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#31 - the guy that owns staples is called duncan bannatyne he's engl… 08/02/2014 on how companies get named 0
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#79 - people say he is the best white rapper and sometimes the best …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2014 on m&m 0
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#88 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
Also, this proves even more.
I'm trying to rationally explain why I dislike him, yet I get thumbed down for no reason.
See, some of these people blindly follow other artists.

Why not just take the time to think about where the other person is coming from?
A lot of people have their reasonings for why they dislike artists.
Maybe to some my opinion doesn't seem well thought out and blindly spoken.
But I have listened to a bunch of his music and I simply do not like it.
That doesn't mean that others can't. I am not the over ruler of music.
I just speak my opinion, sometimes it seems a bit more harsh than what I intended. (in this case, I can't really say I didn't intend to inflict rage, because I did. But that wasn't the whole purpose.)
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#87 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
You make a good point.
I guess I never really looked at it that way.

But at the same time, I feel as if that shouldn't inflate your ego and should rather make you respect your fans more.
I know a lot of musicians that a lot consider the best and are as nice as can be and are very humble people.
I don't personally think that because he was claimed the best should have caused his ego to inflate, rather be grateful and be proud of himself (in a good way, not like kanye)
That is one of the biggest things I dislike when I look into music, if the person doesn't respect their fans a lot, it's a real turn off for me.
I am not saying eminem disrespects his fans, but as far as my knowledge on him extends, he does.
And I also don't think ones qualities should be judged on money and fame.
If he has a big house, that doesn't mean anything to me.
What means something to me is if he stays around after concerts and signs fans stuff and what not.
Little things like that can make a person respect a musician more.
#76 - why dont you like emimem?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2014 on m&m 0
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#78 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
I don't like his style, I find him to try to hard at what he does.
Does he make up good lyrics? Sure, in some of his songs, not all.
Does he have good beats? Sure, in some of the songs.
But I don't like his attitude either, I don't like his hugely inflated ego that he has NOW.
He used to actually be chill and cool with everyone.
Now he kinda seems like a dick from most of the stuff that I see of him (if you can show me evidence of him being kind, I will retract my previous statement.)
And most of it is because my brothers overplayed the shit out of it when I was younger.
Do I dislike him because he is rap? Hell no, I respect all genres as long as they can make music that helps someone in a certain way.
Sure, Eminem does. And sure, I was a bit harsh when I said "mediocre".
But I still dislike most of his work.
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#79 - zuereuz (05/04/2014) [-]
people say he is the best white rapper and sometimes the best rapper in the world so that probably inflated his ego quite a bit
and i think he try so hard because look where he came from and what he had to put up with when he was younger so he tries to be the best and there is no harm in trying to be the best i agree sometimes he lyrics are ok at best but others are pretty genius
he used to live in a shit trailer park with his druggie mum and now he is worht over 40 million dollars hius house is fucking massive and lots of people think he is the best so i can see why he acts the way he does
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#88 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
Also, this proves even more.
I'm trying to rationally explain why I dislike him, yet I get thumbed down for no reason.
See, some of these people blindly follow other artists.

Why not just take the time to think about where the other person is coming from?
A lot of people have their reasonings for why they dislike artists.
Maybe to some my opinion doesn't seem well thought out and blindly spoken.
But I have listened to a bunch of his music and I simply do not like it.
That doesn't mean that others can't. I am not the over ruler of music.
I just speak my opinion, sometimes it seems a bit more harsh than what I intended. (in this case, I can't really say I didn't intend to inflict rage, because I did. But that wasn't the whole purpose.)
User avatar
#87 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
You make a good point.
I guess I never really looked at it that way.

But at the same time, I feel as if that shouldn't inflate your ego and should rather make you respect your fans more.
I know a lot of musicians that a lot consider the best and are as nice as can be and are very humble people.
I don't personally think that because he was claimed the best should have caused his ego to inflate, rather be grateful and be proud of himself (in a good way, not like kanye)
That is one of the biggest things I dislike when I look into music, if the person doesn't respect their fans a lot, it's a real turn off for me.
I am not saying eminem disrespects his fans, but as far as my knowledge on him extends, he does.
And I also don't think ones qualities should be judged on money and fame.
If he has a big house, that doesn't mean anything to me.
What means something to me is if he stays around after concerts and signs fans stuff and what not.
Little things like that can make a person respect a musician more.
#72 - ok m8  [+] (6 new replies) 05/04/2014 on m&m 0
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#74 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
Just saying, man.

You can respond to this however you please.
When you approach someone in a calm and rational manner, they tend to respect you and your opinions more.

Again, take this information how you please, I cannot change your view on me or my intentions.
I can only try.
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#76 - zuereuz (05/04/2014) [-]
why dont you like emimem?
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#78 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
I don't like his style, I find him to try to hard at what he does.
Does he make up good lyrics? Sure, in some of his songs, not all.
Does he have good beats? Sure, in some of the songs.
But I don't like his attitude either, I don't like his hugely inflated ego that he has NOW.
He used to actually be chill and cool with everyone.
Now he kinda seems like a dick from most of the stuff that I see of him (if you can show me evidence of him being kind, I will retract my previous statement.)
And most of it is because my brothers overplayed the shit out of it when I was younger.
Do I dislike him because he is rap? Hell no, I respect all genres as long as they can make music that helps someone in a certain way.
Sure, Eminem does. And sure, I was a bit harsh when I said "mediocre".
But I still dislike most of his work.
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#79 - zuereuz (05/04/2014) [-]
people say he is the best white rapper and sometimes the best rapper in the world so that probably inflated his ego quite a bit
and i think he try so hard because look where he came from and what he had to put up with when he was younger so he tries to be the best and there is no harm in trying to be the best i agree sometimes he lyrics are ok at best but others are pretty genius
he used to live in a shit trailer park with his druggie mum and now he is worht over 40 million dollars hius house is fucking massive and lots of people think he is the best so i can see why he acts the way he does
User avatar
#88 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
Also, this proves even more.
I'm trying to rationally explain why I dislike him, yet I get thumbed down for no reason.
See, some of these people blindly follow other artists.

Why not just take the time to think about where the other person is coming from?
A lot of people have their reasonings for why they dislike artists.
Maybe to some my opinion doesn't seem well thought out and blindly spoken.
But I have listened to a bunch of his music and I simply do not like it.
That doesn't mean that others can't. I am not the over ruler of music.
I just speak my opinion, sometimes it seems a bit more harsh than what I intended. (in this case, I can't really say I didn't intend to inflict rage, because I did. But that wasn't the whole purpose.)
User avatar
#87 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
You make a good point.
I guess I never really looked at it that way.

But at the same time, I feel as if that shouldn't inflate your ego and should rather make you respect your fans more.
I know a lot of musicians that a lot consider the best and are as nice as can be and are very humble people.
I don't personally think that because he was claimed the best should have caused his ego to inflate, rather be grateful and be proud of himself (in a good way, not like kanye)
That is one of the biggest things I dislike when I look into music, if the person doesn't respect their fans a lot, it's a real turn off for me.
I am not saying eminem disrespects his fans, but as far as my knowledge on him extends, he does.
And I also don't think ones qualities should be judged on money and fame.
If he has a big house, that doesn't mean anything to me.
What means something to me is if he stays around after concerts and signs fans stuff and what not.
Little things like that can make a person respect a musician more.
#69 - no I am just saying thats what they look like also do yo…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/04/2014 on m&m +1
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#71 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
No, my favorite band is Iron Maiden and they're a pretty famous metal band.
I simply do not like eminem.
And half the reason I posted that comment was to get a reaction out of people.
I was hoping that someone could actually rationally ask me why I dislike it, then try their best to explain if it's better than I think or not.
But instead, I got flamed at (which I was expecting too, which is why I said give me all of your rage)
But you see, when people freak out on you for having a different opinion, it's not going to make that person (in this part, me) like it (in this, eminem) more.
It's going to make them hate it.
But GJ to all who responded, twas nice while people were pissed.
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#72 - zuereuz (05/04/2014) [-]
ok m8
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#74 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
Just saying, man.

You can respond to this however you please.
When you approach someone in a calm and rational manner, they tend to respect you and your opinions more.

Again, take this information how you please, I cannot change your view on me or my intentions.
I can only try.
User avatar
#76 - zuereuz (05/04/2014) [-]
why dont you like emimem?
User avatar
#78 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
I don't like his style, I find him to try to hard at what he does.
Does he make up good lyrics? Sure, in some of his songs, not all.
Does he have good beats? Sure, in some of the songs.
But I don't like his attitude either, I don't like his hugely inflated ego that he has NOW.
He used to actually be chill and cool with everyone.
Now he kinda seems like a dick from most of the stuff that I see of him (if you can show me evidence of him being kind, I will retract my previous statement.)
And most of it is because my brothers overplayed the shit out of it when I was younger.
Do I dislike him because he is rap? Hell no, I respect all genres as long as they can make music that helps someone in a certain way.
Sure, Eminem does. And sure, I was a bit harsh when I said "mediocre".
But I still dislike most of his work.
User avatar
#79 - zuereuz (05/04/2014) [-]
people say he is the best white rapper and sometimes the best rapper in the world so that probably inflated his ego quite a bit
and i think he try so hard because look where he came from and what he had to put up with when he was younger so he tries to be the best and there is no harm in trying to be the best i agree sometimes he lyrics are ok at best but others are pretty genius
he used to live in a shit trailer park with his druggie mum and now he is worht over 40 million dollars hius house is fucking massive and lots of people think he is the best so i can see why he acts the way he does
User avatar
#88 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
Also, this proves even more.
I'm trying to rationally explain why I dislike him, yet I get thumbed down for no reason.
See, some of these people blindly follow other artists.

Why not just take the time to think about where the other person is coming from?
A lot of people have their reasonings for why they dislike artists.
Maybe to some my opinion doesn't seem well thought out and blindly spoken.
But I have listened to a bunch of his music and I simply do not like it.
That doesn't mean that others can't. I am not the over ruler of music.
I just speak my opinion, sometimes it seems a bit more harsh than what I intended. (in this case, I can't really say I didn't intend to inflict rage, because I did. But that wasn't the whole purpose.)
User avatar
#87 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
You make a good point.
I guess I never really looked at it that way.

But at the same time, I feel as if that shouldn't inflate your ego and should rather make you respect your fans more.
I know a lot of musicians that a lot consider the best and are as nice as can be and are very humble people.
I don't personally think that because he was claimed the best should have caused his ego to inflate, rather be grateful and be proud of himself (in a good way, not like kanye)
That is one of the biggest things I dislike when I look into music, if the person doesn't respect their fans a lot, it's a real turn off for me.
I am not saying eminem disrespects his fans, but as far as my knowledge on him extends, he does.
And I also don't think ones qualities should be judged on money and fame.
If he has a big house, that doesn't mean anything to me.
What means something to me is if he stays around after concerts and signs fans stuff and what not.
Little things like that can make a person respect a musician more.
#66 - they look like the type of band to have skinny jean stupid …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/04/2014 on m&m +2
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#67 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
Awww, is that supposed to hurt my feewings?
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#69 - zuereuz (05/04/2014) [-]
no I am just saying thats what they look like
also do you get erect from not liking mainstream things?
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#71 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
No, my favorite band is Iron Maiden and they're a pretty famous metal band.
I simply do not like eminem.
And half the reason I posted that comment was to get a reaction out of people.
I was hoping that someone could actually rationally ask me why I dislike it, then try their best to explain if it's better than I think or not.
But instead, I got flamed at (which I was expecting too, which is why I said give me all of your rage)
But you see, when people freak out on you for having a different opinion, it's not going to make that person (in this part, me) like it (in this, eminem) more.
It's going to make them hate it.
But GJ to all who responded, twas nice while people were pissed.
User avatar
#72 - zuereuz (05/04/2014) [-]
ok m8
User avatar
#74 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
Just saying, man.

You can respond to this however you please.
When you approach someone in a calm and rational manner, they tend to respect you and your opinions more.

Again, take this information how you please, I cannot change your view on me or my intentions.
I can only try.
User avatar
#76 - zuereuz (05/04/2014) [-]
why dont you like emimem?
User avatar
#78 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
I don't like his style, I find him to try to hard at what he does.
Does he make up good lyrics? Sure, in some of his songs, not all.
Does he have good beats? Sure, in some of the songs.
But I don't like his attitude either, I don't like his hugely inflated ego that he has NOW.
He used to actually be chill and cool with everyone.
Now he kinda seems like a dick from most of the stuff that I see of him (if you can show me evidence of him being kind, I will retract my previous statement.)
And most of it is because my brothers overplayed the shit out of it when I was younger.
Do I dislike him because he is rap? Hell no, I respect all genres as long as they can make music that helps someone in a certain way.
Sure, Eminem does. And sure, I was a bit harsh when I said "mediocre".
But I still dislike most of his work.
User avatar
#79 - zuereuz (05/04/2014) [-]
people say he is the best white rapper and sometimes the best rapper in the world so that probably inflated his ego quite a bit
and i think he try so hard because look where he came from and what he had to put up with when he was younger so he tries to be the best and there is no harm in trying to be the best i agree sometimes he lyrics are ok at best but others are pretty genius
he used to live in a shit trailer park with his druggie mum and now he is worht over 40 million dollars hius house is fucking massive and lots of people think he is the best so i can see why he acts the way he does
User avatar
#88 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
Also, this proves even more.
I'm trying to rationally explain why I dislike him, yet I get thumbed down for no reason.
See, some of these people blindly follow other artists.

Why not just take the time to think about where the other person is coming from?
A lot of people have their reasonings for why they dislike artists.
Maybe to some my opinion doesn't seem well thought out and blindly spoken.
But I have listened to a bunch of his music and I simply do not like it.
That doesn't mean that others can't. I am not the over ruler of music.
I just speak my opinion, sometimes it seems a bit more harsh than what I intended. (in this case, I can't really say I didn't intend to inflict rage, because I did. But that wasn't the whole purpose.)
User avatar
#87 - darksideofthebeast (05/04/2014) [-]
You make a good point.
I guess I never really looked at it that way.

But at the same time, I feel as if that shouldn't inflate your ego and should rather make you respect your fans more.
I know a lot of musicians that a lot consider the best and are as nice as can be and are very humble people.
I don't personally think that because he was claimed the best should have caused his ego to inflate, rather be grateful and be proud of himself (in a good way, not like kanye)
That is one of the biggest things I dislike when I look into music, if the person doesn't respect their fans a lot, it's a real turn off for me.
I am not saying eminem disrespects his fans, but as far as my knowledge on him extends, he does.
And I also don't think ones qualities should be judged on money and fame.
If he has a big house, that doesn't mean anything to me.
What means something to me is if he stays around after concerts and signs fans stuff and what not.
Little things like that can make a person respect a musician more.
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i think dota's pretty good altho LoL is much better
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#125 - zuereuz (04/05/2014) [-]
well I fucked that up didn't I
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#36 - anonymoose (04/03/2014) [-]
It still has quieter times.
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#169 - zuereuz (01/18/2014) [-]
those 192 thumbs got me from level one comments to level 81 what is this leveling system?
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#149 - ripgeckosncherios (01/18/2014) [-]
well awfully constructed armor then if you ask me
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#110 - ofmiceandmen (01/18/2014) [-]
I really sometimes wish they would've gone with a more stealth approach to the gameplay. Like Far Cry 3, where you can choose to sneak around and kill enemies one by one, or you can run in guns blazing and massacre everyone. Don't get me wrong, the Halo series is probably my all time favorite, but I think that would add a nice touch.

Then again, a Spartan is a literal walking tank so stealth would be unnecessary I suppose.
#65 - innocentbabies (01/18/2014) [-]
But wouldn't that kill the guy who's, you know, smashing the nuclear reactor?
inb4 nigel thornberry pics
#42 - sirgawain (01/18/2014) [-]
"This kills the Spartan."
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#156 - drmedic (01/18/2014) [-]
Don't forget the sequel.
#27 - bujo (01/18/2014) [-]
Also the armor weighs 1000 pounds, so you dont die when you fall in water, you just sink. My theory is right because in the first mission in halo 3 there is a river that is abut 10 ft deep you can jump in and walk around in then jump back out. and see a bit of fish too.
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#167 - flnonymousseven (01/18/2014) [-]
but do they move out of the way when you get close.
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#10 - flnonymousseven (01/17/2014) [-]
even in the early books, John and the other spartans would snap necks all the time. they were trained for stealth originally. something that sadly gets lost in the games.
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#125 - admiralen (01/18/2014) [-]
how the hell is something that weighs a fucking ton designed for stealth? and if you didnt play stealthily on legendary you died
#129 - twentyten (01/18/2014) [-]
Well we have stealth bombers don't we? And those things weighs several tons and are still somewhat noisy.
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#130 - admiralen (01/18/2014) [-]
stealth bombers dont walk on the ground all that much
#134 - twentyten (01/18/2014) [-]
And master chief can sneak. Just because he's heavy does not mean he can't sneak. I mean wouldn't you think they would design a suit that won't be so loud, and in fact make it very quiet and stealthy if that was their intent?
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#135 - admiralen (01/18/2014) [-]
except if he weighs a ton that means the ground will break under his feet whenever he moves, thus he would make lots of noice
#137 - twentyten (01/18/2014) [-]
It's actually around half a ton. So with cushioning and whatnot, a lot of stuff the chief will most likely walk on is just metal or outdoor terrain, and not like wood. At least that's what I see from the games.
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#138 - admiralen (01/18/2014) [-]
even so the ground would make pretty much sounds under his weight alone
#139 - twentyten (01/18/2014) [-]
You ever hear a Prius or an electric car going slowly? Those shit are quiet as fuck.
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#140 - admiralen (01/18/2014) [-]
those have distributed weight over more space and theyre not really quiet, theyre just quiet for a car
#142 - twentyten (01/18/2014) [-]
The weight of a car is distributed over the 4 wheels, while the weight of the suit is distributed over his feet. In fact, the load of each tire of a prius is more than the load on chief's legs. And chief is quiet for a genetically enhanced super-soldier in a half-ton suit.
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#143 - admiralen (01/18/2014) [-]
a prius is still pretty loud, anything it runs over youre going to hear, sticks, tiny stones etc. theres a lot of shit chief walks over and a half ton will make it sing like a bird
#144 - twentyten (01/18/2014) [-]
Then you can say that for anything that moves the sticks or stones. Heck you don't have to weigh a lot to break some twigs when stepping on them. And as someone mentioned before, he is trained for this kind of thing. Also it's a game/fictional.
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#145 - admiralen (01/18/2014) [-]
what i meant was that he will break shit deeper in the ground thanks to his weight, while he can walk around the visible stuff he will crack shit in the ground just by walking over it
#146 - twentyten (01/18/2014) [-]
Do you mean the ground itself? I don't think I fully understand.
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#147 - admiralen (01/18/2014) [-]
there are things in the ground that are breakable, its not just dirt, shit will creak under his weight
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#9 - flnonymousseven (01/17/2014) [-]
I think' it's just because if someone hit's you in the back, it implies that they snuck up on you, and thus are capable of killing you instantly. Futher realized visualy by the assassinations in Halo reach and 4.
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#25 - Hreidmar (10/25/2013) [-]
Don't argue with him. He's a man on a mission. He wants to annoy as many people as possible with the useless repost callouts. Let him have his eventually inevitable thumb ban (or until he gets bored of being a twat.)
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User avatar #1 - tarekmig (01/29/2015) [-]
first
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u better be fuxking joking
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