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#208 - I'm running heavy armor, too. Was using Havel's until I got t…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/05/2014 on What were you expecting? +1
User avatar #210 - thesovereigngrave (02/05/2014) [-]
I actually use Havel's Armour, shield, and Dragon Tooth (+3). The club is devastating, and I love it. But I can't wear any rings, because I need to keep Havel's Ring on to use the set, and the other ring I use if the Ring of Favour and Protection (I think that's what it's called, it's the one that breaks if you take it off).

In fact, that's actually why I haven't gone after the Four Kings yet. I should probably just switch over to the Black Iron armour and after them...
User avatar #217 - magictheg (02/05/2014) [-]
You shouldn't have too much trouble with four kings running a strength build, but when you land in the abyss just start panning your camera and look for the first one, charge him and smash his face in until he dies then start looking for the next one and repeat until boss fight is won
User avatar #219 - thesovereigngrave (02/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm not too worried about the fight to be honest.
User avatar #216 - zraven (02/05/2014) [-]
The Dragon Tooth is fun and devastating, but it is really slow, and it's weight prohibits what else you can equip. Trust me, a lot of us really, REALLY wanted it to be more viable, especially since it's one of the only dragon weapons with strength scaling, but it's just too damned hard to cram into any builds, and too hard to hit with.

There are a lot of excellent great clubs in the game, with faster attack animations. Also, if you like that overhaed-slam-screwyou attack, the Zweihander's heavy des the same thing, with a faster windup, and it weighs a whopping 8 less than the tooth. I also believe it has a greater range. I recommend.
User avatar #221 - magictheg (02/05/2014) [-]
But the Zwei is a quality weapon and scales with both str and dex and from a pvp perspective it is very predictable and easy to dodge/parry most great axes have a overhead-slam-screwyou move set
User avatar #228 - zraven (02/05/2014) [-]
That they do. I was merely suggesting something that was easily available, effective, and had similar moves to the Dragon Tooth. Also, it's darned handy for PvE. knockdown-locking an enemy can be really, really helpful.
User avatar #218 - thesovereigngrave (02/05/2014) [-]
Well I mainly use it because it's aesthetically pleasing, since it matches Havel's armour.

If I do end up switching to the Black Iron armour, I'll probably switch over to my Black Knight Sword (+5). I have a sentimental attachment to that sword too, I got it from the Black Knight in Undead Burg, I finally got the stats to use it after I finished the Undead Parish, and then it was the only weapon I used until I got Dragon Tooth.
User avatar #226 - zraven (02/05/2014) [-]
Liking the look is an entirely viable reason to rock something in this game. And everything, ultimately, is viable, just harder to implement than other things.

One thing I will say, though, is to not be afraid to mix-and-match armor sets. It's a way to get you some great stat combos, and some really, really interesting looks. If you wanna feel a lil twisted for a while, equip all of Havel's set, but instead of the helm, use the Mask of the Child. You look like some sort of twisted serial-killer knight.

But yeah, mixing sets can give you a unique look. FIddle around with things, and settle on something that not only works, but you like the look of. It's much more rewarding.
User avatar #230 - thesovereigngrave (02/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, liking the way I look is fairly important to me, since I am constantly looking at my character. And the Masks you get from the necromancers are just kinda creepy in general.

And I don't think everything is viable. Like, for example, the whip. It and the spiked one are neat weapons, but I just can't figure out a viable way to use them.
User avatar #231 - zraven (02/05/2014) [-]
Um... dodge a lot, and hit even more? Yeah, I got nothing. Ok, MOST things are viable.
User avatar #232 - thesovereigngrave (02/05/2014) [-]
Haha, yeah. And it's really a pity, because they are cool weapons.
#202 - Heh, just beat in Nito's skull myself. He was easier than I t…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/05/2014 on What were you expecting? +2
User avatar #204 - thesovereigngrave (02/05/2014) [-]
Still haven't beaten Seath. And Nito was easy once I decided to say "fuck it" and go back to wielding Havel's everything, and I actually knew where he was. The problem was that he'd repeatedly do the attack where he thrusted his sword into the ground, and it fucking pops out of the ground below you and rapes your ass. And I couldn't find him before I died.
User avatar #208 - zraven (02/05/2014) [-]
I'm running heavy armor, too. Was using Havel's until I got the Black Iron set maxed out. Using that, Havels Ring, and the Ring of Favor and Protection, I'm able to wear that whole set, carry my Reinforced Club and a Demon Spear in my weapon hand, a Stone Shield and a talisman in my off hand, and still be under half load limit (40 endurance).

Likely going to find one piece of gear to swap out for something slightly lighter so I can carry Havel's shield and be under half-load. I love that shield.

For Seath, Havel's is a good set because of it's resistances, especially it's curse resist. Using it and the Cursebite ring, you can take two or three of his all-around-crystal-curse thingies and not die from being cursed. Get around behind him, between his main tail and one of his side-tails, and tear into him when he breath-weapons. block or roll away when he tail thrashes. Block or roll away when he does the all-around thingie. Bring 20 estus flask, and you should be ok.
User avatar #210 - thesovereigngrave (02/05/2014) [-]
I actually use Havel's Armour, shield, and Dragon Tooth (+3). The club is devastating, and I love it. But I can't wear any rings, because I need to keep Havel's Ring on to use the set, and the other ring I use if the Ring of Favour and Protection (I think that's what it's called, it's the one that breaks if you take it off).

In fact, that's actually why I haven't gone after the Four Kings yet. I should probably just switch over to the Black Iron armour and after them...
User avatar #217 - magictheg (02/05/2014) [-]
You shouldn't have too much trouble with four kings running a strength build, but when you land in the abyss just start panning your camera and look for the first one, charge him and smash his face in until he dies then start looking for the next one and repeat until boss fight is won
User avatar #219 - thesovereigngrave (02/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm not too worried about the fight to be honest.
User avatar #216 - zraven (02/05/2014) [-]
The Dragon Tooth is fun and devastating, but it is really slow, and it's weight prohibits what else you can equip. Trust me, a lot of us really, REALLY wanted it to be more viable, especially since it's one of the only dragon weapons with strength scaling, but it's just too damned hard to cram into any builds, and too hard to hit with.

There are a lot of excellent great clubs in the game, with faster attack animations. Also, if you like that overhaed-slam-screwyou attack, the Zweihander's heavy des the same thing, with a faster windup, and it weighs a whopping 8 less than the tooth. I also believe it has a greater range. I recommend.
User avatar #221 - magictheg (02/05/2014) [-]
But the Zwei is a quality weapon and scales with both str and dex and from a pvp perspective it is very predictable and easy to dodge/parry most great axes have a overhead-slam-screwyou move set
User avatar #228 - zraven (02/05/2014) [-]
That they do. I was merely suggesting something that was easily available, effective, and had similar moves to the Dragon Tooth. Also, it's darned handy for PvE. knockdown-locking an enemy can be really, really helpful.
User avatar #218 - thesovereigngrave (02/05/2014) [-]
Well I mainly use it because it's aesthetically pleasing, since it matches Havel's armour.

If I do end up switching to the Black Iron armour, I'll probably switch over to my Black Knight Sword (+5). I have a sentimental attachment to that sword too, I got it from the Black Knight in Undead Burg, I finally got the stats to use it after I finished the Undead Parish, and then it was the only weapon I used until I got Dragon Tooth.
User avatar #226 - zraven (02/05/2014) [-]
Liking the look is an entirely viable reason to rock something in this game. And everything, ultimately, is viable, just harder to implement than other things.

One thing I will say, though, is to not be afraid to mix-and-match armor sets. It's a way to get you some great stat combos, and some really, really interesting looks. If you wanna feel a lil twisted for a while, equip all of Havel's set, but instead of the helm, use the Mask of the Child. You look like some sort of twisted serial-killer knight.

But yeah, mixing sets can give you a unique look. FIddle around with things, and settle on something that not only works, but you like the look of. It's much more rewarding.
User avatar #230 - thesovereigngrave (02/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, liking the way I look is fairly important to me, since I am constantly looking at my character. And the Masks you get from the necromancers are just kinda creepy in general.

And I don't think everything is viable. Like, for example, the whip. It and the spiked one are neat weapons, but I just can't figure out a viable way to use them.
User avatar #231 - zraven (02/05/2014) [-]
Um... dodge a lot, and hit even more? Yeah, I got nothing. Ok, MOST things are viable.
User avatar #232 - thesovereigngrave (02/05/2014) [-]
Haha, yeah. And it's really a pity, because they are cool weapons.
#199 - Part of it is that Dark Souls 2 is coming out soon, so people …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on What were you expecting? 0
User avatar #211 - xapplemanx (02/05/2014) [-]
i never got past the first part i'm a pussy
#172 - EDIT: Oops, saw you were on 360. I'm PS3. Sorry. 02/05/2014 on What were you expecting? +1
#170 - Well, there are nicer ways to ask about dueling, but once I'm …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on What were you expecting? +1
User avatar #172 - zraven (02/05/2014) [-]
EDIT: Oops, saw you were on 360. I'm PS3. Sorry.
#166 - It's only about 17 used at Gamestop right now. If you trade i… 02/05/2014 on What were you expecting? 0
#163 - Oh, I don't mind him not telling you anything. I just think h… 02/05/2014 on What were you expecting? +1
#159 - I just do a heavy attack with a +15 reinforced club. Kinda o… 02/05/2014 on What were you expecting? 0
#157 - He's right. Once you're about to hit the "point of no re… 02/05/2014 on What were you expecting? 0
#155 - Oh, I'm not bitching. I honestly love games that don't hand-h…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2014 on What were you expecting? +1
User avatar #158 - andriod (02/05/2014) [-]
I wasn't talking about you, But more so the comments on your post.
Everyone seems to be hatin on my Crestfallen Bro
User avatar #163 - zraven (02/05/2014) [-]
Oh, I don't mind him not telling you anything. I just think he's kinda a jerk. Even Patches apologizes after he tries to kill you, and Lautrec is polite as he's trying to murder you to death. This guy is just a passive-aggressive jerk who gets his jollies on sending people to die looking for bells. He doesn't sell anything. He doesn't unlock anything. He doesn't drop anything. You'd eventually find the bells just screwing around. Killing him is a magical moment, but even in death, he quickly crushed that by dropping no loot. He's the Grinch of Dark Souls.
#153 - Yeah, I didn't realize it was him until after I'd killed him. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on What were you expecting? +1
User avatar #186 - neznanc (02/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I didn't recognize him immediately as well because he was hollowed.
#150 - OP here: Holy crap guys, front page? That's my first. Thank… 02/05/2014 on What were you expecting? 0
#69 - Well, get some Gatorade or some bullion cubes on hand. You'll… 01/16/2014 on Preparation 0
#184 - There is a huge, ridiculous difference between fantasizing abo… 01/16/2014 on Jinx cosplay +1
#22 - That only happens with Nokia's. Is why they suck a lot. Micr… 12/27/2013 on Damn you Apple 0
#10 - I enjoyed it, but it's kinda a letdown that there is only the …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Seems Legit 0
User avatar #13 - MrDeadiron (12/27/2013) [-]
and no real ending
User avatar #26 - yuukoku (12/27/2013) [-]
There's a real end. It's called "read the manga."
User avatar #28 - MrDeadiron (12/27/2013) [-]
How about you stop acting like a pretentious fuck?
User avatar #29 - yuukoku (12/27/2013) [-]
How about you read the manga?
User avatar #30 - MrDeadiron (12/27/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #31 - yuukoku (12/27/2013) [-]
k.
#9 - Comment deleted 12/27/2013 on Seems Legit 0
#6 - I want to play this video game. 12/26/2013 on octobear 0
#24 - preach 12/24/2013 on Story Of My Life 0
#91 - Comment deleted 12/24/2013 on hello? 0
#22 - Ferrero Rocher doesn't come in "Volley Ball" size. 12/18/2013 on They said I could only have... 0
#129 - ...is this for real?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on Junkmail 0
User avatar #131 - whiteusername (12/18/2013) [-]
yep
#26 - That's considered to be shipping a biohazard. Can get you int…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Junkmail +40
User avatar #90 - whiteusername (12/16/2013) [-]
Good call, he should use poopsenders.com let them fill out the necessary paperwork
User avatar #91 - whiteusername (12/16/2013) [-]
Jesus....it's shitsenders.com sorry I have kids
User avatar #129 - zraven (12/18/2013) [-]
...is this for real?
User avatar #131 - whiteusername (12/18/2013) [-]
yep
#552 - Originally, Missouri, but was only there until I was eight. M… 12/13/2013 on Breakfasts around the world 0
#15 - She looks like a younger version of Bailey Jay. 12/13/2013 on Impressive +1
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User avatar #22 - traffy (04/21/2014) [-]
resd
User avatar #23 to #22 - zraven (04/21/2014) [-]
You're going to have to be a little less vague there.
User avatar #2 to #1 - zraven (03/04/2013) [-]
...and now I'm terrified.
User avatar #4 to #3 - zraven (03/04/2013) [-]
not to be rude, but, do I know you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - zraven (03/05/2013) [-]
That's so informative, I might poop.
#7 to #6 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (03/05/2013) [-]
You haven't told me your name. I don't know if I know you.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zraven (03/05/2013) [-]
I mean, did you just message my profile at random?
User avatar #10 to #9 - zraven (03/05/2013) [-]
Ah, well, that's fair.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zraven (03/05/2013) [-]
Pretty sure I'm not hot enough to jerk off to, dude...
User avatar #14 to #13 - zraven (03/06/2013) [-]
you do realize I'm a guy, right?
User avatar #16 to #15 - zraven (03/06/2013) [-]
you are an interesting one...
User avatar #18 to #17 - zraven (03/07/2013) [-]
...that is an awesome gif.
User avatar #20 to #19 - zraven (03/08/2013) [-]
you seriously have a ton of gifs
#21 to #20 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (03/08/2013) [-]
What I need to do.
What I need to do.
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