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#15 - Oh, I thought you meant someone else.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Straight savage +12
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#36 - guitarassassin (12/31/2015) [-]
I've always wondered. Why DOES Joakim have armor plating on his vest?

Sabaton - Swedish Pagans (Lyrics English & Deutsch) Favorite Sabaton song.
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#212 - tenaciouslee (12/31/2015) [-]
Because it's sexy.

He could get fucking shot, stand up and keep singing.
That's truly metal as fuck.
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#130 - zorach (12/31/2015) [-]
I don't think it was his choice. I was looking at a gothic/metal clothing site a month or so ago and came across a vest that looked exactly like that. He probably just wanted some metal clothing for the live shows and found that 5-inch frontal armor beauty.
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#29 - tenaciouslee (12/31/2015) [-]
What are you talking about? Joakim Broden is the only hot singer to come out of Sweden.

Sabaton period is the only good thing to come out of Sweden.
#114 - enlightednatzie (12/31/2015) [-]
What about minecraft, battlefield hardline, pewdepie and goat simulator? uncultured swine. Pic related, its the swedish national athem album..
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#211 - tenaciouslee (12/31/2015) [-]
Would you kindly go fist yourself?
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#16 - heartlessrobot (12/31/2015) [-]
Hot tops and hot bottoms are going to look very different, dood.
#13 - Wich singer?  [+] (12 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Straight savage 0
#14 - heartlessrobot (12/31/2015) [-]
Yohio.
#129 - dorg (12/31/2015) [-]
**dorg used "*roll picture*"**
**dorg rolled image**
That is a man...
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#210 - heartlessrobot (12/31/2015) [-]
*boy
#15 - zorach (12/31/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought you meant someone else.
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#36 - guitarassassin (12/31/2015) [-]
I've always wondered. Why DOES Joakim have armor plating on his vest?

Sabaton - Swedish Pagans (Lyrics English & Deutsch) Favorite Sabaton song.
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#212 - tenaciouslee (12/31/2015) [-]
Because it's sexy.

He could get fucking shot, stand up and keep singing.
That's truly metal as fuck.
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#130 - zorach (12/31/2015) [-]
I don't think it was his choice. I was looking at a gothic/metal clothing site a month or so ago and came across a vest that looked exactly like that. He probably just wanted some metal clothing for the live shows and found that 5-inch frontal armor beauty.
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#29 - tenaciouslee (12/31/2015) [-]
What are you talking about? Joakim Broden is the only hot singer to come out of Sweden.

Sabaton period is the only good thing to come out of Sweden.
#114 - enlightednatzie (12/31/2015) [-]
What about minecraft, battlefield hardline, pewdepie and goat simulator? uncultured swine. Pic related, its the swedish national athem album..
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#211 - tenaciouslee (12/31/2015) [-]
Would you kindly go fist yourself?
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#16 - heartlessrobot (12/31/2015) [-]
Hot tops and hot bottoms are going to look very different, dood.
#17 - That... actually sounds pretty good. 12/30/2015 on a-bad-day-to-be-a-criminal +2
#5 - I really feel like Finn is supposed to be the "krillin&qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2015 on Independent strong woman... +42
#13 - somedudewhatever (12/30/2015) [-]
It's a good thing Krillin is my favorite character.
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#11 - clonedcommando (12/30/2015) [-]
Hes the "moral compass" character with a touch of comic relief to him. And I think that's why hes so endearing. He is the every-man, how we would rationally react to the things going on if we were him. All while trying his best to do the right thing.
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#70 - congthea (12/30/2015) [-]
Is that delta-38 you have as your avatar? Nice choice my man.
#12 - Is that Varg Vikernes?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Rest in peace, you glorious... 0
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#14 - iloveburzum (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes
#50 - >A People also choose to join cults and terror org… 12/29/2015 on Atheists 0
#69 - Picture 12/27/2015 on Daleks +1
#11 - >SW spoilers content >uses spoiler button >st…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Am I the only one? +51
#35 - iexs (12/28/2015) [-]
>Spoiler tag never used for actual spoilers
>Was obviously posted with the intention of spoiling the movie
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#96 - ledneustadt (12/28/2015) [-]
Why is this a continuous trap card??
#56 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
It's in a post about starwars spoilers you fucking moron, why would you think anything other than it being a starwars spoiler, damn you guys are idiots, and who even cares about spoilers? i don't see how they even ruin the movie, bitches be watching star wars 500 times and still like it and they already know the entire movie, not just one shitty spoiler
#60 - iexs (12/28/2015) [-]
r u upset

People were posting fake "Spoilers" as jokes, so people assume that's one of them.
#8 - BoS: we're helping you bu helping us institute: we're help… 12/27/2015 on Caesar Is A Bad Cook +6
#44 - The fact that you made this video brings me great joy thank you. 12/27/2015 on Inside out +9
#16 - But we're not talking about the empire now. Alt…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on The black awakens 0
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#17 - dndxplain (12/27/2015) [-]
the first order is purely the remnants of the empire. Just like Vader before him, Kylo Ren believes in the usefulness of full clone units (you can hear him and his master arguing about them when they're discussing capture of BB-8). However, the empire used constription - any man in the empire could join and be a storm trooper as an aside, they were stationed with their families on the original deathstar and fight for the empire that protected his homeland.
#3 - Picture  [+] (23 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Inside out +313
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#56 - beefkakes (12/27/2015) [-]
Am I the only one mad at the fact that the person who voices The Boss/The Joy from MGS3 voices Sadness and not Joy?
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#98 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
Well Joy doesn't speak in that section, so it would be kinda a waste.
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#16 - foodyquest (12/27/2015) [-]
The fact that you are using the video I edited brings great joy to my hear thank you.
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#44 - zorach (12/27/2015) [-]
The fact that you made this video brings me great joy thank you.
#15 - mattdoggy (12/27/2015) [-]
**mattdoggy used "*roll picture*"**
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this

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gay
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#59 - beefkakes (12/27/2015) [-]
no xp waste in a nutshell
#30 - coolnamestaken (12/27/2015) [-]
But dem exp gains
#14 - gtowntank (12/27/2015) [-]
but what is the song
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#22 - iggyz (12/27/2015) [-]
Rammstein - Mann Gegen Mann (Official Video)

here you go
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#63 - talldumbdork (12/27/2015) [-]
I really want to know just how awkward the set up was for the video. "Okay ripped dudes, we are going to grease you up, get in a big dog pile and like, grab each other and stuff. Yes, its supposed to be a little gay Jimmy there are homoerotic undertones. No Frank don't actually do orgy stuff, pretend you are like wrestling seriously or something. Okay, perfect mix of gay stuff and manly stuff, action!" I enjoy Rammstein
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#70 - qonetwothreefive (12/27/2015) [-]
I mean technically it's not just undertones
I mean at one point the lyrics are "gay man" (bad translation i know but you can't properly translate songs)
#99 - julianbond (12/28/2015) [-]
the song is about being gay, using many double entendres like "the lust pulls from behind." It's also about being isolated and condemned by those around you ie "my sex (other men) call me a traitor" or "I am the nightmare of all fathers"
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#72 - talldumbdork (12/27/2015) [-]
Well I know Rammstein has a love of making videos that visualize our animalistic nature and instincts, bypassing what is socially acceptable and focusing on basic pleasures and drive of sex, food, violence etc. I've heard several interpretations of this particular video "Man versus Man". I feel like Rammstein released a better explaination for it somewhere. I still like to imagine my dialogue during preperation
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#75 - qonetwothreefive (12/27/2015) [-]
Rammstein really is awesome in that aspect
They even have their own version of the Earlking and the "Heidenrose" by Goethe Dalai Lama and "Rosenrot" so thats that too
#32 - onlyashoe (12/27/2015) [-]
What is worse that music video is really less gay then the actual music video
#11 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
Looks like Turkish Oil Wrestling. Turkish Oil Wrestling
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#13 - tenaciouslee (12/27/2015) [-]
If you'd translate the song to English, the song is totally about Till Lindemann and crew talking about the cultural significance of Turkish Oil Wrestling.
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#52 - sackit (12/27/2015) [-]
I though it was about that time Till lost a bat with his 2 gay friends and had to go to a gaybar with them.
then Till found out gay people where very lucky beucase they had no problem picking up someone to get laid with, "They just went in the bar, looked at eachother and thats alll they needed, no pickup lines etc"

I might be wrong tho, but i googled the lyrics some time ago beucase i was curius on the lyrics and story behind the song.
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#6 - thebluedream (12/27/2015) [-]
Was that a bunch naked Germans?
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#12 - tenaciouslee (12/27/2015) [-]
It's not that gay.

I mean....not too gay.

Yeah, it's kinda gay.

But it's a good song.
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#10 - badsamaritan (12/27/2015) [-]
Rammstein the most gay you can ever get but still be 100% heterosexual
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#77 - tenaciouslee (12/27/2015) [-]
Rammstein is literally "No Homo: The Music Movement".
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#7 - loopzoop (12/27/2015) [-]
yes, that's rammstein for you
#12 - >Still inferior... How so? He was the only one who rea…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2015 on The black awakens +3
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#15 - dndxplain (12/27/2015) [-]
that's not actually true. the empire uses storm troopers for the exact opposite of that reason, which is the reason they used the CIS and clones prior, because they were faceless and emotionless. The empire realized that it takes logic and emotion to be a better soldier.
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#16 - zorach (12/27/2015) [-]
But we're not talking about the empire now.

Although I do have very little knowledge concerning the first order
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#17 - dndxplain (12/27/2015) [-]
the first order is purely the remnants of the empire. Just like Vader before him, Kylo Ren believes in the usefulness of full clone units (you can hear him and his master arguing about them when they're discussing capture of BB-8). However, the empire used constription - any man in the empire could join and be a storm trooper as an aside, they were stationed with their families on the original deathstar and fight for the empire that protected his homeland.
#148 - >> #5 12/26/2015 on The Stereotype Awakens +1
#4 - Picture 12/26/2015 on Looking at you, ya damn pervs 0
#4 - Does kinda make sense though if the hooded guy is supposed to be Kylo.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Old Star Wars Poster 0
#5 - nakedclothes (12/24/2015) [-]
nah man , that's just me doing epic cosplay, here's another cosplay of me as a dog
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#6 - captinchikin (12/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, and you were the alien that got punched in that one video too
#178 - This doesn't apply to tv channels outside the country though. …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Kissass facts 0
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#184 - vexaton (12/24/2015) [-]
Well I guess Didney channel, but that's it.
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#182 - vexaton (12/24/2015) [-]
I've never seen a Disney ad on TV the last 10 years in Norway.
#40 - Picture 12/23/2015 on Anon has a picture in his room +16
#49 - Luke grew up farming. Rey grew up scavenging and figh… 12/23/2015 on I really want a series... +7
#347 - mfw Darth Marr died fighting Valkorion  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on Christmas awakens 0
#348 - IrishSasquatch (12/23/2015) [-]
Even the Jedi probably miss him
#9 - >If a creep wants your number  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2015 on If a man wants your number +9
#18 - lexoheight (12/23/2015) [-]
Creep == ugly
#13 - goodername (12/23/2015) [-]
A creep is anyone they don't find attractive.
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#28 - emptysuperman (12/23/2015) [-]
I mean, yeah. If you're a bitch.
#22 - lamarsmithgot (12/23/2015) [-]
no. every girl encounters creeps at least occasionally.

these are scary, gross, aggressive pursuers who may or not be dangerous. giving them a fake number is often the only way to pacify them.

i get it, you hate tumblr, but stop looking for petty reasons to vilify all women.
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#11 - rockmanfan (12/23/2015) [-]
what tumblr calls a "creep" could very well just be a regular-ass guy.
#44 - Is that David Tennant? 12/22/2015 on Choose one 0
#11 - Kim asian Jim un 12/22/2015 on Fresh Off The Boat +2
#9 - Basically being on FJ.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Love to hate +6
#10 - sonofagun (12/22/2015) [-]
or watching cinema sins
#319 - Oh, the gif kinda makes it look like malgus is the saying &quo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Christmas awakens 0
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#341 - IrishSasquatch (12/23/2015) [-]
Yeah I get where you're coming from
He's still a badass

Not as cool as Darth Marr though
#347 - zorach (12/23/2015) [-]
mfw Darth Marr died fighting Valkorion
#348 - IrishSasquatch (12/23/2015) [-]
Even the Jedi probably miss him

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#5 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
You know. standing here. waiting for action.
User avatar #2 - davidavidson (01/30/2015) [-]
faggot
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