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zorach

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Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#51 - Yeah but I doubt that someone who doesn't know the snakes know… 10/12/2015 on Were all snake 0
#4 - IT'S AN IMAGE MACRO!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… 10/11/2015 on New Meme Comp -1
#9 - Naked snake is big boss. Big boss has a "phantom…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/11/2015 on Were all snake +9
#48 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
Para Medic isn't just "some guy", nerd
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#51 - zorach (10/12/2015) [-]
Yeah but I doubt that someone who doesn't know the snakes know who the medic is.
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#10 - konysugandanbitch (10/11/2015) [-]
Thank you, that actually helped a lot.
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#42 - camslayer (10/12/2015) [-]
solid was a straight clone, Liquid was all of the recessive genes that big boss had and solidus was supposed to be the perfect combination of them both.
#2 - Ah, the hamburgers of kazuhira miller...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2015 on (untitled) +15
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#18 - Visual (10/12/2015) [-]
"They played us like a damn McGriddle!!"
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#9 - captainprincess (10/11/2015) [-]
Such a lust for beef?

WHOOOOOO-
#3 - And Donald Trump as the villain.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2015 on i'd watch it twice +39
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#5 - wtel (10/11/2015) [-]
Only if he's a Mexican Chihuahua
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#6 - sirsirsonson (10/11/2015) [-]
I think we all know we're gonna go with the whole kgd (kremlin guard dogs) and the villain is a Siberian husky with an eyepatch and zangeif voice
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#11 - tenaciouslee (10/11/2015) [-]
A husky with an eyepatch?

Sounds like a real Diamond in the rough.
#36 - >kaz is a faggot Bet you like cipher too. 10/11/2015 on Metal Gear Solid +2
#34 - I didn't even get the option...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2015 on Metal Gear Solid 0
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#39 - sladee (10/11/2015) [-]
At mission 22 it will force you to, so you go offline before even starting it.
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#35 - angelious (10/11/2015) [-]
well basically the game forces you to create a fob...kinda annoying...


the updates it does everytime you open the game..you can just deny them..
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2015 on It's like playboy 0
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#4 - **** yes, new comps! 10/10/2015 on Comp of Monsters 6 +4
#44 - >promoting clicktheft 10/10/2015 on Hal -1
#199006 - Easy, become the very top of the buddhist monks.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +3
#199020 - brooklynbaby (10/10/2015) [-]
You have wisdom..
#76 - Go back to ******* 9gag. 10/10/2015 on Racism 0
#2 - 69% upvotes 10/10/2015 on old white man gets fucked... +52
#3 - Comment deleted 10/10/2015 on >middle school 0
#4 - It rotted. 10/10/2015 on Admin -1
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 10/10/2015 on It's like playboy 0
#4 - madb Comment deleted by zorach
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#5 - madb Comment deleted by zorach
#5 - What have I missed? 10/10/2015 on rorflcopter 0
#12 - "They weren't supposed to find the bodies" 10/10/2015 on Haunted House Pics +33
#11 - Comment deleted 10/10/2015 on Haunted House Pics 0
#5 - >not just let quiet handle them while you relax with a cigar.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2015 on Violent Video... +13
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#9 - asotil (10/10/2015) [-]
But I do that literally every mission

Guilty Butterfly OP
#4 - I think this is one of those "goes along with eve… 10/09/2015 on whomp whomp 0
#13 - In greggs?  [+] (30 new replies) 10/09/2015 on Racism +48
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#16 - notaking (10/09/2015) [-]
What raciest slur did that lad use whilst in Greggs?
#57 - thesirofponies (10/10/2015) [-]
you fucked it all up lad
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#59 - notaking (10/10/2015) [-]
But did I?
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#73 - furiousmarshmellow (10/10/2015) [-]
Yes.
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#56 - Riukanojutsu (10/10/2015) [-]
ya dropped it
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#58 - notaking (10/10/2015) [-]
Would you believe I did it on purpose?
#60 - Riukanojutsu (10/10/2015) [-]
#61 - notaking (10/10/2015) [-]
I can't.
I'm already dead.
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#76 - zorach (10/10/2015) [-]
Go back to fucking 9gag.
#54 - notaking (10/10/2015) [-]
I'll take my red thumbs with pride knowing I'm the one asking the right questions here!
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#50 - kijajouteh (10/10/2015) [-]
a racist one
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#47 - stonetomcat (10/10/2015) [-]
What are you doing ruining jokes on funnyjunk, lad?
#77 - stonetomcat (10/10/2015) [-]
I went with the joke, and I get thumbed down as well?
The fuck?
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#79 - notaking (10/10/2015) [-]
Embrace the hate. Let it flow through you.
#24 - derpinstock (10/10/2015) [-]
Idk why everyone thumbed you down but I did too
#75 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]
typical fj
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#25 - kyubii (10/10/2015) [-]
Cause he was ruinin' jokes in funnyjunk lad.
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#37 - naomabobian (10/10/2015) [-]
On funnyjunk?
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#42 - takesomemorewater (10/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, on funnyjunk
#27 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]
But why was he ruinin' jokes?
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#29 - kyubii (10/10/2015) [-]
He was in Funnyjunk.
#30 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]
yea, but why?
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#35 - kyubii (10/10/2015) [-]
To ruin jokes.
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#31 - donbionicle (10/10/2015) [-]
So he could ruin the jokes
#32 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]
On funnyjunk?
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#33 - donbionicle (10/10/2015) [-]
aye, on funnyjunk
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#74 - hopporto (10/10/2015) [-]
But what was he doing on funnyjunk?
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#80 - megatheman (10/12/2015) [-]
Ruinin' jokes lad
#17 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
you ruined it
#14 - klille (10/09/2015) [-]
yeah it was in greggs
#9 - What was he doing in greggs?  [+] (33 new replies) 10/09/2015 on Racism +48
#10 - klille (10/09/2015) [-]
being racist
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#13 - zorach (10/09/2015) [-]
In greggs?
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#16 - notaking (10/09/2015) [-]
What raciest slur did that lad use whilst in Greggs?
#57 - thesirofponies (10/10/2015) [-]
you fucked it all up lad
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#59 - notaking (10/10/2015) [-]
But did I?
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#73 - furiousmarshmellow (10/10/2015) [-]
Yes.
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#56 - Riukanojutsu (10/10/2015) [-]
ya dropped it
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#58 - notaking (10/10/2015) [-]
Would you believe I did it on purpose?
#60 - Riukanojutsu (10/10/2015) [-]
#61 - notaking (10/10/2015) [-]
I can't.
I'm already dead.
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#76 - zorach (10/10/2015) [-]
Go back to fucking 9gag.
#54 - notaking (10/10/2015) [-]
I'll take my red thumbs with pride knowing I'm the one asking the right questions here!
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#50 - kijajouteh (10/10/2015) [-]
a racist one
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#47 - stonetomcat (10/10/2015) [-]
What are you doing ruining jokes on funnyjunk, lad?
#77 - stonetomcat (10/10/2015) [-]
I went with the joke, and I get thumbed down as well?
The fuck?
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#79 - notaking (10/10/2015) [-]
Embrace the hate. Let it flow through you.
#24 - derpinstock (10/10/2015) [-]
Idk why everyone thumbed you down but I did too
#75 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]
typical fj
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#25 - kyubii (10/10/2015) [-]
Cause he was ruinin' jokes in funnyjunk lad.
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#37 - naomabobian (10/10/2015) [-]
On funnyjunk?
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#42 - takesomemorewater (10/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, on funnyjunk
#27 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]
But why was he ruinin' jokes?
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#29 - kyubii (10/10/2015) [-]
He was in Funnyjunk.
#30 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]
yea, but why?
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#35 - kyubii (10/10/2015) [-]
To ruin jokes.
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#31 - donbionicle (10/10/2015) [-]
So he could ruin the jokes
#32 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]
On funnyjunk?
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#33 - donbionicle (10/10/2015) [-]
aye, on funnyjunk
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#74 - hopporto (10/10/2015) [-]
But what was he doing on funnyjunk?
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#80 - megatheman (10/12/2015) [-]
Ruinin' jokes lad
#17 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
you ruined it
#14 - klille (10/09/2015) [-]
yeah it was in greggs
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#11 - evilhomer (10/09/2015) [-]
ye but why
#159494 - Is it avant garde?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#159495 - viscerys (10/09/2015) [-]
I dunno if that's for me to claim :/
I wouldn't say so. I would struggle to put it in a genre, but that's due to my inexperience, and, like, lack of knowledge.
#159493 - Picture 10/09/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0

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#5 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
You know. standing here. waiting for action.
User avatar #2 - davidavidson (01/30/2015) [-]
faggot
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