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zuel

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Gender: male
Interests: cheap to free computer games, anime, webcomics, and youtube
Date Signed Up:6/03/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Ruston Louisiana
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3399
Highest Comment Rank:#1134
Comment Thumbs: 5172 total,  5305 ,  133
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 89% (89/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:750
FJ Points:3814
I'm almost always bored, but I'm also kinda lazy (this is a bad mix). I'm going to college for engineering.

latest user's comments

#69 - "This Indian cuisine is great, and they didn't even try t…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Fact off +19
#71 - turak (06/11/2015) [-]
Indian dog
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#224 - robskul (06/11/2015) [-]
looks like he ate a squirt gun
#130 - boogiewoogins (06/11/2015) [-]
soooo much win, your gif game is strong sir
#48 - I'd sure be sad, because unlike in some porn they'd probably f… 06/11/2015 on All of my fucking WAT +2
#41 - Underage AND beastiality 06/11/2015 on Who even knows anymore? 0
#51 - Superhydrophobic tissues: the ultimate prank. 06/11/2015 on Superhydrophobic Coating +19
#24 - but that's a table, not a pan 06/11/2015 on take a break with some comics +2
#1 - just a quick google "Chocolate: toxic to birds, just …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Anime Bird 0
#7 - itsbeowulftime (06/11/2015) [-]







And another quick google would tell you that this is a fake bird.
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#8 - zuel (06/11/2015) [-]
Good news for Virt! he can be a fake bird in a chocolate fountain!
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#9 - zuel (06/11/2015) [-]
put* put a fake bird.
#2 - Virt (06/11/2015) [-]
fuck.........
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#4 - syshusky (06/11/2015) [-]
"Dick Cheney."

*Gets a Drink*

"That's the joke, I got no joke."
#1 - > 9/10 Almost lynched me. But the toilet paper was great!  [+] (15 new replies) 06/10/2015 on Fact off +469
#234 - garbleflab (06/11/2015) [-]
The autism is strong in this man
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#232 - lathyrusvii (06/11/2015) [-]
I actually know way too much about toilet paper grades and qualities in North America and European countries.

I had to learn all of this for my work at Kruger, a tissue manufacturing plant. Our class learned it over the course of a month.

I was promptly fired two months later because I honestly reported every single incident I had with the subpar forklifts they ' maintained ' ( that's sarcasm, btw ) at the plant.

I hate everything.
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#140 - friedpotato (06/11/2015) [-]
The French toilet paper must be number one because it was made for assholes.
#106 - myjunk (06/11/2015) [-]
I need that list of worldwide toilet paper rankings!
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#186 - rockamekishiko (06/11/2015) [-]
that's stupid though. I bet all of north and south america has charmin and shit. except cuba or something
#226 - myjunk (06/11/2015) [-]
Cuba does in fact have shitty tp, Mexico sometimes doesn't have any at all (even in the fucking hospital!)
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#112 - badboywantsu (06/11/2015) [-]
ditto
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#123 - echotheambient (06/11/2015) [-]
seconded
#89 - emkultra (06/11/2015) [-]
Imagine meeting that guy and all he ever wants to talk about is toilet paper in disturbing detail.
#68 - turak (06/11/2015) [-]
>Almost lynched
>India uses hands to wipe their ass
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#69 - zuel (06/11/2015) [-]
"This Indian cuisine is great, and they didn't even try to kill me! Too bad I couldn't use toilet paper and the food wasn't so great coming out the other end. 0/10"
#71 - turak (06/11/2015) [-]
Indian dog
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#224 - robskul (06/11/2015) [-]
looks like he ate a squirt gun
#130 - boogiewoogins (06/11/2015) [-]
soooo much win, your gif game is strong sir
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#21 - Haruhi (06/11/2015) [-]
India must have been terrible for him since they use their hands to wipe their ass.
#164 - Well where I live it sure tastes like ******** . 06/10/2015 on water +1
#14 - but 50 C is only 122 F. I've seen the needle of a thermometer …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Tempature 0
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#15 - punkeryo (06/02/2015) [-]
50°C in England (in the shaddow) is really uncommon i guess. at least i can speak for germany and we've got about the same climatics. on hot summer days we reach temperatures up to 36°C.
#105 - yoshinufc (06/02/2015) [-]
As someone from Northern England, we very rarely see anything above 30, think the highest ive ever seen is 33C
#116 - Didn't say they did, just trying to convey that the person was…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2015 on Computer Seller Stories +2
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#188 - natemose (06/02/2015) [-]
might of wanted to try and get it replaced with something newer or tried to get another 3 years of warenty for free
#56 - Iceland has an app for that. 06/02/2015 on oops! 0
#40 - Sad, but courage "gotta save muriel" the cowardly do… 06/02/2015 on Courage 0
#95 - i think the thing is either amazement that the guy got it in o…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Computer Seller Stories +1
#115 - dealingwithit (06/02/2015) [-]
It is still in the contract.
Customer did nothing wrong.
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#116 - zuel (06/02/2015) [-]
Didn't say they did, just trying to convey that the person was either amazed that they got it on the last day of the warranty or didn't expect someone to bust their computer to get a slightly less used copy of theirs that they then have to reinstall everything on. I mean, is that really worth it?
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#188 - natemose (06/02/2015) [-]
might of wanted to try and get it replaced with something newer or tried to get another 3 years of warenty for free
#2 - Darn, that seems like it would be a decent and funny tattoo. 06/02/2015 on throwback 0
#1 - Uhh... not sure I'd like this jam with my toast. 06/02/2015 on My jam 0
#2 - Comment deleted 06/02/2015 on I am a straight female +1
#1 - if you go around hitting random tires maybe you should expect … 06/02/2015 on logic of routine testing 0
#80 - If 1 is lonely, just imagine how decimals less than 1 feel. 06/02/2015 on One is the loneliest number -1
#1 - Those poor fools. No umbrellas will save them from the massive… 06/02/2015 on Tiny People +2
#3 - Answer key: cheater 06/02/2015 on test 0
#3 - The toothbrush one looks like they did that just to take the p… 06/02/2015 on Fuck you, that's why 0
#70 - At first I thought that was Shia LaBeouf. Then I thought it lo… 06/02/2015 on I have a sad now 0
#20 - Newts are amphibians though. What would be a third category? Slimies?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2015 on Wait what 0
#194 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]
Considering that slimes are also a thing, newts probably end up as a mix of the amphibian and scalie categories.
#63 - sqrt(1.1-(abs(x)-1)^2) 06/02/2015 on Tumblr Tuesdays Begin! Pt.... +1
#102 - >Notice something move >Sees spider by head and belo… 05/26/2015 on Problem Solvers 2 +2
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