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Date Signed Up:1/01/2011
Last Login:7/13/2014
Location:Norway
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#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Is it just me? +1
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#144 - Sweet, thanks! 07/07/2013 on story time 0
#105 - aah you removed it  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2013 on story time 0
User avatar #144 - zplatter (07/07/2013) [-]
Sweet, thanks!
#43 - For those that still aren't convinced that it's a dude (I was …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/05/2013 on man -6
User avatar #70 - smokekusheveryday (07/05/2013) [-]
Hey man a holes a hole right?
#68 - toomuchfj (07/05/2013) [-]
hfw
#64 - harri (07/05/2013) [-]
#62 - luiselvergas (07/05/2013) [-]
#60 - cdula (07/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 - princeofbrokensoul (07/05/2013) [-]
lord
#96 - You shouldn't apologize for other girls being ***** …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Poor guy +4
User avatar #97 - elmerfarted (07/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#1 - Nah, it's gross if you're not wearing your skin.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on .. 0
User avatar #2 - hotsamrj (07/01/2013) [-]
i prefer not, ecause i like the feeling of it
#65 - Picture 06/03/2013 on fluffy pony +2
#4 - must be eating if you're using your teeth 06/03/2013 on Figure It Out 0
#27 - quite, really destroy the hate on the phrase "Go *… 05/23/2013 on Philosophy at it's best +1
#25 - So when you **** someone, you're still just …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Philosophy at it's best +2
User avatar #26 - coshocker (05/23/2013) [-]
You will be fucking me... I will be fucking you.

As someone else, but we are the same. We are one person.

This shit is deep...
User avatar #27 - zplatter (05/23/2013) [-]
quite, really destroy the hate on the phrase "Go fuck yourself"
#12 - oh, my steam is zplatter2 personally I don't like smite mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on About the Xbox 0
User avatar #13 - ilovetocuddle (05/23/2013) [-]
I love the 3rd person view, but everyone has their preferences.
I was introduced to MOBA by Guardians of middle earth, so anything is an improvement really.
#9 - add me "zplatter" if you want someone to play with  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on About the Xbox 0
User avatar #10 - ilovetocuddle (05/22/2013) [-]
Add you through what steam? And I'll be on smite first seeing how I have a whole group. I still have to wait for everything to ship in friday.
User avatar #12 - zplatter (05/22/2013) [-]
oh, my steam is zplatter2 personally I don't like smite most because of the lag having too much of an impact, otherwise I'm just done with 3rd person view
User avatar #13 - ilovetocuddle (05/23/2013) [-]
I love the 3rd person view, but everyone has their preferences.
I was introduced to MOBA by Guardians of middle earth, so anything is an improvement really.
#7 - I would say that it's an arena style game, with overhead view …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2013 on About the Xbox 0
User avatar #8 - ilovetocuddle (05/22/2013) [-]
Sounds nifty I'll check it out.
User avatar #9 - zplatter (05/22/2013) [-]
add me "zplatter" if you want someone to play with
User avatar #10 - ilovetocuddle (05/22/2013) [-]
Add you through what steam? And I'll be on smite first seeing how I have a whole group. I still have to wait for everything to ship in friday.
User avatar #12 - zplatter (05/22/2013) [-]
oh, my steam is zplatter2 personally I don't like smite most because of the lag having too much of an impact, otherwise I'm just done with 3rd person view
User avatar #13 - ilovetocuddle (05/23/2013) [-]
I love the 3rd person view, but everyone has their preferences.
I was introduced to MOBA by Guardians of middle earth, so anything is an improvement really.
#5 - Bloodline champions is a game I would really recommend, for me…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/22/2013 on About the Xbox 0
User avatar #6 - ilovetocuddle (05/22/2013) [-]
Is it a moba?
User avatar #7 - zplatter (05/22/2013) [-]
I would say that it's an arena style game, with overhead view and fps gameplay, it looks like lol in the viewpoint and you move around with WASD and aim at your enemies.
User avatar #8 - ilovetocuddle (05/22/2013) [-]
Sounds nifty I'll check it out.
User avatar #9 - zplatter (05/22/2013) [-]
add me "zplatter" if you want someone to play with
User avatar #10 - ilovetocuddle (05/22/2013) [-]
Add you through what steam? And I'll be on smite first seeing how I have a whole group. I still have to wait for everything to ship in friday.
User avatar #12 - zplatter (05/22/2013) [-]
oh, my steam is zplatter2 personally I don't like smite most because of the lag having too much of an impact, otherwise I'm just done with 3rd person view
User avatar #13 - ilovetocuddle (05/23/2013) [-]
I love the 3rd person view, but everyone has their preferences.
I was introduced to MOBA by Guardians of middle earth, so anything is an improvement really.
#10 - I did the same aswell a couple of years ago. My biggest proble… 05/22/2013 on the only reason i likedthe... +1
#8 - wow that's ******** ! Hurry up man, get a computer…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on the only reason i likedthe... +1
User avatar #9 - malinko (05/22/2013) [-]
i already have a nice computer. and I dont plan on buying ANY of the new systems. they are too fucking money hungry. trying to make me pay for a game after i pay for a game. or making me pay just to borrow a game to try it. thats really how i bought all my games. a friend owned it, i tried it, liked it, then bought it. so they gonna lose money
User avatar #10 - zplatter (05/22/2013) [-]
I did the same aswell a couple of years ago. My biggest problem is nintendo though, I literally buy the system for ONE game, can't say the other games aren't good, but the smash bros. series is my biggest reason for buying it
#6 - didn't xbox do the same as ps3? so you only need an account bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2013 on the only reason i likedthe... +2
User avatar #7 - malinko (05/22/2013) [-]
no, you have to set up an account (aka gamertag) and then if you want to play any of you games online you have to either pay $9.99 a month for gold or buy xbox live gold membership cards at like walmart. normally cheaper with the cards.

the new xbox system, each game has to be downloaded to the owners gamertag, and if you loan that game to one of your friends, they have to pay a fee to be able to play it on their gamertag as well. so if you have a family expect to pay for each person that has an account on that xbox, which you have to if you want to play together.

Idk, game companies are fucking bullshit anymore, whatever happened to buying a system, then buying a game and that was the end of the fucking story.
User avatar #8 - zplatter (05/22/2013) [-]
wow that's bullshit! Hurry up man, get a computer, get a controller if you really need it aswell.
User avatar #9 - malinko (05/22/2013) [-]
i already have a nice computer. and I dont plan on buying ANY of the new systems. they are too fucking money hungry. trying to make me pay for a game after i pay for a game. or making me pay just to borrow a game to try it. thats really how i bought all my games. a friend owned it, i tried it, liked it, then bought it. so they gonna lose money
User avatar #10 - zplatter (05/22/2013) [-]
I did the same aswell a couple of years ago. My biggest problem is nintendo though, I literally buy the system for ONE game, can't say the other games aren't good, but the smash bros. series is my biggest reason for buying it
#35 - I thought this was normal :S I just thought women were evil fo… 05/18/2013 on A Hundred Orgasms A Day 0
#113 - sounds sweet, I should try to import some when I can =) 05/18/2013 on I don't think Coca-Cola... 0
#111 - I'm from norway, we don't have that here, is it better?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2013 on I don't think Coca-Cola... +1
#119 - hockeynerd (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but Dr Pepper is just better. Anyone who disagrees is wrong. All hail the Pepper.
User avatar #112 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/18/2013) [-]
A lot better.
User avatar #113 - zplatter (05/18/2013) [-]
sounds sweet, I should try to import some when I can =)
#94 - All hail the glorious Dr.Pepper!  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2013 on I don't think Coca-Cola... +1
User avatar #106 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/18/2013) [-]
Dr. Pepper is just watered out Mr. Pibb
User avatar #111 - zplatter (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm from norway, we don't have that here, is it better?
#119 - hockeynerd (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but Dr Pepper is just better. Anyone who disagrees is wrong. All hail the Pepper.
User avatar #112 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/18/2013) [-]
A lot better.
User avatar #113 - zplatter (05/18/2013) [-]
sounds sweet, I should try to import some when I can =)
#2 - When are breasts not the breasts you're looking for? Breasts A…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Jedi Mind Trick 0
#6 - curses (05/15/2013) [-]
Unless now that is 90 year old saggy tits. Actually I think somewhere around 40 to 50+ they lose their value.
User avatar #18 - hybredmoon (05/15/2013) [-]
Nope, I'd look just to say I know what 90 year old tits look like.
#19 - well, no matter how smart you think/know you are, riddles can … 05/14/2013 on Riddles 0
#13 - those ******* faces-.- 05/14/2013 on Riddles 0
#12 - Well, breath could be something, considering it can be held …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Riddles 0
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User avatar #19 - zplatter (05/14/2013) [-]
well, no matter how smart you think/know you are, riddles can fuck you over big time, since you have too look at it from the creators logical perspective.
User avatar #16 - sepheroth (05/14/2013) [-]
Breath! That's genius! You can hold it, you can feel it, you can't touch it, it flies through the air, and if you live somewhere colder then you can see it!
User avatar #13 - zplatter (05/14/2013) [-]
those fucking faces-.-
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User avatar #7 - Denmarrk (01/18/2014) [-]
WAT
I DIDN'T EV TRAIN MY LUCARIO
IS HE THAT GOOD?
User avatar #8 to #7 - zplatter (01/18/2014) [-]
Not really, just seemed more tanky then I'm used too That's why I was wondering WHAT you EV trained him in
User avatar #9 to #8 - Denmarrk (01/18/2014) [-]
I didn't EV train him in anything, if it matters at all I'm EV training my Riolu in W2 in Special Attack and Speed.
User avatar #10 to #9 - zplatter (01/18/2014) [-]
not bad, he can become a good sweeper =)
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