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zorach

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Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#116 - Todd always says things that aren't technically lies (like t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2015 on IT JUST WORKS +17
#224 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
I don't really understand the hate for the pip-boy. What, did people think they were gonna get a real, working pip-boy? No, you got an (in my opinion) awesome armsleeve that works with you smartphone ingame. It's really cool.
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#235 - zorach (11/30/2015) [-]
But he still said "we made a real one", as in "a real, working pip-boy".
#8 - Here in Sweden we still call it jul/juletid but it's more cent… 11/29/2015 on Such a revolutionary mindset! 0
#2 - whyheloitisijimble how can Kurt Cobain love you if you are jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2015 on Jimbles Notronbo +12
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#3 - whyheloitisijimble (11/29/2015) [-]
>>#1, have not the idea. Never made any say of "helo kurt do a make of self not live"

Apology if was make cause
#16 - "Where will you be when diarrhea strikes" 11/28/2015 on Fan gifted a signed guitar +56
#11 - Picture 11/28/2015 on I am not drunk +1
#4 - Picture 11/28/2015 on sheeeit +6
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2015 on sheeeit +16
#4 - zorach (11/28/2015) [-]
#269 - Both of you think you're the cute one. Both of you are wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2015 on Roastme -2
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#273 - twiceasfun (11/26/2015) [-]
At least I'm not repeating the same stolen joke that was already said to me
#266 - You look like the reincarnation of Jesus who became a fedora-atheist. 11/26/2015 on Roastme 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 11/26/2015 on Wallet Salt +163
#26 - mvtjets (11/27/2015) [-]
>mark the mint man
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#8 - thijsofbodom (11/26/2015) [-]
this post never fails to give me feels
#6 - hongkonglongdong (11/26/2015) [-]
The autistic kid I can handle just fine. Identify with, even.

The autistic dad who just wants his autistic son to have a good unautistic life is sad.

I mean I know it's on /b/ and so probably not real and all, but other than that.
#16 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
#29 - rundas (11/27/2015) [-]
"I'm going to make a depressing story out of a funny comic"
--Huge Fucking Asshole
#35 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
I love it. Make me feel an emotion baby, oh yeah. Make me feel. So. Sad.
#4 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
The second part always make me so sad
#10 - You could ask metalexplain but idk if there's any band…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/25/2015 on Benie +2
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#16 - metalexplain (11/25/2015) [-]
Blasphemy - Fallen Angel Of Doom I personally enjoy this band. Ross Bay Cult band! Some people can't stand them because they're so raw, but I got used to them. Just a matter of time.
#11 - ninjapizza (11/25/2015) [-]
That's a shame, really... my hunger for harder, darker meat metal is never-ending and ever-growing. I need bands and songs I haven't heard before to keep myself even a tiny bit satisfied.

metalexplain, please lend me your aid!
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#17 - metalexplain (11/25/2015) [-]
And if you want music recommendations, don't hesitate to ask me
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#15 - metalexplain (11/25/2015) [-]
And thank you both for mentioning me, I want to became more useful on this site
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#14 - metalexplain (11/25/2015) [-]
Well, ninjapizza and zorach. To be honest, I haven't heard that much about "Brutal Black Metal", so I don't think it's even a thing. But I knew some bands that could, somehow, fit in that description. It would be just Brutal Death Metal stuff like blast beats and all that sheit (check Infernal War, they're not that far from the Brutal Death sound). So, in my humble opinion, I think that there's no thing such as Brutal Black Metal. Maybe it would be called Brutal Death/Black Metal, but again, it's related to Brutal Death stuff.

Otherwise, you can search for War Metal bands (just toned down Black Metal, but more focused in the First Wave of Black Metal, with bands like Bathory, Sabbat, etc... not so influented by Second Wave Black Metal bands like Mayhem, who were a bit more "melodic". Check Blasphemy for a War Metal band example). So personally, I wouldn't use the "Brutal Black Metal" term. Maybe, in a future, there would be a trend of bands that use Brutal Death blast beats and become really technical, but with the Black Metal vibe. Just a matter of time.

Note: I don't use the "War Metal" tag so often, normally I tag those kind of bands like Black Metal or Black Death Metal, that's all.
#19 - Mention me senpai 11/25/2015 on 4chan comp. #44 0
#1 - Works well* 11/24/2015 on sheity spotfi -1
#6 - Isn't that just bisexuality?  [+] (7 new replies) 11/24/2015 on a moment of silence for the... 0
#7 - shaboom (11/24/2015) [-]
i dont know, some bisexuals are not attracted to the 3rd gender ..which is both at the same time, so maybe it refers to baisically liking all 3...? i know i know 3rd gender , i must b crazy... but it makes sense to me that being both is its own gender... its rare tho, to be both... isnt it?
#14 - kewolsky (11/24/2015) [-]
I'll tell ya why dem bisexuals aren't attracted to the third gender, it's because you don' stick it in crazy! (or let crazy stick it in you, or scissor with crazy.)
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#13 - alfibrakiz (11/24/2015) [-]
being both genders at the same time is called being an hermaphrodite.
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#8 - mrwalkerfour (11/24/2015) [-]
what the fuck
#9 - shaboom (11/24/2015) [-]
u know... the ladies with the xtra parts or men with xtra parts , you know ...that thing .... biologically erm... both
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#10 - mrwalkerfour (11/24/2015) [-]
hermaphrodite...
#12 - shaboom (11/24/2015) [-]
lol thats the gender ;D
#54 - Single slap chap 11/22/2015 on one pump chump +11
#81 - So your name is Zac huh?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on Does FJ want it's own Fo4 Mod? 0
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#82 - skyrimdovah (11/22/2015) [-]
Zachariah, but Zac for short.
#10 - He's world renowned but still draw simple ones like that?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2015 on blindly tattooed +46
#103 - averagepenaus (11/22/2015) [-]
that's what i was thinking too
i'm no tattoo enthusiast, but i can tell those things are what you would see in a middle school scene kid's art journal
#152 - Just put >> , the # comes automatically. 11/21/2015 on Best r/Roastme 0
#149 - >> #22  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2015 on Best r/Roastme 0
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#150 - smartythechicken (11/21/2015) [-]
dude.
teach me your magic
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#152 - zorach (11/21/2015) [-]
Just put >> , the # comes automatically.
#70 - Because if the majority of the fanbase are retards the writers… 11/18/2015 on Batman Spoiler alert! +2
#133 - That was anonsmoose? 11/17/2015 on That comment. +5
#25 - It is the same person but he fought against ISIS. 11/16/2015 on Poland gets rewarded +15
#5 - The **** is NTR?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2015 on NTR +3
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#18 - omegafriend (11/14/2015) [-]
Pornography where a character watches the person they love get fucked super hard by someone else. The character watching either gets off to it or is emotionally destroyed by it or both. The loved one getting fucked hates it at first(rape), but loves it by the end.
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#113 - thepizzadevourer (11/18/2015) [-]
Sorry, hentai nerd coming in here
It's only NTR if the non-stolen partner doesn't like their partner being stolen away, and their partner didn't want to be stolen away either (at least at first). If the non-stolen partner enjoys seeing their significant other being screwed by someone else, it's cuckold. If the partner did want to get screwed by someone other than their significant other, it's cheating. So you can have a story being cuckold, or cheating, or both, but NTR supersedes either of those definitions. Hence why I put it in the "nigga that's just wrong" category.
#17 - standingbehindyou (11/14/2015) [-]
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#34 - ayumu (11/15/2015) [-]
It's far worse than that
#2 - They made a game wich expands the story... 11/14/2015 on Biggest plot twist in history 0
#4 - I hope ubisoft makes an AC where you're trying to defend Jacks… 11/14/2015 on (untitled) +6

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#5 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
You know. standing here. waiting for action.
User avatar #2 - davidavidson (01/30/2015) [-]
faggot
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