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zuereuz

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbone
Video Games Played: None there all shit
X-box Gamertag: ZuereuZ
Interests: Meme's ofc
Date Signed Up:8/02/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:UK
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Total Comments Made:281
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#8 - >not using a picture of carlos 7.8/10  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on The most awkward moment -7
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#43 - sagedivinity (11/27/2014) [-]
>not saying "too much water"
#62 - i'll take it 11/25/2014 on That's what I call lucky 0
#48 - go on then i'll have a dick pic  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2014 on That's what I call lucky 0
#61 - zeroqp (11/25/2014) [-]
**zeroqp rolled image** and here is yours.
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#63 - Anonomousthirteen (11/25/2014) [-]
This is why so many people have problems accepting animu as a respectable media form....
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#62 - zuereuz (11/25/2014) [-]
i'll take it
#5 - Comment deleted 11/23/2014 on Originality, +1
#9 - LORD SKELETOR DOTH THOU PLAY DOTO  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Stinky cheese +1
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#10 - skeletorexplains (11/23/2014) [-]
Yep. When i don't get pinoys.
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#18 - dharkmoswen (11/23/2014) [-]
Do you play any other mobas?
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#22 - skeletorexplains (11/23/2014) [-]
I used to play LOL but it just didn't interest me.
#80 - the best to start with is probably for a carry is sven he is e… 11/03/2014 on pickup king 0
#69 - ive got 1.2k hrs on dota my mmr was 3.5k i tried to help out m…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on pickup king 0
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#78 - thatmetalkid (11/03/2014) [-]
yeah I hear ya
problem for me is that dota 2 has such a huge roster and I'm very indecisive
makes it hard to decide who to play ya know?
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#80 - zuereuz (11/03/2014) [-]
the best to start with is probably for a carry is sven he is easy to play and has good abilities. most people start off by playing carries its a good way to get in the mechanics of the game your best off playing unranked by yourself. once you get good by yourself its easy to fit in to a team and once you start playing with a team its so much easier
#4 - ***** its a pinch and roll not a scratch, jesus  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Scratch n Sniff 0
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#7 - HaxWater (11/03/2014) [-]
This. I feel sorry for the man who actually scratches his sack.
#13 - aubrey plaza is so hot 11/03/2014 on Cooking +11
#1 - Picture 11/02/2014 on Joey +1
#3 - Resolution, I 11/02/2014 on Thats the tooth 0
#38 - Loki says himself asgardians live to around 600yrs  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on comic hero life expectancy +2
#73 - anon (11/01/2014) [-]
5,000
#3 - didnt log in gg 10/29/2014 on Waynes World 0
#46 - do you wanna ****** go m8? 10/26/2014 on So close 0
#17 - ur a faggot but srs 10/10  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on Doctor Who had a busy night +8
#38 - uguuu (10/25/2014) [-]
u r
#8 - beautiful  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on Pullout Game +5
#15 - robertnoyb (09/15/2014) [-]
glorious
#44 - joshlol pls stop 09/15/2014 on LOSERS - the couch +7
#15 - I am a White guy and tbh I have to agree with the one about no…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Tumblr Logic 3 -35
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#209 - TarnRazor (09/01/2014) [-]
You can be racist against white people. Beating up those ex-marines was pretty racist. Physical racism exists too. (This coming from somebody who is not white)
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#198 - Faz (09/01/2014) [-]
I have been chased out of "muslim areas" in my town for being white, i know people who have been beaten up by groups of muslims for being white, if you think racism is only words you are a fucking idiot.
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#116 - nightmarecorpse (08/31/2014) [-]
What about someone going out of the way to say they hate white people and want you dead without ever even getting to know who you are as a person? Just because of the color of skin you were born with?

Shit like this gets said all the fucking time on Tumblr, yet they see no correlation between that and racism.

They say that because hatred against white people isn't institutionalized, it isn't racist. So you can say the absolute worst, most hateful, most fucked up things you can possibly think of to a white person, because they're white, and it's totally ok and actually encouraged!

The definition of racism is hating another individual or people as a whole simply because of their race. Tumblr fanatics like those pictured above like to make their own dumb ass definitions, adding institutionalization as a criteria for racism, and thus freeing themselves from the racist label.
But even if they don't consider themselves racists, their words and actions are equally as malicious and hateful as any other bigot out there.
#113 - kingpongthedon (08/31/2014) [-]
I once got mugged and stabbed by a black man because "White boy don't know where he at."

Now here's the thing, this being FJ, I'm certain there's going to be a number of people thinking "Typical nigger." Don't, just fucking don't. That man was an exception. You cannot judge a person by his race, dress, social class or anything other than his own personal character. I know what it feels like to be the victim of this kind of thinking and I damn sure don't want anybody to go through the same things I did. I have too many dear friends of other races to believe that any race is radically different than any other. There are some cultural differences but to believe that any of them are grand enough to warrant any sort of harm, whether physical or psychological, is ludicrous.

TLDR: Racism exists for everybody, it fucking sucks for everybody, and it needs to be challenged by everybody.
#119 - kristofe (08/31/2014) [-]
white boi just didn't know where he was at. where were you at?
#126 - kingpongthedon (08/31/2014) [-]
Walking to my car after working a late shift downtown in a predominantly black area but not overwhelmingly so. Had it been during the day probably a quarter of the people there would have been white, though at the time it was just me and him so 50/50 white/black.
#131 - kristofe (08/31/2014) [-]
i think you just got an asshole who woulda robbed anyone who he thought he could i am a white guy and i used to spend alot of time in kansas city and memphis and no one ever messed with me just because im white
#164 - kingpongthedon (08/31/2014) [-]
Possibly, but I've been mugged more than a few times, that's just the one time I got stabbed. I can tell you with 100% certainty that being white makes you a target. Even outside the actual muggings, there's still the threats of violence. I can't walk to some of my best friends without being accosted at least once on the way and it's openly stated that its because white people don't belong here. Even with my black friends, there's often still open hostility towards me and them as well just for being around me. It's not something that happened once or twice to me, it's something I experienced at least once a week growing up. Trust me man, just because you never experienced it yourself doesn't mean it isn't out there.
#165 - kristofe (08/31/2014) [-]
i mean its out there i know it is when i was growing up it was bad but then i made friends and now i know how to act and stop it from happening but i am sorry you have had those encounters .
#166 - kingpongthedon (08/31/2014) [-]
Yup, it sucked. It's not something anybody should have to deal with and the people dealing it out, at least as far as I'm concerned, are the absolute worst people on the planet. Doesn't matter what color you are and what color you're against, it's wrong.
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#86 - toosexyforyou (08/31/2014) [-]
I don't get it. You're rational and aren't offended by people trying to insult you. What does that have to do with being white? Being black and getting offended by someone calling you a nigger doesn't make you "just a normal black guy since they all get offended by the word nigger" it makes you "an irrational moron."
#46 - anon (08/31/2014) [-]
You're a fucking retard.
#35 - anon (08/31/2014) [-]
Racism isn't about the words you say.
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#26 - aldkai (08/31/2014) [-]
No but,the point is that it EXISTS.It's rare and all,but somewhere,for some people,it does exist.The feminazies litterally want to deny that.
#276 - This isnt marvel and halo in the same universe so tony stark c…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on title 0
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#352 - ljxjlos (08/25/2014) [-]
Iron Man didn´t get curbstomped - that´s all. Thor was pretty much playing at that point and they didn´t want to make him look as overpowered as he is. If we take MC and Thor at the Peak of their abilities, we´d see MC shooting everything he has at a God of Thunder who laughs everything of and then destroys the whole Fleet or whatever MC has backing him up without breaking asweat. Thor has fought beings that literally swallow Planets and hurt them, he´s even more of a powerhouse than the Hulk. I really can´t see anything from Halo hurting him.
#150 - to be honest i have had my dick in halo since it came out and …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on title 0
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#258 - ljxjlos (08/24/2014) [-]
I don´t know much about Halo-Lore, but I doubt they have weapons that could harm Thor. Thor is a god, for gods sake - he´s been a thing only to make sure that there´s a good being in the Marvel-Universe that could stop the Hulk.

Also, comment 257 a bit above about the "Iron Mans armour is a joke"-business.
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#276 - zuereuz (08/24/2014) [-]
This isnt marvel and halo in the same universe so tony stark cant just use the halo tech and plus its over 500 yrs in the future so i still think iron man would be a easy take down he is just a man in a metal suit hand to hand mc would win easily even firing different weapons at each other mc would win he has more advanced weapons more powerful weapons and im sure a enhanced super soldier with the best a.i ever created is a better shot than tony stark thin of all the possible armour abilities mc could use aswell the fact that all halo weapons ar armour piecring would kinda mean tony would get beaten in one shot chief suit is made of like 8 layers plus a shield and armour abilities so ironman would still lose


as for thor if in the avengers iron man was giving him a good run for his money i think chief could take him but then agin like you say he isa god so idk but it would be a good fight
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#352 - ljxjlos (08/25/2014) [-]
Iron Man didn´t get curbstomped - that´s all. Thor was pretty much playing at that point and they didn´t want to make him look as overpowered as he is. If we take MC and Thor at the Peak of their abilities, we´d see MC shooting everything he has at a God of Thunder who laughs everything of and then destroys the whole Fleet or whatever MC has backing him up without breaking asweat. Thor has fought beings that literally swallow Planets and hurt them, he´s even more of a powerhouse than the Hulk. I really can´t see anything from Halo hurting him.
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#155 - Funnel (08/24/2014) [-]
As I said, I have no clue about MCs lore, in the videogame he seems rather sucky, just falling down a few feet kills him.
#5038 - **zuereuz rolls 954,417** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#16 - I love you  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on jaguar kitten boop +4
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User avatar #1 - tarekmig (01/29/2015) [-]
first
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuereuz (01/29/2015) [-]
u better be fuxking joking
User avatar #3 to #2 - tarekmig (01/29/2015) [-]
le tricked
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