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#1 - And strap your enemies to balloons that will send them to your… [+] (20 new replies)	09/29/2015 on I love this game	+389
#121 - gragasvlad (09/30/2015) [-] A true man only steals sheep #210 - granate (09/30/2015) [-] A true IS soldier* #10 - enemyoftrn (09/29/2015) [-] And most of these recruits were taken by trancqing them, beat them into concussion, etc etc, but they would still be mad over Huey's action on MotherBase 9 years ago, barring the 2nd infection crisis and sahelonthropus activation and stuff. Heck, even ex XOF soldiers technically wanna kill Huey. #2 - ghostblaze (09/29/2015) [-] I was always wondering, how that works. You bring ´em to your base, they persuade them. But what if they dont want to be in your army? Are they gonna shoot them? And still, after they joins you, how can you trust them? These men were trying to kill you. Maybe the mercenaries, they just change the employer, but what about the soviet soldiers? I dont think, that some poor soviet soldier, whos been drafted into some war so far away from his home, who got family waiting for him back in SSSR, wants to joins some strange army to fight for their ideals. Or are gonna let em go after some time/missions? Or maybe Im just thinking too much about it.... #92 - jimmyers (09/30/2015) [-] He said in a cassette that some men are easier to persuade/brainwash (can't remember the wording) than others. That's why Fultoned troops have the Diamond Dogs logo and the bar that shows how much they are easy to do so. You can sort them by that ranking when viewing troops in your iDroid. #193 - thebaseballexpert (09/30/2015) [-] that profile pic. I like ti #192 - thebaseballexpert has deleted their comment. #186 - angelious (09/30/2015) [-] except fultoning was a thing even before mgs5. and they didnt have ocelot back then. they just quite literally convince these pow to join.... #93 - jimmyers (09/30/2015) [-] I've only played MGSV so I don't know much before this game. #154 - zetsuboukamina (09/30/2015) [-] You should change that #24 - akkere (09/30/2015) [-] Keep in mind that Ocelot is such a master of psychological bending, that the entire premise of MGS2 was that he was trying to create someone with the skill set and mindset of Solid Snake, and by extension a mental clone. #16 - barakakaka (09/29/2015) [-] They get beat up and tortured until they're willing to join your forces. Ocelot makes sure of that. #8 - fuzzyballs (09/29/2015) [-] 1) Big Boss is a legend, and in Kojima's universe, soldiers are more than just fighting men 2) Ocelot is a master of torture and brainwashing, he brainwashed Venom snake, and later himself to become Liquid 3) it's just a game bruh, don't look too deeply into a gameplay element #106 - seancwatts (09/30/2015) [-] Wait, Ocelot was around during liquid, the kid on motherbase was liquid wasnt he? And solid is somehwere in the world during that time too. You kill big boss and vs liquid as solid snake. And on top of that in MG1 Ocelot kills Miller at some point due to him telling him at the end of MGV if he rejoins Cipher hed kill him or some shit. Told him that after he found out the truth of big boss and the phantom. #118 - fuzzyballs (09/30/2015) [-] in MGS 1, Ocelot lost his arm, and Liquid died sometime later, Ocelot grafted Liquid's arm to his body so he was renamed Liquid Ocelot then Japanese bullshit story happened, and Liquid's "psyche" (as in his arm) took over Ocelot's body in MGS IV, Ocelot brainwashed himself into thinking he WAS Liquid for story line purposes so, like I said, number 3) #187 - rollfourexplain (09/30/2015) [-] That was also because Kojima intended for MGS2 to be just Virtual Reality. Look it up, it's pretty crazy. #185 - angelious (09/30/2015) [-] wrong on some parts. ocelot used psycho therapy and nanomachines to hypnotize himself into thinking that liquid had taken over his personality. millers killer is left unknown but most likely it was either ocelot or liquid(both are being pegged as the killer in the games) solid snake killed venom snake and sent the old bb into coma. #6 - omegafriend (09/29/2015) [-] I personally believe if they don't want to join Ocelot tortures/brainwashes them #4 - theinternetwizard (09/29/2015) [-] As far as i have understood it they join voluntary after Ocelot reveals that they are in Big Boss's captivity. Big Boss i supposedly a legend amongst soldiers and mercenaries, but since everyone thinks he is dead it doesn't work out in the field. So they have to be brought in where they can relax and shown who caught them #3 - zorach (09/29/2015) [-] they might be using hypnosis like with venom snake
#6 - Oh, I thought the people were infected with some kind of plaug… [+] (1 new reply)	09/29/2015 on kinda, sorta	0
#7 - omegafriend (09/29/2015) [-] Nope A rich guy says the town is blocking his view You get a penthouse and money if you blow it up for him
#1 - There's one at 1000 tho	09/29/2015 on IM NOT STOPPING	+4
#5 - No it's break-it Ron	09/29/2015 on 5 Nights at Ralph's	+1
#4 - So I never played fallout, why is megaton such a hard choice? [+] (9 new replies)	09/29/2015 on kinda, sorta	0
#10 - donated (09/29/2015) [-] whatever I said on #8, Its more of a personal choice than a morale one, since the morales are pretty obvious... My personal choice is to save megaton, Kill the rich guy and steal his room #5 - awesomedewd (09/29/2015) [-] Not really a "hard choice". It's just that megaton is the first city you encounter. 'Normal' and nice people. And then there comes that rich dick telling you: "hey, I give you money, so please blow up the town" #8 - donated (09/29/2015) [-] A bomb landed with the rest of the bombs which caused fallout, But it was a dud, A city formed around it and so did a church that believed the bomb was special in some way Some rich guys messanger says, Hey, if you rig this shit to explode instead of disabling it, Muh boss will give you money, Upon further inspection the rich guys reasoning is that he didnt like the town and thought it ruined his few, the other half being that an explosion with front row tickets would be pretty neat. The decision is, Do you really want to blow up one of the first towns you find in the game, and is probably the most memorable one in fallout 3. Or do you want to get lods fo emone and see an explosion. #12 - awesomedewd (09/29/2015) [-] Why the fuck are you telling me this? #11 - megaton (09/29/2015) [-] leave me alone #9 - donated (09/29/2015) [-] Shit. replied to the wrong guy, Im sorry. #13 - awesomedewd (09/29/2015) [-] oh, I see. #6 - zorach (09/29/2015) [-] Oh, I thought the people were infected with some kind of plauge or something. That's just a paragon/renegade choice. #7 - omegafriend (09/29/2015) [-] Nope A rich guy says the town is blocking his view You get a penthouse and money if you blow it up for him
#183 - It did?	09/29/2015 on The face of bravery	-1
#1 - >they play on console [+] (12 new replies)	09/29/2015 on Fake gamer	-26
#116 - Gonnafly (09/30/2015) [-] Pcs are just hard drives with games on them #82 - voidgangsta (09/29/2015) [-] #31 - beroty (09/29/2015) [-] haha, well meme'ed fellow redditor you sure showed dem console peasants how an mustard race is superior dibs fedora updooted and subscribed #23 - theruse (09/29/2015) [-] >They are huge PC faggots who can't fucking chill and have to make themselves feel superior to other people online by saying "Consoles suck lol" because in real life they're nobodies who live alone and have no friends. #74 - broswagonist (09/29/2015) [-] #91 - theruse (09/30/2015) [-] You're right, PC gamers do have too much salt. #65 - silentark (09/29/2015) [-] To be honest, PC players these days is like a game of spot the vegan They can't seem to resist telling everyone they play pc and that consoles suck #22 - theruse has deleted their comment. #13 - buttlumps (09/29/2015) [-] #4 - andywazowski (09/29/2015) [-] ooh boy, here we go #120 - dtanobo (09/30/2015) [-] can i get a song name please #16 - majordegree (09/29/2015) [-] Why is this video so entertaining?
#43 - You thought I was so autistic that I actually beleived that hi… [+] (1 new reply)	09/29/2015 on when you download those...	0
#44 - kingdaniel (09/29/2015) [-] Well, this IS Funnyjunk..
#2 - Comment deleted	09/28/2015 on IMPERIAL SCUM	0
#32 - You mean to tell me that there isn't a single hipster in this picture? [+] (3 new replies)	09/28/2015 on when you download those...	0
#40 - kingdaniel (09/28/2015) [-] Oh now I get the reference. I thought you were for real. #43 - zorach (09/29/2015) [-] You thought I was so autistic that I actually beleived that hipsters are literally plants? Well, this is FJ. #44 - kingdaniel (09/29/2015) [-] Well, this IS Funnyjunk..
#3 - Jackman says that he has a big boss pl… [+] (3 new replies)	09/28/2015 on Wolverine	+120
#9 - zaxzwim (09/29/2015) [-] a fiddle you say? #14 - sirosd (09/29/2015) [-] #15 - zaxzwim (09/29/2015) [-]
#12 - OOOOH HERE SHE COMES SHE'S A SNAKE EATER [+] (5 new replies)	09/28/2015 on Quiet is with me ;)	+91
#75 - vorarephilia (09/29/2015) [-] #22 - papagascoigne (09/28/2015) [-] I GAVE MY LIFE NOT FOR HONOR BUT FOOOR YOOOOOOU #46 - overchaos (09/29/2015) [-] IN MY TIME THERE'LL BE NO ONE ELSE CRIME, IT'S THE WAY I FLY TO YOOOOOU #49 - lmrml (09/29/2015) [-] WOOOOAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #60 - floran (09/29/2015) [-] Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub ♫
#3 - Classic Jackie Chan	09/28/2015 on Denzel	+167
#23 - Because just like emos, hipsters are actually plants controlli… [+] (6 new replies)	09/28/2015 on when you download those...	0
#29 - kingdaniel (09/28/2015) [-] But in the graphic industry you have a lot of 'hipsters' and they have to work with computers or big print machines... that are technically also computers. Most graphic designer have this 'hipster-art-ish' vibe if you know what I mean. I hate Hipster as much as the next guy but being a hipster doesn't mean you don't know anything about technology. the fuck? Old people or young kids would fall sooner for this kind of websites. Pic related it's the most hipster-art-ish thing I could find. #33 - mugiwaraluffy (09/28/2015) [-] I think he just hates hipster #32 - zorach (09/28/2015) [-] You mean to tell me that there isn't a single hipster in this picture? #40 - kingdaniel (09/28/2015) [-] Oh now I get the reference. I thought you were for real. #43 - zorach (09/29/2015) [-] You thought I was so autistic that I actually beleived that hipsters are literally plants? Well, this is FJ. #44 - kingdaniel (09/29/2015) [-] Well, this IS Funnyjunk..
#12 - Someone posted this on tumblr ? [+] (1 new reply)	09/28/2015 on Tumblr Comp	0
#17 - donatelo (09/28/2015) [-] i use tumblr...and there is a whole spectrum of opinions on it. remember the whole gg thing? there was a quite a few pro-gg on it at the time, along with other opinions funnyjunk has. the sterotype of tumblr users is skewed because the pictures that are reposted here are specifically chosen by the op, thus giving us a non representative sample.
#23 - IKnowThatFeel.bro	09/28/2015 on Best game on 360	+1
#20 - Fright night? [+] (1 new reply)	09/28/2015 on Spooky	+1
#21 - ninjeh (09/28/2015) [-] either that one, or the movie where the young boy's mom meets a vampire in the supermarket and wants to date him, one of those.
#17 - Wich movie? [+] (3 new replies)	09/28/2015 on Spooky	+1
#19 - ninjeh (09/28/2015) [-] I don't remember the name, but it was about 2 kids trying to record the guy who moved next door to prove he's a vampire, and they recorded him going out of his car and on the video they saw the door open by it self(as the vampire wasn't recorded).. #20 - zorach (09/28/2015) [-] Fright night? #21 - ninjeh (09/28/2015) [-] either that one, or the movie where the young boy's mom meets a vampire in the supermarket and wants to date him, one of those.
#101 - Dear ******* god...	09/28/2015 on 2. It's okay.	0
#104 - >Quiet shoots skull >skulls focus on Quiet >a…	09/28/2015 on Oh shit	0
#26 - Sauce?	09/27/2015 on Pumped	+1
#25 - max gear	09/27/2015 on Best of British	+6
#4 - Aren't you that one 12 year old? [+] (1 new reply)	09/27/2015 on GET FJ TOP CONTENT BEFORE...	-2
#5 - jamesten (09/27/2015) [-] no
#3 - You chose to post grounded vindaloop instead of free hat?	09/26/2015 on Take This Hat, Free of Charge	-1
#8 - Don't know if you're joking or not but there are already 2 sea…	09/26/2015 on It's a promo Morty.	+5