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Date Signed Up:12/25/2011
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#115 - The edges on this guy 07/29/2013 on Yeah, he better be! 0
#277 - I see, thanks 07/28/2013 on random animuh comic 0
#34 - You mean he doesn't? you ruined a great image in my mind 07/28/2013 on Flight of Her Life +1
#23 - How else do you think he become human? 07/28/2013 on Bender -3
#217 - I finally understand what the eye is...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on RIP Old Network... +2
User avatar #392 - iloverapingmen (07/28/2013) [-]
ILLUMiNATi HAIL SATAN

#391 - iloverapingmen has deleted their comment.
#214 - It is supposed to be a comedy bit show only, which is fine to … 07/28/2013 on RIP Old Network... +9
#255 - This gif would work well with "I have a penis" …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on random animuh comic 0
User avatar #276 - greenzeopoweranger (07/28/2013) [-]
its his adopted father
#277 - zsabber (07/28/2013) [-]
I see, thanks
#254 - الغبي or الأحمق would work well in there. I blew mo… 07/28/2013 on random animuh comic 0
#21 - unless her face is giant tit, then its just a tit face witch 07/27/2013 on So British 0
#28 - Looks like the first episode was almost done. two more to go. 07/27/2013 on They're Safe For Now +2
#231 - My thoughts exactly 07/27/2013 on Cats +1
#230 - Hmm... It seems easily forced open, but what would I know... Thanks 07/27/2013 on Cats 0
#224 - Ok, I searched the comments for explanation, but it seems I'm …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Cats 0
User avatar #229 - garymuthafuknoak (07/27/2013) [-]
It's a piece of wood in between the door.

I don't see how it would be a problem though, I would think pushing the door really hard would move it.
#231 - zsabber (07/27/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly
User avatar #226 - goodguygary (07/27/2013) [-]
there's a little block of wood inbetween the door and that metal bit, it seems though, if you try to open the door, that thing would be wedged between the door and metal bit, so you cannot open it
#230 - zsabber (07/27/2013) [-]
Hmm... It seems easily forced open, but what would I know... Thanks
#88 - Picture 07/27/2013 on Penguins +2
#34 - People who don't know Death Note 07/26/2013 on Getting the last slice 0
#58 - Picture 07/26/2013 on title. +32
#2 - Except for "Hoom" of course  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Press it 0
User avatar #3 - kolpster (07/26/2013) [-]
It's the text at the top, too crowded to be understood.
#21 - It was a play on words using dyke instead of dick... … 07/25/2013 on Cleverbot Has Spoken. 0
#19 - Yeah, sometimes she can be such a dyke.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Cleverbot Has Spoken. +1
#20 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
That word...
#21 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
It was a play on words using dyke instead of dick...

I though it was funny though...
#17 - Not really. Happens to the best of us.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Cleverbot Has Spoken. 0
#18 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, she kinda wouldn't be allowed to join their group, anyway. For reasons...
#19 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, sometimes she can be such a dyke.
#20 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
That word...
#21 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
It was a play on words using dyke instead of dick...

I though it was funny though...
#15 - I do. I just assumed that she mustn't have gotten her cutie ma…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Cleverbot Has Spoken. 0
#16 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
Sometimes I'm retarded.
#17 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Not really. Happens to the best of us.
#18 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, she kinda wouldn't be allowed to join their group, anyway. For reasons...
#19 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, sometimes she can be such a dyke.
#20 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
That word...
#21 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
It was a play on words using dyke instead of dick...

I though it was funny though...
#12 - Why does she have her cutie mark? Isn't she in the CMC?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Cleverbot Has Spoken. 0
#14 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
#15 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
I do. I just assumed that she mustn't have gotten her cutie mark if she is in the CMC, as claimed by cleverbot.
#16 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
Sometimes I'm retarded.
#17 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Not really. Happens to the best of us.
#18 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, she kinda wouldn't be allowed to join their group, anyway. For reasons...
#19 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, sometimes she can be such a dyke.
#20 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
That word...
#21 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
It was a play on words using dyke instead of dick...

I though it was funny though...
#10 - "It says... You're gay ..." 07/25/2013 on How i feel going though... 0
#7 - Way to miss interpret/introduce meanings from Quran. I'll put …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on I think a feminazi just... 0
User avatar #9 - mornanddusk (07/26/2013) [-]
On a serious note:

Don't you think it should be impossible to misinterpret a supposed 'perfect' and divine book like the q'uran is heralded as? Shouldn't it be as clear as possible?

God clearly isn't very good at communicating his message. Why choose an uneducated shepherd/business man in the illiterate middle east? why not China - where they could already read? It's even more odd when you take into account God made it fully comprehensible solely for one 7th/8th language - despite being an omniscient god. Surely God would want to make his message as accessible as possible if he truly wants people to follow him? And why choose the medium of his the communication as text? wouldn't a moral omnipresent god use, i don't know, inbuilt telepathy perhaps? That would certainly be a much better medium - especially
considering most muslims don't speak or understand arabic - which pretty much necessitates translation - equaling various interpretations and forms of islam sunni, shi'a, sulafi, wahabi, taliban, alqaida, and every derivative practiced throughout the world - don't even try to say that islam hasn't change, as if the islam practised today is the same as muhammad's...)

Also, considering the q'uran is is taken as the LITERAL word of god, isn't it odd that it is so full of FIGURATIVE language...

-Sincerely, someone who was raised muslim from birth and formerly practiced the faith to the full.
User avatar #8 - spyisspy (07/26/2013) [-]
found the terrorist
#18 - Hey, some people like **** though. 07/25/2013 on Jury +1
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User avatar #29 - edsabbath (06/18/2012) [-]
Just so you know, I completely agree with your opinion on that Irish Wristwatch comment.

Peace.
#30 to #29 - zsabber (06/19/2012) [-]
thanks man, Im glad I found others like me in here. I have nothing against drinking it by yourself or with others. Youre not hurting anyone with it.

but what I hate the most is when community gives it a high place in it.

I knew I would get more red thumbs, but it seems that fj is being more accepting to opinions these days
User avatar #31 to #30 - edsabbath (06/21/2012) [-]
FJ is a bunch of pot smoking, alcoholic pony ******* nowadays.

I hate it. I don't even come here often now.
User avatar #27 - captainmuffbrow (06/12/2012) [-]
You win the cyber hug, well done sir :)
#28 to #27 - zsabber (06/14/2012) [-]
I do? YAY!
User avatar #23 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
Hello!!!!
#24 to #23 - zsabber (04/05/2012) [-]
Oh, hey...
User avatar #25 to #24 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
So have you read the latest Prequel update?
#26 to #25 - zsabber (04/05/2012) [-]
nah, I didn't. I was formatting my computer all week... do you know how many time I messed that up? God...
User avatar #16 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Hey i want you to know how much it means to me that you cared about my leaving.
But I am pleased to tell you that it was just an april fools joke.
Sorry I made you sad...
#17 to #16 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured, but thought I would tell you how I would feel just in case. I didn't want that to be true while thinking it was just a joke.

Anyway, I'm happy that it was a joke all along.
User avatar #18 to #17 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, one again it really does mean a lot that you cared enough to tell me.
You really are one of my best friends.
#19 to #18 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
HUGZZZZ....
HUGZZZZ....
#20 to #19 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...   
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
#21 to #20 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
aww avatar hugz
User avatar #22 to #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
the best hugs come from a guy who can controll all the elements
User avatar #1 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
One would assume the beard is prerequisite.
#2 to #1 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
it must be, or elsehow do they get in   
   
also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
it must be, or elsehow do they get in

also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
User avatar #3 to #2 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Noooooooooo.
Don't dooooo iiiitttt!!!!!
#4 to #3 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
even the site cant handle him
User avatar #5 to #4 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, that drean sequence was too creepy.
#6 to #5 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
I almost felt it when he impaled her....ouch
User avatar #7 to #6 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Quill weave, or Katia?
#8 to #7 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
....both
....both
User avatar #9 to #8 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
But when she woke up, everything was better.
#10 to #9 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, she got an inventory and everything   
   
I still need to continue beyond that
yeah, she got an inventory and everything

I still need to continue beyond that
#11 to #10 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
That's as far as you got?
That's as far as you got?
#12 to #11 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah...
yeah...
User avatar #13 to #12 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Ohhh, so you haven't made it to Kevatch yet?
#14 to #13 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
didnt get out the house yet   
   
I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
didnt get out the house yet

I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
#15 to #14 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
It will be legendary.   
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
It will be legendary.
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
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