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Gender: male
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: Pretze1Man
Consoles Owned: xbox 360, playstation, playstation 2, wii
Video Games Played: skyrim, cod, mlb 2k11, crash bandicoot, spyro
X-box Gamertag: Pretze1 Man
Interests: baseball, football, FJ, having intelligent conversations on the great mysteries of life, writing short stories, thinking about my zombie survival plan
Date Signed Up:2/23/2010
Last Login:10/22/2014
Location:Maine
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#9050
Highest Content Rank:#905
Highest Comment Rank:#4492
Content Thumbs: 3303 total,  3896 ,  593
Comment Thumbs: 1110 total,  1646 ,  536
Content Level Progress: 99% (99/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 206 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 207 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:2
Content Views:48288
Times Content Favorited:268 times
Total Comments Made:512
FJ Points:4583
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#299 - you know how epic this is ;) 08/17/2010 on WHAT A TWIST! -64
#65 - you remember me?! 08/17/2010 on Worth the Read 2 +7
#303 - he must be Chuck Norris!!! O_o 08/16/2010 on balance 0
#298 - <(O_o)>  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2010 on balance 0
#299 - CalvinH (08/16/2010) [-]
awwww shiiiiittt
User avatar #303 - zombiexslayer (08/16/2010) [-]
he must be Chuck Norris!!! O_o
#296 - **zombiexslayer rolls 080,977** if i roll doubles, than this…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2010 on balance +1
#304 - Edzone (08/16/2010) [-]
Super-Tard away!
User avatar #298 - zombiexslayer (08/16/2010) [-]
<(O_o)>
#299 - CalvinH (08/16/2010) [-]
awwww shiiiiittt
User avatar #303 - zombiexslayer (08/16/2010) [-]
he must be Chuck Norris!!! O_o
#1 - i <3 lolcaptcha (no homo) 08/15/2010 on wow +1
#2755 - fine ill do it  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2010 on how to *roll* on funnyjunk! 0
User avatar #2766 - ominom (08/16/2010) [-]
photos wanted XD
#314 - this is gonna suck- someone better screen cap this 08/15/2010 on STARING CONTEST, GO! prt 2 0
#324 - **zombiexslayer rolls 6,991** quad and ill fap to a pic of my mom  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2010 on Alternative Art Compilation 2 0
User avatar #326 - mrdoctorpatrick (08/13/2010) [-]
**mrdoctorpatrick rolls 0** ones and you shut the fuck up
User avatar #328 - criusultima (08/13/2010) [-]
lulz
#323 - **zombiexslayer rolls 341,967** triples and i fap to justin beiber! 08/13/2010 on Alternative Art Compilation 2 0
#287 - **zombiexslayer rolls 088,887** triples and ill fap to JB  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2010 on STARING CONTEST, GO! prt 2 0
User avatar #301 - PedobearOnTV (08/13/2010) [-]
tough luck dude. quads
User avatar #289 - killernine (08/13/2010) [-]
Do It Faggot... :D
User avatar #314 - zombiexslayer (08/15/2010) [-]
this is gonna suck- someone better screen cap this
#282 - **zombiexslayer rolls 006,266** *triples and ill fap to justin bieber  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2010 on Now You Know More -1
User avatar #292 - mrdoctorpatrick (08/13/2010) [-]
ok rolling on every post saying you'll fap to justin bieber wasn't funny the 1st, 2nd or 3rd time seeing it. whats the theory? 4th times the charm?
#289 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2010) [-]
so close
#2740 - **zombiexslayer rolls 6,770** doubles and i fap to bluewaffle  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2010 on how to *roll* on funnyjunk! 0
User avatar #2751 - ominom (08/15/2010) [-]
photo or it didnt happen!!!
User avatar #2755 - zombiexslayer (08/15/2010) [-]
fine ill do it
User avatar #2766 - ominom (08/16/2010) [-]
photos wanted XD
#209 - I stopped at a stop sign and waited 45 minutes for it to turn … 08/12/2010 on Stoner Stories 2. +10
#87 - Pwned. 08/06/2010 on Zombie Invasion Tool +1
#68 - **** obama  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2010 on Oh Obama -6
User avatar #84 - kirbyy (07/18/2010) [-]
why?
#80 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/18/2010) [-]
agreed
User avatar #69 - Mcbeefpunch (07/18/2010) [-]
Agree
#308 - I sent you a friend request. damn how are u lvl 5. im on… 05/13/2010 on Ode to Squirtle! 0
#304 - Well done my Poke friend... Well done  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2010 on Ode to Squirtle! +1
User avatar #306 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
Pokemon has been in my since i was like 5!
User avatar #308 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
I sent you a friend request.
damn how are u lvl 5.
im only a slowpoke...
#303 - GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! POKEMON!!! 05/13/2010 on Ode to Squirtle! +1
#296 - You Teach me and ill teach you! POKEMON!!!!!!  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2010 on Ode to Squirtle! +1
User avatar #303 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
POKEMON!!!
User avatar #299 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL POKEMON!
User avatar #304 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
Well done my Poke friend...
Well done
User avatar #306 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
Pokemon has been in my since i was like 5!
User avatar #308 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
I sent you a friend request.
damn how are u lvl 5.
im only a slowpoke...
#292 - POKEMON! Our hearts so True!  [+] (7 new replies) 05/13/2010 on Ode to Squirtle! +1
User avatar #294 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH!!
User avatar #296 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
You Teach me and ill teach you!
POKEMON!!!!!!
User avatar #303 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
POKEMON!!!
User avatar #299 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL POKEMON!
User avatar #304 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
Well done my Poke friend...
Well done
User avatar #306 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
Pokemon has been in my since i was like 5!
User avatar #308 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
I sent you a friend request.
damn how are u lvl 5.
im only a slowpoke...
#285 - POKEMON, ITS YOU AND ME!  [+] (9 new replies) 05/13/2010 on Ode to Squirtle! +1
User avatar #289 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY! POKEMON!
OOOHHH YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND!!
User avatar #292 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
POKEMON!
Our hearts so True!
User avatar #294 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH!!
User avatar #296 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
You Teach me and ill teach you!
POKEMON!!!!!!
User avatar #303 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
POKEMON!!!
User avatar #299 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL POKEMON!
User avatar #304 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
Well done my Poke friend...
Well done
User avatar #306 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
Pokemon has been in my since i was like 5!
User avatar #308 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
I sent you a friend request.
damn how are u lvl 5.
im only a slowpoke...
#281 - I will travel across the land, searching far and wide!  [+] (11 new replies) 05/13/2010 on Ode to Squirtle! +1
User avatar #282 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
EACH POKEMON WILL UNDERSTAND,
THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!
User avatar #285 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
POKEMON,
ITS YOU AND ME!
User avatar #289 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY! POKEMON!
OOOHHH YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND!!
User avatar #292 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
POKEMON!
Our hearts so True!
User avatar #294 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH!!
User avatar #296 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
You Teach me and ill teach you!
POKEMON!!!!!!
User avatar #303 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
POKEMON!!!
User avatar #299 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL POKEMON!
User avatar #304 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
Well done my Poke friend...
Well done
User avatar #306 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
Pokemon has been in my since i was like 5!
User avatar #308 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
I sent you a friend request.
damn how are u lvl 5.
im only a slowpoke...
#270 - I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST! LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!  [+] (14 new replies) 05/13/2010 on Ode to Squirtle! 0
#278 - iHiNuGundam (05/13/2010) [-]
TO CATCH THEM IS MY TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
DUN DUN DUN!!
User avatar #276 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST!
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!
User avatar #281 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
I will travel across the land,
searching far and wide!
User avatar #282 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
EACH POKEMON WILL UNDERSTAND,
THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!
User avatar #285 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
POKEMON,
ITS YOU AND ME!
User avatar #289 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY! POKEMON!
OOOHHH YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND!!
User avatar #292 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
POKEMON!
Our hearts so True!
User avatar #294 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH!!
User avatar #296 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
You Teach me and ill teach you!
POKEMON!!!!!!
User avatar #303 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
POKEMON!!!
User avatar #299 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL POKEMON!
User avatar #304 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
Well done my Poke friend...
Well done
User avatar #306 - joshwontwon (05/13/2010) [-]
Pokemon has been in my since i was like 5!
User avatar #308 - zombiexslayer (05/13/2010) [-]
I sent you a friend request.
damn how are u lvl 5.
im only a slowpoke...
#196 - I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST!  [+] (15 new replies) 05/13/2010 on Celebrity Mansions -1
User avatar #209 - thenatester (05/13/2010) [-]
I kept singing in the pokemon themesong tune the hole way down the page
#198 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/13/2010) [-]
LIKE NO ONE EVAR WAS...DUN DUN DUN
User avatar #200 - BLACKDRAGONMASTER (05/13/2010) [-]
to catch them is my real test
#204 - amimuh has deleted their comment.
User avatar #206 - pirulz (05/13/2010) [-]
I will travel across the land
#211 - amimuh has deleted their comment.
User avatar #219 - thecollegedropout (05/13/2010) [-]
each pokemon to understand
the power thats inside
Pokemon!its you and me,i know its my destiny,Pokemon! oh youre my best friend,in a world we must defend Pokemon! our heart so true,our courage will pull us through,you teach me and ill teach you pokemon gotta catch em all!!
...w00t!
User avatar #220 - thecollegedropout (05/13/2010) [-]
Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
#226 - amimuh has deleted their comment.
User avatar #227 - thecollegedropout (05/13/2010) [-]
uh look down amimiuh
User avatar #225 - thecollegedropout (05/13/2010) [-]
Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny Pokemon!
Ooh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defendPokemon!
Our hearts so true Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon Gotta catch 'em all!

#203 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/13/2010) [-]
C-C-C-C-Combo BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #229 - thecollegedropout (05/13/2010) [-]
though interrupted thy greatest theme song?
(behind fresh prince)
I WILL SMIPE YOU WITH MY ALL POWERFUL SMIPING STICK!!!
(throws twig)
User avatar #249 - thecollegedropout (05/13/2010) [-]
wait? why would anyone thunb down this theme song?
#202 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/13/2010) [-]
TO C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER IS MY CAUSE
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User avatar #8 - LiteninStruckTower **User deleted account** (08/24/2011) [-]
who was the girl ****** from behind? faggot charmeleons deleted it before i saw
User avatar #9 to #8 - zombiexslayer (08/24/2011) [-]
i dont know what her name is, but ill PM you the link
User avatar #7 - watchmerock (06/08/2011) [-]
Link us to the evidence! do it you won't
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User avatar #2 to #1 - zombiexslayer (05/26/2011) [-]
yup.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - zombiexslayer (05/26/2011) [-]
that works i guess, i was just gonna poke the soft spot with a stick
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