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Date Signed Up:10/18/2011
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#99 - During training in order to be an official marine, recruits ha… 8 hours ago on (Early) Fat-Shaming Friday +1
#569 - Metaphorical being the key word 9 hours ago on I could use a a big hand... 0
#220 - someone who is more or less a part of our metaphorical family …  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on I could use a a big hand... +4
User avatar #345 - makotoitou (17 hours ago) [-]
>family circle
Have you ever talked to the OP or even knew about him before this post?
User avatar #569 - zombieloan (9 hours ago) [-]
Metaphorical being the key word
#210 - **zombieloan used "*roll picture*"** **zombieloan rolled i… 19 hours ago on I could use a a big hand... +2
#199 - someone already did. hes got like negative 400 thumbs for it. …  [+] (7 new replies) 19 hours ago on I could use a a big hand... +2
#215 - Absolute Madman (19 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit why is everyone over sensative? Like seriously? Is this site just for circle jerking now? babies die every day we can't feel bad about them all.
User avatar #220 - zombieloan (19 hours ago) [-]
someone who is more or less a part of our metaphorical family circle reached out to us for comfort in a moment of vulnerability. you can be an antisocial asshole all you want but there are people here who actually care about lifting each other up. because to some people FJ has helped them through a lot in their life. obviously i wouldnt expect someone like you to have a sense of common decency like that
User avatar #345 - makotoitou (17 hours ago) [-]
>family circle
Have you ever talked to the OP or even knew about him before this post?
User avatar #569 - zombieloan (9 hours ago) [-]
Metaphorical being the key word
User avatar #206 - gwlk (19 hours ago) [-]
There's a time and place for dicks on dead babies. I don't think his comedic timing is as good as he thinks it is.
#210 - zombieloan (19 hours ago) [-]
**zombieloan used "*roll picture*"**
**zombieloan rolled image** i mean i understand people on funnyjunk can be heartless assholes sometimes but really there are times to have compassion for one another and to understand if youre going to draw dicks, or BE a dick, dont do it at a time thats obviously vulnerable. thats just inhuman
User avatar #205 - Waldowitharedhat (19 hours ago) [-]
He probably only did it because this guy asked us not to.
#70 - **zombieloan used "*roll picture*"** **zombieloan rolled i… 05/22/2015 on (1) +4
#172 - in the journal entries it gives a bit of insight into how they… 05/19/2015 on 5 Tapes you will never get... 0
#4 - touch screens are cool but youre ****** if you get anyt… 05/19/2015 on keyboard 0
#349 - jiggaboo 05/16/2015 on rename those anons 0
#49 - **zombieloan used "*roll picture*"** **zombieloan rolled i… 05/16/2015 on Anon has another crazy... 0

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Comments(116):

 
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#115 - sunnyday ONLINE (06/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#113 - geeklund (12/28/2011) [-]
*roll zombie*
User avatar #114 to #113 - zombieloan (12/28/2011) [-]
hahaha here i am :D
User avatar #108 - Wartortle (12/03/2011) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #109 to #108 - Wartortle (12/03/2011) [-]
WHAT DO.
#110 to #109 - zombieloan (12/03/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #168 at like a boss ** put *roll picture*
#111 to #110 - Wartortle (12/03/2011) [-]
**Wartortle rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Are you a horse? **
#112 to #111 - zombieloan (12/04/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Jim Moved ** lolz
User avatar #100 - xboxlive (11/29/2011) [-]
I've seen you before.
#101 to #100 - zombieloan (11/29/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**  yes thrice as a matter of fact
**zombieloan rolled a random image** yes thrice as a matter of fact
User avatar #102 to #101 - xboxlive (11/29/2011) [-]
I think you are wrong. You look very familiar though.
#103 to #102 - zombieloan (11/29/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** no, i know for a fact we have
User avatar #104 to #103 - xboxlive (11/29/2011) [-]
I am not sure. I hope I see you again.
#105 to #104 - zombieloan (11/29/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** and if you do meet me in the future?
User avatar #106 to #105 - xboxlive (11/29/2011) [-]
We will sail around the world, go port to port. Every time I cum, I'll produce a quart.
#107 to #106 - zombieloan (11/29/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**    that sounds marvelous
**zombieloan rolled a random image** that sounds marvelous
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#97 to #96 - zombieloan (11/26/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**      yes that was the one
**zombieloan rolled a random image** yes that was the one
#98 to #97 - nuketowns (11/26/2011) [-]
**nuketowns rolled a random image**
lulz, inb4 the fat black woman in the back of the theater fixes fake rolling, I fake rolled that to troll now it's just an irrelevant post
#99 to #98 - zombieloan (11/27/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
User avatar #88 - xboxlive (11/17/2011) [-]
You look familiar.
#89 to #88 - zombieloan (11/17/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** really now?
#90 to #89 - xboxlive (11/17/2011) [-]
Have we ever spoken before?
#91 to #90 - zombieloan (11/17/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** i do not know. perhaaps once before.
#92 to #91 - xboxlive (11/17/2011) [-]
Ive seen you before. I will find you again.
#93 to #92 - zombieloan (11/17/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** we shall see
#85 - xboxlive (11/14/2011) [-]
What is a zombie loan?
#116 to #85 - sorenlolz (03/16/2013) [-]
This image has expired
It's a loan given to someone in purpose of creating a virus to turn people into zombies.
#86 to #85 - zombieloan (11/14/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** Zombieloan is an anime
User avatar #3 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
I cant seem to reply to your mail. :l
User avatar #81 to #3 - toonyoshi (11/13/2011) [-]
*roll image* So lonely.
#82 to #81 - toonyoshi (11/13/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** So Lonely
#50 to #3 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** my favorite fruit
#53 to #50 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** My favorite animal.
#54 to #53 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** No, that is very much of the wrong.
#55 to #54 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**     my favorite thing.
**zombieloan rolled a random image** my favorite thing.
#57 to #56 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**      i loved that episode :P
**zombieloan rolled a random image** i loved that episode :P
#58 to #57 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** I dont even know what its from, I thought it was funny.
#59 to #58 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** either family guy or american dad
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#49 to #3 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** so you did
#51 to #49 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
Did what?

Thats a very sexual image you have there.
#60 to #51 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** i dont remember. and yes yes it is
#62 to #61 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** No thank you :P
#78 to #62 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
DO AS I SAY
DO AS I SAY
#67 to #66 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#74 to #67 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
DO AS I SAY
DO AS I SAY
#76 to #74 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#79 to #76 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image**
#80 to #79 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#77 to #76 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** U MUST.
User avatar #69 to #67 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
Y u no care bout FOREVER ALONE.
#63 to #62 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
My sad face.
#64 to #63 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** my sad face*
#65 to #64 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image**
#68 to #65 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#71 to #68 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** If its ponies I will eat my pants.
#72 to #71 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**       pics or it didnt happen
**zombieloan rolled a random image** pics or it didnt happen
#73 to #72 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** But its nots ponies.
#75 to #73 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** touche
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#4 to #3 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** thats perfectly fine. happens to me all the times
#5 to #4 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** It might be my computer. Idk.
#6 to #5 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** i supppose we could talk on here :P
#7 to #6 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** Sure. :3
#8 to #7 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** indeed: :3
#10 to #9 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#11 to #10 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image**
#12 to #11 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#13 to #12 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** We are talking with random images. :D
#14 to #13 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** yes yes we are :D
#15 to #14 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** Derp.
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** Derp.
#16 to #15 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#17 to #16 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** This is getting weird.
#18 to #17 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** dear roll god. give me good rolls this time
#19 to #18 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** The god has said no by the looks.
#29 to #19 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** how in gods name did you get rolls on the 1st try???
User avatar #32 to #29 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
What do you mean by Rolls? :l
#46 to #32 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** to me, not at all
#42 to #32 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#43 to #42 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** Is this getting boring?
#40 to #32 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** lucky :P
#41 to #40 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** Blah Blah.
#37 to #32 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**      doubles dear boy. you rolled a 44 and its rare to roll dubs on first try
**zombieloan rolled a random image** doubles dear boy. you rolled a 44 and its rare to roll dubs on first try
#44 to #37 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
Derp.
Derp.
User avatar #38 to #37 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
Ohhh. Brain Fart.

Um, idk.
User avatar #31 to #29 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
Hm?

I'm so confused.
#45 to #31 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** i have no idea what to say about that
User avatar #48 to #45 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm eating a banana.

I just thought you should know.
User avatar #47 to #45 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
I thought so. :3
#34 to #31 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** i meant dubs! how did u get dubs
#36 to #34 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** *is stupid and doesnt know what dubs are* :l
#35 to #34 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#20 to #19 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** curse you roll god
#21 to #20 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** That one was perfect. XD
#27 to #21 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** just put *roll 2*
#24 to #21 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** : ( aww no dubs
#22 to #21 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** that it was XD
User avatar #39 to #22 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolls 12**
#33 to #22 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
RAMEN.

nom
#30 to #22 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image**
User avatar #28 to #22 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolls 44**
User avatar #26 to #22 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
I cant remember how to roll numbers :l
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User avatar #23 to #22 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolls 47**
User avatar #1 - shibdogg (11/05/2011) [-]
you are a nice person and i love you
User avatar #2 to #1 - zombieloan (11/05/2011) [-]
well thank you random stranger. love you too
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