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Date Signed Up:8/16/2010
Last Login:10/31/2014
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#13 - Obvious troll is obvious. 03/08/2013 on drive +1
#88 - Not the foggiest, sorry. 02/03/2013 on Confession time 0
#61 - You have to replace it before it dies, otherwise you will lose…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Confession time 0
User avatar #86 - benjamino (02/03/2013) [-]
Thanks :)

An idea on the rough price of this?
User avatar #88 - zombieskier (02/03/2013) [-]
Not the foggiest, sorry.
User avatar #87 - benjamino (02/03/2013) [-]
any*
#8 - Clearly older than 13, this is a bad post. 01/09/2013 on Spiderman is always right. +2
#13 - If they had just arranged it better he wouldn't be alone. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on Welcome to First grade! 0
#23 - anon (12/18/2012) [-]
There are 16 pieces, so 4x4 is best
#63 - yeah it does mean lets go the last sentence would be "… 12/07/2012 on Doctor Who Feels 0
#59 - the whole thing is allons-y pronounced allon zee 12/07/2012 on Doctor Who Feels 0
#192 - That's the point of science. It adjusts its views based on obs… 12/07/2012 on The Black Cat +2
#152 - This is the correct one. 11/30/2012 on Women. 0
#164 - Je ne suis pas sûre si ce soit vraiment exactement ce qu'il v…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2012 on "whats up" in arabic 0
#181 - tehphire (11/30/2012) [-]
Basically I said

''dat nigga is fucking dumb''
#116 - Oui, bien évidemment, je ne compris rien après le mot "…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2012 on "whats up" in arabic 0
#158 - tehphire (11/30/2012) [-]
non, le québecois est une langue bien spéciale.
''Ste criss de noire stune esti de conne''
Veut dire
''Cette fille de la peau foncée n'est pas douée d'énormes capacités mentales.''
User avatar #164 - zombieskier (11/30/2012) [-]
Je ne suis pas sûre si ce soit vraiment exactement ce qu'il veut dire, c'est trop poli. Toutefois il me faisait rire, donc je l'aime comme traduction.

(Je suis désolé, mon français n'est pas le mieux du monde - je n'ai que 17 ans et je ne l'appris que depuis 5 ans.)
#181 - tehphire (11/30/2012) [-]
Basically I said

''dat nigga is fucking dumb''
#5 - It's called an ampersand. 11/14/2012 on & +3
#12 - Cheddar cheese is good if it's actually aged. The **** … 11/14/2012 on Statusbook +7
#23 - it means "in the style of the chapel" - as in, unacc… 10/16/2012 on DISNEY MEDLEY +1
#37 - I'm not sure how you're disputing this? 09/11/2012 on hand 0
#35 - Eight fingers, two thumbs....  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2012 on hand 0
User avatar #36 - thejerseyjenn (09/11/2012) [-]
.......wow.
User avatar #37 - zombieskier (09/11/2012) [-]
I'm not sure how you're disputing this?
#485 - While I agree that Lady Gaga's style sometimes leaves a lot to… 09/05/2012 on heaven and hell 0
#37 - This conversation has died, was a pleasure. Have a great life.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on You had ONE JOB +1
User avatar #38 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
likewise, fellow sandwich artist.
#33 - At least you'd heard of the songs... I have to put up with son…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2012 on You had ONE JOB +1
User avatar #35 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
true enough
User avatar #37 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
This conversation has died, was a pleasure. Have a great life.
User avatar #38 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
likewise, fellow sandwich artist.
#31 - Can't complain with that.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2012 on You had ONE JOB +1
User avatar #32 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
not at all. the other station would repeat the same songs every 20 minutes. and it always, ALWAYS played that fucking nicki minaj starships song. i wanted to off myself evey time i heard it come on. now i never hear it
User avatar #33 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
At least you'd heard of the songs... I have to put up with songs that aren't just unknown, you can tell exact points in the song as to why it isn't any good.
User avatar #35 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
true enough
User avatar #37 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
This conversation has died, was a pleasure. Have a great life.
User avatar #38 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
likewise, fellow sandwich artist.
#29 - Oh my days it is the worst thing in the world. A pre-recorded …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/31/2012 on You had ONE JOB +1
User avatar #30 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
that blows. we finally had a complaints about the shitty 107.5 station because it was playing horrible music, or as the lady put it 'rude black music' so we get to listen to 98.7 which has a big variety of genres. but it mainly plays old classic rock music, which makes me greatly happy
User avatar #31 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
Can't complain with that.
User avatar #32 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
not at all. the other station would repeat the same songs every 20 minutes. and it always, ALWAYS played that fucking nicki minaj starships song. i wanted to off myself evey time i heard it come on. now i never hear it
User avatar #33 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
At least you'd heard of the songs... I have to put up with songs that aren't just unknown, you can tell exact points in the song as to why it isn't any good.
User avatar #35 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
true enough
User avatar #37 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
This conversation has died, was a pleasure. Have a great life.
User avatar #38 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
likewise, fellow sandwich artist.
#27 - do you have that ****** "Subway.FM"?  [+] (10 new replies) 08/31/2012 on You had ONE JOB +1
User avatar #67 - christinarenee (08/31/2012) [-]
oh my god i heard about that! our restaurant hasn't gotten it yet is it bad?

sorry to butt in >.<
User avatar #28 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
nah, we get to listen to actual radio stations
User avatar #29 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh my days it is the worst thing in the world. A pre-recorded "radio broadcast" with outbursts of "So you're looking for a job? We're always looking for good people to work for us at subway, where you can become a sandwich artist. Not just someone who slaps together any old sandwich, but a sandwich artist. So come by, and see us, at Subway."

That's how often it plays.
User avatar #30 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
that blows. we finally had a complaints about the shitty 107.5 station because it was playing horrible music, or as the lady put it 'rude black music' so we get to listen to 98.7 which has a big variety of genres. but it mainly plays old classic rock music, which makes me greatly happy
User avatar #31 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
Can't complain with that.
User avatar #32 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
not at all. the other station would repeat the same songs every 20 minutes. and it always, ALWAYS played that fucking nicki minaj starships song. i wanted to off myself evey time i heard it come on. now i never hear it
User avatar #33 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
At least you'd heard of the songs... I have to put up with songs that aren't just unknown, you can tell exact points in the song as to why it isn't any good.
User avatar #35 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
true enough
User avatar #37 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
This conversation has died, was a pleasure. Have a great life.
User avatar #38 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
likewise, fellow sandwich artist.
#25 - I always give extra of the tasty stuff, it's standard practise…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/31/2012 on You had ONE JOB +1
User avatar #41 - ishalltroll (08/31/2012) [-]
More sauce.
MORE. SAUCE.
User avatar #26 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
exactly. compensate for something at least
User avatar #27 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
do you have that shitty "Subway.FM"?
User avatar #67 - christinarenee (08/31/2012) [-]
oh my god i heard about that! our restaurant hasn't gotten it yet is it bad?

sorry to butt in >.<
User avatar #28 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
nah, we get to listen to actual radio stations
User avatar #29 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh my days it is the worst thing in the world. A pre-recorded "radio broadcast" with outbursts of "So you're looking for a job? We're always looking for good people to work for us at subway, where you can become a sandwich artist. Not just someone who slaps together any old sandwich, but a sandwich artist. So come by, and see us, at Subway."

That's how often it plays.
User avatar #30 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
that blows. we finally had a complaints about the shitty 107.5 station because it was playing horrible music, or as the lady put it 'rude black music' so we get to listen to 98.7 which has a big variety of genres. but it mainly plays old classic rock music, which makes me greatly happy
User avatar #31 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
Can't complain with that.
User avatar #32 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
not at all. the other station would repeat the same songs every 20 minutes. and it always, ALWAYS played that fucking nicki minaj starships song. i wanted to off myself evey time i heard it come on. now i never hear it
User avatar #33 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
At least you'd heard of the songs... I have to put up with songs that aren't just unknown, you can tell exact points in the song as to why it isn't any good.
User avatar #35 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
true enough
User avatar #37 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
This conversation has died, was a pleasure. Have a great life.
User avatar #38 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
likewise, fellow sandwich artist.
#19 - I work at subway too. I hate it when someone has cut a "6…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/31/2012 on You had ONE JOB +3
#135 - anon (11/02/2012) [-]
Cant u just put it in the waste box and advise the team member on the correct procedure. If he did his Subway uni he should know that.
User avatar #23 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
it blows dude, thats why i make up for it and give them a lot of stuff on their subs, but not enough to where they cant taste the meat
User avatar #25 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
I always give extra of the tasty stuff, it's standard practise for me now.
User avatar #41 - ishalltroll (08/31/2012) [-]
More sauce.
MORE. SAUCE.
User avatar #26 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
exactly. compensate for something at least
User avatar #27 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
do you have that shitty "Subway.FM"?
User avatar #67 - christinarenee (08/31/2012) [-]
oh my god i heard about that! our restaurant hasn't gotten it yet is it bad?

sorry to butt in >.<
User avatar #28 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
nah, we get to listen to actual radio stations
User avatar #29 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh my days it is the worst thing in the world. A pre-recorded "radio broadcast" with outbursts of "So you're looking for a job? We're always looking for good people to work for us at subway, where you can become a sandwich artist. Not just someone who slaps together any old sandwich, but a sandwich artist. So come by, and see us, at Subway."

That's how often it plays.
User avatar #30 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
that blows. we finally had a complaints about the shitty 107.5 station because it was playing horrible music, or as the lady put it 'rude black music' so we get to listen to 98.7 which has a big variety of genres. but it mainly plays old classic rock music, which makes me greatly happy
User avatar #31 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
Can't complain with that.
User avatar #32 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
not at all. the other station would repeat the same songs every 20 minutes. and it always, ALWAYS played that fucking nicki minaj starships song. i wanted to off myself evey time i heard it come on. now i never hear it
User avatar #33 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
At least you'd heard of the songs... I have to put up with songs that aren't just unknown, you can tell exact points in the song as to why it isn't any good.
User avatar #35 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
true enough
User avatar #37 - zombieskier (08/31/2012) [-]
This conversation has died, was a pleasure. Have a great life.
User avatar #38 - couragewolf (08/31/2012) [-]
likewise, fellow sandwich artist.
#31 - they didn't buy it, they organised it. 07/03/2012 on Our Saturday night +3
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Private profile, but hes rather attractive.
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