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zorach

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Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#40 - >> #39 replied to the wrong comment. 12/10/2015 on Sell my soul +1
#39 - >> #18 Never really got the name of the poor soul... 12/10/2015 on Sell my soul 0
#34 - ...aaaaand signed.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Sell my soul +11
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#39 - zorach (12/10/2015) [-]
>>#18 Never really got the name of the poor soul...
#36 - jasir (12/10/2015) [-]
Your name is "Sample", sir?
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#40 - zorach (12/10/2015) [-]
>>#39 replied to the wrong comment.
#18 - Never said my soul... 12/10/2015 on Sell my soul +21
#15 - I'D SELL A SOUL FOR A HAT ON MY PROFILE PIC  [+] (8 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Sell my soul +33
#51 - xiontheshadows (12/10/2015) [-]
Welcome to Hell, nice Santa hat by the way
#29 - jasir (12/10/2015) [-]
Done. One soul, please.
#34 - zorach (12/10/2015) [-]
...aaaaand signed.
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#39 - zorach (12/10/2015) [-]
>>#18 Never really got the name of the poor soul...
#36 - jasir (12/10/2015) [-]
Your name is "Sample", sir?
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#40 - zorach (12/10/2015) [-]
>>#39 replied to the wrong comment.
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#17 - willindor (12/10/2015) [-]
But let me guess, you're a ginger
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#18 - zorach (12/10/2015) [-]
Never said my soul...
#127 - Father is not actually a father 12/10/2015 on OH HAI 0
#9 - I got red and purple... 12/09/2015 on Do you know your lightsaber... +1
#38 - But do they have Dongus?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2015 on Mister Fuckface +4
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#40 - godofcorndog (12/09/2015) [-]
He must have been born sideways to be named something so hated.
#22 - I see this pic here and there whenever these comics are posted…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2015 on I can tell you what they... 0
#23 - kaimera (12/07/2015) [-]
Look up the ctrl+alt+del miscarriage comic.
The plus sign in the middle of the symbol are the borders between the panels. The other lines represent the location of the characters.

I have no fucking clue why it's so well known though.
#32 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
It's the most minimalistic depiction of the CADbortion
#23 - Is that Till Lindemann in your profile pic?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on Inside Out 0
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#24 - foodyquest (12/06/2015) [-]
yes
#50 - Make tumblr and 4chan factions.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on Meme-Tec: Waiting 0
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#54 - bogbean (12/05/2015) [-]
skyrimdovah
#8 - wtf does this have to do with the content?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2015 on vsauce +2
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#10 - grpeephole (12/04/2015) [-]
dude saw a big black man.. now he wants to cum
#24 - R+ thread?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2015 on Inside Out +1
#35 - cantfindausername (12/03/2015) [-]
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#108 - tenaciouslee (12/07/2015) [-]
I was actually reading about Till Lindemann listening to Rammstein to try it out, this is good shit. , apparently he has anxiety, so he uses pyrotechnics and other wild stuff to stop people from staring at him on stage.
#25 - Swede here, we have a joke that you can tell how good a store …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2015 on catching pickpockets +6
#80 - trevanman (12/04/2015) [-]
nah, there wasn't a beggar right at the entrance yesterday, though
she was sitting right by the shopping carts belonging to an EuroCash supermarket
and you need a coin in order to get a cart, or something like it. and you'll get said coin back when you bring back the cart.
turns out the Romani figured out you need to reach for your wallet in order to get a cart and you get back your coin when you deliver it. lady just went and pointed her sign at me, urging me to read it. I didn't and it felt really awkward to ignore her
but then I realized that these folks are basically everywhere and somehow part of organized crime
#5 - Scottsdale 12/02/2015 on This can be cruel 0
#8 - Is this some new abridged series I haven't heard of?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on I thought it was a row by... 0
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#9 - shadowdoogen (12/02/2015) [-]
It's from SAO Abridged by Something Witty Entertainment, I like it and recommend it.
#52 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me,…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on Cyberbullying +11
#70 - emperorwatergate (12/02/2015) [-]
#2 - **zorach used "*roll picture*"** **zorach rolled image ** …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on When you correct a teacher 0
#5 - kapakapa (12/03/2015) [-]
**kapakapa used "*roll picture*"**
**kapakapa rolled image** students
#9 - There are some killer synth tunes in this game 12/02/2015 on Paladin Dance +1
#4 - Imagine waiting for him to come back...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on It's not dead yet 0
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#5 - kumimono (12/01/2015) [-]
Monthly game of Fallout Shelter.
#42 - >how do >how d >d 11/30/2015 on DIC +5
#235 - But he still said "we made a real one", as in "… 11/30/2015 on IT JUST WORKS 0
#13 - It might be comicxplain, not sure.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/29/2015 on Lovecraft comp 2 +4
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#19 - comicexplain (11/29/2015) [-]
Loves me some Lovecraft!

Thanks, Muchname!
#27 - muchname (11/29/2015) [-]
but who'd win.
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#41 - comicexplain (11/29/2015) [-]
Lucifer! It would be a fun battle, but Cthuhlu isn't even close to the strongest of the Mythos! He's a priest, not a true Elder God!

Lucy would just turn him into something he isn't, and then Cthulhu[white][white] would be no more.
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#43 - muchname (11/29/2015) [-]
then how about this:
Spectre, Lucifer, Michael and Fate unbound vs the elders?
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#131 - fatorange (11/30/2015) [-]
well considering the "devils" are meant to be tied to earth, and humanity. But the elders are tied to like, an age before the universe existed, and are part of some great cosmic ageless evil id probably lean towards the elders!
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#44 - comicexplain (11/29/2015) [-]
Hrm.

Depends, honestly! For the comic force to win, they'd need to do it ASAP - The Elders get stronger as time goes on, when the stars are right.

Thankfully, they're not mortal, so I'll go with the comic people! I think only one of their heads would get blown off, but which one it is, I can't be certain!
#17 - Well, Cicero isn't the most sane one... 11/29/2015 on (untitled) +3
#35 - Kingsman 2 is looking good. 11/29/2015 on knight tux +3

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#5 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
You know. standing here. waiting for action.
User avatar #2 - davidavidson (01/30/2015) [-]
faggot
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