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Gender: male
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: Pretze1Man
Consoles Owned: xbox 360, playstation, playstation 2, wii
Video Games Played: skyrim, cod, mlb 2k11, crash bandicoot, spyro
X-box Gamertag: Pretze1 Man
Interests: baseball, football, FJ, having intelligent conversations on the great mysteries of life, writing short stories, thinking about my zombie survival plan
Date Signed Up:2/23/2010
Last Login:10/22/2014
Location:Maine
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Comment Ranking:#9041
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#230 - "Admin" with red text 09/25/2014 on Rename anonymous 9/25/2014 +144
#94 - Hunter the puggle and Keera the pitbull. And yes, this is how … 06/22/2014 on White Bitches +1
#60 - "Realistic Pokemon" aka, Animals.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Realistic Sea Pokemon 0
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/26/2014) [-]
Well I bet you feel accomplished.
#106 - "Pretty bad" i wonder what would be considered … 02/19/2014 on Bedazzle all the things +3
#150 - that might take effort. 01/16/2014 on Lock code 0
#147 - I actually want to get **** done sometimes, but o…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Lock code 0
User avatar #148 - elcreepo (01/16/2014) [-]
Well, coming from a grade that had laptops I can say I agree, but if you want, there are apps which will help you block the site for yourself (though you can disable it) during the time you need to work.
User avatar #150 - zombiexslayer (01/16/2014) [-]
that might take effort.
#144 - nope  [+] (4 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Lock code 0
User avatar #146 - elcreepo (01/16/2014) [-]
Ah. They did that there this year (i've long since graduated) and that's the most common complaint, word for word
User avatar #147 - zombiexslayer (01/16/2014) [-]
I actually want to get shit done sometimes, but of course it distracts me, and i procrastinate, as I am doing right now here on FJ.
User avatar #148 - elcreepo (01/16/2014) [-]
Well, coming from a grade that had laptops I can say I agree, but if you want, there are apps which will help you block the site for yourself (though you can disable it) during the time you need to work.
User avatar #150 - zombiexslayer (01/16/2014) [-]
that might take effort.
#139 - My school gave us all ipads this year. It's the stupidest idea…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Lock code +5
User avatar #184 - senseofpurpose (01/16/2014) [-]
Apple gets paid
User avatar #143 - elcreepo (01/16/2014) [-]
killingly?
User avatar #144 - zombiexslayer (01/16/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #146 - elcreepo (01/16/2014) [-]
Ah. They did that there this year (i've long since graduated) and that's the most common complaint, word for word
User avatar #147 - zombiexslayer (01/16/2014) [-]
I actually want to get shit done sometimes, but of course it distracts me, and i procrastinate, as I am doing right now here on FJ.
User avatar #148 - elcreepo (01/16/2014) [-]
Well, coming from a grade that had laptops I can say I agree, but if you want, there are apps which will help you block the site for yourself (though you can disable it) during the time you need to work.
User avatar #150 - zombiexslayer (01/16/2014) [-]
that might take effort.
#179 - I disagree. That would be taking away their first amendment ri…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2013 on My Affirmation 0
User avatar #183 - cupcakecrusader (12/02/2013) [-]
Because they have a bad track record not equalled by any other organised grouping. Guess what happened last time we put them in charge :\
#219 - internetzsoviet (12/02/2013) [-]
A lot of other groups protest without factual evidence, why do you not ban them too?

I do not agree in the slightest with that opinion and if I did it would not be enough to just stop at religion, why not just ban all groups who do not believe the norm?
User avatar #223 - cupcakecrusader (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to ban those that "do not believe the norm", stop making me out to be a neo-nazi or something :\

All I'm saying is that throughout time, time and time and time and time and time again, the walls of history have been painted with various travesties of varies religions, big and small, crude and extensive, established or front.
Handing power to relegion has almost NEVER worked out well, and those where it did are debatable at best. They use the same old tired moral and ethical codes to justify protests based purely on "because our ten thousand year old book, which we claim to be only 4000 years, says it's right/wrong".

If a religious bodies comes and shows that GM crops devistates wildlife, as other factions did, they would be given a fair chance to speak as they wish. However, they march through, make a big to-do over the smallest issue, then when people get interested someone finds a way to stretch the facts to suit the story and they prop them up as doctrine.
User avatar #391 - internetzsoviet (12/02/2013) [-]
You're overlooking an obvious substrate to why they do this, and it is because their books are based on a deity or entity that we have no concrete and observable evidence to support. I honestly agree with your opinion that theocracies are not an effective means to govern a body of people but you can not remove a group's right to protest. The means to an end is often overlooked, but I agree that protesting and spreading false information is disgusting. Added to that is my extreme disgust for Islam, and my disrespect toward Judaism as well as Christianity (to a lesser extent, however).



#192 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/02/2013) [-]
Gave you a thumb friend :3 I remember what happened. Fuck that. They frowned upon fucking.
#32 - Maybe the AC was on. The car was probably running, he said it … 11/03/2013 on Dogs are great 0
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User avatar #8 - LiteninStruckTower **User deleted account** (08/24/2011) [-]
who was the girl ****** from behind? faggot charmeleons deleted it before i saw
User avatar #9 to #8 - zombiexslayer (08/24/2011) [-]
i dont know what her name is, but ill PM you the link
User avatar #7 - watchmerock (06/08/2011) [-]
Link us to the evidence! do it you won't
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User avatar #2 to #1 - zombiexslayer (05/26/2011) [-]
yup.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - zombiexslayer (05/26/2011) [-]
that works i guess, i was just gonna poke the soft spot with a stick
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