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Date Signed Up:12/25/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
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#7 - judging on the currency, this was probably in Syria... 06/08/2013 on Meanwhile somewhere... +5
#20 - Comment deleted 06/08/2013 on High Five! +31
#134 - No, is it because we're white?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on Tall -9
User avatar #382 - propanex (06/01/2013) [-]
no it's because you're a stick figure.

>.>
#259 - until the servers go down... 06/01/2013 on Stan Lee +2
#98 - Would you DJ 4DM1N? 05/31/2013 on Bending Comp 0
#173 - I know what full metal alchemist is. I saw a few episodes of i… 05/25/2013 on I love my robot leg +2
#46 - umm... why do you have a metal penis as a nose? do human trans…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2013 on I love my robot leg +4
#173 - zsabber (05/25/2013) [-]
I know what full metal alchemist is. I saw a few episodes of it and I liked it a lot. I was just making a joke about how he looks in that picture.
#101 - prominant (05/25/2013) [-]
Fullmetal Alchemist, they try to bring their mother back to life but they need to give something in return to bring her back to life, it's like an offering to complete the chemical equation and the guy loses an arm and a leg and his little brother loses his entire body but not his soul.
#22 - I thought you were referring to that french movie where a guy … 05/11/2013 on Damn me in the past 0
#85 - much.... 05/11/2013 on God dammit spongebob 0
#84 - so many liquid pride......  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on God dammit spongebob +1
#85 - zsabber (05/11/2013) [-]
much....
#219 - I am doing this since the afternoon, I am now at The Reluctant… 05/10/2013 on Disney Animated Movies,... 0
#85 - TFW 05/04/2013 on When You Sit Next To A Girl... +4
#56 - Diamond Jozu know how it feels to have the second one 05/01/2013 on Nips 0
#192 - We accepted. We accepted. 04/29/2013 on Johnny Depp is my spirit... +1
#89 - A cat is fine too 04/27/2013 on Attractiveness 0
#76 - Dad or Alive Dad Cloud 2 The Dad Scrolls … 04/25/2013 on Gamer Dad +1
#234 - 100F is not hot. That's almost 38C. We consider 50C to be the … 04/20/2013 on 'MURICA 0
#12 - like this one? 04/19/2013 on The second master of photoshop 0
#43 - FEED ME THE ******** MARBLE, MORTAL! 04/17/2013 on Hungry Hungry Hippo 0
#37 - 151 joys 04/16/2013 on 151 memories -1
#241 - you only you only live once once? 04/13/2013 on car is kill +5
#483 - The first one is one cool-ass car. How the **** i… 04/13/2013 on Ugliest car? -1
#298 - **** social acceptability 04/13/2013 on a blast from the past 0
#134 - Detective Conan: searching for gold bars in a cave? they are t… 04/12/2013 on Mind Hacks 0
#158 - We consider 25 C to be a cool spring and 50 a kinda hot summer… 04/12/2013 on Meanwhile in Canadia 0
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User avatar #29 - edsabbath (06/18/2012) [-]
Just so you know, I completely agree with your opinion on that Irish Wristwatch comment.

Peace.
#30 to #29 - zsabber (06/19/2012) [-]
thanks man, Im glad I found others like me in here. I have nothing against drinking it by yourself or with others. Youre not hurting anyone with it.

but what I hate the most is when community gives it a high place in it.

I knew I would get more red thumbs, but it seems that fj is being more accepting to opinions these days
User avatar #31 to #30 - edsabbath (06/21/2012) [-]
FJ is a bunch of pot smoking, alcoholic pony ******* nowadays.

I hate it. I don't even come here often now.
User avatar #27 - captainmuffbrow (06/12/2012) [-]
You win the cyber hug, well done sir :)
#28 to #27 - zsabber (06/14/2012) [-]
I do? YAY!
User avatar #23 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
Hello!!!!
#24 to #23 - zsabber (04/05/2012) [-]
Oh, hey...
User avatar #25 to #24 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
So have you read the latest Prequel update?
#26 to #25 - zsabber (04/05/2012) [-]
nah, I didn't. I was formatting my computer all week... do you know how many time I messed that up? God...
User avatar #16 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Hey i want you to know how much it means to me that you cared about my leaving.
But I am pleased to tell you that it was just an april fools joke.
Sorry I made you sad...
#17 to #16 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured, but thought I would tell you how I would feel just in case. I didn't want that to be true while thinking it was just a joke.

Anyway, I'm happy that it was a joke all along.
User avatar #18 to #17 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, one again it really does mean a lot that you cared enough to tell me.
You really are one of my best friends.
#19 to #18 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
HUGZZZZ....
HUGZZZZ....
#20 to #19 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...   
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
#21 to #20 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
aww avatar hugz
User avatar #22 to #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
the best hugs come from a guy who can controll all the elements
User avatar #1 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
One would assume the beard is prerequisite.
#2 to #1 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
it must be, or elsehow do they get in   
   
also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
it must be, or elsehow do they get in

also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
User avatar #3 to #2 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Noooooooooo.
Don't dooooo iiiitttt!!!!!
#4 to #3 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
even the site cant handle him
User avatar #5 to #4 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, that drean sequence was too creepy.
#6 to #5 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
I almost felt it when he impaled her....ouch
User avatar #7 to #6 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Quill weave, or Katia?
#8 to #7 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
....both
....both
User avatar #9 to #8 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
But when she woke up, everything was better.
#10 to #9 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, she got an inventory and everything   
   
I still need to continue beyond that
yeah, she got an inventory and everything

I still need to continue beyond that
#11 to #10 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
That's as far as you got?
That's as far as you got?
#12 to #11 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah...
yeah...
User avatar #13 to #12 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Ohhh, so you haven't made it to Kevatch yet?
#14 to #13 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
didnt get out the house yet   
   
I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
didnt get out the house yet

I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
#15 to #14 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
It will be legendary.   
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
It will be legendary.
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
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