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Gender: male
Age: 25
Consoles Owned: Nintendo 3ds, wii
Video Games Played: WoW, BLC, LoL, GW2
Interests: Games, Anime, Manga, Comedy
Date Signed Up:1/01/2011
Last Login:5/07/2015
Location:Norway
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#66 - where do I sign to do the interns at pornhub?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2014 on 3 Dicks +9
User avatar #67 - spanishninja (03/17/2014) [-]
give me an answer
User avatar #68 - zplatter (03/17/2014) [-]
I thought you could help me after you became an intern at pornhub
#17 - it's more likely ho-oh, **** ho-oh! 03/15/2014 on (untitled) 0
#39 - At least she's considerate ^_^ . I would say if it's a guy, yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on Jeopardy 0
User avatar #40 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
I think that's a fair point of view.
#34 - personally I would say give and get, even though this is somet…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Jeopardy 0
User avatar #35 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
I know I've expressed to her that if she wanted to I would, but I've also expressed I probably wouldn't like it very much and I think that's keeping her from doing it That and I have no clue who we'd do it with.
User avatar #39 - zplatter (03/15/2014) [-]
At least she's considerate ^_^ . I would say if it's a guy, your choice, if it's a girl, her choice. At least that's my view on 3ways. Or it can be discussed
User avatar #40 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
I think that's a fair point of view.
#25 - And you're objecting it because you don't want to cross swords…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Jeopardy 0
User avatar #30 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
As I said below the whole gay thing doesn't bother me that much, and I'm more in it for the relationship than the booty.
User avatar #34 - zplatter (03/15/2014) [-]
personally I would say give and get, even though this is something you don't want, it is something she wants (or at least it sounds like that).
User avatar #35 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
I know I've expressed to her that if she wanted to I would, but I've also expressed I probably wouldn't like it very much and I think that's keeping her from doing it That and I have no clue who we'd do it with.
User avatar #39 - zplatter (03/15/2014) [-]
At least she's considerate ^_^ . I would say if it's a guy, your choice, if it's a girl, her choice. At least that's my view on 3ways. Or it can be discussed
User avatar #40 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
I think that's a fair point of view.
#3 - ofc he won't listen, he's Bronze V!  [+] (5 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Back you dirty ape! Back! +2
#6 - sirfapaton (03/10/2014) [-]
He then also said that "You're not even better than me. "
Tried explaining to him that he's in bronze5 for a reason. Terrible positioning, practically no last-hitting and so on. To make it worse, he blamed it on everyone else, as you'd expect from a Bronze V.
His response? He went to cry on the forums how all gold and above players are so rude to bronze, telling them they're bad players and how "There are good players in bronze 5 also, even some better than platinum."

I laughed so hard
User avatar #37 - christheace (03/11/2014) [-]
Mind running a match or two with me? I'm Silver V
User avatar #71 - sirfapaton (03/11/2014) [-]
I'm terribly rusty in the game as I haven't really played it as much after season3 ended so I probably don't play like a gold would.

Basically; learn how to last hit, ward, pay attention to the minimap. Now, I'm not sure what role you play mostly. I mostly jungled & support season3

Jungler needs to know when to gank what lanes. Like for example, if the top lane is 0/3/0, you might want to think is it worth going to the lane as it's really risky to gank. Can't even remember how many games I had my lanes feed + then complain about needing ganks. While they all over extend without wards.

You'd learn more from watching streamers like Nightblu3 or some others that explain why they do things that they do. I find it awfully hard to explain my reasoning in doing something that I do
User avatar #7 - kingchow (03/10/2014) [-]
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People like this are really pathetic imo not that I'm the one to talk since I'm only SIlver IV but they should understand that it can't be always their way and they have to be really consistent to get to higher ratings.Everyone can dream for success, tough.
User avatar #9 - sirfapaton (03/10/2014) [-]
It also requires a lot of practice. Nobody is a excellent when they start playing. A lot of bronze players do make the mistake of starting ranked instantly upon hitting 30 and having only learned 1champion or 2 and having only 2 rune pages.

Like I played my first rankeds in season1. I was just absolutely terrible and quit the ranked. I would've probably gone below bronze Ah the glorious days when you actually had to have some skill to hit even bronze.I could be wrong but the bronze 5-3 wouldn't be enough for that.

Obviously if you don't try learning from your mistakes you will never get better. Sure, some are better in the start. And not all can find success.
#6 - right click, view image in new tab or window, use that url and…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2014 on Disney I.... 0
User avatar #9 - mattdoggy (03/07/2014) [-]
tried but it wouldn't load for her, idk why
#72 - local wireless 03/06/2014 on Shiny 0
#19 - download a NDS emulator and get heartgold soulsilver instead, … 03/02/2014 on Flash games 0
#204 - If you find something nicer you just wake up the sleeping drag… 02/28/2014 on Do you Fap? 0
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on I want to die like this +1
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#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 02/27/2014 on I want to die like this 0
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#14 - mixedfeelings Comment deleted by zplatter
#2 - Because he's gaming on a crappy laptop.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Gaming on mac +95
#13 - awesomechardey (02/24/2014) [-]
you can't see if he is gaming.
User avatar #48 - demcupcakes (02/24/2014) [-]
"Gaming on a mac"
#56 - awesomechardey (02/24/2014) [-]
thats just what op was naming the content.
User avatar #4 - yunouppercase (02/24/2014) [-]
with a wireless mouse
#7 - And that is why you use pokemon showdown for competitive and t… 02/14/2014 on Unpopular opinion Piplup 0
#4 - Feels like I'm missing something, can't see that it says anyth…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on CAN ANYONE SOLVE THIS RIDDLE 0
User avatar #13 - wotlqq (02/15/2014) [-]
House number one
#2 - reversed gif  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2014 on There you go +45
User avatar #3 - wishingwell (02/13/2014) [-]
yeah prolly right, I just thought it looks like he's moving forward
#13 - ROADHOUSE (02/14/2014) [-]
If you look at the people in foreground it looks like he is moving forward but if you look at the crowd in the background you realize he is moving backwards.
#138 - oh nice, OP wrote incorrectly then, because tying it around yo… 02/10/2014 on Fun Game +2
#8 - That would be incorrect, if that were possible the rope wouldn…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2014 on Fun Game +49
User avatar #160 - Leopard (02/10/2014) [-]
There's no real way to do it. When you tie you're self with the other person, it's just a linked chain. This activity was created for virgin males to fool dumb hot girls with huge tits to do this with them. Trying to solve the puzzle would result in a lot of awkward hugging.
User avatar #100 - kombee (02/10/2014) [-]
No, that is how they designed the experiment. There wouldn't be any other way to do it otherwise. Look at this video for how it's done at 5:30
"Cloud in a Bottle" & other cool science tricks - Live Experiments (Ep 37) - Head Squeeze
User avatar #138 - zplatter (02/10/2014) [-]
oh nice, OP wrote incorrectly then, because tying it around your wrist would (at least in my head) mean that it is tight.
User avatar #10 - mrgoodlove (02/09/2014) [-]
Why don't you try it first buddy
#16 - that sux to hear Glad that you were able to get it for fre… 01/31/2014 on Free Zelda Game (Check... 0
#7 - I already got this through ambassador =D  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Free Zelda Game (Check... 0
User avatar #8 - makejuicebro (01/30/2014) [-]
I had it during the 25th anniversary but then got my 3ds stolen, so im pretty glad they brought it back
User avatar #16 - zplatter (01/31/2014) [-]
that sux to hear Glad that you were able to get it for free again though =D
#85 - thought you were murica 01/24/2014 on Are you a 90s kid? 0
#83 - what? 01/24/2014 on Are you a 90s kid? +1
#81 - I'm not working at minimum wage, probably the lowest of the ed… 01/24/2014 on Are you a 90s kid? 0
#77 - They should be, used the currency where 1usd is worth 6.11nkr,… 01/24/2014 on Are you a 90s kid? 0
#75 - I know the feeling bro, I made 81.750usd last year and I payed… 01/24/2014 on Are you a 90s kid? 0

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User avatar #7 - Denmarrk (01/18/2014) [-]
WAT
I DIDN'T EV TRAIN MY LUCARIO
IS HE THAT GOOD?
User avatar #8 to #7 - zplatter ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Not really, just seemed more tanky then I'm used too That's why I was wondering WHAT you EV trained him in
User avatar #9 to #8 - Denmarrk (01/18/2014) [-]
I didn't EV train him in anything, if it matters at all I'm EV training my Riolu in W2 in Special Attack and Speed.
User avatar #10 to #9 - zplatter ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
not bad, he can become a good sweeper =)
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