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zombiestookmybike

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Interests: Porn
Date Signed Up:4/03/2012
Last Login:3/31/2015
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Content Ranking:#2249
Comment Ranking:#35898
Highest Content Rank:#175
Highest Comment Rank:#1583
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Content Level Progress: 42.5% (425/1000)
Level 237 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Level 268 Comments: Pure Win → Level 269 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:53
Content Views:1329521
Times Content Favorited:1184 times
Total Comments Made:2984
FJ Points:10186
Favorite Tags: cat (2)
Part time nerd, full time awesome.

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    oooh something shiny oooh something shiny
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    mine mine
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    DON'T TOUCH THE LAVA DON'T TOUCH THE LAVA
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    mine! mine!
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latest user's comments

#360 - I don't know who you are but thank you  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Top 3 Favorite FJers? +1
#402 - oplu (03/29/2015) [-]
I don't really pay attention to many people on here, you three are just people I've seen comment a bunch of times and thought were cool.
#1225 - **zombiestookmybike used "*roll rpg name*"** **zombiestookm… 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#1222 - Comment deleted 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#94 - Cards against humanity and film night with the housemates 03/27/2015 on Friday Night, whatcha doing? 0
#997 - Haha, funnily enough I'm doing my degree in Psychology with th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Let it all out, let FJ be... 0
#999 - thedoctorbg (03/27/2015) [-]
So funnyjunk is actually being usefull to you in some way. Good luck with the psychology stuff, you're doing great for now
#531 - It's okay, any time. A lot changes at uni, you'll be happier …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Let it all out, let FJ be... 0
#995 - thedoctorbg (03/27/2015) [-]
You know, you'd make a pretty good therapist
User avatar #997 - zombiestookmybike (03/27/2015) [-]
Haha, funnily enough I'm doing my degree in Psychology with the aim of moving on to my doctorate in Clinical Psychology afterwards so that's actually what I'm eventually going to be doing
#999 - thedoctorbg (03/27/2015) [-]
So funnyjunk is actually being usefull to you in some way. Good luck with the psychology stuff, you're doing great for now
#165 - You can tell her you have feelings for her, it might help to g…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Let it all out, let FJ be... 0
#207 - thedoctorbg (03/26/2015) [-]
Truth is she knows how I feel. What she doesn't know is that it makes me quite miserable. Of course telling her that would just be "bitching". We will soon part ways as we'll be going to higher education and I hope it's all just going to fade. Btw I appreciate the attention. Thank you
User avatar #531 - zombiestookmybike (03/26/2015) [-]
It's okay, any time. A lot changes at uni, you'll be happier I had such a messy breakup before uni, I mean I was physically sick from it. It was like it had never happened when I left home. Removing yourself from a toxic environment can do a world of good
#995 - thedoctorbg (03/27/2015) [-]
You know, you'd make a pretty good therapist
User avatar #997 - zombiestookmybike (03/27/2015) [-]
Haha, funnily enough I'm doing my degree in Psychology with the aim of moving on to my doctorate in Clinical Psychology afterwards so that's actually what I'm eventually going to be doing
#999 - thedoctorbg (03/27/2015) [-]
So funnyjunk is actually being usefull to you in some way. Good luck with the psychology stuff, you're doing great for now
#144 - This is hard to hear but you can't expect her to know she's do…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Let it all out, let FJ be... 0
#162 - thedoctorbg (03/26/2015) [-]
You are right but I think it would be stupid and selfish to say something like this to her now since she's in a relationship.
User avatar #165 - zombiestookmybike (03/26/2015) [-]
You can tell her you have feelings for her, it might help to get it out in the open. I've been told by guys how they feel about me when I've been in a relationship and it helped me to know how they felt. If it ruins her relationship it wasn't strong to begin with, and she might be able to help you resolve some feelings and emotions
#207 - thedoctorbg (03/26/2015) [-]
Truth is she knows how I feel. What she doesn't know is that it makes me quite miserable. Of course telling her that would just be "bitching". We will soon part ways as we'll be going to higher education and I hope it's all just going to fade. Btw I appreciate the attention. Thank you
User avatar #531 - zombiestookmybike (03/26/2015) [-]
It's okay, any time. A lot changes at uni, you'll be happier I had such a messy breakup before uni, I mean I was physically sick from it. It was like it had never happened when I left home. Removing yourself from a toxic environment can do a world of good
#995 - thedoctorbg (03/27/2015) [-]
You know, you'd make a pretty good therapist
User avatar #997 - zombiestookmybike (03/27/2015) [-]
Haha, funnily enough I'm doing my degree in Psychology with the aim of moving on to my doctorate in Clinical Psychology afterwards so that's actually what I'm eventually going to be doing
#999 - thedoctorbg (03/27/2015) [-]
So funnyjunk is actually being usefull to you in some way. Good luck with the psychology stuff, you're doing great for now
#246 - Comment deleted 03/26/2015 on Kitty! 0
#243 - Comment deleted 03/26/2015 on Kitty! 0

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User avatar #466 - dancininseptember (03/22/2015) [-]
hi you're pretty
#455 - techjoker (03/22/2015) [-]
God ******* damnit your background is annoying as **** I keep trying to unselect it.
User avatar #456 to #455 - zombiestookmybike (03/22/2015) [-]
Why are you on my profile then haha
User avatar #457 to #456 - techjoker (03/22/2015) [-]
I wasn't anymore but the notification brought me back
User avatar #458 to #457 - zombiestookmybike (03/22/2015) [-]
I'm very sorry - why were you in the first place?
User avatar #459 to #458 - techjoker (03/22/2015) [-]
Aaargh you did it again!
I just saw a cute girl pic and wanted to see it closer, m'lady <3
User avatar #460 to #459 - zombiestookmybike (03/22/2015) [-]
Very charming, I see you have "porn" as one of your interests on your profile.. Prepare to catch me as I swoon all over the place
User avatar #461 to #460 - techjoker (03/22/2015) [-]
Well pfft, who doesn't like porn.
User avatar #462 to #461 - zombiestookmybike (03/22/2015) [-]
That's true. I've changed my profile, I was meaning to do it I just never got round to it
User avatar #463 to #462 - techjoker (03/22/2015) [-]
Too bad, I liked the background and how it ****** with me.
Whelp I hope you don't mind if I steal the idea for mine.
User avatar #464 to #463 - zombiestookmybike (03/22/2015) [-]
That is absolutely fine, maybe I'll add porn to my interests
User avatar #465 to #464 - techjoker (03/22/2015) [-]
Sounds like a deal.
User avatar #451 - captainwow (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm goin' to the shop, I need some liquor recommendations, brah
User avatar #452 to #451 - zombiestookmybike (03/17/2015) [-]
Amaretto! Great mixed with coke
#446 - captainwow (03/16/2015) [-]
Are you ready for letdown? I certainly hope so.
#449 to #448 - captainwow (03/16/2015) [-]
Oh damn, that fits pretty well. Glad you like it brah, it was fun to draw. Plus I actually like how your lil stick guy turned out, so I'll probably use something similar to it when I gotta draw female characters from time to time. So thank YOU for THAT.
User avatar #450 to #449 - zombiestookmybike (03/16/2015) [-]
I'm happy to be Ally, the strong female character. I've never been a character in anything haha. thanks
User avatar #447 to #446 - zombiestookmybike (03/16/2015) [-]
Oh my god this has made my day :') thank you so much haha
#436 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #437 to #436 - zombiestookmybike (08/21/2014) [-]
this is glorious.. but why?
#438 to #437 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
I decided to share some of my turtle pictures/gifs with you.
I decided to share some of my turtle pictures/gifs with you.
User avatar #439 to #438 - zombiestookmybike (08/23/2014) [-]
hahaha oh wow keep them coming this is completely okay
User avatar #441 to #440 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2014) [-]
i love this
User avatar #443 to #442 - zombiestookmybike (09/16/2014) [-]
I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT THIS IS AMAZING
#444 to #443 - tridaak (09/16/2014) [-]
Turtles
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User avatar #435 - ied (07/04/2014) [-]
o
#433 - thedandude (03/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #427 - minecraftlamer (01/28/2014) [-]
nice avatar
User avatar #429 to #428 - minecraftlamer (01/28/2014) [-]
profile picture
User avatar #430 to #429 - zombiestookmybike (01/29/2014) [-]
oh,thank you
User avatar #426 - amuserwholikesmuse (12/10/2013) [-]
i ate a peanut this saturday,u can answer me in 5 months to make things even
User avatar #434 to #426 - zombiestookmybike (04/22/2014) [-]
6 months to reply, just cause.

that is very interesting
User avatar #422 - kingxddd (12/06/2013) [-]
lol whats with the avatar hahahahhaahafrew3t
User avatar #425 to #424 - kingxddd (12/07/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #420 - yokii (11/07/2013) [-]
I just wanted to say that I think your very pretty. That is all.
User avatar #421 to #420 - zombiestookmybike (11/10/2013) [-]
thank you
(:
#416 - rakuraimasuta (10/22/2013) [-]
Windows phone master race!!!!
Windows phone master race!!!!
User avatar #415 - minecraftlamer (10/03/2013) [-]
u still dont want to call me daddy?
User avatar #398 - aulubear (09/15/2013) [-]
You seem to have a thing for zombies. I'm here to crush your dreams.
User avatar #399 to #398 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
i do, yes. why would you do that
User avatar #400 to #399 - aulubear (09/15/2013) [-]
Because you need to bear these burdens.

I'm going to embearass you.
User avatar #401 to #400 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
i don't think i can handle all the puns
User avatar #402 to #401 - aulubear (09/15/2013) [-]
You have

Even if it's unbearable


But really. Zombies are last year for me.
User avatar #403 to #402 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
zombies are every year for me
User avatar #404 to #403 - aulubear (09/15/2013) [-]
Better hope that apocalypse happens soon then. Cuz I don't think anyone could pull off a convincing enough zombie apocalypse for your fetishes, huh?
User avatar #405 to #404 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
this is a weird conversation
User avatar #406 to #405 - aulubear (09/15/2013) [-]
Of course it is. You're talking to a bear.
User avatar #407 to #406 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
what have i been smoking
User avatar #408 to #407 - aulubear (09/15/2013) [-]
Obviously not carrots.

I'm eating those.
User avatar #409 to #396 - spritedrake (09/15/2013) [-]
I don't play them either cx
User avatar #410 to #409 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
you just replied to your own comment and not mine.

why did you put this on my profile then? :p
User avatar #411 to #410 - spritedrake (09/16/2013) [-]
Haha, sorry, and I don't know. I be bored.
User avatar #412 to #411 - zombiestookmybike (09/16/2013) [-]
well i'm about to do something awesome

bear with me
User avatar #413 to #412 - spritedrake (09/16/2013) [-]
What?:p
User avatar #414 to #413 - zombiestookmybike (09/16/2013) [-]
you'll see hang on!
User avatar #397 to #396 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
this is a meme i don't really understand as i don't play action RPGs.

sorry
#391 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
Howdy.
User avatar #393 to #392 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #394 to #393 - zombiestookmybike (09/14/2013) [-]
Good, and you?
User avatar #395 to #394 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
I'm fine, just sitting here with my dog. Maybe about to play skullgirls.
#389 - thedandude (08/30/2013) [-]
i found this... looks awfully suspicious...
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