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zombiestookmybike

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Steam Profile: missally3
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Call of Duty, Halo, Borderlands, Portal, Mirror's Edge, Tomb Raider, Supreme Commander, Outlast, Don't Starve, Crysis
X-box Gamertag: Z0MBiESAteMyCat
Interests: Porn
Date Signed Up:4/03/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Level 239 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 240 Content: Doinitrite
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Content Views:1458635
Times Content Favorited:1295 times
Total Comments Made:4690
FJ Points:15804
Favorite Tags: cat (2) | funny (2)
Part time nerd, full time awesome. Netball. Rugby. Piano. Video games. Neuroscience. - Add me on Steam/Xbox if you want to get beaten by a girl. :)

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    how i look in clubs how i look in clubs
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#32 - It's not the best picture but they're the only two I had for a… 01/01/2016 on How to ACTUALLY get fit +2
#26 - Doing my best  [+] (15 new replies) 01/01/2016 on How to ACTUALLY get fit +18
#107 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
lmfao posting half naked pictures on a web domain known for having mostly male users, does your man not give you enough attention?
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#97 - enormity (01/02/2016) [-]
is there supposed to be a difference from left and right?
#110 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
She took off her shoes.
#102 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
core and legs are noticeably thinner
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#96 - zomitlu (01/02/2016) [-]
Which ones before, which ones after?
#86 - halvgud (01/02/2016) [-]
Good work! Keep it up and you will reach your goal. At least you have a front photo of yourself, I had to make do with this:
#106 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
good work
#82 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
hahah, lol, you look like a girl.
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#64 - pillowmeister (01/02/2016) [-]
you just pulled of your shoes GET BACK TO LIFTAN AND COME BACK WITH RESULTS
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#56 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
Calm down with the attention whoring dude, I didn't know you needed to lift weights so you could change your socks.
Aside from the change in lighting you look exactly the same in each picture. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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#42 - rockamekishiko (01/01/2016) [-]
noice. keep it up, work those legs
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#33 - thesunpraiser (01/01/2016) [-]
Like Vortex said, midsection does have some more definition, pretty plain to see you've lost some weight. Keep it up.
#27 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Calm down with the attention whoring dude, I didn't know you needed to lift weights so you could change your socks.
Aside from the change in lighting you look exactly the same in each picture.
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#32 - zombiestookmybike (01/01/2016) [-]
It's not the best picture but they're the only two I had for a side-by-side comparison. So far I've lost 18lbs (about 8kg).
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#30 - vortexrain (01/01/2016) [-]
You're anon, so I don't know why I'm replying.
Looks like her mid section has more definition.
#25 - Comment deleted 01/01/2016 on How to ACTUALLY get fit 0
#1217 - No I'm not  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on Show me your face NOW 0
#1218 - profssortwntyight (12/17/2015) [-]
Good i hate that bitch
fkn sleazyass motherfucker

Goodforyoufornotbeingher
#22 - That is a very polite phone 12/13/2015 on Carrot & stick... GIMMIE... 0
#72 - Everyone knows about that  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2015 on 1 like = 1 respect 0
#78 - kingtravis (12/03/2015) [-]
Everyone knows what?
#71 - A porn 12/03/2015 on 1 like = 1 respect 0
#10 - How do you feel about that  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2015 on 4chan...is a special place +3
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#79 - zeldamasterace (12/03/2015) [-]
mmokay.

and hey! i remember you! you're that zombie chick!

right now like i mentioned before im actually taking a year off between graduating and more schooling for a masters. but i feel pretty good about moving forward and doing that.

honestly the last half year has been a new kinda hell for me. i was at one of the darkest points in my life with my depression. ironic right? a counselor struggling with depression. but anyway, things in the few weeks have been really great! and i'm finally excited to move forward in life!
#98 - I hate to break it to you, but wealth has always been distribu… 12/03/2015 on Apple's new "3D Touch" +1
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User avatar #913 - toamexx (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas Zombiestookmybike!
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User avatar #914 to #913 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
No it isn't
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User avatar #912 - Awesomecarrot (11/27/2015) [-]
I...think I just IM'd you? I have no idea how it works, no idea if you got it
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User avatar #908 - toamexx (11/22/2015) [-]
I know you have pizza. If I come to the UK can I have some?
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User avatar #909 to #908 - zombiestookmybike (11/22/2015) [-]
Nope it's mine
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#910 to #909 - toamexx (11/22/2015) [-]
How can you resist this face?
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#905 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
"Add me on Steam/Xbox if you want to get beaten by a girl. "
MFW
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User avatar #906 to #905 - zombiestookmybike (11/21/2015) [-]
BRING IT BITCH
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#907 to #906 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
I hope you like it with.... EXTRA SAUSAGE!
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User avatar #898 - plataeiou (11/20/2015) [-]
So uhhh, I might be over in the UK for a semester next academic year.
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User avatar #899 to #898 - zombiestookmybike (11/20/2015) [-]
Thats cool, whereabouts?
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User avatar #900 to #899 - plataeiou (11/20/2015) [-]
London area, most likely Regents Uni.
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User avatar #901 to #900 - zombiestookmybike (11/20/2015) [-]
I have no idea where Regents uni is
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User avatar #902 to #901 - plataeiou (11/20/2015) [-]
Supposedly it's near the heart of London.
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User avatar #903 to #902 - zombiestookmybike (11/20/2015) [-]
Well awesome congrats
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User avatar #904 to #903 - plataeiou (11/20/2015) [-]
Not set in stone yet, but thanks
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User avatar #894 - epicisthefun (11/19/2015) [-]
crazy pretty eyes
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User avatar #896 to #894 - zombiestookmybike (11/19/2015) [-]
Thank you
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User avatar #897 to #896 - epicisthefun (11/20/2015) [-]
no prooblem ^^
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User avatar #893 - joshlol (11/19/2015) [-]
nice header image
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User avatar #895 to #893 - zombiestookmybike (11/19/2015) [-]
Ta joshlol
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User avatar #890 - zombiestookmybike (11/19/2015) [-]
donclawleone I see u creepin
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User avatar #891 to #890 - donclawleone ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
You see nothing, you have no proof I PLEAD THE FIFTH!

I mean hi.
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User avatar #889 - plataeiou (11/12/2015) [-]
oi m8 u wanna shoot da ****
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#888 - spiritfoxsilver (11/08/2015) [-]
Probably the cutest background I could find
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User avatar #886 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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User avatar #887 to #886 - zombiestookmybike (11/03/2015) [-]
Sure can addy
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User avatar #885 - plataeiou (11/03/2015) [-]
PSSSST
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User avatar #880 - amuserwholikesmuse (11/01/2015) [-]
yo i know its been like 3 years since this joke started, but hi
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User avatar #881 to #880 - zombiestookmybike (11/01/2015) [-]
Hey

Guess who saw Muse again ;) I went to Download festival
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User avatar #882 to #881 - amuserwholikesmuse (11/01/2015) [-]
I still havent stop rubbing it in, they came here like 4 months ago but my poor ass couldnt munster the money, how do you like thenew album?
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User avatar #883 to #882 - zombiestookmybike (11/01/2015) [-]
I love it, think it's great. I'm so poor too but bought tickets to see them twice in one weekend next year
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User avatar #884 to #883 - amuserwholikesmuse (11/01/2015) [-]
I love the Handler, it's such a badass song, and Globalist has a really strong atmosphere, Drones and Aftermath were also really good, overall one of my faves.

I have noone to see them with! Such an issue, they've been my favorite band for ages.
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User avatar #879 - plataeiou (11/01/2015) [-]
I had a breakdown yesterday, but I'm fine now.
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#857 - zombiestookmybike (10/23/2015) [-]
memuz ozean razzeroh

i see u
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User avatar #872 to #857 - zombiestookmybike (10/24/2015) [-]
nocakeforthetroll frigerb

I'm onto u
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User avatar #874 to #872 - nocakeforthetroll (10/24/2015) [-]
You found out too late though, my master plan is already in motion, soon all of world will know ur gay
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User avatar #875 to #874 - zombiestookmybike (10/24/2015) [-]
Even I didn't know that
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User avatar #868 to #857 - zombiestookmybike (10/24/2015) [-]
& u captainspankmonkey
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User avatar #863 to #857 - zombiestookmybike (10/23/2015) [-]
shyyguy u 2
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User avatar #867 to #863 - shyyguy (10/23/2015) [-]
WHAT DID I DO
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User avatar #864 to #863 - zombiestookmybike (10/23/2015) [-]
& u yunch
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#865 to #864 - yunch (10/23/2015) [-]
**yunch used "*roll picture*"**
**yunch rolled image** Hey, I'm only curious when I see an IRL picture.

You should know I wouldn't have clicked on it otherwise.
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User avatar #866 to #865 - zombiestookmybike (10/23/2015) [-]
it's fine haha
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#858 to #857 - ozean (10/23/2015) [-]
**ozean used "*roll picture*"**
**ozean rolled image**O_O

No movement... no danger....




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User avatar #859 to #858 - zombiestookmybike (10/23/2015) [-]
still see u
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#860 to #859 - ozean (10/23/2015) [-]
**ozean used "*roll picture*"**
**ozean rolled image**Where...

Fight me IRL yo!!!
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User avatar #861 to #860 - zombiestookmybike (10/23/2015) [-]
You're Swedish and I can't afford the flights but I'll 1v1 u
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#862 to #861 - ozean (10/23/2015) [-]
**ozean used "*roll picture*"****ozean rolled image**Me... Swedish XDDDDD Thanks for the hard laugh!
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**ozean rolled image**Me... Swedish XDDDDD

Thanks for the hard laugh!
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User avatar #846 - plataeiou (10/22/2015) [-]
boop
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User avatar #847 to #846 - zombiestookmybike (10/22/2015) [-]
How are you?
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User avatar #848 to #847 - plataeiou (10/22/2015) [-]
Sleeeeepy. D:
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User avatar #849 to #848 - zombiestookmybike (10/22/2015) [-]
I'm actually having a good day for the first time in ages, been in a low recently and yesterday was the best day I've had in a very long time so I'm still feeling pretty good
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User avatar #850 to #849 - plataeiou (10/22/2015) [-]
YAAAAAAS QUEEN
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#844 - spiritfoxsilver (10/21/2015) [-]
Sorry for no foxes, have had a couple of piss poor days.
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User avatar #845 to #844 - zombiestookmybike (10/21/2015) [-]
If there's anything you want to talk about drop me a pm x
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#839 - spiritfoxsilver (10/18/2015) [-]
A fox version of "buuuut I wanna nap!" <--face
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User avatar #840 to #839 - zombiestookmybike (10/18/2015) [-]
This is so cute!
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User avatar #841 to #840 - spiritfoxsilver (10/18/2015) [-]
Aren't they all!
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User avatar #838 - plataeiou (10/18/2015) [-]
zombiestookmyswiggityswooty
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