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zombiexslayer

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
Youtube Channel: Pretze1Man
Consoles Owned: xbox 360, playstation, playstation 2, wii
Video Games Played: skyrim, cod, mlb 2k11, crash bandicoot, spyro
X-box Gamertag: Pretze1 Man
Interests: baseball, football, FJ, having intelligent conversations on the great mysteries of life, writing short stories, thinking about my zombie survival plan
Date Signed Up:2/23/2010
Last Login:5/12/2015
Location:Maine
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3304 total,  3897 ,  593
Comment Thumbs: 1110 total,  1646 ,  536
Content Level Progress: 99% (99/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 206 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 207 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:2
Content Views:48978
Times Content Favorited:266 times
Total Comments Made:514
FJ Points:4583
Favorite Tags: game (12) | the (12) | The Game (12) | Guns (3) | a (2) | funny (2) | gun (2) | it (2) | Penis (2) | tits (2) | You (2)
Feel free to add me on xbox or youtube, im almost always up to talk

latest user's comments

#2 - I'll take the bike. 07/01/2012 on So True 0
#38 - Don't tell anyone... 07/01/2012 on Wut. +3
#3 - I put a link to it in the description. 07/01/2012 on Wut. 0
#119 - yum 06/30/2012 on win if i dont say -1
#78 - Anon, we don't want YOU here.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2012 on They always do man, they... 0
#181 - anonymous (06/30/2012) [-]
Die in a meth fueled fire daughter only by short bus kids shadowing fire fighters.
#209 - anonymous (06/30/2012) [-]
Wat
#183 - anonymous (06/30/2012) [-]
Fought *
#22 - I think you need this.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2012 on You Do What!? +10
User avatar #24 - avatarawesome (06/26/2012) [-]
hehehehehehe propane
#114 - I bet those ones are all asian...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2012 on Green Ranger 0
User avatar #115 - sailorsun (06/22/2012) [-]
Yeah cause this is the original version of power rangers samurai. It's called Samurai Sentai Shinkenger
#76 - The black ranger is black, and the yellow ranger is asian. …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/21/2012 on Green Ranger +42
#113 - sailorsun (06/22/2012) [-]
After a while the changed the yellow ranger to a black chick and the black ranger to an asian guy. Just letting everyone know.
I don't have any mighty morphin pictures so here is some samurai rangers.
User avatar #114 - zombiexslayer (06/22/2012) [-]
I bet those ones are all asian...
User avatar #115 - sailorsun (06/22/2012) [-]
Yeah cause this is the original version of power rangers samurai. It's called Samurai Sentai Shinkenger
User avatar #80 - joeylopezis (06/21/2012) [-]
One time I was wearing my power rangers shirt and some guy came up to me to tell me that he thought my shirt was awesome and that the pink ranger gave him his first boner.
User avatar #98 - theaceofthespade (06/22/2012) [-]
That's an awful lot of information to give to a stranger
User avatar #278 - joeylopezis (06/22/2012) [-]
It was, but he was one of those guys who goes to the movies hammered because he can't enjoy anything sober.
#149 - Of course not, this is the internet. 06/16/2012 on Morbid for Animal lovers 0
#114 - My 16th birthday was on the 23rd. I expected all of my friends…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2012 on Happy 19th To Me 0
User avatar #122 - Strudel (05/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, Michelle only remembered because of facebook too.
#46 - Obvious 9gagger is obvious. 05/16/2012 on Still not as anal as admin 0
#345 - im not a fan of beiber but, aids doesnt affect your voice, a cold does  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2012 on Real Music +2
User avatar #404 - Gantrhythor (05/17/2012) [-]
The pain of having aids does.
#469 - Is mine blue..? 05/04/2012 on Found a 20 While Cleaning... 0
#626 - Try Me. I Dare You..  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2012 on Dont fuck with /b/ 0
User avatar #633 - thejazzman (04/04/2012) [-]
Requires a photo taken by the person. If the person isn't careful people can track them down
#148 - Nope. 04/02/2012 on APRIL FOOLS FJ 2012 +1
#147 - Do i have black text?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2012 on APRIL FOOLS FJ 2012 +1
User avatar #148 - zombiexslayer (04/02/2012) [-]
Nope.
#936 - **** . i screen shotted it 1 and a half hours before you…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2012 on Epic Roll +6
#1018 - HostileAlex (03/20/2012) [-]
#75 - Damn, beat me to it.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2012 on Keep going -15
#80 - effervescent has deleted their comment.
#134 - sauce on the last one? there must be a video  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2012 on The Amazing Fox News +4
User avatar #148 - Trrave (03/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try Photoshop. =-)
User avatar #140 - wacemindu (03/14/2012) [-]
second this
User avatar #150 - trimageryan (03/14/2012) [-]
Third (Let the games begin)
User avatar #167 - wacemindu (03/14/2012) [-]
After much youtube searching I believe this to be a fake... I'm sorry gentlemen, this truly is a dark day for man kind
#172 - trimageryan (03/14/2012) [-]
#567 - Dear FunnyJunk, I havn't taken a shower today, and now my …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2012 on pokemon anyone? +6
#583 - ThugAimm (02/26/2012) [-]
Run to the YMCA or the public pool or the public bathroom and just wash yo self there. If someone stares just be like you jelly of my bawdy?
#582 - godfatherofsoul (02/26/2012) [-]
Go to a friend's house and shower. I do that all the time, because I have lots of friends.
#576 - getoutofhere (02/26/2012) [-]
Go to like a rec center or something and shower there.
#574 - liamdoran (02/26/2012) [-]
haha poor people
User avatar #572 - TardytheTurtle (02/26/2012) [-]
kill yourself
#140 - **zombiexslayer rolled a random image posted in comment #120… 02/19/2012 on Fact Sphere (corrected) +3
#702 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 02/13/2012 on Lost Touch With Reality -1
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User avatar #723 - dunamfifteen (02/13/2012) [-]
FUCK YOU MAN THIS IS FJ TAKE THAT SHIT TO A GORE THREAD IN 4CHAN, WHAT THE FUCK SERIOSULY?
#722 - syrfan has deleted their comment.
#720 - fleskj (02/13/2012) [-]
WOW WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
#716 - msgtiron has deleted their comment.
User avatar #715 - jakeisgreattt (02/13/2012) [-]
What the actual fuck is wrong with you man? You're fucked in the head...
#714 - matthewfjr has deleted their comment.
#708 - randomawesomfacetr (02/13/2012) [-]
why do you want us to respond as if it were the most fucked up picture, and why will you delete it?
#706 - weeaboo (02/13/2012) [-]
#407 - i logged in just to see if it's true.. Mind Blown. 02/12/2012 on mind = blown 0
#289 - a gay dude who came to a girl 02/03/2012 on worst timing ever 0
#225 - Comment deleted 01/29/2012 on make up your mind 0

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User avatar #8 - LiteninStruckTower **User deleted account** (08/24/2011) [-]
who was the girl ****** from behind? faggot charmeleons deleted it before i saw
User avatar #9 to #8 - zombiexslayer (08/24/2011) [-]
i dont know what her name is, but ill PM you the link
User avatar #7 - watchmerock (06/08/2011) [-]
Link us to the evidence! do it you won't
#1 - alazandar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - zombiexslayer (05/26/2011) [-]
yup.
#3 to #2 - alazandar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - zombiexslayer (05/26/2011) [-]
that works i guess, i was just gonna poke the soft spot with a stick
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