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zombieflorist

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:1/24/2012
Location:The Ninth Circle of Hell
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Highest Comment Rank:#2916
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Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:416
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#8 - Not entirely true, because I'm probably not going to actively …  [+] (2 replies) 09/13/2016 on Future Self +10
#20 - BloodyTurds (09/13/2016) [-]
Am I weird for spending time browsing dank memes from memory while at work? (Its a boring job)
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#23 - zombieflorist (09/13/2016) [-]
Nah, I often recall funny conversations. People think I'm crazy because I start laughing at nothing :^)
#138 - It's there to mix with butter to make a roux, so that the milk…  [+] (3 replies) 08/27/2016 on Random shit dump pt. 12 of... +2
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#150 - thegamepixel (08/27/2016) [-]
If your butter milk and cheese aren't thick enough, you don't have enough cheese.
#157 - anon (08/27/2016) [-]
No. Flour or another thickener. Adding 17 pounds of cheese won't make melted cheese any thicker.
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#159 - thegamepixel (08/27/2016) [-]
I don't know what kind of cheese sauce you make, man, but in that case you must have too much milk. I use 3/4 cups of cream, 1/4 cup of milk, and 8 oz of extra sharp cheddar and it's thick enough.
#14 - It's real. 05/17/2016 on why not +1