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#2 - You're missing the last panel where it's revealed the standing… 10/02/2015 on Greetings +14
#3 - I'm not sure if this is cringe or not. 10/02/2015 on flute skills +3
#11 - Thanks but I meant the original clip.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2015 on Herd you like these +8
#3 - ******* skinwalkers... 10/02/2015 on Wasnt me 0
#3 - This is it! We've finally found the answer! No wonder… 10/02/2015 on Savage -1
#21 - He said that he solders cpu:s  [+] (4 new replies) 10/02/2015 on I Build CPU's and Solder... +21
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#31 - talpss (10/03/2015) [-]
Which, as everyone knows, all you have to do to put a CPU into a computer is to align the pins on the CPU/motherboard with the motherboard/CPU (and no, you cannot make your own fucking CPU by soldering it or some shit).
#87 - BloodyTurds (10/03/2015) [-]
well.. technically some cpus are SOC (system on chip) which would actually require advanced soldering to replace/repair... though there is little chance he could actually do it..
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#95 - talpss (10/03/2015) [-]
Let's have some commen sense and say he can't do it.
#99 - BloodyTurds (10/03/2015) [-]
I never said he could..
though if its just re-flow soldering to REPAIR a chip, it would in-fact be possible(still far from probable)
#8 - Anyone got the original?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/02/2015 on Herd you like these +6
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#47 - cheeziswin (10/03/2015) [-]
Smooth Nerd Dancing - Vine
Here you go.
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#51 - zorach (10/03/2015) [-]
Thanks.
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#11 - zorach (10/02/2015) [-]
Thanks but I meant the original clip.
#9 - I can't believe it's not skyrimdovah! 10/02/2015 on Kermit +6
#11 - You're actually just half right on big boss not being there. …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/02/2015 on War: Soviet-Afghan War. +1
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#39 - youregaylol (10/03/2015) [-]
wait, so two people can be big boss? i thought big boss was one person.

I will never understand metal gear lore, no matter how hard i try.

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#40 - sircool (10/03/2015) [-]
you don't play MGS 5 as naked snake, but venom snake. You're a dude that was in a helicopter with Naked Snake when it was shot down, had your face, body and voice changed to look and sound like him. Naked is off I think setting things up for the first metal gear to take place while you, Venom, set up a whole lot of other shit.

Big Boss is just a title, the type of "snake" is the name. I think there's Liquid, Solid, Naked, and Venomous.
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#47 - zorach (10/03/2015) [-]
I haven't played mg1 and mg2 but I thought that the whole "outer heaven" thing happened before zanzibar land?
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#48 - sircool (10/03/2015) [-]
mg1 and 2 come after mg 5.

mg 3 is the first in order of events, mobile ops after, peace walker (which is very important to 5 in terms of story) then finally the demo/prologue of MG 5, ground zeros.
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#49 - zorach (10/03/2015) [-]
Yeah but the "outer heaven uprising" was in mg1 right?
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#50 - sircool (10/03/2015) [-]
I have no idea. This is what I found.

metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Outer_Heaven_Uprising
#2 - >Just been attacked by a serial killer >managed to k… 10/02/2015 on Good job! +5
#5 - Wasn't he arrested?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2015 on Cookie Surprise 0
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#10 - xedeid (10/02/2015) [-]
No, but he was ticketed
#2 - The guy on the left kinda looks the part. 10/01/2015 on Twilight +44
#6 - How to lose a case 101 10/01/2015 on Self Incrimination 0
#4 - dasdiejoke.jif 10/01/2015 on (untitled) +6
#39 - **zorach used "*roll 1, 1111-9999*"** **zorach rolls 9,915** 10/01/2015 on Check comment #1 0
#27 - **zorach used "*roll picture*"** **zorach rolled image ** 10/01/2015 on Webm comp XX/XXXII: Middle... 0
#102 - Does it work with windows 10 yet?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2015 on Superman 0
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#103 - SmilingJackSmyth (10/01/2015) [-]
No idea, I wouldn't install win10 unless I had to. But the GoG version should.
#13 - FJ >has "upload via URL" feature …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2015 on Posting pictures +7
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#21 - stefanovic (09/30/2015) [-]
Chess
>has checkmate
Checkers
>doesn't


christian atheists
#10 - What if they see Bruce Lee? 09/30/2015 on Halle Berry +38
#23 - Oh Jesus Christ I read that in mr slave's voice. 09/30/2015 on Some Good Old Hellsing +1
#30 - When a warrior is killed before he can build enough rage. 09/30/2015 on Florida +4
#13 - Oh hi Mar- Oh hi Mar- Oh hi Mar- Oh hi Mar- Oh…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2015 on Men in Black +7
#20 - lemonpizzapie (09/30/2015) [-]
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#181 - It's what NASA uses. 09/30/2015 on Feels time 0
#76 - Is that Jack from vtmb?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2015 on Superman 0
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#93 - SmilingJackSmyth (09/30/2015) [-]
Yes, indeed. Good man! Now someone is going to reinstall it. me
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#102 - zorach (10/01/2015) [-]
Does it work with windows 10 yet?
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#103 - SmilingJackSmyth (10/01/2015) [-]
No idea, I wouldn't install win10 unless I had to. But the GoG version should.
#3 - they might be using hypnosis like with venom snake 09/29/2015 on I love this game +2

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#5 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
You know. standing here. waiting for action.
User avatar #2 - davidavidson (01/30/2015) [-]
faggot
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