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Date Signed Up:4/03/2012
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    DON'T TOUCH THE LAVA DON'T TOUCH THE LAVA
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#13 - I'm gonna put this out there and say it wasn't too difficult 12/25/2014 on I played Saint's Row with... +1
#12 - that's okay, my face is my FunnyJunk picture anyways, if you w… 12/25/2014 on I played Saint's Row with... +1
#97 - i still love you babe  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Xbox Live Messages comp #2 +1
User avatar #98 - timepimp (12/22/2014) [-]
excuse you. you can clearly see his message was "i still love you ba"

jesus christ
#95 - i've never had a relationship that wasn't a friendship too, wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Xbox Live Messages comp #2 0
User avatar #96 - monkeysniper (12/22/2014) [-]
Exactly. I don't even have a long dating history and I figured that out. The person I did date that I didn't know well before hand, I was really alone and she asked me out but as it went on it was hard to carry a meaningful conversation and we couldn't really have any kind of intellectual discussion. It ended up being mostly just making out in the morning (teenage guys dream but looking back I know it was getting old fast.)
I just wish I wasn't having to move so often, hard to have a relationship when you've been to three different high schools in as many years when you aren't great at dating to begin with.
#93 - i'm in agreement with all of this, i've never been with someon…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Xbox Live Messages comp #2 0
User avatar #94 - monkeysniper (12/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I mean it makes sense to marry your best friend basically. If marriage feels like you're hanging out with your best friend plus well bedroom stuff then you're pretty much doing it right.
User avatar #95 - zombiestookmybike (12/22/2014) [-]
i've never had a relationship that wasn't a friendship too, with boyfriends i can chill out in sweats and beat them at video games just as easily as i can dress up and go for a meal with them. i can't imagine not being friends with the person you're with, what would you do with each other apart from dates and sex?
User avatar #96 - monkeysniper (12/22/2014) [-]
Exactly. I don't even have a long dating history and I figured that out. The person I did date that I didn't know well before hand, I was really alone and she asked me out but as it went on it was hard to carry a meaningful conversation and we couldn't really have any kind of intellectual discussion. It ended up being mostly just making out in the morning (teenage guys dream but looking back I know it was getting old fast.)
I just wish I wasn't having to move so often, hard to have a relationship when you've been to three different high schools in as many years when you aren't great at dating to begin with.
#92 - I've been in a lobby where an older kid (maybe 18-19) was hitt… 12/22/2014 on Xbox Live Messages comp #2 +2
#56 - to be honest the ones who don't realise i'm a girl think i'm a…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Xbox Live Messages comp #2 +2
User avatar #63 - srskate (12/21/2014) [-]
Can confirm, I don't know what fuckery goes on, but xbox live makes girls sound like young boys and vice versa.
User avatar #92 - zombiestookmybike (12/22/2014) [-]
I've been in a lobby where an older kid (maybe 18-19) was hitting on a 12-year old boy. The 18 year old had no idea this kid was a boy, and the boy thought he had just made a new friend. When they both realised it was maybe the most awkward conversation I've heard on xbox live
#29 - I think people are just odd. I don't really understand myself …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Xbox Live Messages comp #2 +1
User avatar #76 - monkeysniper (12/22/2014) [-]
That's why I feel it's often better to go out with someone you know fairly well, like you can still learn things about that person but you already know they're a good person and not gonna stalk you or something. Best friend couples tend to get along really well (but if you've known the person for a real long time it could go either way, depends on the relationship before the dating)
User avatar #93 - zombiestookmybike (12/22/2014) [-]
i'm in agreement with all of this, i've never been with someone i wasn't friends with first, even if it was casual and there wasn't going to be any commitment. it's just much easier to trust someone you know
User avatar #94 - monkeysniper (12/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I mean it makes sense to marry your best friend basically. If marriage feels like you're hanging out with your best friend plus well bedroom stuff then you're pretty much doing it right.
User avatar #95 - zombiestookmybike (12/22/2014) [-]
i've never had a relationship that wasn't a friendship too, with boyfriends i can chill out in sweats and beat them at video games just as easily as i can dress up and go for a meal with them. i can't imagine not being friends with the person you're with, what would you do with each other apart from dates and sex?
User avatar #96 - monkeysniper (12/22/2014) [-]
Exactly. I don't even have a long dating history and I figured that out. The person I did date that I didn't know well before hand, I was really alone and she asked me out but as it went on it was hard to carry a meaningful conversation and we couldn't really have any kind of intellectual discussion. It ended up being mostly just making out in the morning (teenage guys dream but looking back I know it was getting old fast.)
I just wish I wasn't having to move so often, hard to have a relationship when you've been to three different high schools in as many years when you aren't great at dating to begin with.
User avatar #30 - TheHutchie (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty true. We're complicated creatures, us humans.
#27 - I've been with someone a bit like that too :/ guys are strange beings  [+] (8 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Xbox Live Messages comp #2 0
User avatar #28 - TheHutchie (12/21/2014) [-]
Well not all of them. As with women, they vary a lot.

Don't stick your vag around crazy. Or something.
User avatar #29 - zombiestookmybike (12/21/2014) [-]
I think people are just odd. I don't really understand myself or other women either
User avatar #76 - monkeysniper (12/22/2014) [-]
That's why I feel it's often better to go out with someone you know fairly well, like you can still learn things about that person but you already know they're a good person and not gonna stalk you or something. Best friend couples tend to get along really well (but if you've known the person for a real long time it could go either way, depends on the relationship before the dating)
User avatar #93 - zombiestookmybike (12/22/2014) [-]
i'm in agreement with all of this, i've never been with someone i wasn't friends with first, even if it was casual and there wasn't going to be any commitment. it's just much easier to trust someone you know
User avatar #94 - monkeysniper (12/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I mean it makes sense to marry your best friend basically. If marriage feels like you're hanging out with your best friend plus well bedroom stuff then you're pretty much doing it right.
User avatar #95 - zombiestookmybike (12/22/2014) [-]
i've never had a relationship that wasn't a friendship too, with boyfriends i can chill out in sweats and beat them at video games just as easily as i can dress up and go for a meal with them. i can't imagine not being friends with the person you're with, what would you do with each other apart from dates and sex?
User avatar #96 - monkeysniper (12/22/2014) [-]
Exactly. I don't even have a long dating history and I figured that out. The person I did date that I didn't know well before hand, I was really alone and she asked me out but as it went on it was hard to carry a meaningful conversation and we couldn't really have any kind of intellectual discussion. It ended up being mostly just making out in the morning (teenage guys dream but looking back I know it was getting old fast.)
I just wish I wasn't having to move so often, hard to have a relationship when you've been to three different high schools in as many years when you aren't great at dating to begin with.
User avatar #30 - TheHutchie (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty true. We're complicated creatures, us humans.
#25 - I hope to God it does, or he's going to have a great time in t…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Xbox Live Messages comp #2 0
User avatar #26 - TheHutchie (12/21/2014) [-]
Well some guys never really "get it", especially when it comes to talking to girls. My girlfriend's ex, the guy she was with before me, was one of those dudes. He'd ask her to come to a party with him, and if she decided not to go, he'd phone her and shout abuse at her until she cried. We had to take her phone away at a Halloween party because he just would not leave her alone.

When she eventually dumped him, he phoned her every minute of every day. I mean that literally. He'd call repeatedly, we'd switch the phone off, and three hours later when we finally turned it back on, it would ring again immediately. He also texted her to tell her that he was getting a bus to her hometown, and saying he would wait at a particular bus stop for two hours in case she wanted to meet him. We have no idea if he actually did or not because we never checked.
User avatar #27 - zombiestookmybike (12/21/2014) [-]
I've been with someone a bit like that too :/ guys are strange beings
User avatar #28 - TheHutchie (12/21/2014) [-]
Well not all of them. As with women, they vary a lot.

Don't stick your vag around crazy. Or something.
User avatar #29 - zombiestookmybike (12/21/2014) [-]
I think people are just odd. I don't really understand myself or other women either
User avatar #76 - monkeysniper (12/22/2014) [-]
That's why I feel it's often better to go out with someone you know fairly well, like you can still learn things about that person but you already know they're a good person and not gonna stalk you or something. Best friend couples tend to get along really well (but if you've known the person for a real long time it could go either way, depends on the relationship before the dating)
User avatar #93 - zombiestookmybike (12/22/2014) [-]
i'm in agreement with all of this, i've never been with someone i wasn't friends with first, even if it was casual and there wasn't going to be any commitment. it's just much easier to trust someone you know
User avatar #94 - monkeysniper (12/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I mean it makes sense to marry your best friend basically. If marriage feels like you're hanging out with your best friend plus well bedroom stuff then you're pretty much doing it right.
User avatar #95 - zombiestookmybike (12/22/2014) [-]
i've never had a relationship that wasn't a friendship too, with boyfriends i can chill out in sweats and beat them at video games just as easily as i can dress up and go for a meal with them. i can't imagine not being friends with the person you're with, what would you do with each other apart from dates and sex?
User avatar #96 - monkeysniper (12/22/2014) [-]
Exactly. I don't even have a long dating history and I figured that out. The person I did date that I didn't know well before hand, I was really alone and she asked me out but as it went on it was hard to carry a meaningful conversation and we couldn't really have any kind of intellectual discussion. It ended up being mostly just making out in the morning (teenage guys dream but looking back I know it was getting old fast.)
I just wish I wasn't having to move so often, hard to have a relationship when you've been to three different high schools in as many years when you aren't great at dating to begin with.
User avatar #30 - TheHutchie (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty true. We're complicated creatures, us humans.
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#436 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #437 to #436 - zombiestookmybike (08/21/2014) [-]
this is glorious.. but why?
#438 to #437 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
I decided to share some of my turtle pictures/gifs with you.
I decided to share some of my turtle pictures/gifs with you.
User avatar #439 to #438 - zombiestookmybike (08/23/2014) [-]
hahaha oh wow keep them coming this is completely okay
User avatar #441 to #440 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2014) [-]
i love this
User avatar #443 to #442 - zombiestookmybike (09/16/2014) [-]
I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT THIS IS AMAZING
#444 to #443 - tridaak (09/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #435 - ied (07/04/2014) [-]
o
#433 - thedandude (03/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #427 - minecraftlamer (01/28/2014) [-]
nice avatar
User avatar #429 to #428 - minecraftlamer (01/28/2014) [-]
profile picture
User avatar #430 to #429 - zombiestookmybike (01/29/2014) [-]
oh,thank you
User avatar #426 - amuserwholikesmuse (12/10/2013) [-]
i ate a peanut this saturday,u can answer me in 5 months to make things even
User avatar #434 to #426 - zombiestookmybike (04/22/2014) [-]
6 months to reply, just cause.

that is very interesting
User avatar #422 - kingxddd (12/06/2013) [-]
lol whats with the avatar hahahahhaahafrew3t
User avatar #425 to #424 - kingxddd (12/07/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #420 - yokii (11/07/2013) [-]
I just wanted to say that I think your very pretty. That is all.
User avatar #421 to #420 - zombiestookmybike (11/10/2013) [-]
thank you
(:
#416 - rakuraimasuta (10/22/2013) [-]
Windows phone master race!!!!
Windows phone master race!!!!
User avatar #415 - minecraftlamer (10/03/2013) [-]
u still dont want to call me daddy?
User avatar #398 - aulubear (09/15/2013) [-]
You seem to have a thing for zombies. I'm here to crush your dreams.
User avatar #399 to #398 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
i do, yes. why would you do that
User avatar #400 to #399 - aulubear (09/15/2013) [-]
Because you need to bear these burdens.

I'm going to embearass you.
User avatar #401 to #400 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
i don't think i can handle all the puns
User avatar #402 to #401 - aulubear (09/15/2013) [-]
You have

Even if it's unbearable


But really. Zombies are last year for me.
User avatar #403 to #402 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
zombies are every year for me
User avatar #404 to #403 - aulubear (09/15/2013) [-]
Better hope that apocalypse happens soon then. Cuz I don't think anyone could pull off a convincing enough zombie apocalypse for your fetishes, huh?
User avatar #405 to #404 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
this is a weird conversation
User avatar #406 to #405 - aulubear (09/15/2013) [-]
Of course it is. You're talking to a bear.
User avatar #407 to #406 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
what have i been smoking
User avatar #408 to #407 - aulubear (09/15/2013) [-]
Obviously not carrots.

I'm eating those.
User avatar #409 to #396 - spritedrake ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
I don't play them either cx
User avatar #410 to #409 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
you just replied to your own comment and not mine.

why did you put this on my profile then? :p
User avatar #411 to #410 - spritedrake ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Haha, sorry, and I don't know. I be bored.
User avatar #412 to #411 - zombiestookmybike (09/16/2013) [-]
well i'm about to do something awesome

bear with me
User avatar #413 to #412 - spritedrake ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
What?:p
User avatar #414 to #413 - zombiestookmybike (09/16/2013) [-]
you'll see hang on!
User avatar #397 to #396 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
this is a meme i don't really understand as i don't play action RPGs.

sorry
#391 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
Howdy.
User avatar #393 to #392 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #394 to #393 - zombiestookmybike (09/14/2013) [-]
Good, and you?
User avatar #395 to #394 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
I'm fine, just sitting here with my dog. Maybe about to play skullgirls.
#389 - thedandude (08/30/2013) [-]
i found this... looks awfully suspicious...
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