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Age: 21
Youtube Channel: Pretze1Man
Consoles Owned: xbox 360, playstation, playstation 2, wii
Video Games Played: skyrim, cod, mlb 2k11, crash bandicoot, spyro
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Interests: baseball, football, FJ, having intelligent conversations on the great mysteries of life, writing short stories, thinking about my zombie survival plan
Date Signed Up:2/23/2010
Last Login:11/21/2014
Location:Maine
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#20 - Those poor people. They're all missing their arms!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2013 on The Logic of Porn +4
User avatar #31 - kiingofaces (07/08/2013) [-]
But at least they will have sex before they die...except the guy on fire...

Idk if he will make it.
#26 - Simpsons did it. 06/15/2013 on futurama being brilliant +3
#11 - gay sex. 05/28/2013 on zombiexslayer's profile 0
#66 - They want to merge with Pawtucket and become one city, but eve… 05/23/2013 on "We'll Try." 0
#196 - Dickbutt. 05/23/2013 on Philosophy at it's best 0
#195 - Hey man, you wrote it. 05/23/2013 on Philosophy at it's best +35
#36 - No, there are actually teenage girls that want him freed becau…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Dumb Bitch Overload +3
#43 - zerpderp (05/18/2013) [-]
We seriously need to start killing off the idiots
#119 - cabbagemayhem (05/18/2013) [-]
#5454 - Can i haz a thumb..? 05/15/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +7
#581 - That was the most polite rant that i have ever read. 04/22/2013 on Statists 0
#120 - implying feds actually do their jobs 04/06/2013 on Genius 0
#81 - Yes, just like your life before the coma.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on Tumblr +8
#141 - newmainman (04/06/2013) [-]
Yeah...
#35 - No, i was trying to say that he has no right to call the Nativ…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2013 on "spring" has sprung +6
#37 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2013) [-]
That wouldn't have happened if they would have just listened to us and moved. Actually a lot more natives would be alive today if they would have just listened. It's their fault their people were wiped out. But they were uncivilized. What made them uncivilized was their way of life. They ran around half naked screaming at animals and worshiping trees... how fucking stupid are you praying to a god damn tree? Also they spent their whole days getting high and believing they can talk to spirits... but that's what happens when you rot your brain away on drugs, you start seeing/hearing things
#40 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2013) [-]
you call us vicious when you made a geneocide on us AND THE FUCKED UP THING IS EVERYONE STOOD BY AND WATCHED IT HAPPEN BUT WHEN IT CAME TO WORLD WAR 2 and sorry no offense to any one of jewish heritage just try to make a point on this i mean no disrespect what so ever EVERY ONE FUCKING JUMPED GERMANYS SHIT ABOUT IT AND STOOD UP TO HIM AND STARTED FUCKING HIS ASS UP BUT GOD FUCKING FORBID THEY DO THAT BACK THEN TO OH THEY ARE JUST SAVAGES WELL YOU WHITE WHERE AT ONE POINT AND TIME TOO AND WE ONLY BECAME SAVAGE BC WHITE PEOPLE WERE BEING KILLED BY NATIVE AMERICANS BC THEY KILLED ARE PEOPLE SO WE DID THE SAME IN RETURN
#50 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2013) [-]
There wouldn't have been a native American genocide if they didn't fight us. It's their fault. A lot of deaths could have been avoided if they just moved and gave us what we wanted. They were too stupid though. The holocaust was different, there was no land at stake. We wanted the land, you were living on the land, wouldn't move, so we killed them. They should have just moved their little tee pees or however the fuck you spell it.
#64 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2013) [-]
DIDNT FIGHT YOU THATS JUST LIKE SAYING IF YOU DIDNT FIGHT THE BRITISH UD STILL BE BRITS BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD FORBID WE FIGHT YOU WHITE PEOPLE TO SAVE ARE PEOPLE AND ARE CULUTURE AND WAY OF LIFE JUST BC WE DONT LIKE THE WHITE MANS GOD AND WAY OF LIFE AND CULTURE THAT SIR IS TRUE INGNORANCE AN I HOPE YOU AND YOUR FAMILYS BLOOD LINE DIES OUT SOON AND NEVER SEE YOUR GODS HEAVENS
#29 - Well how can you call that vicious if white people did it too?…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2013 on "spring" has sprung +2
#34 - cockasian (03/29/2013) [-]
are you implying that white people can't o something vicious? that if they do something that gruesome, it can be justified? It doesn't matter who did it, the act is still vicious
User avatar #35 - zombiexslayer (03/29/2013) [-]
No, i was trying to say that he has no right to call the Native Americans "Vicious" and "Uncivilized Savages", without admitting that white people can be just as bad.
#37 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2013) [-]
That wouldn't have happened if they would have just listened to us and moved. Actually a lot more natives would be alive today if they would have just listened. It's their fault their people were wiped out. But they were uncivilized. What made them uncivilized was their way of life. They ran around half naked screaming at animals and worshiping trees... how fucking stupid are you praying to a god damn tree? Also they spent their whole days getting high and believing they can talk to spirits... but that's what happens when you rot your brain away on drugs, you start seeing/hearing things
#40 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2013) [-]
you call us vicious when you made a geneocide on us AND THE FUCKED UP THING IS EVERYONE STOOD BY AND WATCHED IT HAPPEN BUT WHEN IT CAME TO WORLD WAR 2 and sorry no offense to any one of jewish heritage just try to make a point on this i mean no disrespect what so ever EVERY ONE FUCKING JUMPED GERMANYS SHIT ABOUT IT AND STOOD UP TO HIM AND STARTED FUCKING HIS ASS UP BUT GOD FUCKING FORBID THEY DO THAT BACK THEN TO OH THEY ARE JUST SAVAGES WELL YOU WHITE WHERE AT ONE POINT AND TIME TOO AND WE ONLY BECAME SAVAGE BC WHITE PEOPLE WERE BEING KILLED BY NATIVE AMERICANS BC THEY KILLED ARE PEOPLE SO WE DID THE SAME IN RETURN
#50 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2013) [-]
There wouldn't have been a native American genocide if they didn't fight us. It's their fault. A lot of deaths could have been avoided if they just moved and gave us what we wanted. They were too stupid though. The holocaust was different, there was no land at stake. We wanted the land, you were living on the land, wouldn't move, so we killed them. They should have just moved their little tee pees or however the fuck you spell it.
#64 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2013) [-]
DIDNT FIGHT YOU THATS JUST LIKE SAYING IF YOU DIDNT FIGHT THE BRITISH UD STILL BE BRITS BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD FORBID WE FIGHT YOU WHITE PEOPLE TO SAVE ARE PEOPLE AND ARE CULUTURE AND WAY OF LIFE JUST BC WE DONT LIKE THE WHITE MANS GOD AND WAY OF LIFE AND CULTURE THAT SIR IS TRUE INGNORANCE AN I HOPE YOU AND YOUR FAMILYS BLOOD LINE DIES OUT SOON AND NEVER SEE YOUR GODS HEAVENS
#23 - actually, scalping was originally done by white bounty hunters…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/29/2013 on "spring" has sprung +8
#28 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2013) [-]
Actually it wasn't. The native Americans had been doing that long before the first white settler first set foot on this land. They would viciously kill and scalp the head of rival tribe members.
User avatar #29 - zombiexslayer (03/29/2013) [-]
Well how can you call that vicious if white people did it too? it doesn't matter who did it first.
#34 - cockasian (03/29/2013) [-]
are you implying that white people can't o something vicious? that if they do something that gruesome, it can be justified? It doesn't matter who did it, the act is still vicious
User avatar #35 - zombiexslayer (03/29/2013) [-]
No, i was trying to say that he has no right to call the Native Americans "Vicious" and "Uncivilized Savages", without admitting that white people can be just as bad.
#37 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2013) [-]
That wouldn't have happened if they would have just listened to us and moved. Actually a lot more natives would be alive today if they would have just listened. It's their fault their people were wiped out. But they were uncivilized. What made them uncivilized was their way of life. They ran around half naked screaming at animals and worshiping trees... how fucking stupid are you praying to a god damn tree? Also they spent their whole days getting high and believing they can talk to spirits... but that's what happens when you rot your brain away on drugs, you start seeing/hearing things
#40 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2013) [-]
you call us vicious when you made a geneocide on us AND THE FUCKED UP THING IS EVERYONE STOOD BY AND WATCHED IT HAPPEN BUT WHEN IT CAME TO WORLD WAR 2 and sorry no offense to any one of jewish heritage just try to make a point on this i mean no disrespect what so ever EVERY ONE FUCKING JUMPED GERMANYS SHIT ABOUT IT AND STOOD UP TO HIM AND STARTED FUCKING HIS ASS UP BUT GOD FUCKING FORBID THEY DO THAT BACK THEN TO OH THEY ARE JUST SAVAGES WELL YOU WHITE WHERE AT ONE POINT AND TIME TOO AND WE ONLY BECAME SAVAGE BC WHITE PEOPLE WERE BEING KILLED BY NATIVE AMERICANS BC THEY KILLED ARE PEOPLE SO WE DID THE SAME IN RETURN
#50 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2013) [-]
There wouldn't have been a native American genocide if they didn't fight us. It's their fault. A lot of deaths could have been avoided if they just moved and gave us what we wanted. They were too stupid though. The holocaust was different, there was no land at stake. We wanted the land, you were living on the land, wouldn't move, so we killed them. They should have just moved their little tee pees or however the fuck you spell it.
#64 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2013) [-]
DIDNT FIGHT YOU THATS JUST LIKE SAYING IF YOU DIDNT FIGHT THE BRITISH UD STILL BE BRITS BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD FORBID WE FIGHT YOU WHITE PEOPLE TO SAVE ARE PEOPLE AND ARE CULUTURE AND WAY OF LIFE JUST BC WE DONT LIKE THE WHITE MANS GOD AND WAY OF LIFE AND CULTURE THAT SIR IS TRUE INGNORANCE AN I HOPE YOU AND YOUR FAMILYS BLOOD LINE DIES OUT SOON AND NEVER SEE YOUR GODS HEAVENS
User avatar #25 - goochmaster (03/29/2013) [-]
^This, a thousand times
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User avatar #8 - LiteninStruckTower **User deleted account** (08/24/2011) [-]
who was the girl ****** from behind? faggot charmeleons deleted it before i saw
User avatar #9 to #8 - zombiexslayer (08/24/2011) [-]
i dont know what her name is, but ill PM you the link
User avatar #7 - watchmerock (06/08/2011) [-]
Link us to the evidence! do it you won't
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User avatar #2 to #1 - zombiexslayer (05/26/2011) [-]
yup.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - zombiexslayer (05/26/2011) [-]
that works i guess, i was just gonna poke the soft spot with a stick
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