nigga i got da best comments ever

i'm like sunset but not sunset

oh gawsh

OH LOOK AT THIS SAD ASS NIGGER

OH LOOK IT'S THE GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING ZOMBA.

AKA BEST PERSON EVER

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND'S A TOTAL 12/10
AND WATCHU GOT NIGGER?
HUH?
FUCKING BIKES?
EXACTLY.

IMPLYING YOU AREN'T A BUTTDEMOLISHED AND ASSDISSINTEGRATED MOTHER FUCKER
THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS IN THE MARINES
I HAVE OVER 543 KILLS ON MY GUN
BOY YOU DON'T FUCK WITH ME

YEAH SURE
WELL I'M A 15TH DEGREE BLACKBELT IN HAIKWONDO
I LEARNED FROM BRUCE LEE
I WASN'T IN THE MARINES
I WAS IN HARDCORE SPECOPS SEAL TEAM 6 GHOST RECON SECTOR 5

YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH ME

OH YOU WANNA GO FAGGOT YOU WANNA GO
WELL MY NAME IS JOHN AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS
PIC RELATED, IT'S MY GIRL

WHATEVER FAGGOT.

DON'T BE A STRANGER. HIT ME UP WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. I'M PRETTY MUCH PERFECT.

YEAH WELL I'VE BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO DO EVEN WANT TO GO DO LOOK MORE LIKE

THE FUCK YOU GOT

this is too awesome to let drag on and get ruined by my endeavors to try and lengthen it.

this was beautiful man

/thread

Indeed.

PIC RELATED: IT'S ME AND MY BITCH.

HOT, ISN'T SHE?

XD. btw, i meant comics, but your significant number of profile comments makes my paltry 117 seem horrible small by comparison, mind you, with the stuff thats posted there....i dont blame them for nto going more often

FOR FUCKS SAKE

why won't my shit ever work.

See, you think i did that shit intentionally

when really it was a genuine fuck-up

foxtrot?

UNIFORM

Try and say foxtrot.

woah

wot

i was using zalgo

NIGGER.

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY JUST JEALOUS THAT I'M WHITE

NIGGA I'M GANGSTA.

NO NO NIQQA, YOU AIN'T EVEN STREET SHIT RIGHT NOW. AIN'T EVEN FUCKIN HOODLUM SHIT. NOW I NIQQA, I DA ONE, STRAIGHT THUG MAYN, STRAIGHT THUG.

GOT MY DOT FO FO, GOT DEM PANTS TO DA FLO'. KEEPIN MA SHIT STRAIGHT ON THE TWENTI'-DAMNED-FO'

NIGGA U GEY.

JUS MAD CUZ YOLO

OH GAWD KIL URSALF ZOMBALZ

ZOMBALZ?
MORE LIKE DEEZ BUTS.

OoooOoOOoOooooOoOOooOooooOOOOOOoOooooOOOOoooooooOoOooOoOoOh gotta go now peace

sorta like a super power

he was one of the first iconic OC comic makers on Funnyjunk along with people like GISteve, he was started dying off maybe 2 months after i started posting (whenever the fuck that was)

Then people like Me, followed by Joeyfisher, followed by DSend, Alchemic freak and so on

oh yeah, i just rembered, i made alist of all the comic makers back in the day so i wouldnt forget

lol it was good days man

good days

OH HO HO

*sigh* i really wanted to buy revelations

I still love you and your comics, bro.
Doesn't matter how many haters there are, I will always be your comic fan.
You contributed to FJ, made comics that I would never forget.
Although newfags tells you that you are a faggot, they are just butthurt because they can't do it or get front page, or have blue username.

jesus christ

i'd fuck octavia

It appears that you've ignored the things I said.
Dammit Zomba.

now i want to pity fuck fluttershy

stop this betars

nope lol

ohgodohgodohgod

OH FUCK NIGGER

DON'T DO THIS
RARITY IS THE BEST ONE
DON'T DO THIS TO ME

More

why do i enjoy this so.

Because most males are attracted to females, which does not need to take shape of a certain specie. Bestiality, in my opinion, is normal.
Our hormones fail to identify right or wrong, it can only tell the difference between male and female. It is absolutely normal to be sexually engaged in a cute, adorable horse with eyelashes resembling a female.

i disagree with what you said about it being normal or okay

but damn do i like that photo

Suit yourself, my friend.
I have more.

get me rarity porn

Some Twilight, maybe?

I'd fuck her too, btw.

pffft
thats not even old

i know fuckers from yellow

i could of been here in 08 but i was new and an anon from that time

i started coming here in 2005

damn bro... how did you find the site? my older brother showed it to me

same

DREAM OF CAL-E-FORN-YA-CAY-SH-HUN

BY THE WAY
I TRIED TO SAY
I'D BEE THERE

WAY-TEEN FOOOOO
DANI THA GURL IS SINGIN SONGS TO ME BENEATH THE MAH-KEY
OVAHLOOOOOOHHHH

STEAK KNIFE CARO SHARK CON JOB BOOT CUT

dun dun dun dun
dun dun dun dun
err
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dundundundundundundundundundun

er er er er er er ER ER ER ER ER ER der der der der derrr

[url deleted]

STANDIN' IN LINE TO SEE THE SHOW TONIGHT

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I POST URL'S ON MY OWN DAMNED PROFILE

It's a bug. It's been here for like, 2 months now.

the same amount of time i haven't been here i guess

Mreh. You get used to it.

But i'm white!
I'm not supposed to get 'used' to anything inconvenient!
*pout*

TUFF UP WHYT BOI

I DON'T GOTTA TAYK THAT SHYT FROM NO PUNK ASS LUMINOUS PROJECTION FROM THE SUN CREATED BY THE LIGHT RAYS SEPARATING INTO DIFFERENT FREQUENCIES IN THE ATMOSPHERE WHILE CURVING WITH THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THE EARTH

BRB, GETTING SOME ICE TEA AND SKITTLES

OH HO HO
OOOOHOHHOHHOHOHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

FUKTHTSHYT
ZIMMERMAN 2012
PUT A REAL MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE

>White
>House

That's the definition of rhetorical name
white house and black projects

Ironic that a black man is in the white house.

Even less ironic that he's as white as you can get.

i don't know about that

he brought a christian rapper who promotes tolerance and equality into the white house

http://www.youtu
[url deleted]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=Ejm6jn9AFA0

love you too faggot

with all of my cock

it goes as fine as canadian girls

you?

eh, work sucks but its been okay.

and you know i have never noticed. canadian girl are pretty hot.

also all of them are kinky as hell
all of them

so what are you up to today my fine feathered friend?

.... well it looks like im going to canada now.

nothing just got off work, going to surf the interwebs for awhile, hangout with my dad. after all that is done sleep then repeat.

i'm off today, so i'm going to go shooting

probably come home, order pizza or something

isnt adult life awesome...


im going to kill myself soon.

anyways i got to go eat something ill talk to you later dude

peace man

and just remember to have a side project, whenever i get back to work i get started on trying to get my company started. Side projects distract you from the sadness of having responsibilities.

WOT

YER FACE

OHOHOOHOHOHOH

wot

That a old friend of mine named RainbowSlayer dosnt go online anymore... I miss her

put it in her ass

i don't even remember

You basically just went around to all my comics and said how they were boring and unfunny. When people insulted you for being a dick, you just said you were more important because you were a higher level. The fuck, man?

fuck if i know man
i was a little bitch back in the day, they may have contributed to said actions
did we ever argue about anything

p.s. rarity is best pony

We never argued but you kept insulting me. If I remember rightly is was to do with one of your internet girlfriends saying I did shit or something like that and you believed her and got pissed.

And yes, she is best pony.

sounds like something i'd do

i los mai intest en et

:'(
but wai
we zomba fens lav yu,
end we wud bee willeng to dew enyfin fur yew, ,
, ,

enyfin.

buy me an orca whale.

name it julio.

it took me a bit of time and effort but i finally got it,
julio cant wait to meet you,





i hope yew laik:$

SILLY NIGGER THAT'S NOT AN ORCA WHALE.

it's an ostrich.

are you for serious?
if thats an ostrich,

the fuck is an orca whale then???

< orca whale

wwait if thats an orca whale

then who was phone??

ostrich was phone

full circle

my mind is full of fuck

nigger you just fucked my brain

non, je lui n'ai pas

English?

no, i do not have it

sheeeeyyyyyyyyhhhhtttt

WELL LOOK AT DIS SOGGY ASS JIGGABOO.
WHAT'S CRACKIN' MONKAI?

NOT MUCH MAH NIGGA
JUST DRINKI'G SOM COLT 45

SHIT NIGGA.
I HAD ME AN UMP 45 THE OTHA DAI.
SHIT WAS LYK SYK MAHN.

i am scout

I still have my medical licenses

no

good show

where ever the fuck i want them milk butt

*shakes fist*

damn kids and their impatience

Sexybeast, just make the comics so i can laugh. and stare at your amazing penis while you are showering... wait wut i meant hi

cock later, amnesia now

damnit.

alllllll kinds a shit

not really

you?

Playing some tf2

that photo has nothing to do with tf2

Yes, yes i know.

lol feel free to put me in whatever you like, i'll be sure to check it out, link me when it's done