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#129 - I meant the phone call is free  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on it really is sad -3
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#130 - truesmokewolf (5 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. 911 is free on all carriers and it's available on all remaining public phones.
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#151 - fuccthedevil (4 hours ago) [-]
You can also dial 911 on a phone that isn't connected to a phone company.

Like old cell phones and such.
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#138 - clareon (5 hours ago) [-]
"Remaining" being the keyword here. You find a pay phone and its like walking into a dying Blockbuster store. The one and only time I saw one here, i looked to my friend and said "To your left you'll see a relic from an ancient civilization".
#127 - seeing as how 911 is the american emergency number it cost…  [+] (5 new replies) 5 hours ago on it really is sad -3
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#128 - truesmokewolf (5 hours ago) [-]
911 for medical emergencies immediately dispatches an ambulance, which you are charged for. Most of the time it's better to just get a ride to the hospital.
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#129 - zombifier (5 hours ago) [-]
I meant the phone call is free
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#130 - truesmokewolf (5 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. 911 is free on all carriers and it's available on all remaining public phones.
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#151 - fuccthedevil (4 hours ago) [-]
You can also dial 911 on a phone that isn't connected to a phone company.

Like old cell phones and such.
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#138 - clareon (5 hours ago) [-]
"Remaining" being the keyword here. You find a pay phone and its like walking into a dying Blockbuster store. The one and only time I saw one here, i looked to my friend and said "To your left you'll see a relic from an ancient civilization".
#127 - my state teaches all of that, still doesn't work 21 hours ago on Tumblrerorerorerorerorerore... +1
#120 - kansas not much else to do other than **** or get high 23 hours ago on Tumblrerorerorerorerorerore... +1
#60 - it baffles me how they refuse to use birth control, or even pull out  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2016 on Tumblrerorerorerorerorerore... +6
#124 - ainise (21 hours ago) [-]
In like..60% of the states they aren't taught about birth control. or sex ed. or sex. or stds. or anything. "Abstinence only!".

'cuz that works.
#168 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
And think pull out works because they never heard of pre-cum wich ALSO has Sperm Cells in it
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#127 - zombifier (21 hours ago) [-]
my state teaches all of that, still doesn't work
#54 - I'm just basing my observation from my senior year half th…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/27/2016 on Tumblrerorerorerorerorerore... +2
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#92 - shenro (07/27/2016) [-]
google says that highschool is 14-18 so a freshman is 14, what kinda neighbourhood are you in, that in a class of a bunch of 14 year olds, half are pregnant?
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#120 - zombifier (23 hours ago) [-]
kansas
not much else to do other than fuck or get high
#58 - lujan (07/27/2016) [-]
A few of my students have kids. I teach Honors classes.
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#136 - optiknarty (19 hours ago) [-]
please make a post about your experiences as a teacher
#176 - lujan (3 hours ago) [-]
1st Period - "Girls stop arguing about cheer. I haven't made lesson plans today. You know what? Sydney, how about you come teach the class. Here's the teacher's edition of the textbook and the projector."

2nd - "Jaiden, stop being late every day. Yeremie, stop being late every day. Tannon, wake up. Alright, here's the lesson.........."

3rd - "Des'ree, stop yelling. Christian, you're too loud. Here's a worksheet everyone."

6th - "Levi, just leave. I don't care where you go. Alright, here's the lesson....."

7th - "No, Jaidyn, I won't marry you. No, I'm not going to see Lana Del Rey with you. No, I'm not going to church with you. Don't you have a boyfriend anyways? Reanna, can you please stop fighting with other teachers so you're not late every day? Alright, here's the lesson......"

8th - "Demarcus, sit down and shut up or I'll go talk to the Colonel. Sammy, stop having an autism fit. Alright, here's the lesson...........since you guys won't shut up, here's a worksheet."

That's pretty much how a bad day would go.
It wasn't like this every day, but you get the picture.
Despite being an honors class, I had a lot of autistics and migrant students who didn't know English, so that made things difficult. But most of the time I had like intro questions and videos and we did Kahoot.it about once a week, so it was nice. Most of my students weren't too bad. There's not a whole lot to talk about that happened in the class.
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#60 - zombifier (07/27/2016) [-]
it baffles me how they refuse to use birth control, or even pull out
#124 - ainise (21 hours ago) [-]
In like..60% of the states they aren't taught about birth control. or sex ed. or sex. or stds. or anything. "Abstinence only!".

'cuz that works.
#168 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
And think pull out works because they never heard of pre-cum wich ALSO has Sperm Cells in it
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#127 - zombifier (21 hours ago) [-]
my state teaches all of that, still doesn't work
#123 - yeah 07/27/2016 on Xaysh Avnecayta Xuidoctab +1
#58 - instead of picking up an adult cat, put a clothes pin there fo… 07/27/2016 on pure rage 0
#43 - he's jewish, so hillary filled his pockets trying to get his f… 07/27/2016 on Bernie Sanders 0
#28 - highschool freshmen are massive sluts  [+] (14 new replies) 07/27/2016 on Tumblrerorerorerorerorerore... +15
#51 - lujan (07/27/2016) [-]
I can confirm. I'm a 9th grade science teacher. Half my female students wanted to fuck me last school year. I didn't fuck any mainly because I don't want to lose my job or go to jail
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#139 - dofyx (19 hours ago) [-]
You must be a handsome mother fucker
#175 - lujan (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm somewhat attractive. I'm only 24 so I'm still fairly young and I have a beard, so freshmen girls tend to like that shit.
#59 - lujan (07/27/2016) [-]
I also forgot that two male students wanted to fuck me. One even wrote me a poem and a letter.
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#54 - zombifier (07/27/2016) [-]
I'm just basing my observation from my senior year
half the freshman class was either pregnant or already had a kid or 2...
this was 2008
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#92 - shenro (07/27/2016) [-]
google says that highschool is 14-18 so a freshman is 14, what kinda neighbourhood are you in, that in a class of a bunch of 14 year olds, half are pregnant?
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#120 - zombifier (23 hours ago) [-]
kansas
not much else to do other than fuck or get high
#58 - lujan (07/27/2016) [-]
A few of my students have kids. I teach Honors classes.
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#136 - optiknarty (19 hours ago) [-]
please make a post about your experiences as a teacher
#176 - lujan (3 hours ago) [-]
1st Period - "Girls stop arguing about cheer. I haven't made lesson plans today. You know what? Sydney, how about you come teach the class. Here's the teacher's edition of the textbook and the projector."

2nd - "Jaiden, stop being late every day. Yeremie, stop being late every day. Tannon, wake up. Alright, here's the lesson.........."

3rd - "Des'ree, stop yelling. Christian, you're too loud. Here's a worksheet everyone."

6th - "Levi, just leave. I don't care where you go. Alright, here's the lesson....."

7th - "No, Jaidyn, I won't marry you. No, I'm not going to see Lana Del Rey with you. No, I'm not going to church with you. Don't you have a boyfriend anyways? Reanna, can you please stop fighting with other teachers so you're not late every day? Alright, here's the lesson......"

8th - "Demarcus, sit down and shut up or I'll go talk to the Colonel. Sammy, stop having an autism fit. Alright, here's the lesson...........since you guys won't shut up, here's a worksheet."

That's pretty much how a bad day would go.
It wasn't like this every day, but you get the picture.
Despite being an honors class, I had a lot of autistics and migrant students who didn't know English, so that made things difficult. But most of the time I had like intro questions and videos and we did Kahoot.it about once a week, so it was nice. Most of my students weren't too bad. There's not a whole lot to talk about that happened in the class.
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#60 - zombifier (07/27/2016) [-]
it baffles me how they refuse to use birth control, or even pull out
#124 - ainise (21 hours ago) [-]
In like..60% of the states they aren't taught about birth control. or sex ed. or sex. or stds. or anything. "Abstinence only!".

'cuz that works.
#168 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
And think pull out works because they never heard of pre-cum wich ALSO has Sperm Cells in it
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#127 - zombifier (21 hours ago) [-]
my state teaches all of that, still doesn't work