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zuel

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Gender: male
Interests: cheap to free computer games, anime, webcomics, and youtube
Date Signed Up:6/03/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Ruston Louisiana
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3399
Highest Comment Rank:#1134
Comment Thumbs: 5172 total,  5305 ,  133
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 89% (89/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Total Comments Made:750
FJ Points:3814
I'm almost always bored, but I'm also kinda lazy (this is a bad mix). I'm going to college for engineering.

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#50 - One might call it a "big ass mouse pad". 11/06/2015 on Bop It +3
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2015 on Careful! +5
#6 - canedood Comment deleted by zuel
#13 - I don't know what was harder: the time i had to reach my alarm… 11/05/2015 on Numb +1
#1 - Which things? the pants? asses? females?... lockers? how'd you…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2015 on THESE THINGS MAKES BONERS... +8
#2 - chuchiereaper (11/05/2015) [-]
**chuchiereaper used "*roll picture*"**
**chuchiereaper rolled image**
it's probably the earings, OP is a pretty fruity bastard.
#37 - but what if everyone got immortality and just couldn't have ki… 11/05/2015 on Monster Feels 0
#9 - I was so confused about what the joke was, then i remembered t…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2015 on what a slut +7
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#16 - traveltech (11/05/2015) [-]
Reading your comment made me realize it was her name and not a verb, letting me understand the joke
#14 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
Helped me too because I didn't realize this was her name. Wouldn't be surprised if it was on the news as I read it in the first place is all, sigh.
#10 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
you made me get the joke ... thank you
#7 - Picture 11/04/2015 on Walmart legend +55
#9 - I would be lying if i said i've never imagined warm showers as… 11/04/2015 on A Shower 0
#5 - Well, it was still dirty, overcrowded, and cost you everything…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2015 on An offer U can't refuse +47
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#20 - Ehwhat (11/04/2015) [-]
I mean no-one complained about the train ride after
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#32 - makethingsworse (11/04/2015) [-]
Yeah. I'd say the train ride was the nice part...if you made it to your destination.
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#25 - enemyoftrn (11/04/2015) [-]
Because its one way ticket man.
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#16 - nandaaz (11/04/2015) [-]
Ìf I remember correctly, they were often blown up
#40 - Well, a lemon that has limbs and a face may very well be a demon 11/04/2015 on Cursive +4
#15 - I have so many socks that I don't know or care if any of them … 11/04/2015 on Truth 0
#71 - Do you have that comic saved or a link to it by any chance? be… 11/04/2015 on (untitled) 0
#18 - Nope, no traps here. None at all. Really. 11/04/2015 on Perfectly Normal Women 0
#4 - windows shutdown is preventing windows from shutting down  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2015 on Windows has an error +3
#7 - mytodger (11/04/2015) [-]
i hate this
#14 - I just realized that babies probably say several real words un…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2015 on Spooked +2
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#26 - vortexrain (10/27/2015) [-]
Antidisestablintarianism
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#89 - dicloniusmaximus (10/27/2015) [-]
*Antidisestablishmentarianism
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#98 - vortexrain (10/27/2015) [-]
You try typing that on a phone.
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#99 - dicloniusmaximus (10/27/2015) [-]
I did. A Windows phone, no less.
#36 - Imagine a septuple amputee dragon. Just a head and torso but s…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2015 on Dragon fly 0
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#24 - Now stick a girl with pink hair and anime contact lenses in it 10/27/2015 on Animoo 0
#8 - My eyes jumped lines on the second one and i thought it said &… 10/27/2015 on DYK Comp #115 +2
#6 - Until one year the leaves never grew back. 10/27/2015 on season love 0
#1 - At first I was really worried about a blind taste test video…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2015 on Man surprised with baby +74
#6 - mydreams (10/27/2015) [-]
**mydreams used "*roll picture*"**
**mydreams rolled image** Man: Hmm what could this be, it tastes like pork but it has a hint of innocence to it
Women: It's our baby!
<Man's face when sorry for cancer
#3 - Made me think of grim tales from below 10/26/2015 on 300spooky500me 0
#27 - Let's just skip byakuya and go to unlimited blades 10/26/2015 on Zoro getting rekt +2
#2 - What? how? why? what were they trying to do?  [+] (10 new replies) 10/26/2015 on Crashing this plane +2
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#5 - Lolinator (10/26/2015) [-]
from CNN:

"The crash happened Saturday evening over Superior, Wisconsin, near the Minnesota state line. It happened as the two planes were flying close by as the skydivers prepared to jump in formation, Superior Fire Department Battalion Chief Vern Johnson told CNN.

Robinson said the lead plane, which crashed, had four skydivers aboard along with its pilot; the trailing plane had five parachutists.

Johnson said the pilot of the lead plane told firefighters that before the jump, he heard a loud bang and his windshield shattered. The plane caught fire and broke up in midair, but the skydivers and the pilot all parachuted to safety."
#11 - JustintheWaysian (10/26/2015) [-]
But why would they be flying that closely
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#12 - Lolinator (10/26/2015) [-]
"...flying close by as the skydivers prepared to jump in formation..."
#13 - JustintheWaysian (10/26/2015) [-]
Again, why would they be flying THAT CLOSE to where they could collide, as seen in the video?

Can't you "swim" in the air while you're falling? Thus, you can "swim" into formation while maintaining a safe distance between the planes.
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#14 - Lolinator (10/26/2015) [-]
okay buddy I don't think they did it on purpose it was an 'accident'
#15 - JustintheWaysian (10/26/2015) [-]
I'm not your buddy, pal.

Of course the collision was an accident, as evidenced by the "loud bang and shattered windshield", but being that close? You don't "accidentally" maintain such a close distance with another plane.
#17 - amuzen (10/26/2015) [-]
well I mean being so close they were touching is the accident. Maybe a strong wind hit one and moved it into the other or something like that?
#23 - walmartysnextghost (10/27/2015) [-]
well clearly the front fell off
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#27 - malachitecobra (10/27/2015) [-]
and spilled 20,000 tons of crude oil?
#32 - walmartysnextghost (10/27/2015) [-]
It's not typical
#4 - Who wouldn't want to date this piece of meat calcium? 10/26/2015 on Would you date a skeleton? +1
#5 - Yeah, that's the one I've heard the most. that, and being accu… 10/26/2015 on Well..fuck +1

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