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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
X-box Gamertag: Z0MBiESAteMyCat
Interests: mountain biking
Date Signed Up:4/03/2012
Last Login:5/20/2013
Location:Pandora
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#27 - Picture 04/17/2013 on apply water.. +5
#38 - ahaha well that's all a bit of an exaggeration but thank you :)  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on nigglymcniggerton's profile 0
User avatar #39 - nigglymcniggerton (04/16/2013) [-]
Well, if I'm lyin', I'm dyin', because that's what who you are~ ;D
#35 - oh hey and on the theme of bears.. went to a pub the other nig…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on nigglymcniggerton's profile 0
User avatar #37 - nigglymcniggerton (04/16/2013) [-]
Heh, adorable :3

Though it's odd that my spirit guide is The Bear. o3o;;
#34 - you can have me pretending to be a bear. because let's fac…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2013 on nigglymcniggerton's profile 0
User avatar #36 - nigglymcniggerton (04/16/2013) [-]
Well, I guess it's me lucky day~

I found a lady who's attractive, smart and has a magnificent sense of humor :3
User avatar #38 - zombiestookmybike (04/16/2013) [-]
ahaha well that's all a bit of an exaggeration but thank you :)
User avatar #39 - nigglymcniggerton (04/16/2013) [-]
Well, if I'm lyin', I'm dyin', because that's what who you are~ ;D
#189 - *sigh*.. 04/16/2013 on Cats are lethal 0
#187 - don't worry, people think im a dude on here and also a 12 year…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Cats are lethal 0
User avatar #188 - thezephyr (04/16/2013) [-]
..... *sigh* people....
#189 - zombiestookmybike (04/16/2013) [-]
*sigh*..
#151 - i'm sorry, i'm not actually a porn star. i just didn't want to…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on Metal Puns 0
User avatar #152 - nigglymcniggerton (04/16/2013) [-]
Dude, it's cool, I'm just playing up the moment. :P
#148 - ..because i am a porn star?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Metal Puns +1
#149 - nigglymcniggerton (04/16/2013) [-]
...DAYUM.
#151 - zombiestookmybike (04/16/2013) [-]
i'm sorry, i'm not actually a porn star. i just didn't want to let you down.

so here's a porn star that isn't me.
User avatar #152 - nigglymcniggerton (04/16/2013) [-]
Dude, it's cool, I'm just playing up the moment. :P
#70 - aw, it's okay. i have silly days too 04/16/2013 on Metal Puns +12
#68 - my name on facebook is Suzy Jaccuzi. is that evidence my paren…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Metal Puns +13
#112 - nigglymcniggerton (04/16/2013) [-]
...Why does that sound like the name of a pornstar?
User avatar #148 - zombiestookmybike (04/16/2013) [-]
..because i am a porn star?
#149 - nigglymcniggerton (04/16/2013) [-]
...DAYUM.
#151 - zombiestookmybike (04/16/2013) [-]
i'm sorry, i'm not actually a porn star. i just didn't want to let you down.

so here's a porn star that isn't me.
User avatar #152 - nigglymcniggerton (04/16/2013) [-]
Dude, it's cool, I'm just playing up the moment. :P
User avatar #104 - bladebites (04/16/2013) [-]
"Suzy Jacuzzi"
That's really funny for some reason
#69 - epicapocalypse (04/16/2013) [-]
I guess I never thought about that
#70 - zombiestookmybike (04/16/2013) [-]
aw, it's okay.

i have silly days too
#180 - she it's okay you didn't know  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Cats are lethal 0
User avatar #186 - thezephyr (04/16/2013) [-]
Although i dont discriminate, i do typically assume male unless strongly persuaded otherwise, my apologies
User avatar #187 - zombiestookmybike (04/16/2013) [-]
don't worry, people think im a dude on here and also a 12 year old dude on xbox live. i'm thinking i should just get a sex change and make life easier and less confusing for everyone.
User avatar #188 - thezephyr (04/16/2013) [-]
..... *sigh* people....
#189 - zombiestookmybike (04/16/2013) [-]
*sigh*..
#85 - found on google images, along with loads of others like this …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Cats are lethal +13
User avatar #100 - johnnyferno (04/16/2013) [-]
The movie is not a fake. If that is what you mean.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z_(film)
#103 - thezephyr (04/16/2013) [-]
hes talking about the cat...
User avatar #180 - zombiestookmybike (04/16/2013) [-]
she

it's okay you didn't know
User avatar #186 - thezephyr (04/16/2013) [-]
Although i dont discriminate, i do typically assume male unless strongly persuaded otherwise, my apologies
User avatar #187 - zombiestookmybike (04/16/2013) [-]
don't worry, people think im a dude on here and also a 12 year old dude on xbox live. i'm thinking i should just get a sex change and make life easier and less confusing for everyone.
User avatar #188 - thezephyr (04/16/2013) [-]
..... *sigh* people....
#189 - zombiestookmybike (04/16/2013) [-]
*sigh*..
User avatar #105 - johnnyferno (04/16/2013) [-]
Oh.....I be retarded today...sorry.
User avatar #190 - thezephyr (04/16/2013) [-]
happens to the best of us my friend
#22 - ah well :p  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on thatscrewedupkid's profile 0
User avatar #23 - thatscrewedupkid (04/15/2013) [-]
but i will keep it in the back of my mind
#113 - it's okay, any friend that comes round gets to hear about gemi… 04/15/2013 on Story of my life 0
#112 - just turned too old to call childline damn it. 04/15/2013 on Story of my life 0
#19 - try turning me into a meme? it can be as offensive as you like.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2013 on thatscrewedupkid's profile 0
User avatar #21 - thatscrewedupkid (04/15/2013) [-]
i got nothing, cant think of shit lol. usually im good at this stuff
User avatar #22 - zombiestookmybike (04/15/2013) [-]
ah well :p
User avatar #23 - thatscrewedupkid (04/15/2013) [-]
but i will keep it in the back of my mind
User avatar #20 - thatscrewedupkid (04/15/2013) [-]
im not good with editing and all that jazz but i will give it a try after work
#17 - man i need you doing something a bit crazier  [+] (6 new replies) 04/15/2013 on thatscrewedupkid's profile 0
User avatar #18 - thatscrewedupkid (04/15/2013) [-]
lol, i will think of something and get back to you
#19 - zombiestookmybike (04/15/2013) [-]
try turning me into a meme? it can be as offensive as you like.
User avatar #21 - thatscrewedupkid (04/15/2013) [-]
i got nothing, cant think of shit lol. usually im good at this stuff
User avatar #22 - zombiestookmybike (04/15/2013) [-]
ah well :p
User avatar #23 - thatscrewedupkid (04/15/2013) [-]
but i will keep it in the back of my mind
User avatar #20 - thatscrewedupkid (04/15/2013) [-]
im not good with editing and all that jazz but i will give it a try after work
#16 - i SHOULD be working but instead im trying to turn you into a meme 04/15/2013 on thatscrewedupkid's profile 0
#7 - as a joke one time my parents created this imaginary other chi…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Story of my life +6
#40 - stallwallwriter (04/15/2013) [-]
Oh God, I laughed when I read her name was gemima, and now I feel really bad for finding your situation funny.
User avatar #113 - zombiestookmybike (04/15/2013) [-]
it's okay, any friend that comes round gets to hear about gemima, and they all think its hilarious too.
#16 - Her (04/15/2013) [-]
What the hell.
That should not be ok.
There should be a parenting class that everyone has to take and pass before they are allowed to have children.
User avatar #112 - zombiestookmybike (04/15/2013) [-]
just turned too old to call childline damn it.
#14 - this may take a while. all original thoughts have left my head.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2013 on thatscrewedupkid's profile 0
User avatar #15 - thatscrewedupkid (04/15/2013) [-]
no rush, i work today.
User avatar #16 - zombiestookmybike (04/15/2013) [-]
i SHOULD be working but instead im trying to turn you into a meme
#27 - gimme a picture i'll see what i can do.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2013 on typical 15 year old 0
#28 - thatscrewedupkid (04/15/2013) [-]
i swear if you call me a wizard...
#38 - Her (04/15/2013) [-]
Harry, what happened?
#30 - justxjames (04/15/2013) [-]
#25 - although not gonna lie, it would be interesting to see what t… 04/15/2013 on typical 15 year old 0
#24 - i fear the day when i will innocently log onto FunnyJunk and f…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/15/2013 on typical 15 year old +9
#39 - Her (04/15/2013) [-]
I've only seen one female that was used for a respectable meme. The others are all making fun of women.
So I'm pretty fearful too.
User avatar #26 - thatscrewedupkid (04/15/2013) [-]
i wanna be a meme
User avatar #27 - zombiestookmybike (04/15/2013) [-]
gimme a picture i'll see what i can do.
#28 - thatscrewedupkid (04/15/2013) [-]
i swear if you call me a wizard...
#38 - Her (04/15/2013) [-]
Harry, what happened?
#30 - justxjames (04/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - zombiestookmybike (04/15/2013) [-]
although not gonna lie, it would be interesting to see what type of meme i would become
#54 - Year 3000 - Busted. 04/15/2013 on Britains got slags 0
#53 - Year 3000 - Busted. 04/15/2013 on Britains got slags 0
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#348 - N. Korean citizen (05/13/2013) [-]
Where dem titties at.
#344 - N. Korean citizen (05/07/2013) [-]
Post nsfw
#347 to #346 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
Filthy slut
#342 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2013) [-]
I've seen your pubes.
User avatar #343 to #342 - zombiestookmybike (05/01/2013) [-]
ahahaha. great.
#340 - irwincardozo ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
**irwincardozo rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Cheating ** this should make you feel better
User avatar #341 to #340 - zombiestookmybike (04/29/2013) [-]
that did slightly. i'm not sure why though. thanks
User avatar #338 - Kaoz **User deleted account** (03/23/2013) [-]
check out this persons avatar
www.funnyjunk.com/user/allwinterswhite
#339 to #338 - allwinterswhite (03/23/2013) [-]
Ouuuuh. Someone mentiioned me and I got a notification, someone loves me!
#334 - amuserwholikesmuse (03/21/2013) [-]
**amuserwholikesmuse rolls 03** they see me rollin they hatin   
   
you posted on my profile so i felt the obligation to do the same
**amuserwholikesmuse rolls 03** they see me rollin they hatin

you posted on my profile so i felt the obligation to do the same
User avatar #335 to #334 - zombiestookmybike (03/21/2013) [-]
this is the best GIF i've ever seen
#336 to #335 - amuserwholikesmuse (03/21/2013) [-]
Matt's gifs are the shit
Matt's gifs are the shit
User avatar #337 to #336 - zombiestookmybike (03/22/2013) [-]
i dont have any :(
User avatar #333 - omnomsaade (02/23/2013) [-]
Since you were the one rolling dybs on my profile you should know, I delivered
#330 - Kaoz **User deleted account** (01/17/2013) [-]
for your collection :)
for your collection :)
#331 to #330 - zombiestookmybike (01/19/2013) [-]
AWWWWW! &lt;3
AWWWWW! <3
#332 to #331 - Kaoz **User deleted account** (01/19/2013) [-]
lol she lives
lol she lives
#318 - Kaoz **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
sorry for poor quality
#319 to #318 - zombiestookmybike (01/10/2013) [-]
want it :(
want it :(
User avatar #320 to #319 - Kaoz **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
ive only shot 40 rounds through it :(
its harder to take it shooting but im saving to get some upgrades for the imminent zombie apacolapse lol
scope laser flashlight etc
User avatar #321 to #320 - zombiestookmybike (01/10/2013) [-]
i have a zombie apocalypse kit i built myself in my room. it's incomplete at the moment.

but better to be safe than sorry!
User avatar #322 to #321 - Kaoz **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
lol i got all my military gear and plenty of ammo
User avatar #323 to #322 - zombiestookmybike (01/10/2013) [-]
it sucks being in england :c the best i can easily get hold of is a blade and a baseball bat..
User avatar #324 to #323 - Kaoz **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
got hunting knifes and such and you can always put nails in the bat, but i perfer a small crowbar
User avatar #325 to #324 - zombiestookmybike (01/10/2013) [-]
ideally i'd have a kawasaki 2012 ninja zx-62 with two chainsaws on each side to mow down zombies :)
User avatar #328 to #325 - Kaoz **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
but id still love to have a motorcycle for real
User avatar #326 to #325 - Kaoz **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
gasoline all i can say, bicycle would be better
#327 to #326 - zombiestookmybike (01/10/2013) [-]
i have a bike.
<<<< this is it
User avatar #329 to #327 - Kaoz **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
perfect!
#308 - tjsoup (11/05/2012) [-]
BFF lets dance!
BFF lets dance!
#306 - troro (11/04/2012) [-]
What's goin' on?
#307 to #306 - zombiestookmybike (11/05/2012) [-]
just chilingggggg. how bout you?
just chilingggggg. how bout you?
#304 - wrigaa (10/31/2012) [-]
Meh.
#300 - donotlaughh (09/17/2012) [-]
um, hi &lt;&lt;3
um, hi <<3
#302 to #301 - donotlaughh (09/17/2012) [-]
how are you doing?
how are you doing?
#303 to #302 - zombiestookmybike (09/17/2012) [-]
not too bad thanks :)

just spent an hour making a cardboard cutout of my face. :)
#296 - bknob ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
He might think you're fantastic but..   
   
I think you're the shit!
He might think you're fantastic but..

I think you're the shit!
#297 to #296 - zombiestookmybike (09/07/2012) [-]
thanks kind stranger :D
thanks kind stranger :D
#298 to #297 - bknob ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
No problem!
No problem!
#289 - pulluspardus (09/06/2012) [-]
Since you've been being nice to people, let me tell you what happened to me recently ,that I've been trying to be nice about, see if you google "MEME ARROWS" you'll find the internet going apeshit about a comment I've made on Youtube, and now they're all spamming my account telling me to kill myself and threatening me and such, and I am replying to them in a respectable way, as much as possible at least.

but the funny thing is, I've never "dishonored" this >Green Text , thing, so I don't really get why everyone's so pissed about it.

and now I have no idea why I am telling you all this random stranger. xD
User avatar #290 to #289 - zombiestookmybike (09/06/2012) [-]
i have that effect on people i think.. :) no one should be messaging you telling you that, some people just take the internet waaaay too seriously. if it helps they're all probably quite young and don't have a grasp of reality because they've been raised by their xboxes, not their parents. if it also helps it's been proven that people who are horrible to others have a smaller section of their brain that's dedicated to empathy, guilt etc. people who do bad things to other people generally can't relate to others and struggle to see the impact of their actions on anyone but themselves, plus it's easy to be a 'keyboard warrior'. it makes them feel important.

but seriously massive props for replying with decency rather than sinking to their level and retaliating. i know you've got the cool blue text and all, but i'd suggest making a new account. and i would happily be your first friend on that account :)
User avatar #291 to #290 - pulluspardus (09/06/2012) [-]
Nah, its alright, I think i'd rather just continue replying to as much as people as possible in a respectful way, it might change the way they act if they find someone who doesn't get angry back at them, but treat them more respectfully, I always do this actually, I hate fighting.

thanks for the compliment though, I guess I can see now why you're a "Fanta-stick" person =P
User avatar #292 to #291 - zombiestookmybike (09/06/2012) [-]
i am the fizziest :D
you're welcome.
#288 - drewsky (09/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#284 to #283 - zombiestookmybike (09/05/2012) [-]
just a random act of kindness.
just a random act of kindness.
#285 to #284 - donotlaughh (09/05/2012) [-]
Thank you sir
User avatar #286 to #285 - zombiestookmybike (09/05/2012) [-]
madam.
:)
#287 to #286 - donotlaughh (09/05/2012) [-]

Thank you Ma'am
User avatar #282 - eldeeko (07/18/2012) [-]
Good decision to delete post
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