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zuel

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Gender: male
Interests: cheap to free computer games, anime, webcomics, and youtube
Date Signed Up:6/03/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Ruston Louisiana
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I'm almost always bored, but I'm also kinda lazy (this is a bad mix). I'm going to college for engineering.

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#1 - Great idea! We make tons of microscopic handguns and shoot the…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/21/2015 on does the trick +16
#6 - lostlust (08/22/2015) [-]
not gonna lie, that is pretty much exactly what we are trying to do. Problem is we still have to refine what the gun hits. It is almost like an american police right now that will shoot all the wrong cells.
#8 - efeye (08/22/2015) [-]
To be fair, its kinda difficult when the healty cells and the cancer cells are so similar that even the immune system can't tell the difference.
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#13 - trapjesus (08/22/2015) [-]
Why don't we just stain the cancer cells black?
#14 - efeye (08/22/2015) [-]
Because that would stain the normal cells too.
Sometimes the only difference between cancer cells and normal cells is their growth rate.
#15 - trapjesus (08/22/2015) [-]
joke was american police shooting black cells
#16 - efeye (08/22/2015) [-]
#9 - lostlust (08/22/2015) [-]
to be fair, our immune system is stupid as fuck and it is just going to decline as time passes on. Allergies pretty much means your own immune system is attacking you and wants you dead. These abnormalities and mutations are kept in check by modern interventions but the genes that causes it are still in the person.

Pretty much unless we continue to quickly develop new treatments, it is a race against time to keep us humans alive. Either that or we need Hitler back to do some genetic cleansing
#10 - efeye (08/22/2015) [-]
Actually, our immune system is very strong by mammal standards (mostly because we spent centuries litterally walking around in or own feces until city sewers became commonplace). Allergies are mostly an enviromental factor. A baby born on a farm an exposed to dirt, pollen, nuts etc. early on is far less likely to develop allergies than the exact same baby born in a city.

I agree with you that modern medicine allows genetic defects to thrive, but a hitler style genetic cleansing would not work, as the immune system is dependent on genetic diversity.
#11 - lostlust (08/22/2015) [-]
saying our immune system is strong compared to other mammals does shit all when faced with the facts that allergies are increasing and and our immune system are getting worse. And the chances of developing allergies are inheritable and the severity of it is also increasing with each generation.

and btw, sterilizing people with unrecoverable genetic defects over all races won't diminish genetic variation at all. Unless you are counting the genetic combinations that will kill you - which are exactly the ones we are taking out.
#12 - efeye (08/22/2015) [-]
Our immune system is not getting worse, most types of allergies are a symptom of an under-stimulated immune system because we are too clean. Though sterelizing people with genetic defects, including those with allergies that are provably genetic, is something we should have started doing decades ago...
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#4 - berengar (08/22/2015) [-]
That is a crude explanation of radiation treatment.
#3 - cactaur (08/21/2015) [-]
Why didn't anybody think of this sooner?
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#2 - friedgreenpomatoes (08/21/2015) [-]
Texas would be cancer-free in days.
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#5 - anonymoussarcasm (08/22/2015) [-]
Why is Texas the go to for gun jokes, Utah and Arizona's gun laws are really fucking lenient.
#2 - Is that Russia? 08/21/2015 on OMG +1
#1 - Ashlands, huh? We talking Morrowind or Darksiders?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2015 on This was posted some time... 0
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#3 - cdsams (08/21/2015) [-]
cronusblade believes that that because only the area highlighted will be covered in ash, the rest of the world is safe. He is very wrong.
#9 - Unlike the others, muk just got a little blood on itself is al… 08/21/2015 on Pokemorty +1
#3 - The rage when you're about to beat your best time and lose bec…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2015 on And People Say Dark Souls... +66
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#21 - dndxplain (08/22/2015) [-]
>flag one. don't win, flag other
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#27 - dehnoobshow (08/22/2015) [-]
mrwalker is right.
At least in my versions, you have to uncover everything except the bombs to win.
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#23 - mrwalkerfour (08/22/2015) [-]
in alot of versions flagging doesnt automatically win you, you have to click all the unflagged boxes, so by flagging one you still must click the other to end the game, if its wrong you lose
#8 - I'm sure you've tasted earth before, and it's not that great. … 08/21/2015 on GIMME +2
#10 - Hooooneey! You left the poison socket on again! Honestly, why … 08/21/2015 on Awareness +8
#219 - "Don't kill an animal except for eating" Those cannibals! 08/18/2015 on Islamic Rules of War +2
#161 - Depends on what kind of luxury meal/sandwiches and how clean t… 08/16/2015 on But they still say, "I'm an... 0
#1 - In my opinion it's harder to shave by the ass crack (but i am …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Shaved fish +3
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#2 - Zaxplab (08/13/2015) [-]
Imagine if your ass had flaps.
#61 - 16. Wear what's cute, huh? 08/13/2015 on life lessons 0
#52 - Here's a link to where you can read part 4 (i couldn't find it… 08/12/2015 on Marriage +3
#4 - What kind of bug is that?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2015 on QUICK DAH ROOPERS ARE... 0
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#6 - shepshifter (08/06/2015) [-]
It is called a toe biter and they fucking suck, they have an extremly painful bite.
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#8 - quelaagislove (08/06/2015) [-]
According to various sources the second most painful bug bite in the world...extreme to say the least. Sound more like absolute hell...
#47 - For some people that's their entire body. 08/06/2015 on How Guys Shower +8
#56 - Ladies vs Butlers  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#133 - ibadgeryou (08/07/2015) [-]
it's... it's Beautiful.
#10799332 - I'm sorry, officer, but I only have one of those on me right now. 08/04/2015 on Happy little board +1
#20 - Halberd master race.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/03/2015 on Saeko disagrees +10
#103 - blubblub (08/04/2015) [-]
Better costume master race
#93 - yzerboy (08/04/2015) [-]
Halberds are just knockoffs of the ultimate weapons, shovels!
Shovel's are very versatile, easy to acquire and can be used in similair ways as the halberd if maintained properly.
#31 - cresss (08/03/2015) [-]
I would go glaive cause I think they dont get stuck as easily
#27 - bendeman (08/03/2015) [-]
Drill Lance> Halberd
#109 - mrdeviljho (08/04/2015) [-]
Gunlance > Drill Lance
#5 - Messing up looks painful 08/03/2015 on Ever been this drunk? 0
#2 - Now put stuff in it. And you have to keep the stuff from falling out 08/03/2015 on The new thing +1
#1 - The new iPan is looking great. I hear it's finally waterproof.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2015 on iSheet +28
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#4 - truezen (08/04/2015) [-]
I hear you can even use to bake cookies
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#2 - kaipo (08/04/2015) [-]
oh boy I hope it has the iWave function
#28 - Doesn't sound too bad 08/03/2015 on Dating: 0
#6 - I know exactly what you're referring to. 08/03/2015 on Sun +33
#7 - Man, that's really sad they couldn't find their aunt.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2015 on Random funnies to help with... +16
#14 - aliksander (08/04/2015) [-]
OK I don't get it, please explain that text. The only thing I can think of is she lost her 'Aunt Flow'... meaning she either got pregnant or is in menopause. Is that what they mean or am I missing something else.
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#16 - mondominiman (08/04/2015) [-]
The aunt isn't a coke she's ____
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#15 - fazbear (08/04/2015) [-]
The aunt is pepsi.
#17 - aliksander (08/04/2015) [-]
oh wow how did i not get that.....
#9 - Maybe the cow flicked its head forward and tossed the baby to … 08/03/2015 on meaty heroes! +8
#20 - Hottest doesn't necessarily mean worst.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2015 on Study, 0
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#45 - sortoathepenguin (08/04/2015) [-]
It's heat, it's gonna suck.

source: i'm in South Carolina, it's hot and it sucks.
#52 - howaboutnsfw (08/04/2015) [-]
according to dante's inferno. The last level of hell has you half frozen in a lake with satan himself gnawing at you. Forever frozen and alive to feel it all.
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#54 - sortoathepenguin (08/05/2015) [-]
As long as it isn't hot.

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