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#332 - Not that I don't believe in human evolution, but I believe the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... 0
#333 - zsabber has deleted their comment.
#142 - I was born a Muslim, but I passed through the time of doubt my… 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... +1
#132 - Probably a different line, since in Quran, God molded Adam by …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... +1
#135 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Oh, that's pretty interesting. I'm not Muslim, but I doubt there's a single take on the theory throughout the entire religion. I think the interpretations it's somewhat similar in the Christian religion.
#142 - zsabber (07/02/2013) [-]
I was born a Muslim, but I passed through the time of doubt myself. What I found that I liked about it is that it promotes science. One rule applies all the time: Science cannot contradict Islam. If science says something, but Islam says another, then both are correct somehow.

For example, the same way greeks have a god for every other thing, we have an angel for ever other thing. science tells us wind and rain are created this way. God tells us it is Angels. Well, these angels must have a way of doing it. therefore, now we know how they do it.

bad example, but gives the basic idea.
#36 - Picture 07/02/2013 on Super Gravity +3
#126 - Exactly, it is what most people think when hearing evolution.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... +1
#127 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
So in the Islamic view, do humans have their own special line of evolution separate from all other life? Or do we still share common ancestors with other species?
#132 - zsabber (07/02/2013) [-]
Probably a different line, since in Quran, God molded Adam by his own hand. That's at least my view on it, but I don't know how they interpret evolution in Islam. I'm just stating the common misconception.
#135 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Oh, that's pretty interesting. I'm not Muslim, but I doubt there's a single take on the theory throughout the entire religion. I think the interpretations it's somewhat similar in the Christian religion.
#142 - zsabber (07/02/2013) [-]
I was born a Muslim, but I passed through the time of doubt myself. What I found that I liked about it is that it promotes science. One rule applies all the time: Science cannot contradict Islam. If science says something, but Islam says another, then both are correct somehow.

For example, the same way greeks have a god for every other thing, we have an angel for ever other thing. science tells us wind and rain are created this way. God tells us it is Angels. Well, these angels must have a way of doing it. therefore, now we know how they do it.

bad example, but gives the basic idea.
#124 - No, but I stated that that is the part Muslims disagree with.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... +2
#125 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Why would Muslims disagree with it, if evolution doesn't state that in the first place? The claim that evolution says "humans came from apes" is a common misconception.
#126 - zsabber (07/02/2013) [-]
Exactly, it is what most people think when hearing evolution.
#127 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
So in the Islamic view, do humans have their own special line of evolution separate from all other life? Or do we still share common ancestors with other species?
#132 - zsabber (07/02/2013) [-]
Probably a different line, since in Quran, God molded Adam by his own hand. That's at least my view on it, but I don't know how they interpret evolution in Islam. I'm just stating the common misconception.
#135 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Oh, that's pretty interesting. I'm not Muslim, but I doubt there's a single take on the theory throughout the entire religion. I think the interpretations it's somewhat similar in the Christian religion.
#142 - zsabber (07/02/2013) [-]
I was born a Muslim, but I passed through the time of doubt myself. What I found that I liked about it is that it promotes science. One rule applies all the time: Science cannot contradict Islam. If science says something, but Islam says another, then both are correct somehow.

For example, the same way greeks have a god for every other thing, we have an angel for ever other thing. science tells us wind and rain are created this way. God tells us it is Angels. Well, these angels must have a way of doing it. therefore, now we know how they do it.

bad example, but gives the basic idea.
#107 - Well, I'm a Muslim and I believe in evolution as a plausible m…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... 0
User avatar #313 - luqmanr (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm a muslim too, but I believe that Adam and Eve somehow was the first beings to be legitimately called a "human".

Also, on a non-related note to Evolution.

I've been a muslim all my life, but I have a view that your islam and my islam will be different. We will have some basic guidelines like salat, etc, and that will always be the same. But then, there's different views on interpretation of Qur-an and Prophet Muhammad saw's hadith. That is why there will always be forums and discussions between fellow muslims around the world, to keep the knowledge alive.

That's my view.
#338 - zsabber (07/02/2013) [-]
There shouldn't be more than one branch of Islam as the knowledgeable people must agree on an interpretation. If this interpretation is revealed to be wrong, then change it, but if it was right, then good for everyone.

Only trivial stuff might be differently interpreted or things that are recently got into the spotlight. By trivial I mean things like if you were traveling in Ramadan, some say it is preferred not to fast during the traveling period.
#339 - zsabber (07/02/2013) [-]
I mean they always must find a common ground.
User avatar #277 - lolollo (07/02/2013) [-]
And you don't think that's justthenarrogance of your congregation poking through?
User avatar #234 - mcdonaldscupinc (07/02/2013) [-]
oh so you just disagree with human evolution. But not that animals have evolution. Cant have both mate.
#332 - zsabber (07/02/2013) [-]
Not that I don't believe in human evolution, but I believe they have a separate evolution line.
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#123 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
I might have misread you, but you seem to hold the idea that evolution states humans evolved from apes. Is this correct?
#124 - zsabber (07/02/2013) [-]
No, but I stated that that is the part Muslims disagree with.
#125 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Why would Muslims disagree with it, if evolution doesn't state that in the first place? The claim that evolution says "humans came from apes" is a common misconception.
#126 - zsabber (07/02/2013) [-]
Exactly, it is what most people think when hearing evolution.
#127 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
So in the Islamic view, do humans have their own special line of evolution separate from all other life? Or do we still share common ancestors with other species?
#132 - zsabber (07/02/2013) [-]
Probably a different line, since in Quran, God molded Adam by his own hand. That's at least my view on it, but I don't know how they interpret evolution in Islam. I'm just stating the common misconception.
#135 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Oh, that's pretty interesting. I'm not Muslim, but I doubt there's a single take on the theory throughout the entire religion. I think the interpretations it's somewhat similar in the Christian religion.
#142 - zsabber (07/02/2013) [-]
I was born a Muslim, but I passed through the time of doubt myself. What I found that I liked about it is that it promotes science. One rule applies all the time: Science cannot contradict Islam. If science says something, but Islam says another, then both are correct somehow.

For example, the same way greeks have a god for every other thing, we have an angel for ever other thing. science tells us wind and rain are created this way. God tells us it is Angels. Well, these angels must have a way of doing it. therefore, now we know how they do it.

bad example, but gives the basic idea.
#416 - No Dark Cloud 2? 07/02/2013 on My main problem with these two 0
#100 - Longer than Freeza's 5 minutes? 07/01/2013 on 2piece 0
#99 - You are in a summer break now, so you better take advantage of… 07/01/2013 on 2piece 0
#39 - A liter is 0.23 usd here, but we export oil, so....  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on The World has Changed 0
#43 - sacrilegious (06/30/2013) [-]
I thought that said "used" and I was wondering how you used used oil.
#48 - Heh, get on my level, Kid. 06/30/2013 on pour aquaman +1
#36 - Why do I even bother.... you'll probably sink... 06/30/2013 on scumbag body +1
#37 - even with the colors I can't see the illusion that's supposed … 06/29/2013 on Mind = Blown +1
#50 - They don't. They have AA. AsgardArchive. 06/29/2013 on Just made this gif +1
#48 - That gif made me blow air from my nose at a faster rate than u…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Just made this gif +2
#49 - weirdweir (06/29/2013) [-]
no idea to be honest with you, It's just funny..
hfw he finds it on Facebook
>implying demigods have Facebook
#50 - zsabber (06/29/2013) [-]
They don't. They have AA. AsgardArchive.
#46 - believe me that was my first and last time trying to fiddle wi…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Just made this gif +1
#47 - weirdweir (06/29/2013) [-]
#48 - zsabber (06/29/2013) [-]
That gif made me blow air from my nose at a faster rate than usual.

Also, why does he smile when a picture is taken of him? Does he know what that thing is?
#49 - weirdweir (06/29/2013) [-]
no idea to be honest with you, It's just funny..
hfw he finds it on Facebook
>implying demigods have Facebook
#50 - zsabber (06/29/2013) [-]
They don't. They have AA. AsgardArchive.
#44 - I made this just now  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Just made this gif +17
User avatar #45 - weirdweir (06/29/2013) [-]
Delete*
#46 - zsabber (06/29/2013) [-]
believe me that was my first and last time trying to fiddle with outlined text
#47 - weirdweir (06/29/2013) [-]
#48 - zsabber (06/29/2013) [-]
That gif made me blow air from my nose at a faster rate than usual.

Also, why does he smile when a picture is taken of him? Does he know what that thing is?
#49 - weirdweir (06/29/2013) [-]
no idea to be honest with you, It's just funny..
hfw he finds it on Facebook
>implying demigods have Facebook
#50 - zsabber (06/29/2013) [-]
They don't. They have AA. AsgardArchive.
#44 - actually its 8 here 06/29/2013 on damn straight 0
#39 - "Well madame, we eat zem"* 06/29/2013 on Hank +11
#49 - That's the main reason I come here anyway 06/29/2013 on Going through the comments... +1
#30 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Ayyy +6
#33 - ninn (06/28/2013) [-]
how 'bout this fella?
#66 - silverhellion (06/28/2013) [-]
that's awesome.
#36 - shadecrenshaw (06/28/2013) [-]
#38 - I love how they explain some of the attack in an almost achievable way 06/28/2013 on The Cell 0
#4985650 - you mean I'm the only one still doing that? 06/24/2013 on retard forum +3
#4985601 - yfw going to cello class 06/24/2013 on retard forum +1
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User avatar #29 - edsabbath (06/18/2012) [-]
Just so you know, I completely agree with your opinion on that Irish ********** comment.

Peace.
#30 to #29 - zsabber (06/19/2012) [-]
thanks man, Im glad I found others like me in here. I have nothing against drinking it by yourself or with others. Youre not hurting anyone with it.

but what I hate the most is when community gives it a high place in it.

I knew I would get more red thumbs, but it seems that fj is being more accepting to opinions these days
User avatar #31 to #30 - edsabbath (06/21/2012) [-]
FJ is a bunch of pot smoking, alcoholic pony ******* nowadays.

I hate it. I don't even come here often now.
User avatar #27 - captainmuffbrow (06/12/2012) [-]
You win the cyber hug, well done sir :)
#28 to #27 - zsabber (06/14/2012) [-]
I do? YAY!
User avatar #23 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
Hello!!!!
#24 to #23 - zsabber (04/05/2012) [-]
Oh, hey...
User avatar #25 to #24 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
So have you read the latest Prequel update?
#26 to #25 - zsabber (04/05/2012) [-]
nah, I didn't. I was formatting my computer all week... do you know how many time I messed that up? God...
User avatar #16 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Hey i want you to know how much it means to me that you cared about my leaving.
But I am pleased to tell you that it was just an april fools joke.
Sorry I made you sad...
#17 to #16 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured, but thought I would tell you how I would feel just in case. I didn't want that to be true while thinking it was just a joke.

Anyway, I'm happy that it was a joke all along.
User avatar #18 to #17 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, one again it really does mean a lot that you cared enough to tell me.
You really are one of my best friends.
#19 to #18 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
HUGZZZZ....
HUGZZZZ....
#20 to #19 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...   
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
#21 to #20 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
aww avatar hugz
User avatar #22 to #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
the best hugs come from a guy who can controll all the elements
User avatar #1 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
One would assume the beard is prerequisite.
#2 to #1 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
it must be, or elsehow do they get in   
   
also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
it must be, or elsehow do they get in

also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
User avatar #3 to #2 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Noooooooooo.
Don't dooooo iiiitttt!!!!!
#4 to #3 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
even the site cant handle him
User avatar #5 to #4 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, that drean sequence was too creepy.
#6 to #5 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
I almost felt it when he impaled her....ouch
User avatar #7 to #6 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Quill weave, or Katia?
#8 to #7 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
....both
....both
User avatar #9 to #8 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
But when she woke up, everything was better.
#10 to #9 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, she got an inventory and everything   
   
I still need to continue beyond that
yeah, she got an inventory and everything

I still need to continue beyond that
#11 to #10 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
That's as far as you got?
That's as far as you got?
#12 to #11 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah...
yeah...
User avatar #13 to #12 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Ohhh, so you haven't made it to Kevatch yet?
#14 to #13 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
didnt get out the house yet   
   
I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
didnt get out the house yet

I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
#15 to #14 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
It will be legendary.   
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
It will be legendary.
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
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