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zombieflorist

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:1/24/2012
Location:The Ninth Circle of Hell
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#23702
Highest Comment Rank:#2916
Comment Thumbs: 1227 total,  1339 ,  112
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 11% (11/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Total Comments Made:410
FJ Points:1209
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#14 - It's real. 05/17/2016 on why not +1
#206 - **zombieflorist used "*roll picture*"** **zombieflorist rol… 04/26/2016 on admin bought you a present 0
#25 - I think the word luxury is used quite loosely, in the way usin… 04/15/2016 on SJW comp - blood 4 the... +14
#6 - Thanks, man. 04/07/2016 on SJW content in comp form 0
#4 - I've read what he said probably ten times and I still can't un…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/07/2016 on SJW content in comp form +4
#81 - mrjewmanfry (04/08/2016) [-]
BlackGirlsRock  They Also Use Tinder Instagram  Other Social Media To Prostitute Themselves Out This will make you understand
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#153 - animationhac (04/08/2016) [-]
1.5k for a month is low for sugar babies. I hear they make 4k a month (2k every two weeks) and thats before gifts/dates. Some sugar babies don't even fuck. You just pay to date them.
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#46 - monkeybotlove (04/07/2016) [-]
Maybe he meant gungho, or "go black people, we're the best" and then turn around and want a white sugar daddy.

Fuck if I know.
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#18 - yunablade (04/07/2016) [-]
Has a challenging career that is she claims is more difficult to females since they constantly fight for the respect of the black guys on the industry. ( I think is a challenging career for anyone to follow anyway)

Claims that white old guys with good economic income are more respectful of her and has had better relationships with them, having no drama at home.

Broke niggu wanted that ass for the brethen, but she ain't having none of that shit.
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#9 - timmywankenobi (04/07/2016) [-]
My Ebonics are a little rough but I believe he is accusing her of "Being a gold digger because she refuses to fraternize with broke Negroes "
#5 - keligus (04/07/2016) [-]
**keligus used "*roll picture*"**
**keligus rolled image**he accused her of being a gold digger.
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#6 - zombieflorist (04/07/2016) [-]
Thanks, man.
#44 - Her name Muhua is an anagram for the word ham, which means you…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2016 on Tinder Comp #5 +9
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#57 - HardyUndertook (03/28/2016) [-]
dang....that is clever....
#83 - Comment deleted 02/29/2016 on Boobies 0
#38 - This one? :^)  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2016 on Japan being Japan +31
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#52 - benadryl (01/19/2016) [-]
Yeah. Usually people get so excited with the headless girl, they don't notice guy in the back tryna lowkey eat ramen noodles under the desk.
#46 - kageshi (01/19/2016) [-]
#109 - Mention me, please. 11/09/2015 on black tweets comp (1/4)*100 0
#70 - Friendly reminder: Do NOT feed the stray GreenJester in your n… 06/01/2015 on greenjester's profile 0