This is fucking amazing! I don't intend to stalk Zombieflorist's profile I was gonna leave a witty joke i saw this i was like! Mofo is a bamf. I will sub you bro if you can draw Ezio and Leonardo playing with a little train set :3 I know it's weird but i have always wondered! :)

I fucking LOVE that idea, people on here seem to know subconsciously that I'm an Assassin's Creed FREAK :P I have already drawn Ezio on his own, it's in my profile pictures if you click into it, just if you wanna see it :3

I also apologise for the shitty quality, took the picture on my phone, because both my scanner and my camera currently hiding :)

Lol. Thanks, its great. I am probably going straight to Hell just for asking you to draw it, but its totally worth it.

You are really good at drawing btw.

I loved it, everyone else was asking for like video game characters and stuff, and then you asked for this and I was like "THIS...this shit is funny."


Thanks :3

:D Yay. Take a .gif for your time.

I don't even...

Lol, that GIF is disturbing.

We always cook ours in the oven. I don't even think we own anything else to cook it.

Lol, and then a couple hours after dinner you can go and shop! :)

I never get to shop after Thanksgiving because I never have any money because I never have a job T__T

I don't have a job either... :(

I've been trying to get one forever, but McDonald's won't even hire me. D':

D: The McDonald's around me is too busy hiring dumb rednecks (I live in Orange County, Virgina, rednecks are everywhere.) to hire me :( I always just thought it was my age that made it harder for me to get a job anywhere. (I'm 16 :P)

I'm 17 and I've been looking since I was 16. ;~; Our McDonald's hires so many stupid people, it's ridiculous. :|

**zombieflorist rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at This guy is a fu**in genius ** And people who don't do their jobs and can't comprehend a simple order :E
And I have seen the employees standing around texting, or just standing around.
I really think it's just all fast food joints. One time my dad took me in to Burger King for lunch, and yes, there was several customers in line, but there was probably 12 people walking around behind the counter randomly, and the person who was taking orders looked out of it. I was so pissed when I (and every other person in there) had to wait for like 35 minutes for simple orders.

Why are people so stupid? @_@

I also hate it when I'm just trying to be friendly and everyone looks at me like they're going to break my face... D:

People look at you like they're going to break your face? ಠ_ಠ Dafuq.

People tell me that I put off a "Get the fuck away from me" vibe. People also tell me I'm very intimidating... I don't know why... I mean, I try to be nice to people, but I get angry really easy.

I try to be nice to people as well... People generally think I'm dumb though because I'm so shy. =0

But, if you're too shy to talk then how do they come to the conclusion that you're dumb?

Because I fumble with money and I'm generally slow at things. I have a hard time with purses and wallets and what have you, so I just stand there fumbling around with shit like a bumbling idiot, trying to crack a few jokes to lighten the mood, and the people stare at me like, "=____="

Ah. I wouldn't think you're an idiot. I'd probably just assume you're shy if I didn't know you in fact are. :]

Oh, goody, hopefully not everyone who meets me thinks I'm dumb then. Maybe I'm dumb for assuming they think I'm dumb... Which still means I'm dumb, so they're right... But... But...

Lol, I'm sure you're not dumb.

I had to start a new thread because the last one was all used up.

Or, like I was super happy when I realized that my first, middle, and last names all have 7 letters in them. 777 ... lucky ...

if you had the same luck at casino that would be awesome XD

Yep, that would be awesome. I wish I was rich...

hopefully one day you will :)

Well, I want to be a Cosmetic/Reconstructive Surgeon one day, so yeah. I'm gonna make bitches beautiful.

do u have xbox live XD

Nah, my brother (Matt) has it. I play on my bro's (Chris) Xbox. I love the Saints Row series. Sorry I just randomly logged off, my mom had to get on.

its ok lol im a huge fan of saints row

you gave those bitches beauty bitches love beauty!

Damn straight. Bitches give me money, I love bitches money.

It's okay. Have you ever had banana liquor? It's fucking tasty. It's really sweet because it's used for baking, but still. It's awesome.

once lol at my friends place we used it to mix drinks for extra flavor lol

Cool. I've never done that because I have no friends, excluding the internets. :(

im surprized that you have no friends man if i were living where you were id be your bestest friend xD

with this pattern and imagine it on a fat ugly man.

thats commen where i live because hunting season starts soon lol

Oh God. I would have a freaking heart attack if I had to see those damn people wearing that stupid outfit more than I already do.

You wouldn't want to live where I live. I live in Orange County, Virginia. It is a redneck breeding ground, seriously. Fat, ugly rednecks who wear Onesies with a hunting pattern on it IN PUBLIC. I want to vomit every time I see one of them.

Imagine this Onsie...

damn D: thats horried well where i live its canadian steriotypes every where lol

What kinds of Canadian stereotypes?

the touques the beer the eh the aboot (which im guilty of) thefunny accent lol ect

Hmmm... Is it a stereotype that all Canadians know French? :O So you actually say eh and aboot?

yup and the one that we know french is some what true they teach it as a second language the thing is its not real french so if i were to go to france and speak quebec french they wouldnt understand me lol

Awesome. Lol, they'd be like "Dafuq this kid say?"

pretty much lol

ill be your friend from via the internet lol:)

Cool. I have a few really good friends on the internet.

thats good :P so is it because you dont get along with people or is because there isnt many people or did you just move to some place new

Nah, we've been living here for like 10 years. But contrary to popular belief, small country towns are NOT friendly. One of them actually told my mom that if her great grand father didn't own land here, then we wouldn't be accepted. Oh, all the people here love hunting and I can't stand hunting. They hang deer heads on their walls, ugh, it's disgusting. I want to move to the North when I get older. So no, I don't get along with the people here.

well you would fit in well where i live lol i dont want to sound weird but do you have facebook :P

Nah, that's not weird. Sorry, I'm probably one of the only teenagers who doesn't have a Facebook account. On an unrelated note, according to the GIF above, you REALLY like Jif peanut butter.

lol yes i do its good XD

When I was a kid I would sit there with a jar of peanut butter and a spoon and eat it. Lol.

lol same i also used to eat in front of my mom and sister because there are allergic lol

Lol, it's the same thing with me and ketchup. My mom and brother absolutely HATE ketchup, and when we're out I will sit there and say, "Hey, Chris (my brother) look at me!" and then I'll take the bottle of ketchup and squirt it into my mouth.

I have three older bros, I'm the youngest.

lol nice i have a little brother (Allan) and an older sister (Amber)

Let me go out on a wild limb here and say your name starts with A.

Kaitlin, 16 (Me) - Chris, 21 - Matt 25 - Kenny 30

Names Tony so whats it like being the youngest lol

Lol, I just guessed that your name started with A because both your sibs names start with A.

Uh, it's cool. I got spoiled when I was younger. But, I act more like a first born child than my actual first born sibling. He kinda acts like a idiot on a daily basis.

lol him and my little brother would get along lol XD well my name is anthony but i am called tony lol

GAH! I KNEW IT! ... AAA ... Like the company ... Amber, Anthony, Allen ... AAA ...