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#127 - Didn't understand a thing and I liked it. 08/30/2013 on feminists +4
#79 - Well, I congratulate them for making something from nothing then  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on Birds are assholes +1
User avatar #81 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, the medal to the Outlook website: Award to having made a 0/10 to a 10/10.
To the Outlook program: There was an attempt.
#77 - I have no idea... I can't enter the site since I dorgot my pas…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Birds are assholes +1
User avatar #78 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, it changed to Outlook. Seems like I'm right. They changed the app "Outlook" to the website.
#79 - zsabber (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, I congratulate them for making something from nothing then
User avatar #81 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, the medal to the Outlook website: Award to having made a 0/10 to a 10/10.
To the Outlook program: There was an attempt.
#75 - wait hotmail still exists? I havent check that in ages.. I onl…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Birds are assholes +1
User avatar #76 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
No no, it doesn't exist anymore. But hotmail changed from that to Outlook, right?
#77 - zsabber (08/29/2013) [-]
I have no idea... I can't enter the site since I dorgot my password long ago too
User avatar #78 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, it changed to Outlook. Seems like I'm right. They changed the app "Outlook" to the website.
#79 - zsabber (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, I congratulate them for making something from nothing then
User avatar #81 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, the medal to the Outlook website: Award to having made a 0/10 to a 10/10.
To the Outlook program: There was an attempt.
#72 - The only thing I know is that it is to be used for emails. How…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Birds are assholes +1
User avatar #74 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
It's just that... Who the fuck still uses Outl- wait... Isn't the new hotmail called outlook...?
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MEIN GOTT.
#75 - zsabber (08/29/2013) [-]
wait hotmail still exists? I havent check that in ages.. I only check emails on my phone now...
User avatar #76 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
No no, it doesn't exist anymore. But hotmail changed from that to Outlook, right?
#77 - zsabber (08/29/2013) [-]
I have no idea... I can't enter the site since I dorgot my password long ago too
User avatar #78 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, it changed to Outlook. Seems like I'm right. They changed the app "Outlook" to the website.
#79 - zsabber (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, I congratulate them for making something from nothing then
User avatar #81 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, the medal to the Outlook website: Award to having made a 0/10 to a 10/10.
To the Outlook program: There was an attempt.
#69 - I'm studying computer engineering and I still don't know how t…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Birds are assholes +1
User avatar #70 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
What does it even work for? I know it's some kind of online thing... I guess...
#72 - zsabber (08/29/2013) [-]
The only thing I know is that it is to be used for emails. How and in what way? I have no idea
User avatar #74 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
It's just that... Who the fuck still uses Outl- wait... Isn't the new hotmail called outlook...?
...
...
...
MEIN GOTT.
#75 - zsabber (08/29/2013) [-]
wait hotmail still exists? I havent check that in ages.. I only check emails on my phone now...
User avatar #76 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
No no, it doesn't exist anymore. But hotmail changed from that to Outlook, right?
#77 - zsabber (08/29/2013) [-]
I have no idea... I can't enter the site since I dorgot my password long ago too
User avatar #78 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, it changed to Outlook. Seems like I'm right. They changed the app "Outlook" to the website.
#79 - zsabber (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, I congratulate them for making something from nothing then
User avatar #81 - folkflunky (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, the medal to the Outlook website: Award to having made a 0/10 to a 10/10.
To the Outlook program: There was an attempt.
#67 - Anytime. 08/29/2013 on Even Anime Reference It +1
#65 - here you'll find all you need to get what is supposed to get. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Even Anime Reference It +1
User avatar #66 - DeeJayBee (08/29/2013) [-]
cheers
#67 - zsabber (08/29/2013) [-]
Anytime.
#19 - Hmm... 10 episodes only... I shall watch this and see what the… 08/27/2013 on Shells +1
#17 - This is very... intriguing... May I have a source on that?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Shells +2
User avatar #18 - lilRican (08/27/2013) [-]
My neighbors from hell...

honestly... i found the gif and asked he same thing for the very exact reason your asking for it
#19 - zsabber (08/27/2013) [-]
Hmm... 10 episodes only... I shall watch this and see what the hell it is...
#317 - Ah, thanks for clearing that up for me. I had the dumb here fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on put it down!! 0
User avatar #318 - thirdjess (08/27/2013) [-]
That's cool, at least you're not rude about it!
#49 - I "YES"ed on 12 different levels... …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on Homosexual Hero 0
#59 - elitefourcaitlin (08/26/2013) [-]
here you go
#18 - ***** , please! Heed my name! 08/26/2013 on mega family 0
#243 - Ok... I lost you at "under"...  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2013 on put it down!! 0
User avatar #316 - thirdjess (08/27/2013) [-]
Our bins have wheels on them, so its easier to move them to the curb. They have flip lids, and bird eating spiders sit under them so when we open them to put trash in the bin they jump out, thinking we're a bird. Just google wheelie bin.
#317 - zsabber (08/27/2013) [-]
Ah, thanks for clearing that up for me. I had the dumb here for a moment.
User avatar #318 - thirdjess (08/27/2013) [-]
That's cool, at least you're not rude about it!
#49 - Picture 08/19/2013 on *Sheds a Single Tear* 0
#294 - Hope everything works out anyway, you seem like a nice g…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2013 on Stupid Genetics +1
#295 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
yeah, you seem like a nice something still something . good luck to you!

ITS STILL SOMETHING.
#291 - Some day you might have something you can do about it though, …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Stupid Genetics +1
#293 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, here's to hoping that does happen

Oh, right. I get you. I honestly dont have a clue about that. >.>
#294 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
Hope everything works out anyway, you seem like a nice guy gal

Hehe, that's ok though... I get wierded by myself often hehe
#295 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
yeah, you seem like a nice something still something . good luck to you!

ITS STILL SOMETHING.
#276 - But as long as you can live with what you can't change and cha…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Stupid Genetics +1
#288 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah. For now, since I cant really do much, I guess I'll just have to deal with my manliness.

Okay, now I'm really confused too... Obviously I didnt catch your drift... Say what you said again but this time not in Metaphor...
#291 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
Some day you might have something you can do about it though, so don't lose hope, but don't let it torment you.

I meant I liked them a bit gifted down there, but I don't mind them being gifted up there too, as long as it isn't too much hehe
#293 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, here's to hoping that does happen

Oh, right. I get you. I honestly dont have a clue about that. >.>
#294 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
Hope everything works out anyway, you seem like a nice guy gal

Hehe, that's ok though... I get wierded by myself often hehe
#295 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
yeah, you seem like a nice something still something . good luck to you!

ITS STILL SOMETHING.
#268 - It's not that I don't like my body. It's more of my body isn't…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Stupid Genetics +1
#274 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Oh, I know what you mean. Yeah, theres a lot I'd change about my body too (and not just boobs)...

Oddly, I like my women quite gifted too. Except for myself. I'd rather be average-sized...
#276 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
But as long as you can live with what you can't change and change what you can if you want, you can stop worrying too much about useless stuff...

I got confused... I'm not sure we are talking about the same types of gifts...
#288 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah. For now, since I cant really do much, I guess I'll just have to deal with my manliness.

Okay, now I'm really confused too... Obviously I didnt catch your drift... Say what you said again but this time not in Metaphor...
#291 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
Some day you might have something you can do about it though, so don't lose hope, but don't let it torment you.

I meant I liked them a bit gifted down there, but I don't mind them being gifted up there too, as long as it isn't too much hehe
#293 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, here's to hoping that does happen

Oh, right. I get you. I honestly dont have a clue about that. >.>
#294 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
Hope everything works out anyway, you seem like a nice guy gal

Hehe, that's ok though... I get wierded by myself often hehe
#295 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
yeah, you seem like a nice something still something . good luck to you!

ITS STILL SOMETHING.
#252 - Don't know about that, but don't feel so down... …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Stupid Genetics +1
#261 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Well you stop feeling so down yourself. Ur beautiful just the way you are

sometimes, I actually watch porn for the plot. I just like looking at women. They're so much nicer than men.
#268 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
It's not that I don't like my body. It's more of my body isn't what I think of myself. But it isn't so bad anyway.

Also, you're so right. I actually like my women little a bit gifted if you get my drift
#274 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Oh, I know what you mean. Yeah, theres a lot I'd change about my body too (and not just boobs)...

Oddly, I like my women quite gifted too. Except for myself. I'd rather be average-sized...
#276 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
But as long as you can live with what you can't change and change what you can if you want, you can stop worrying too much about useless stuff...

I got confused... I'm not sure we are talking about the same types of gifts...
#288 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah. For now, since I cant really do much, I guess I'll just have to deal with my manliness.

Okay, now I'm really confused too... Obviously I didnt catch your drift... Say what you said again but this time not in Metaphor...
#291 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
Some day you might have something you can do about it though, so don't lose hope, but don't let it torment you.

I meant I liked them a bit gifted down there, but I don't mind them being gifted up there too, as long as it isn't too much hehe
#293 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, here's to hoping that does happen

Oh, right. I get you. I honestly dont have a clue about that. >.>
#294 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
Hope everything works out anyway, you seem like a nice guy gal

Hehe, that's ok though... I get wierded by myself often hehe
#295 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
yeah, you seem like a nice something still something . good luck to you!

ITS STILL SOMETHING.
#245 - I would love a nice ass to make me feel a bit better about mys…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Stupid Genetics +1
#251 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
n'aww honey I'm sure you have a lovely ass

Still better than my hairy butt. And chest. And tummy. >:c
#252 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
Don't know about that, but don't feel so down...

though I get so jealous looking at some tumblr blogs...
#261 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Well you stop feeling so down yourself. Ur beautiful just the way you are

sometimes, I actually watch porn for the plot. I just like looking at women. They're so much nicer than men.
#268 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
It's not that I don't like my body. It's more of my body isn't what I think of myself. But it isn't so bad anyway.

Also, you're so right. I actually like my women little a bit gifted if you get my drift
#274 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Oh, I know what you mean. Yeah, theres a lot I'd change about my body too (and not just boobs)...

Oddly, I like my women quite gifted too. Except for myself. I'd rather be average-sized...
#276 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
But as long as you can live with what you can't change and change what you can if you want, you can stop worrying too much about useless stuff...

I got confused... I'm not sure we are talking about the same types of gifts...
#288 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah. For now, since I cant really do much, I guess I'll just have to deal with my manliness.

Okay, now I'm really confused too... Obviously I didnt catch your drift... Say what you said again but this time not in Metaphor...
#291 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
Some day you might have something you can do about it though, so don't lose hope, but don't let it torment you.

I meant I liked them a bit gifted down there, but I don't mind them being gifted up there too, as long as it isn't too much hehe
#293 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, here's to hoping that does happen

Oh, right. I get you. I honestly dont have a clue about that. >.>
#294 - zsabber (08/19/2013) [-]
Hope everything works out anyway, you seem like a nice guy gal

Hehe, that's ok though... I get wierded by myself often hehe
#295 - transgendered (08/19/2013) [-]
yeah, you seem like a nice something still something . good luck to you!

ITS STILL SOMETHING.
#113 - some one should caption this "No, I am your father" 08/18/2013 on Tumblr 0
#4 - >non visual novels 08/17/2013 on trap mentality +26
#248 - hehe there are some guides around. You certainly do not need t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on So true +1
User avatar #250 - logsnackers (08/17/2013) [-]
Ill go back someday..I still have the save.
#245 - It is dark cloud 2 in US. I was stuck at finding sun drops whe…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2013 on So true +1
User avatar #247 - logsnackers (08/17/2013) [-]
Such an amazing game. I just never figured out how to build the last garden. I know you had to make it exactly as in the photographs but I never had the patience to mull through it. I may just watch the end on youtube
#248 - zsabber (08/17/2013) [-]
hehe there are some guides around. You certainly do not need to make it a replica, but some conditions must be met
User avatar #250 - logsnackers (08/17/2013) [-]
Ill go back someday..I still have the save.
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User avatar #29 - edsabbath (06/18/2012) [-]
Just so you know, I completely agree with your opinion on that Irish Wristwatch comment.

Peace.
#30 to #29 - zsabber (06/19/2012) [-]
thanks man, Im glad I found others like me in here. I have nothing against drinking it by yourself or with others. Youre not hurting anyone with it.

but what I hate the most is when community gives it a high place in it.

I knew I would get more red thumbs, but it seems that fj is being more accepting to opinions these days
User avatar #31 to #30 - edsabbath (06/21/2012) [-]
FJ is a bunch of pot smoking, alcoholic pony ******* nowadays.

I hate it. I don't even come here often now.
User avatar #27 - captainmuffbrow ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
You win the cyber hug, well done sir :)
#28 to #27 - zsabber (06/14/2012) [-]
I do? YAY!
User avatar #23 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
Hello!!!!
#24 to #23 - zsabber (04/05/2012) [-]
Oh, hey...
User avatar #25 to #24 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
So have you read the latest Prequel update?
#26 to #25 - zsabber (04/05/2012) [-]
nah, I didn't. I was formatting my computer all week... do you know how many time I messed that up? God...
User avatar #16 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Hey i want you to know how much it means to me that you cared about my leaving.
But I am pleased to tell you that it was just an april fools joke.
Sorry I made you sad...
#17 to #16 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured, but thought I would tell you how I would feel just in case. I didn't want that to be true while thinking it was just a joke.

Anyway, I'm happy that it was a joke all along.
User avatar #18 to #17 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, one again it really does mean a lot that you cared enough to tell me.
You really are one of my best friends.
#19 to #18 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
HUGZZZZ....
HUGZZZZ....
#20 to #19 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...   
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
#21 to #20 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
aww avatar hugz
User avatar #22 to #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
the best hugs come from a guy who can controll all the elements
User avatar #1 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
One would assume the beard is prerequisite.
#2 to #1 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
it must be, or elsehow do they get in   
   
also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
it must be, or elsehow do they get in

also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
User avatar #3 to #2 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Noooooooooo.
Don't dooooo iiiitttt!!!!!
#4 to #3 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
even the site cant handle him
User avatar #5 to #4 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, that drean sequence was too creepy.
#6 to #5 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
I almost felt it when he impaled her....ouch
User avatar #7 to #6 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Quill weave, or Katia?
#8 to #7 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
....both
....both
User avatar #9 to #8 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
But when she woke up, everything was better.
#10 to #9 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, she got an inventory and everything   
   
I still need to continue beyond that
yeah, she got an inventory and everything

I still need to continue beyond that
#11 to #10 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
That's as far as you got?
That's as far as you got?
#12 to #11 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah...
yeah...
User avatar #13 to #12 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Ohhh, so you haven't made it to Kevatch yet?
#14 to #13 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
didnt get out the house yet   
   
I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
didnt get out the house yet

I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
#15 to #14 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
It will be legendary.   
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
It will be legendary.
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
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