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Date Signed Up:12/25/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
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#25 - b& I have a feeling the above will … 11/06/2013 on Fuckin tumblr 0
#12 - This is the first time I've heard it Protip: pe… 11/05/2013 on Learning the hard way.... -1
#47 - ******** * 11/04/2013 on Rule Britannia 0
#46 - I read this as "NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL BRITISH"  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on Rule Britannia 0
#47 - zsabber (11/04/2013) [-]
BULLSHIT*
#87 - Ew it's winking!!! 11/04/2013 on LUKE IS THE ONE WHO PRANKS 0
#32 - you've got the idea right for the most part 11/04/2013 on It's happening 0
#161 - another scenario: "Wait, how many zeros does a ten ha… 11/04/2013 on Dammit Tooth Fairy +1
#2 - Thanks, mate 11/01/2013 on I'm kawaii, mutha fuckas! +2
#144 - If you keep yourself clean for others, then you're doing it wrong  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on more impressive 0
User avatar #148 - mcniggertoast (10/29/2013) [-]
well i enjoy being clean, and i have noticed that my friends, family, gfs(haha gf yeah right), prefer the scent of perfume over the smell of swet.
#48 - Then Pluto is an A-OK? 10/24/2013 on Tequila Bad 0
#11 - Psst That's not a question Though, I commend yo… 10/21/2013 on Every Time I Take a Test +1
#11 - I understand where you're going with the end of the sentence, …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Grammar -1
User avatar #24 - puremadmentalged (10/21/2013) [-]
that would be the literal translation, but having noted the heavy-handedness that the sentence frames, he went for the slightly more eloquent metaphorical meaning
#65 - I don't even think she's that stupid. All I see is ignorance f…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Cringe Compilation 7 +5
User avatar #80 - joshlol (10/21/2013) [-]
Maybe she meant county and got confused
#262 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/21/2013) [-]
She meant continent.
User avatar #294 - joshlol (10/21/2013) [-]
I meant in her first post.

What's the poorest county in England?
#42 - If it's funny, I don't care. Otherwise, It's double the annoyance. 10/16/2013 on Youtube comp 2 0
#21 - rwby, you can find it on rooster teeth's site 10/15/2013 on Insert punch line here 0
#31 - I never heard of candy crush outside of funnyjunk... 10/14/2013 on Candy Crush +1
#279 - We used to have (in kuwait) 777, now it changed to 112. I thin… 10/14/2013 on Damn it, Russia. 0
#41 - The way I see it, there is no such thing as normal and abnorma…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2013 on Poor Eren +3
User avatar #45 - infinitereaper (10/12/2013) [-]
I suppose you could say anything that exists is natural, and that all these terms are simply dictated by modern thought. After all something could be taboo or strange in one era and utterly mundane in another. I still think a line can be drawn though. In this case I don't think there is anything wrong with liking or loving something. There is a fine line between infatuation and unhealthy obsession though.
#81 - Someone actually made this 10/07/2013 on found him.. 0
#14 - What are you? Dio? 10/05/2013 on Art 0
#44 - Because "IT" 09/29/2013 on Halloween 0
#42 - yup. I think it would have been better if they left it at the …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Halloween 0
User avatar #43 - heartlessrobot (09/29/2013) [-]
Why the fucking giant spider demon from outer space?
#44 - zsabber (09/29/2013) [-]
Because "IT"
#39 - I only saw the first half when I was 6... That was nightmare i…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Halloween 0
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (09/29/2013) [-]
Have you seen the rest yet?
#42 - zsabber (09/29/2013) [-]
yup. I think it would have been better if they left it at the end of that though... or maybe I just grew out of it
User avatar #43 - heartlessrobot (09/29/2013) [-]
Why the fucking giant spider demon from outer space?
#44 - zsabber (09/29/2013) [-]
Because "IT"
#38 - I watched my parents play resident evil 3, fear effect 1 and 2… 09/29/2013 on Halloween 0
#72 - I just finished making the same thing...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on 2Spoopy +1
User avatar #75 - mamen (09/28/2013) [-]
Great minds think alike.
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User avatar #29 - edsabbath (06/18/2012) [-]
Just so you know, I completely agree with your opinion on that Irish Wristwatch comment.

Peace.
#30 to #29 - zsabber (06/19/2012) [-]
thanks man, Im glad I found others like me in here. I have nothing against drinking it by yourself or with others. Youre not hurting anyone with it.

but what I hate the most is when community gives it a high place in it.

I knew I would get more red thumbs, but it seems that fj is being more accepting to opinions these days
User avatar #31 to #30 - edsabbath (06/21/2012) [-]
FJ is a bunch of pot smoking, alcoholic pony ******* nowadays.

I hate it. I don't even come here often now.
User avatar #27 - captainmuffbrow (06/12/2012) [-]
You win the cyber hug, well done sir :)
#28 to #27 - zsabber (06/14/2012) [-]
I do? YAY!
User avatar #23 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
Hello!!!!
#24 to #23 - zsabber (04/05/2012) [-]
Oh, hey...
User avatar #25 to #24 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
So have you read the latest Prequel update?
#26 to #25 - zsabber (04/05/2012) [-]
nah, I didn't. I was formatting my computer all week... do you know how many time I messed that up? God...
User avatar #16 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Hey i want you to know how much it means to me that you cared about my leaving.
But I am pleased to tell you that it was just an april fools joke.
Sorry I made you sad...
#17 to #16 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured, but thought I would tell you how I would feel just in case. I didn't want that to be true while thinking it was just a joke.

Anyway, I'm happy that it was a joke all along.
User avatar #18 to #17 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, one again it really does mean a lot that you cared enough to tell me.
You really are one of my best friends.
#19 to #18 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
HUGZZZZ....
HUGZZZZ....
#20 to #19 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...   
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
#21 to #20 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
aww avatar hugz
User avatar #22 to #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
the best hugs come from a guy who can controll all the elements
User avatar #1 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
One would assume the beard is prerequisite.
#2 to #1 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
it must be, or elsehow do they get in   
   
also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
it must be, or elsehow do they get in

also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
User avatar #3 to #2 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Noooooooooo.
Don't dooooo iiiitttt!!!!!
#4 to #3 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
even the site cant handle him
User avatar #5 to #4 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, that drean sequence was too creepy.
#6 to #5 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
I almost felt it when he impaled her....ouch
User avatar #7 to #6 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Quill weave, or Katia?
#8 to #7 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
....both
....both
User avatar #9 to #8 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
But when she woke up, everything was better.
#10 to #9 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, she got an inventory and everything   
   
I still need to continue beyond that
yeah, she got an inventory and everything

I still need to continue beyond that
#11 to #10 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
That's as far as you got?
That's as far as you got?
#12 to #11 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah...
yeah...
User avatar #13 to #12 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Ohhh, so you haven't made it to Kevatch yet?
#14 to #13 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
didnt get out the house yet   
   
I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
didnt get out the house yet

I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
#15 to #14 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
It will be legendary.   
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
It will be legendary.
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
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