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#62 - Well, go for it playfully at first and let it escalate, even i… 08/07/2013 on Oh Tumblr... 0
#12 - Respect for that, but don't you need to click on one of the ad…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2013 on I hate that shit 0
User avatar #17 - themurp (08/07/2013) [-]
It depends on the ad service. Some are by click and some are by views. Some know if people are using adblock. I always click on ads if I think it's worth my time. Although; I usually don't think they're worth my time.
#59 - And if those reactions are visible, it will probably be a bigg…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Oh Tumblr... 0
User avatar #60 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I suppose I could be serious, but I don't know if he would be able to. He's never serious, always cracking jokes and making people laugh. The only time that he's serious is when he's sad.
User avatar #89 - themightymrplow (08/08/2013) [-]
With all the information given I have concluded that you are either a man pretending to be a girl for whatever reason guys like to do that, or you're an extremely fat girl who has that size boobs from being, well, fat... and also probably a guy I mean come on it's the internet
User avatar #156 - weirdvintagegirl (08/08/2013) [-]
Uh....I'm neither of those. I'm a 5 foot tall 15 year old girl who isn't fat at all. I only weigh 120. Big boobs run in the family.
User avatar #62 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
Well, go for it playfully at first and let it escalate, even if you have to do it by force xD This is considering he is single though, you don't want to be that girl who stole a guy
#53 - I thought secret santa was secret so he wouldn't know who it w…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Oh Tumblr... 0
User avatar #55 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
He kept telling me he was wondering who at was, and I finally told him at the end of the week so he knew I was thinking about him. I think he liked the gesture.

Oh god, I don't even know what he would do if I kissed him. I don't even know if I'd be able to do it, I'd be so nervous and scared!
User avatar #59 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
And if those reactions are visible, it will probably be a bigger hint then what you have done so far even if you cannot kiss him, but if the mood is right and you can't kiss him, try talking to him, if you're straightforward (f.ex saying that you want to take your friendship to the next level or being more direct and saying that you love him) he should get the point. If he still doesn't know it beyond this point, he's blocking it out on purpose because he thinks you must be joking
User avatar #60 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I suppose I could be serious, but I don't know if he would be able to. He's never serious, always cracking jokes and making people laugh. The only time that he's serious is when he's sad.
User avatar #89 - themightymrplow (08/08/2013) [-]
With all the information given I have concluded that you are either a man pretending to be a girl for whatever reason guys like to do that, or you're an extremely fat girl who has that size boobs from being, well, fat... and also probably a guy I mean come on it's the internet
User avatar #156 - weirdvintagegirl (08/08/2013) [-]
Uh....I'm neither of those. I'm a 5 foot tall 15 year old girl who isn't fat at all. I only weigh 120. Big boobs run in the family.
User avatar #62 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
Well, go for it playfully at first and let it escalate, even if you have to do it by force xD This is considering he is single though, you don't want to be that girl who stole a guy
#48 - 15 year old guy not wanting sex, that wasn't normal in my town…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Oh Tumblr... 0
User avatar #51 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I gave him thoughtful secret Santa presents at Christmas, and I give him hugs all the time. I've even given him a few kisses on the cheek, but it's like he's totally oblivious.
User avatar #53 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
I thought secret santa was secret so he wouldn't know who it was but I would recommend that you at least kiss him on the lips if you want him to acknowledge it somehow, hugs and cheek kisses are pretty friendly.
User avatar #55 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
He kept telling me he was wondering who at was, and I finally told him at the end of the week so he knew I was thinking about him. I think he liked the gesture.

Oh god, I don't even know what he would do if I kissed him. I don't even know if I'd be able to do it, I'd be so nervous and scared!
User avatar #59 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
And if those reactions are visible, it will probably be a bigger hint then what you have done so far even if you cannot kiss him, but if the mood is right and you can't kiss him, try talking to him, if you're straightforward (f.ex saying that you want to take your friendship to the next level or being more direct and saying that you love him) he should get the point. If he still doesn't know it beyond this point, he's blocking it out on purpose because he thinks you must be joking
User avatar #60 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I suppose I could be serious, but I don't know if he would be able to. He's never serious, always cracking jokes and making people laugh. The only time that he's serious is when he's sad.
User avatar #89 - themightymrplow (08/08/2013) [-]
With all the information given I have concluded that you are either a man pretending to be a girl for whatever reason guys like to do that, or you're an extremely fat girl who has that size boobs from being, well, fat... and also probably a guy I mean come on it's the internet
User avatar #156 - weirdvintagegirl (08/08/2013) [-]
Uh....I'm neither of those. I'm a 5 foot tall 15 year old girl who isn't fat at all. I only weigh 120. Big boobs run in the family.
User avatar #62 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
Well, go for it playfully at first and let it escalate, even if you have to do it by force xD This is considering he is single though, you don't want to be that girl who stole a guy
#46 - That might be many reasons, but speaking from my own and frien…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Oh Tumblr... 0
User avatar #47 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
Intimidating how? Hmm. And yes, I have made a move, but he didn't even notice. I've tried several times. And it upsets me he doesn't exactly see that I like him, because he's dating girls that are definitely not his type and are pressuring him into sex, which he doesn't want at this age.
User avatar #48 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
15 year old guy not wanting sex, that wasn't normal in my town at least And I wonder what you did since he didn't notice, what you might think is a clear signal he might just think is something silly or playful. And just remember, not everyone likes boobs either and if he doesn't want sex he can't be thinking about boobs
User avatar #51 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I gave him thoughtful secret Santa presents at Christmas, and I give him hugs all the time. I've even given him a few kisses on the cheek, but it's like he's totally oblivious.
User avatar #53 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
I thought secret santa was secret so he wouldn't know who it was but I would recommend that you at least kiss him on the lips if you want him to acknowledge it somehow, hugs and cheek kisses are pretty friendly.
User avatar #55 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
He kept telling me he was wondering who at was, and I finally told him at the end of the week so he knew I was thinking about him. I think he liked the gesture.

Oh god, I don't even know what he would do if I kissed him. I don't even know if I'd be able to do it, I'd be so nervous and scared!
User avatar #59 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
And if those reactions are visible, it will probably be a bigger hint then what you have done so far even if you cannot kiss him, but if the mood is right and you can't kiss him, try talking to him, if you're straightforward (f.ex saying that you want to take your friendship to the next level or being more direct and saying that you love him) he should get the point. If he still doesn't know it beyond this point, he's blocking it out on purpose because he thinks you must be joking
User avatar #60 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I suppose I could be serious, but I don't know if he would be able to. He's never serious, always cracking jokes and making people laugh. The only time that he's serious is when he's sad.
User avatar #89 - themightymrplow (08/08/2013) [-]
With all the information given I have concluded that you are either a man pretending to be a girl for whatever reason guys like to do that, or you're an extremely fat girl who has that size boobs from being, well, fat... and also probably a guy I mean come on it's the internet
User avatar #156 - weirdvintagegirl (08/08/2013) [-]
Uh....I'm neither of those. I'm a 5 foot tall 15 year old girl who isn't fat at all. I only weigh 120. Big boobs run in the family.
User avatar #62 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
Well, go for it playfully at first and let it escalate, even if you have to do it by force xD This is considering he is single though, you don't want to be that girl who stole a guy
#44 - You should take more pride in your awesome breasticles, you ca…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Oh Tumblr... +3
User avatar #45 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
Well then. If guys want me, why the hell don't I have a boyfriend?!
#76 - Ken M (08/08/2013) [-]
Well, have you ever considered that people think you are very dumb? Fat? Annoying? Or maybe a bitch? I'm posting anon since all these fj losers will defend you till the end.
#106 - bknob (08/08/2013) [-]
Wow, you must be a real tough guy, logging out to be a dick under anonymity.
User avatar #46 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
That might be many reasons, but speaking from my own and friends experience, you might be intimidating. Have you ever made the move on a guy you like?
User avatar #47 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
Intimidating how? Hmm. And yes, I have made a move, but he didn't even notice. I've tried several times. And it upsets me he doesn't exactly see that I like him, because he's dating girls that are definitely not his type and are pressuring him into sex, which he doesn't want at this age.
User avatar #48 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
15 year old guy not wanting sex, that wasn't normal in my town at least And I wonder what you did since he didn't notice, what you might think is a clear signal he might just think is something silly or playful. And just remember, not everyone likes boobs either and if he doesn't want sex he can't be thinking about boobs
User avatar #51 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I gave him thoughtful secret Santa presents at Christmas, and I give him hugs all the time. I've even given him a few kisses on the cheek, but it's like he's totally oblivious.
User avatar #53 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
I thought secret santa was secret so he wouldn't know who it was but I would recommend that you at least kiss him on the lips if you want him to acknowledge it somehow, hugs and cheek kisses are pretty friendly.
User avatar #55 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
He kept telling me he was wondering who at was, and I finally told him at the end of the week so he knew I was thinking about him. I think he liked the gesture.

Oh god, I don't even know what he would do if I kissed him. I don't even know if I'd be able to do it, I'd be so nervous and scared!
User avatar #59 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
And if those reactions are visible, it will probably be a bigger hint then what you have done so far even if you cannot kiss him, but if the mood is right and you can't kiss him, try talking to him, if you're straightforward (f.ex saying that you want to take your friendship to the next level or being more direct and saying that you love him) he should get the point. If he still doesn't know it beyond this point, he's blocking it out on purpose because he thinks you must be joking
User avatar #60 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I suppose I could be serious, but I don't know if he would be able to. He's never serious, always cracking jokes and making people laugh. The only time that he's serious is when he's sad.
User avatar #89 - themightymrplow (08/08/2013) [-]
With all the information given I have concluded that you are either a man pretending to be a girl for whatever reason guys like to do that, or you're an extremely fat girl who has that size boobs from being, well, fat... and also probably a guy I mean come on it's the internet
User avatar #156 - weirdvintagegirl (08/08/2013) [-]
Uh....I'm neither of those. I'm a 5 foot tall 15 year old girl who isn't fat at all. I only weigh 120. Big boobs run in the family.
User avatar #62 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
Well, go for it playfully at first and let it escalate, even if you have to do it by force xD This is considering he is single though, you don't want to be that girl who stole a guy
#41 - How can that be bothersome!?  [+] (16 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Oh Tumblr... 0
User avatar #43 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I get stares all the time from guys at school since the majority of the other girls are somewhat flat chested. Girls look at them, too, with envy (I presume) when we change out for gym.
User avatar #44 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
You should take more pride in your awesome breasticles, you can never get away with people staring at them, at least not until you turn 50 or something or they have a bad case of the sags!

Just remember that guys want you and girls wanna be you =)
User avatar #45 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
Well then. If guys want me, why the hell don't I have a boyfriend?!
#76 - Ken M (08/08/2013) [-]
Well, have you ever considered that people think you are very dumb? Fat? Annoying? Or maybe a bitch? I'm posting anon since all these fj losers will defend you till the end.
#106 - bknob (08/08/2013) [-]
Wow, you must be a real tough guy, logging out to be a dick under anonymity.
User avatar #46 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
That might be many reasons, but speaking from my own and friends experience, you might be intimidating. Have you ever made the move on a guy you like?
User avatar #47 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
Intimidating how? Hmm. And yes, I have made a move, but he didn't even notice. I've tried several times. And it upsets me he doesn't exactly see that I like him, because he's dating girls that are definitely not his type and are pressuring him into sex, which he doesn't want at this age.
User avatar #48 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
15 year old guy not wanting sex, that wasn't normal in my town at least And I wonder what you did since he didn't notice, what you might think is a clear signal he might just think is something silly or playful. And just remember, not everyone likes boobs either and if he doesn't want sex he can't be thinking about boobs
User avatar #51 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I gave him thoughtful secret Santa presents at Christmas, and I give him hugs all the time. I've even given him a few kisses on the cheek, but it's like he's totally oblivious.
User avatar #53 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
I thought secret santa was secret so he wouldn't know who it was but I would recommend that you at least kiss him on the lips if you want him to acknowledge it somehow, hugs and cheek kisses are pretty friendly.
User avatar #55 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
He kept telling me he was wondering who at was, and I finally told him at the end of the week so he knew I was thinking about him. I think he liked the gesture.

Oh god, I don't even know what he would do if I kissed him. I don't even know if I'd be able to do it, I'd be so nervous and scared!
User avatar #59 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
And if those reactions are visible, it will probably be a bigger hint then what you have done so far even if you cannot kiss him, but if the mood is right and you can't kiss him, try talking to him, if you're straightforward (f.ex saying that you want to take your friendship to the next level or being more direct and saying that you love him) he should get the point. If he still doesn't know it beyond this point, he's blocking it out on purpose because he thinks you must be joking
User avatar #60 - weirdvintagegirl (08/07/2013) [-]
I suppose I could be serious, but I don't know if he would be able to. He's never serious, always cracking jokes and making people laugh. The only time that he's serious is when he's sad.
User avatar #89 - themightymrplow (08/08/2013) [-]
With all the information given I have concluded that you are either a man pretending to be a girl for whatever reason guys like to do that, or you're an extremely fat girl who has that size boobs from being, well, fat... and also probably a guy I mean come on it's the internet
User avatar #156 - weirdvintagegirl (08/08/2013) [-]
Uh....I'm neither of those. I'm a 5 foot tall 15 year old girl who isn't fat at all. I only weigh 120. Big boobs run in the family.
User avatar #62 - zplatter (08/07/2013) [-]
Well, go for it playfully at first and let it escalate, even if you have to do it by force xD This is considering he is single though, you don't want to be that girl who stole a guy
#1 - I do think an actual cat would've made a sound when it gets th… 08/06/2013 on How to get your pussy wet 0
#397 - Or just play dota and you don't need to buy anything except va…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Doing it right 0
User avatar #400 - bronybox (07/25/2013) [-]
That's nice, thank you for your insight, it's greatly appreciated.
#17 - That sucks, already traded my live goods for currencies  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on At least! +3
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/16/2013) [-]
HaHa fool currencies will never be any good in this world.
#10 - I'll give you tree fiddy!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on At least! +5
User avatar #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/16/2013) [-]
I only trade for live goods.
User avatar #17 - zplatter (07/16/2013) [-]
That sucks, already traded my live goods for currencies
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/16/2013) [-]
HaHa fool currencies will never be any good in this world.
#3 - Personally, I don't like dragon ball, but that is not the issu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on The truth, end of discussion 0
User avatar #4 - ghostisaho (07/15/2013) [-]
who cares about the fucking channels. you can't even filtre them, so it makes no difference anyway, and not to mention there are over 50 of them so then that raises the question of which one to use. and i posted dbz, not db
#1 - Good, this pleases the hairy boy! 07/15/2013 on FUTURAMA 0
#1 - You poor poor thing. PROTIP: Post in a channel next time.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2013 on The truth, end of discussion 0
User avatar #2 - ghostisaho (07/15/2013) [-]
how am i poor, when i know what the best anime out there is after watching hundreds of them
User avatar #3 - zplatter (07/15/2013) [-]
Personally, I don't like dragon ball, but that is not the issue here, the issue is that for an anime that gets a lot of shit you didn't post in a channel. This is like posting pony related content outside of ponytime.
User avatar #4 - ghostisaho (07/15/2013) [-]
who cares about the fucking channels. you can't even filtre them, so it makes no difference anyway, and not to mention there are over 50 of them so then that raises the question of which one to use. and i posted dbz, not db
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#3 - enough free stuff around and if you really like something, you… 07/07/2013 on Just a though...(2) 0
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#144 - Sweet, thanks! 07/07/2013 on story time 0
#105 - aah you removed it  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2013 on story time 0
User avatar #144 - zplatter (07/07/2013) [-]
Sweet, thanks!
#43 - For those that still aren't convinced that it's a dude (I was …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/05/2013 on man -6
User avatar #70 - smokekusheveryday (07/05/2013) [-]
Hey man a holes a hole right?
#68 - toomuchfj (07/05/2013) [-]
hfw
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User avatar #46 - princeofbrokensoul (07/05/2013) [-]
lord
#96 - You shouldn't apologize for other girls being cunts, the same …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Poor guy +4
User avatar #97 - elmerfarted (07/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#1 - Nah, it's gross if you're not wearing your skin.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on .. 0
User avatar #2 - hotsamrj (07/01/2013) [-]
i prefer not, ecause i like the feeling of it

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User avatar #7 - Denmarrk (01/18/2014) [-]
WAT
I DIDN'T EV TRAIN MY LUCARIO
IS HE THAT GOOD?
User avatar #8 to #7 - zplatter ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Not really, just seemed more tanky then I'm used too That's why I was wondering WHAT you EV trained him in
User avatar #9 to #8 - Denmarrk (01/18/2014) [-]
I didn't EV train him in anything, if it matters at all I'm EV training my Riolu in W2 in Special Attack and Speed.
User avatar #10 to #9 - zplatter ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
not bad, he can become a good sweeper =)
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