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#26 - If anyone wants to know, her name is Brenda Song.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on Mentos & Carlsberg +1
User avatar #55 - wooyoungkim (03/15/2014) [-]
Nigga that is London Tipton.
#20 - Oh wait... maybe those are shares. I don't know, but you're in… 03/11/2014 on prettycoolusername's profile 0
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User avatar #20 - zombieflorist (03/11/2014) [-]
Oh wait... maybe those are shares. I don't know, but you're in first anyway!
#93 - :3 03/11/2014 on zombieflorist's profile 0
#92 - Yeah! ^ ^ Why is it mediocre? o: Not challenging enough? … 03/05/2014 on zombieflorist's profile 0
#39 - Yep.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on This blind pup is gaining... +1
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#890 - Hola, I haven't been on this account in forever ! What have y… 03/05/2014 on loveyameanish's profile 0
#90 - Ah, nice. Not too much, actually. I'm going to start takin…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2014 on zombieflorist's profile 0
#91 - greenjester (03/05/2014) [-]
Neat!
Nothing much, really. What's happening now at school is quite mediocre, if I may say so.
It'll be one more year with school after summer, then I'll either start studying (no fucking idea what to do or study in life), or I'll join the military, since we're kind of forced to do that here.
Oh well, at least I get payed for it.
So... what are you doing in life, other than school?
User avatar #93 - zombieflorist (03/11/2014) [-]
:3
User avatar #92 - zombieflorist (03/05/2014) [-]
Yeah! ^^
Why is it mediocre? o: Not challenging enough?
That's awesome dude, one more year until you're freeeee! lol
See, I've never really had too much of a problem with school, just math. I guess that's why I hated school so much, because pretty much the whole day was math, math and moar math. -
- But, I'm going to need to deal with it because I want to become a cosmetic and reconstructive surgeon.
Well is there anything you're particularly interested in? I think, correct me if I'm wrong, that you said you may pursue teaching because your mom is a teacher. Do you still think you may want to do that?
Ah, so are you required to go into the military for a certain amount of years* and then you're allowed to leave if you wish, ja?
Well getting paid is always good, haha.
Actually not a whole lot. We moved to a new house on the 8th of June last year, which coincidentally happens to be my birthday. It was pretty cool to move somewhere else on my 18th birthday, because then I won't forget the date we moved, lol.
We actually moved into the town we lived outside of. We only moved about 8 miles, haha.
I worked at Subway for a whole two weeks... lol. Do you guys have Subway in Norway? o:
And hopefully I'll get a job as a hostess at a restaurant my brother works at. I've never been good at working with food, so it's best I stay away. >__<"
To be completely honest, I don't do a whole lot besides the Internet and school. I occasionally venture outside, but only when I have to. Lol = D
What about you? :3


*But, only if you aren't in training to become say, a teacher.
#68 - Who took the pictures? 03/05/2014 on P90x bro 0
#88 - Ohai. It's been awhile! What's up?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/04/2014 on zombieflorist's profile 0
#89 - greenjester (03/05/2014) [-]
Nothing much... you know... just thinking about life and stuff :^)
And what about you?
#90 - zombieflorist (03/05/2014) [-]
Ah, nice.
Not too much, actually. I'm going to start taking college classes soon. Exciting, lol no.
I took the placement test (which just tells me what level I need to be placed in for English and math,) for English, and I got into English 111 which is college level, which I expected. Math on the other hand, I'll probably be placed lower.
What's going on in school for you? ^__^
#91 - greenjester (03/05/2014) [-]
Neat!
Nothing much, really. What's happening now at school is quite mediocre, if I may say so.
It'll be one more year with school after summer, then I'll either start studying (no fucking idea what to do or study in life), or I'll join the military, since we're kind of forced to do that here.
Oh well, at least I get payed for it.
So... what are you doing in life, other than school?
User avatar #93 - zombieflorist (03/11/2014) [-]
:3
User avatar #92 - zombieflorist (03/05/2014) [-]
Yeah! ^^
Why is it mediocre? o: Not challenging enough?
That's awesome dude, one more year until you're freeeee! lol
See, I've never really had too much of a problem with school, just math. I guess that's why I hated school so much, because pretty much the whole day was math, math and moar math. -
- But, I'm going to need to deal with it because I want to become a cosmetic and reconstructive surgeon.
Well is there anything you're particularly interested in? I think, correct me if I'm wrong, that you said you may pursue teaching because your mom is a teacher. Do you still think you may want to do that?
Ah, so are you required to go into the military for a certain amount of years* and then you're allowed to leave if you wish, ja?
Well getting paid is always good, haha.
Actually not a whole lot. We moved to a new house on the 8th of June last year, which coincidentally happens to be my birthday. It was pretty cool to move somewhere else on my 18th birthday, because then I won't forget the date we moved, lol.
We actually moved into the town we lived outside of. We only moved about 8 miles, haha.
I worked at Subway for a whole two weeks... lol. Do you guys have Subway in Norway? o:
And hopefully I'll get a job as a hostess at a restaurant my brother works at. I've never been good at working with food, so it's best I stay away. >__<"
To be completely honest, I don't do a whole lot besides the Internet and school. I occasionally venture outside, but only when I have to. Lol = D
What about you? :3


*But, only if you aren't in training to become say, a teacher.

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#88 to #87 - zombieflorist (03/04/2014) [-]
Ohai. It's been awhile! What's up?
Ohai. It's been awhile! What's up?
#89 to #88 - greenjester (03/05/2014) [-]
Nothing much... you know... just thinking about life and stuff :^)   
And what about you?
Nothing much... you know... just thinking about life and stuff :^)
And what about you?
#90 to #89 - zombieflorist (03/05/2014) [-]
Ah, nice.   
Not too much, actually. I'm going to start taking college classes soon. Exciting, lol no.   
I took the placement test (which just tells me what level I need to be placed in for English and math,) for English, and I got into English 111 which is college level, which I expected. Math on the other hand, I'll probably be placed lower.   
What's going on in school for you? ^__^
Ah, nice.
Not too much, actually. I'm going to start taking college classes soon. Exciting, lol no.
I took the placement test (which just tells me what level I need to be placed in for English and math,) for English, and I got into English 111 which is college level, which I expected. Math on the other hand, I'll probably be placed lower.
What's going on in school for you? ^__^
#91 to #90 - greenjester (03/05/2014) [-]
Neat!   
Nothing much, really. What's happening now at school is quite mediocre, if I may say so.   
It'll be one more year with school after summer, then I'll either start studying (no 						*******					 idea what to do or study in life), or I'll join the military, since we're kind of forced to do that here.   
Oh well, at least I get payed for it.   
So... what are you doing in life, other than school?
Neat!
Nothing much, really. What's happening now at school is quite mediocre, if I may say so.
It'll be one more year with school after summer, then I'll either start studying (no ******* idea what to do or study in life), or I'll join the military, since we're kind of forced to do that here.
Oh well, at least I get payed for it.
So... what are you doing in life, other than school?
User avatar #92 to #91 - zombieflorist (03/05/2014) [-]
Yeah! ^^
Why is it mediocre? o: Not challenging enough?
That's awesome dude, one more year until you're freeeee! lol
See, I've never really had too much of a problem with school, just math. I guess that's why I hated school so much, because pretty much the whole day was math, math and moar math. -
- But, I'm going to need to deal with it because I want to become a cosmetic and reconstructive surgeon.
Well is there anything you're particularly interested in? I think, correct me if I'm wrong, that you said you may pursue teaching because your mom is a teacher. Do you still think you may want to do that?
Ah, so are you required to go into the military for a certain amount of years* and then you're allowed to leave if you wish, ja?
Well getting paid is always good, haha.
Actually not a whole lot. We moved to a new house on the 8th of June last year, which coincidentally happens to be my birthday. It was pretty cool to move somewhere else on my 18th birthday, because then I won't forget the date we moved, lol.
We actually moved into the town we lived outside of. We only moved about 8 miles, haha.
I worked at Subway for a whole two weeks... lol. Do you guys have Subway in Norway? o:
And hopefully I'll get a job as a hostess at a restaurant my brother works at. I've never been good at working with food, so it's best I stay away. >__<"
To be completely honest, I don't do a whole lot besides the Internet and school. I occasionally venture outside, but only when I have to. Lol = D
What about you? :3


*But, only if you aren't in training to become say, a teacher.
#80 - zombieflorist (03/05/2013) [-]
I changed it because the fact that in the original the word disapproval was spelled incorrectly really bothered me.
#76 - zombieflorist (10/04/2012) [-]
First captioned .gif :)
First captioned .gif :)
#74 - LinkinParkFan (06/13/2012) [-]
:) *Snipes your enemies :3*
:) *Snipes your enemies :3*
User avatar #72 - zombieflorist (05/25/2012) [-]
**zombieflorist rolled user twistedhiroller **
User avatar #73 to #72 - LinkinParkFan (06/12/2012) [-]
REMEMBER ME :D
#71 - zombieflorist (05/25/2012) [-]
**zombieflorist rolled a random comment #334 posted by faganon at D'aww ** :Cutest thing I have.   
Look at their little 						******					 tails XD
**zombieflorist rolled a random comment #334 posted by faganon at D'aww ** :
Cutest thing I have.
Look at their little ****** tails XD
#64 - loveyameanish (05/12/2012) [-]
"Jesus and Hitler drinking beer at a strip club." - Delivered.




Sorry, it's a little rushed, but it's the thought that counts, huh? :)
User avatar #69 to #64 - LinkinParkFan (05/16/2012) [-]
This is ******* amazing! I don't intend to stalk Zombieflorist's profile I was gonna leave a witty joke i saw this i was like! Mofo is a bamf. I will sub you bro if you can draw Ezio and Leonardo playing with a little train set :3 I know it's weird but i have always wondered! :)
#70 to #69 - loveyameanish (05/16/2012) [-]
I ******* LOVE that idea, people on here seem to know subconsciously that I'm an Assassin's Creed FREAK :P I have already drawn Ezio on his own, it's in my profile pictures if you click into it, just if you wanna see it :3
User avatar #85 to #70 - LinkinParkFan (05/14/2013) [-]
Did you ever draw it
User avatar #86 to #85 - loveyameanish (05/14/2013) [-]
Omg I forgot about this. I actually did a quick sketch of it. I need to find it immediately.
User avatar #65 to #64 - loveyameanish (05/12/2012) [-]
I also apologise for the ****** quality, took the picture on my phone, because both my scanner and my camera currently hiding :)
User avatar #66 to #65 - zombieflorist (05/13/2012) [-]
Lol. Thanks, its great. I am probably going straight to Hell just for asking you to draw it, but its totally worth it.

You are really good at drawing btw.
#67 to #66 - loveyameanish (05/13/2012) [-]
I loved it, everyone else was asking for like video game characters and stuff, and then you asked for this and I was like &quot;THIS...this 						****					 is funny.&quot;   
   
   
Thanks :3
I loved it, everyone else was asking for like video game characters and stuff, and then you asked for this and I was like "THIS...this **** is funny."


Thanks :3
#68 to #67 - zombieflorist (05/13/2012) [-]
:D Yay. Take a .gif for your time.
:D Yay. Take a .gif for your time.
#62 - greenjester (05/01/2012) [-]
Faboloz
Faboloz
User avatar #63 to #62 - zombieflorist (05/01/2012) [-]
I don't even...
User avatar #45 - zombieflorist (02/13/2012) [-]
I also love how I can get past the wordfilters, f­aggot. P­enis. 9­gag.
User avatar #44 - zombieflorist (02/13/2012) [-]
I love A­dmin.
User avatar #1 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
sorry if i wasnt able to reply on the content lol too many purple lines but the first time i tryed it was 11 lol when i took a small sip of sour puss man i went nuts trying it xD

User avatar #34 to #1 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
I had to start a new thread because the last one was all used up.

Or, like I was super happy when I realized that my first, middle, and last names all have 7 letters in them. 777 ... lucky ...
User avatar #35 to #34 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
if you had the same luck at casino that would be awesome XD
#36 to #35 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
Yep, that would be awesome. I wish I was rich...
#37 to #36 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
hopefully one day you will :)
hopefully one day you will :)
User avatar #38 to #37 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
Well, I want to be a Cosmetic/Reconstructive Surgeon one day, so yeah. I'm gonna make bitches beautiful.
User avatar #40 to #38 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
do u have xbox live XD
User avatar #41 to #40 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
Nah, my brother (Matt) has it. I play on my bro's (Chris) Xbox. I love the Saints Row series. Sorry I just randomly logged off, my mom had to get on.
User avatar #43 to #41 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
its ok lol im a huge fan of saints row
#39 to #38 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
you gave those bitches beauty bitches love beauty!
User avatar #42 to #39 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
Damn straight. Bitches give me money, I love bitches money.
User avatar #2 to #1 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
It's okay. Have you ever had banana liquor? It's ******* tasty. It's really sweet because it's used for baking, but still. It's awesome.
#3 to #2 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
once lol at my friends place we used it to mix drinks for extra flavor lol
#4 to #3 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
Cool. I've never done that because I have no friends, excluding the internets. :(
User avatar #6 to #4 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
im surprized that you have no friends man if i were living where you were id be your bestest friend xD
#10 to #6 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
with this pattern and imagine it on a fat ugly man.
User avatar #12 to #10 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
thats commen where i live because hunting season starts soon lol

User avatar #14 to #12 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
Oh God. I would have a freaking heart attack if I had to see those damn people wearing that stupid outfit more than I already do.
#9 to #6 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
You wouldn't want to live where I live. I live in Orange County, Virginia. It is a redneck breeding ground, seriously. Fat, ugly rednecks who wear Onesies with a hunting pattern on it IN PUBLIC. I want to vomit every time I see one of them.

Imagine this Onsie...
User avatar #11 to #9 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
damn D: thats horried well where i live its canadian steriotypes every where lol
User avatar #15 to #11 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
What kinds of Canadian stereotypes?
User avatar #17 to #15 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
the touques the beer the eh the aboot (which im guilty of) thefunny accent lol ect
User avatar #19 to #17 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
Hmmm... Is it a stereotype that all Canadians know French? :O So you actually say eh and aboot?
User avatar #21 to #19 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
yup and the one that we know french is some what true they teach it as a second language the thing is its not real french so if i were to go to france and speak quebec french they wouldnt understand me lol

User avatar #23 to #21 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
Awesome. Lol, they'd be like "Dafuq this kid say?"
User avatar #25 to #23 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
pretty much lol
#5 to #4 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
ill be your friend from via the internet lol:)
User avatar #7 to #5 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
Cool. I have a few really good friends on the internet.
#8 to #7 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
thats good :P so is it because you dont get along with people or is because there isnt many people or did you just move to some place new
thats good :P so is it because you dont get along with people or is because there isnt many people or did you just move to some place new

User avatar #13 to #8 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
Nah, we've been living here for like 10 years. But contrary to popular belief, small country towns are NOT friendly. One of them actually told my mom that if her great grand father didn't own land here, then we wouldn't be accepted. Oh, all the people here love hunting and I can't stand hunting. They hang deer heads on their walls, ugh, it's disgusting. I want to move to the North when I get older. So no, I don't get along with the people here.
User avatar #16 to #13 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
well you would fit in well where i live lol i dont want to sound weird but do you have facebook :P
User avatar #18 to #16 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
Nah, that's not weird. Sorry, I'm probably one of the only teenagers who doesn't have a Facebook account. On an unrelated note, according to the GIF above, you REALLY like Jif peanut butter.
User avatar #20 to #18 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
lol yes i do its good XD
User avatar #22 to #20 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
When I was a kid I would sit there with a jar of peanut butter and a spoon and eat it. Lol.
User avatar #24 to #22 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
lol same i also used to eat in front of my mom and sister because there are allergic lol
User avatar #26 to #24 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
Lol, it's the same thing with me and ketchup. My mom and brother absolutely HATE ketchup, and when we're out I will sit there and say, "Hey, Chris (my brother) look at me!" and then I'll take the bottle of ketchup and squirt it into my mouth.

I have three older bros, I'm the youngest.
User avatar #27 to #26 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
lol nice i have a little brother (Allan) and an older sister (Amber)
User avatar #28 to #27 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
Let me go out on a wild limb here and say your name starts with A.

Kaitlin, 16 (Me) - Chris, 21 - Matt 25 - Kenny 30
User avatar #29 to #28 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
Names Tony so whats it like being the youngest lol
User avatar #30 to #29 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
Lol, I just guessed that your name started with A because both your sibs names start with A.

Uh, it's cool. I got spoiled when I was younger. But, I act more like a first born child than my actual first born sibling. He kinda acts like a idiot on a daily basis.
User avatar #31 to #30 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
lol him and my little brother would get along lol XD well my name is anthony but i am called tony lol
User avatar #32 to #31 - zombieflorist (01/31/2012) [-]
GAH! I KNEW IT! ... AAA ... Like the company ... Amber, Anthony, Allen ... AAA ...
User avatar #33 to #32 - LinkinParkFan (01/31/2012) [-]
AWWEE YEAHHH XD
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