked the show much either, but I played the first 3 gens on the gameboy.
#65 - oh **** just noticed. yeah accident not reall…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2015 on freakin plebs 0
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#67 - testaburger (04/20/2015) [-]
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#70 - zuereuz (04/20/2015) [-]
bit of both tbh i think stuff like corey in the house, aot and gurren lagaan are good but anime where its like 12 yr old girls in school fucking around i think thats just pure shit i dont see the appeal at all, robots fighting in space i get but girls with eyepatches and other weird features saying loads of weird shit to eachother for like 30 mins and 10 fucking seasons not for me

also is pokemon anime? if it is then its probably the worst ever i know almost everyone on this site loves pokemon but i couldnt stand it the games were worse than the show but im not going to start that
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#72 - testaburger (04/20/2015) [-]
>Cory in the house
>stillnotsureifjokingorserious.png

Hmm. Some of those are comedy, others are just "feel good" shows. Like if you wanna just relax and be happy. No plot or anything, just feelgood.

Yes, pokemon is anime.
I never liked the show much either, but I played the first 3 gens on the gameboy.
#34 - Picture 04/20/2015 on Compilation of Cringe #2 +5
#60 - i have only ever watched 2 enemas, attack on titan and gurren …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2015 on freakin plebs 0
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#64 - testaburger (04/20/2015) [-]
>2 enemas
>enemas

Accident, or are you saying anime is shit?
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#65 - zuereuz (04/20/2015) [-]
oh shit just noticed.
yeah accident not really anime is trash
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#67 - testaburger (04/20/2015) [-]
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#70 - zuereuz (04/20/2015) [-]
bit of both tbh i think stuff like corey in the house, aot and gurren lagaan are good but anime where its like 12 yr old girls in school fucking around i think thats just pure shit i dont see the appeal at all, robots fighting in space i get but girls with eyepatches and other weird features saying loads of weird shit to eachother for like 30 mins and 10 fucking seasons not for me

also is pokemon anime? if it is then its probably the worst ever i know almost everyone on this site loves pokemon but i couldnt stand it the games were worse than the show but im not going to start that
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#72 - testaburger (04/20/2015) [-]
>Cory in the house
>stillnotsureifjokingorserious.png

Hmm. Some of those are comedy, others are just "feel good" shows. Like if you wanna just relax and be happy. No plot or anything, just feelgood.

Yes, pokemon is anime.
I never liked the show much either, but I played the first 3 gens on the gameboy.
#25 - Well most of the people i know speak like idiots i do it mysel… 04/20/2015 on I'll go grab my popcorn 0
#23 - yea the amount of colloquilisms in english is ridiculous to th…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2015 on I'll go grab my popcorn +1
#24 - dashgamer (04/20/2015) [-]
That all depends on the person speaking. Most parlance is just filler because folks don't have the vocabulary to express what they actually mean.
I see someone that relies heavily on slang as repulsive and ignorant.
#32 - anon (04/20/2015) [-]
You don't seem to understand what the word 'filler' means in a linguisitcal sense.

Which is sort of ironic considering the point you're trying to make.
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#25 - zuereuz (04/20/2015) [-]
Well most of the people i know speak like idiots i do it myself ill speak like a chavy cunt but when every im not with people that also speak chavvy cunt then i'll whip out the queens english
#135 - it doesnt matter whether people pre-order. If your gonna go an… 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off +1
#49 - Im sorry but if I have to tip the people serving my food to no… 04/17/2015 on how virt pays for his dates +4
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User avatar #1 - tarekmig (01/29/2015) [-]
first
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuereuz (01/29/2015) [-]
u better be fuxking joking
User avatar #3 to #2 - tarekmig (01/29/2015) [-]
le tricked
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