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#8 - If you're using something flashy I would recommend this one ^_^  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on Flufflepuff +2
User avatar #9 - djrainbowdash (08/28/2013) [-]
Now that one is perfect, similar to the one I have.
#3 - She's made of fluff, I bet even her bones are fluffy! …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Flufflepuff +3
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#6 - djrainbowdash (08/28/2013) [-]
Sweet! I'll exchange that for my current Dashie wallpaper
#8 - zplatter (08/28/2013) [-]
If you're using something flashy I would recommend this one ^_^
User avatar #9 - djrainbowdash (08/28/2013) [-]
Now that one is perfect, similar to the one I have.
#106 - Do you seriously think you need 8mbit to be able to play online? 08/28/2013 on Speed Test 0
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#21 - I am aware of that, I was probably fapping a month before it c… 08/25/2013 on Snot. -2
#19 - The only ones I know that didn't cum until that age, is the on…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Snot. -3
#20 - auditor (08/25/2013) [-]
I didn't. It's very interesting. You can still reach an orgasm before puberty, but you can't actually ejaculate.
User avatar #21 - zplatter (08/25/2013) [-]
I am aware of that, I was probably fapping a month before it came something out, it didn't come to me as a shock because of porn but it made things more complicated xD
#22 - Thanks for the info =)  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on Grand Theft 4chan 0
#23 - tmgrskat (08/20/2013) [-]
I did it because I'm a gentleman, you can recognise me from my distinct fedora. It's grandiose, per se, and also my trademark. I am also a militant atheist and into jazz... if you're into radio shit don't bother messaging me.
#21 - sweet, do you know if there is more of her?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Grand Theft 4chan 0
User avatar #27 - mrhazzy (08/20/2013) [-]
It's from a "Naked salute for Prince Harry"

Because Prince Harry was photographed naked, and the troops are showing their support of him. so unfortunately there is no more of her...
User avatar #67 - themightymrplow (08/20/2013) [-]
Bullshit. I demand more.
User avatar #71 - trollchildxy (08/21/2013) [-]
Agreed. Use counter-image searches, find the woman and ask her man for the nudes!
#1 - boobs in the upper left corner, got source?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Grand Theft 4chan +10
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try furry board
I understand. Dem man-boobs.
User avatar #18 - tmgrskat (08/20/2013) [-]
pst... comment 15
User avatar #22 - zplatter (08/20/2013) [-]
Thanks for the info =)
#23 - tmgrskat (08/20/2013) [-]
I did it because I'm a gentleman, you can recognise me from my distinct fedora. It's grandiose, per se, and also my trademark. I am also a militant atheist and into jazz... if you're into radio shit don't bother messaging me.
User avatar #11 - trollchildxy (08/20/2013) [-]
If you find one, leme know.
User avatar #19 - tmgrskat (08/20/2013) [-]
comment #15
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User avatar #17 - themurp (08/07/2013) [-]
It depends on the ad service. Some are by click and some are by views. Some know if people are using adblock. I always click on ads if I think it's worth my time. Although; I usually don't think they're worth my time.
#59 - And if those reactions are visible, it will probably be a bigg…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Oh Tumblr... 0
User avatar #60 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I suppose I could be serious, but I don't know if he would be able to. He's never serious, always cracking jokes and making people laugh. The only time that he's serious is when he's sad.
User avatar #89 - themightymrplow (08/08/2013) [-]
With all the information given I have concluded that you are either a man pretending to be a girl for whatever reason guys like to do that, or you're an extremely fat girl who has that size boobs from being, well, fat... and also probably a guy I mean come on it's the internet
User avatar #156 - weirdvintagegirl (08/08/2013) [-]
Uh....I'm neither of those. I'm a 5 foot tall 15 year old girl who isn't fat at all. I only weigh 120. Big boobs run in the family.
User avatar #62 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
Well, go for it playfully at first and let it escalate, even if you have to do it by force xD This is considering he is single though, you don't want to be that girl who stole a guy
#53 - I thought secret santa was secret so he wouldn't know who it w…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Oh Tumblr... 0
User avatar #55 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
He kept telling me he was wondering who at was, and I finally told him at the end of the week so he knew I was thinking about him. I think he liked the gesture.

Oh god, I don't even know what he would do if I kissed him. I don't even know if I'd be able to do it, I'd be so nervous and scared!
User avatar #59 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
And if those reactions are visible, it will probably be a bigger hint then what you have done so far even if you cannot kiss him, but if the mood is right and you can't kiss him, try talking to him, if you're straightforward (f.ex saying that you want to take your friendship to the next level or being more direct and saying that you love him) he should get the point. If he still doesn't know it beyond this point, he's blocking it out on purpose because he thinks you must be joking
User avatar #60 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I suppose I could be serious, but I don't know if he would be able to. He's never serious, always cracking jokes and making people laugh. The only time that he's serious is when he's sad.
User avatar #89 - themightymrplow (08/08/2013) [-]
With all the information given I have concluded that you are either a man pretending to be a girl for whatever reason guys like to do that, or you're an extremely fat girl who has that size boobs from being, well, fat... and also probably a guy I mean come on it's the internet
User avatar #156 - weirdvintagegirl (08/08/2013) [-]
Uh....I'm neither of those. I'm a 5 foot tall 15 year old girl who isn't fat at all. I only weigh 120. Big boobs run in the family.
User avatar #62 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
Well, go for it playfully at first and let it escalate, even if you have to do it by force xD This is considering he is single though, you don't want to be that girl who stole a guy
#48 - 15 year old guy not wanting sex, that wasn't normal in my town…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Oh Tumblr... 0
User avatar #51 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I gave him thoughtful secret Santa presents at Christmas, and I give him hugs all the time. I've even given him a few kisses on the cheek, but it's like he's totally oblivious.
User avatar #53 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
I thought secret santa was secret so he wouldn't know who it was but I would recommend that you at least kiss him on the lips if you want him to acknowledge it somehow, hugs and cheek kisses are pretty friendly.
User avatar #55 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
He kept telling me he was wondering who at was, and I finally told him at the end of the week so he knew I was thinking about him. I think he liked the gesture.

Oh god, I don't even know what he would do if I kissed him. I don't even know if I'd be able to do it, I'd be so nervous and scared!
User avatar #59 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
And if those reactions are visible, it will probably be a bigger hint then what you have done so far even if you cannot kiss him, but if the mood is right and you can't kiss him, try talking to him, if you're straightforward (f.ex saying that you want to take your friendship to the next level or being more direct and saying that you love him) he should get the point. If he still doesn't know it beyond this point, he's blocking it out on purpose because he thinks you must be joking
User avatar #60 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I suppose I could be serious, but I don't know if he would be able to. He's never serious, always cracking jokes and making people laugh. The only time that he's serious is when he's sad.
User avatar #89 - themightymrplow (08/08/2013) [-]
With all the information given I have concluded that you are either a man pretending to be a girl for whatever reason guys like to do that, or you're an extremely fat girl who has that size boobs from being, well, fat... and also probably a guy I mean come on it's the internet
User avatar #156 - weirdvintagegirl (08/08/2013) [-]
Uh....I'm neither of those. I'm a 5 foot tall 15 year old girl who isn't fat at all. I only weigh 120. Big boobs run in the family.
User avatar #62 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
Well, go for it playfully at first and let it escalate, even if you have to do it by force xD This is considering he is single though, you don't want to be that girl who stole a guy
#46 - That might be many reasons, but speaking from my own and frien…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Oh Tumblr... 0
User avatar #47 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
Intimidating how? Hmm. And yes, I have made a move, but he didn't even notice. I've tried several times. And it upsets me he doesn't exactly see that I like him, because he's dating girls that are definitely not his type and are pressuring him into sex, which he doesn't want at this age.
User avatar #48 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
15 year old guy not wanting sex, that wasn't normal in my town at least And I wonder what you did since he didn't notice, what you might think is a clear signal he might just think is something silly or playful. And just remember, not everyone likes boobs either and if he doesn't want sex he can't be thinking about boobs
User avatar #51 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I gave him thoughtful secret Santa presents at Christmas, and I give him hugs all the time. I've even given him a few kisses on the cheek, but it's like he's totally oblivious.
User avatar #53 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
I thought secret santa was secret so he wouldn't know who it was but I would recommend that you at least kiss him on the lips if you want him to acknowledge it somehow, hugs and cheek kisses are pretty friendly.
User avatar #55 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
He kept telling me he was wondering who at was, and I finally told him at the end of the week so he knew I was thinking about him. I think he liked the gesture.

Oh god, I don't even know what he would do if I kissed him. I don't even know if I'd be able to do it, I'd be so nervous and scared!
User avatar #59 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
And if those reactions are visible, it will probably be a bigger hint then what you have done so far even if you cannot kiss him, but if the mood is right and you can't kiss him, try talking to him, if you're straightforward (f.ex saying that you want to take your friendship to the next level or being more direct and saying that you love him) he should get the point. If he still doesn't know it beyond this point, he's blocking it out on purpose because he thinks you must be joking
User avatar #60 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I suppose I could be serious, but I don't know if he would be able to. He's never serious, always cracking jokes and making people laugh. The only time that he's serious is when he's sad.
User avatar #89 - themightymrplow (08/08/2013) [-]
With all the information given I have concluded that you are either a man pretending to be a girl for whatever reason guys like to do that, or you're an extremely fat girl who has that size boobs from being, well, fat... and also probably a guy I mean come on it's the internet
User avatar #156 - weirdvintagegirl (08/08/2013) [-]
Uh....I'm neither of those. I'm a 5 foot tall 15 year old girl who isn't fat at all. I only weigh 120. Big boobs run in the family.
User avatar #62 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
Well, go for it playfully at first and let it escalate, even if you have to do it by force xD This is considering he is single though, you don't want to be that girl who stole a guy
#44 - You should take more pride in your awesome breasticles, you ca…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Oh Tumblr... +3
User avatar #45 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
Well then. If guys want me, why the hell don't I have a boyfriend?!
#76 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Well, have you ever considered that people think you are very dumb? Fat? Annoying? Or maybe a bitch? I'm posting anon since all these fj losers will defend you till the end.
#106 - bknob (08/08/2013) [-]
Wow, you must be a real tough guy, logging out to be a dick under anonymity.
User avatar #46 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
That might be many reasons, but speaking from my own and friends experience, you might be intimidating. Have you ever made the move on a guy you like?
User avatar #47 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
Intimidating how? Hmm. And yes, I have made a move, but he didn't even notice. I've tried several times. And it upsets me he doesn't exactly see that I like him, because he's dating girls that are definitely not his type and are pressuring him into sex, which he doesn't want at this age.
User avatar #48 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
15 year old guy not wanting sex, that wasn't normal in my town at least And I wonder what you did since he didn't notice, what you might think is a clear signal he might just think is something silly or playful. And just remember, not everyone likes boobs either and if he doesn't want sex he can't be thinking about boobs
User avatar #51 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I gave him thoughtful secret Santa presents at Christmas, and I give him hugs all the time. I've even given him a few kisses on the cheek, but it's like he's totally oblivious.
User avatar #53 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
I thought secret santa was secret so he wouldn't know who it was but I would recommend that you at least kiss him on the lips if you want him to acknowledge it somehow, hugs and cheek kisses are pretty friendly.
User avatar #55 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
He kept telling me he was wondering who at was, and I finally told him at the end of the week so he knew I was thinking about him. I think he liked the gesture.

Oh god, I don't even know what he would do if I kissed him. I don't even know if I'd be able to do it, I'd be so nervous and scared!
User avatar #59 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
And if those reactions are visible, it will probably be a bigger hint then what you have done so far even if you cannot kiss him, but if the mood is right and you can't kiss him, try talking to him, if you're straightforward (f.ex saying that you want to take your friendship to the next level or being more direct and saying that you love him) he should get the point. If he still doesn't know it beyond this point, he's blocking it out on purpose because he thinks you must be joking
User avatar #60 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I suppose I could be serious, but I don't know if he would be able to. He's never serious, always cracking jokes and making people laugh. The only time that he's serious is when he's sad.
User avatar #89 - themightymrplow (08/08/2013) [-]
With all the information given I have concluded that you are either a man pretending to be a girl for whatever reason guys like to do that, or you're an extremely fat girl who has that size boobs from being, well, fat... and also probably a guy I mean come on it's the internet
User avatar #156 - weirdvintagegirl (08/08/2013) [-]
Uh....I'm neither of those. I'm a 5 foot tall 15 year old girl who isn't fat at all. I only weigh 120. Big boobs run in the family.
User avatar #62 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
Well, go for it playfully at first and let it escalate, even if you have to do it by force xD This is considering he is single though, you don't want to be that girl who stole a guy
#41 - How can that be bothersome!?  [+] (16 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Oh Tumblr... 0
User avatar #43 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I get stares all the time from guys at school since the majority of the other girls are somewhat flat chested. Girls look at them, too, with envy (I presume) when we change out for gym.
User avatar #44 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
You should take more pride in your awesome breasticles, you can never get away with people staring at them, at least not until you turn 50 or something or they have a bad case of the sags!

Just remember that guys want you and girls wanna be you =)
User avatar #45 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
Well then. If guys want me, why the hell don't I have a boyfriend?!
#76 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Well, have you ever considered that people think you are very dumb? Fat? Annoying? Or maybe a bitch? I'm posting anon since all these fj losers will defend you till the end.
#106 - bknob (08/08/2013) [-]
Wow, you must be a real tough guy, logging out to be a dick under anonymity.
User avatar #46 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
That might be many reasons, but speaking from my own and friends experience, you might be intimidating. Have you ever made the move on a guy you like?
User avatar #47 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
Intimidating how? Hmm. And yes, I have made a move, but he didn't even notice. I've tried several times. And it upsets me he doesn't exactly see that I like him, because he's dating girls that are definitely not his type and are pressuring him into sex, which he doesn't want at this age.
User avatar #48 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
15 year old guy not wanting sex, that wasn't normal in my town at least And I wonder what you did since he didn't notice, what you might think is a clear signal he might just think is something silly or playful. And just remember, not everyone likes boobs either and if he doesn't want sex he can't be thinking about boobs
User avatar #51 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I gave him thoughtful secret Santa presents at Christmas, and I give him hugs all the time. I've even given him a few kisses on the cheek, but it's like he's totally oblivious.
User avatar #53 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
I thought secret santa was secret so he wouldn't know who it was but I would recommend that you at least kiss him on the lips if you want him to acknowledge it somehow, hugs and cheek kisses are pretty friendly.
User avatar #55 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
He kept telling me he was wondering who at was, and I finally told him at the end of the week so he knew I was thinking about him. I think he liked the gesture.

Oh god, I don't even know what he would do if I kissed him. I don't even know if I'd be able to do it, I'd be so nervous and scared!
User avatar #59 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
And if those reactions are visible, it will probably be a bigger hint then what you have done so far even if you cannot kiss him, but if the mood is right and you can't kiss him, try talking to him, if you're straightforward (f.ex saying that you want to take your friendship to the next level or being more direct and saying that you love him) he should get the point. If he still doesn't know it beyond this point, he's blocking it out on purpose because he thinks you must be joking
User avatar #60 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I suppose I could be serious, but I don't know if he would be able to. He's never serious, always cracking jokes and making people laugh. The only time that he's serious is when he's sad.
User avatar #89 - themightymrplow (08/08/2013) [-]
With all the information given I have concluded that you are either a man pretending to be a girl for whatever reason guys like to do that, or you're an extremely fat girl who has that size boobs from being, well, fat... and also probably a guy I mean come on it's the internet
User avatar #156 - weirdvintagegirl (08/08/2013) [-]
Uh....I'm neither of those. I'm a 5 foot tall 15 year old girl who isn't fat at all. I only weigh 120. Big boobs run in the family.
User avatar #62 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
Well, go for it playfully at first and let it escalate, even if you have to do it by force xD This is considering he is single though, you don't want to be that girl who stole a guy
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User avatar #7 - Denmarrk (01/18/2014) [-]
WAT
I DIDN'T EV TRAIN MY LUCARIO
IS HE THAT GOOD?
User avatar #8 to #7 - zplatter ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Not really, just seemed more tanky then I'm used too That's why I was wondering WHAT you EV trained him in
User avatar #9 to #8 - Denmarrk (01/18/2014) [-]
I didn't EV train him in anything, if it matters at all I'm EV training my Riolu in W2 in Special Attack and Speed.
User avatar #10 to #9 - zplatter ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
not bad, he can become a good sweeper =)
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