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Alright, I can understand the part about the tunnel from here to your shed. But where the FUCK- DID KILLING MY CAT FOR MAYAN GODS COME FROM?comment
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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Zomba/13176923016929
Consoles Owned: PS3
Video Games Played: NUN; EVUR.
Interests: Licking bum
Date Signed Up:4/02/2009
Last Login:5/28/2012
Location:Capital Wastes
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LICK A BUM BUM, SAID-I SAID; LICK A BUM BUM

latest user's comments

#86 - Porbelm officur?*  [+] (10 new replies) 05/27/2012 on inadequite imagination for... +12
User avatar #87 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
lrn2spellfgt
User avatar #88 - RyudenTamarashi (05/27/2012) [-]
made me lol, have some thumbs!
User avatar #89 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
damn man, you seem laid back as fuck in the other comments

let's chill sometime, on the internet, cause that's what's cool.
#91 - samnoname (05/27/2012) [-]
seeing you comment feels like I'm watching a king walking among the peasants
User avatar #93 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
wot
#282 - samnoname (20 hours ago) [-]
well you're like famous on this website, this is like meeting will smith in starbucks

oh and gif not related
User avatar #283 - zomba (20 hours ago) [-]
meh, i'm not famous anymore
User avatar #284 - samnoname (20 hours ago) [-]
really? tbh this is the first time i've been on FJ in like 2 months now, no idea whats popular atm
User avatar #92 - samnoname (05/27/2012) [-]
gif not related
#90 - RyudenTamarashi (05/27/2012) [-]
well hey, if im getting super pissed at people all the time, hate breeds hate, besides, if your super polite to people, they can't really rage at you, and if they do, it makes them look simply foolsih and ignorant. but yea, im pretty chill about this shit, we can hang bro
#156 - FUCKING FINALLY REAL MORBID  [+] (6 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Actually Morbid because you... +7
#163 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER!

No clue what that means still but im glad i delivered as everyone asked
User avatar #168 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
we need more
#194 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
This is the worst I still had. I deleted my suicide folder a while back because it finally occurred to me:
What the fuck? Why? I don't need that and I don't want to contribute to the overflow of copypasta on /b/
User avatar #206 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
YOU DON'T. THROW. AWAY. SUICIDE GIFS.

GET THAT SHIT BACK NIGGER
#209 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
Broski, just spam a request thread on /b/ with a gory pic or two as kickstarter and wait for a dump. Lots of people have em saved... They served their purpose for me, and i didnt need files of men doused in gas lighting up and bailing off of the 30th floor....
User avatar #217 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
are you serious?
i can think of at least 10 funny captions for that.

I SET FIIIIIIIIIII-HI-HIIIIIIRRREEE, TO THA RAAAYYYYNNNNNN
#173 - Picture 05/26/2012 on fuck it +4
#105 - it's actually probably not possible or as possible as…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2012 on Four Orifices 0
#107 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
Take a gun, shoot, problem solved.
#103 - also there's not two holes in the 'vagina' the vagina… 05/26/2012 on Four Orifices 0
#102 - you are aware that trying to fuck the urethra is like trying t…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2012 on Four Orifices 0
User avatar #104 - commontroll (05/26/2012) [-]
It's still an orifice. And some people do it. Some how.

And I said vagina because most people who don't know that there's two holes, just think of the entire crotch as just a vagina.
#106 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
MFW I came here to watch bendingtime... And I get sex ED!
User avatar #105 - zomba (05/26/2012) [-]
it's actually probably not possible

or as possible as actual penetration during catholic-school-girl-ear-sex
#107 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
Take a gun, shoot, problem solved.
#109 - OHLORDWAT 05/26/2012 on Seriously, 0
#83 - i was already corrected v 05/26/2012 on Thought this was interesting. 0
#51 - Just googled it in hopes to prove you wrong ffs, ever…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2012 on Thought this was interesting. 0
#58 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
lolk
#9 - nah man, they have to be at least a little different in size … 05/26/2012 on Here's the third (: 0
#1 - it's called vectoring you're stupid 05/26/2012 on Can someone do something... 0
#5 - 6/10 just realized lil' miss left isn't exactly equal…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2012 on Here's the third (: 0
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#4 - 8/10 btw  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2012 on Here's the third (: 0
#5 - zomba Comment deleted by zomba
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#9 - zomba Comment deleted by zomba
#3 - wrong section hurry up and delete before you get banned  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2012 on Here's the third (: 0
#4 - zomba Comment deleted by zomba
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#32 - ecstasy is speed do you even pill?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2012 on Thought this was interesting. 0
User avatar #82 - koleywoley (05/26/2012) [-]
Ecstasy is NOT speed.
Many pills have varying quantities of speed in them, earning different colors and names for each pill type so you know what kind of a time you're likely to have.

Avid and careful pill user in the past, let's not have this argument.
User avatar #83 - zomba (05/26/2012) [-]
i was already corrected v
User avatar #43 - circuitouscone (05/26/2012) [-]
No, dumbass, ecstasy is a MDMA. Nowhere near meth.
User avatar #51 - zomba (05/26/2012) [-]
Just googled it in hopes to prove you wrong

ffs, everyone in louisiana, at least around me, are idiots i swear (i included)
#58 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
lolk
#31 - Speed spider has good taste in music DON'T FEAR THE REAP-AH.. 05/26/2012 on Thought this was interesting. -3
#135 - it's so hard to keep your eyes on the cross  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on ugly celebrity illusion +7
#140 - lastsamurai (05/25/2012) [-]
Yeah. It's like keeping your eyes open when someones hammering nails really hard. It's impossible
#13 - I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT HERE'S MY LEFT EA…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Somebody that I used to know +111
#27 - jimmyprice (05/25/2012) [-]
#23 - toodpd (05/25/2012) [-]
#14 - trilobyte (05/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #99 - paintmered (05/25/2012) [-]
*I just met Jew
#85 - CHLOEKAYE (05/25/2012) [-]
#83 - CHLOEKAYE has deleted their comment.
#18 - marlkarxthethird (05/25/2012) [-]
Yes! I made that picture!
#19 - trilobyte (05/25/2012) [-]
Let me love you back :D
#78 - Did whomadewho give you permission to repost his content? …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on Creepy Myths 1 (rp) 0
User avatar #102 - whomadewho (05/25/2012) [-]
yeah dont worry zomba he asked ahead of time. he wanted to put them back in the morbid channel, since i never wanted to, and show the newbies.
thanks for the concern though
#98 - mouth ass pussy name 4th  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Four Orifices 0
User avatar #101 - commontroll (05/26/2012) [-]
Urethra. Is everybody completely unaware on this site that there's two holes in the vagina?
User avatar #103 - zomba (05/26/2012) [-]
also there's not two holes in the 'vagina'

the vagina is the larger looser hole used for sexual relations.
the urethra is above it also hidden in the labia.
User avatar #102 - zomba (05/26/2012) [-]
you are aware that trying to fuck the urethra is like trying to force a hotdog into a mechanical pencil, right?

it's basically impossible
User avatar #104 - commontroll (05/26/2012) [-]
It's still an orifice. And some people do it. Some how.

And I said vagina because most people who don't know that there's two holes, just think of the entire crotch as just a vagina.
#106 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
MFW I came here to watch bendingtime... And I get sex ED!
User avatar #105 - zomba (05/26/2012) [-]
it's actually probably not possible

or as possible as actual penetration during catholic-school-girl-ear-sex
#107 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
Take a gun, shoot, problem solved.
#38 - my bad for going into mad-mode off the bat  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Look at dat black space -5
User avatar #41 - Endofzeeworld (05/25/2012) [-]
Zomba... I didn't even know you were still here...
#39 - mrclass (05/25/2012) [-]
no problem bro
#37 - oh, that's what you're talking about yeah, he's just …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Look at dat black space -4
User avatar #38 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
my bad for going into mad-mode off the bat
User avatar #41 - Endofzeeworld (05/25/2012) [-]
Zomba... I didn't even know you were still here...
#39 - mrclass (05/25/2012) [-]
no problem bro
#34 - you're a dumbass blake boston IS scumbag steve …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Look at dat black space -8
User avatar #80 - houseofbrick (05/25/2012) [-]
What mrclass is saying is that that post is from a fake account and the real Blake Boston doesn't give a flying fuck.
User avatar #43 - cakeisawesome (05/25/2012) [-]
go away
#55 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
you go away bitch
#36 - mrclass (05/25/2012) [-]
p.s. lets not get into an internet pissing contest
#35 - mrclass (05/25/2012) [-]
no shit, but hes not actually a scumbag
User avatar #37 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
oh, that's what you're talking about

yeah, he's just a slightly dumb guy tryina' live his life
User avatar #38 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
my bad for going into mad-mode off the bat
User avatar #41 - Endofzeeworld (05/25/2012) [-]
Zomba... I didn't even know you were still here...
#39 - mrclass (05/25/2012) [-]
no problem bro
#2716 - ZOMBALZ? MORE LIKE DEEZ BUTS.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on zomba's profile 0
User avatar #2717 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
OoooOoOOoOooooOoOOooOooooOOOOOOoOooooOOOOoooooooOoOooOoOoOh gotta go now peace
#2714 - JUS MAD CUZ YOLO  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2012 on zomba's profile 0
User avatar #2715 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
OH GAWD KIL URSALF ZOMBALZ
User avatar #2716 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
ZOMBALZ?
MORE LIKE DEEZ BUTS.
User avatar #2717 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
OoooOoOOoOooooOoOOooOooooOOOOOOoOooooOOOOoooooooOoOooOoOoOh gotta go now peace
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User avatar #2718 - RyudenTamarashi (05/27/2012) [-]
hm, i thought i recognizewd your name from somewhere XD nice comments
User avatar #2719 to #2718 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
nigga i got da best comments ever

i'm like sunset but not sunset
User avatar #2721 to #2719 - Sunset (05/27/2012) [-]
oh gawsh
User avatar #2722 to #2721 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
OH LOOK AT THIS SAD ASS NIGGER
User avatar #2723 to #2722 - Sunset (05/27/2012) [-]
OH LOOK IT'S THE GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING ZOMBA.
User avatar #2724 to #2723 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
AKA BEST PERSON EVER

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND'S A TOTAL 12/10
AND WATCHU GOT NIGGER?
HUH?
FUCKING BIKES?
EXACTLY.
User avatar #2725 to #2724 - Sunset (05/27/2012) [-]
IMPLYING YOU AREN'T A BUTTDEMOLISHED AND ASSDISSINTEGRATED MOTHER FUCKER
THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS IN THE MARINES
I HAVE OVER 543 KILLS ON MY GUN
BOY YOU DON'T FUCK WITH ME
User avatar #2726 to #2725 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
YEAH SURE
WELL I'M A 15TH DEGREE BLACKBELT IN HAIKWONDO
I LEARNED FROM BRUCE LEE
I WASN'T IN THE MARINES
I WAS IN HARDCORE SPECOPS SEAL TEAM 6 GHOST RECON SECTOR 5

YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH ME
User avatar #2727 to #2726 - Sunset (05/27/2012) [-]
OH YOU WANNA GO FAGGOT YOU WANNA GO
WELL MY NAME IS JOHN AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS
PIC RELATED, IT'S MY GIRL
User avatar #2728 to #2727 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
WHATEVER FAGGOT.

DON'T BE A STRANGER. HIT ME UP WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. I'M PRETTY MUCH PERFECT.
User avatar #2730 to #2728 - Sunset (05/27/2012) [-]
YEAH WELL I'VE BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO DO EVEN WANT TO GO DO LOOK MORE LIKE

THE FUCK YOU GOT
User avatar #2732 to #2730 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
this is too awesome to let drag on and get ruined by my endeavors to try and lengthen it.

this was beautiful man

/thread
User avatar #2733 to #2732 - Sunset (05/27/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#2729 to #2728 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
PIC RELATED: IT'S ME AND MY BITCH.
#2731 to #2729 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
HOT, ISN'T SHE?
User avatar #2720 to #2719 - RyudenTamarashi (05/27/2012) [-]
XD. btw, i meant comics, but your significant number of profile comments makes my paltry 117 seem horrible small by comparison, mind you, with the stuff thats posted there....i dont blame them for nto going more often
User avatar #2698 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
I see your red name and raise you a blue text.
User avatar #2701 to #2699 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
FOR FUCKS SAKE

why won't my shit ever work.
User avatar #2702 to #2700 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
See, you think i did that shit intentionally

when really it was a genuine fuck-up
User avatar #2704 to #2702 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
foxtrot?
User avatar #2705 to #2704 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
UNIFORM
User avatar #2706 to #2705 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
Try and say foxtrot.
User avatar #2708 to #2707 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
woah

wot

i was using zalgo
User avatar #2709 to #2708 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
NIGGER.
User avatar #2710 to #2709 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY JUST JEALOUS THAT I'M WHITE
User avatar #2711 to #2710 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
NIGGA I'M GANGSTA.
User avatar #2712 to #2711 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
NO NO NIQQA, YOU AIN'T EVEN STREET SHIT RIGHT NOW. AIN'T EVEN FUCKIN HOODLUM SHIT. NOW I NIQQA, I DA ONE, STRAIGHT THUG MAYN, STRAIGHT THUG.

GOT MY DOT FO FO, GOT DEM PANTS TO DA FLO'. KEEPIN MA SHIT STRAIGHT ON THE TWENTI'-DAMNED-FO'
User avatar #2713 to #2712 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
NIGGA U GEY.
User avatar #2714 to #2713 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
JUS MAD CUZ YOLO
User avatar #2715 to #2714 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
OH GAWD KIL URSALF ZOMBALZ
User avatar #2716 to #2715 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
ZOMBALZ?
MORE LIKE DEEZ BUTS.
User avatar #2717 to #2716 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
OoooOoOOoOooooOoOOooOooooOOOOOOoOooooOOOOoooooooOoOooOoOoOh gotta go now peace
User avatar #2703 to #2702 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
sorta like a super power
User avatar #2694 - ChromedDragon (05/23/2012) [-]
hey your that awesome comic maker from a while back

can i ask you who mondo is, i vaguely remember his name being associated with yours and have no idea who it is?
User avatar #2695 to #2694 - zomba (05/23/2012) [-]
he was one of the first iconic OC comic makers on Funnyjunk along with people like GISteve, he was started dying off maybe 2 months after i started posting (whenever the fuck that was)

Then people like Me, followed by Joeyfisher, followed by DSend, Alchemic freak and so on
User avatar #2696 to #2695 - ChromedDragon (05/23/2012) [-]
oh yeah, i just rembered, i made alist of all the comic makers back in the day so i wouldnt forget
User avatar #2697 to #2696 - zomba (05/23/2012) [-]
lol it was good days man

good days
User avatar #2693 to #2692 - zomba (05/23/2012) [-]
OH HO HO
#2673 - betars (05/22/2012) [-]
Long time no see, my friend.
User avatar #2674 to #2673 - zomba (05/22/2012) [-]
*sigh* i really wanted to buy revelations
#2675 to #2674 - betars (05/22/2012) [-]
I still love you and your comics, bro.
Doesn't matter how many haters there are, I will always be your comic fan.
You contributed to FJ, made comics that I would never forget.
Although newfags tells you that you are a faggot, they are just butthurt because they can't do it or get front page, or have blue username.
User avatar #2676 to #2675 - zomba (05/22/2012) [-]
jesus christ

i'd fuck octavia
#2677 to #2676 - betars (05/22/2012) [-]
It appears that you've ignored the things I said.   
Dammit Zomba.
It appears that you've ignored the things I said.
Dammit Zomba.
User avatar #2679 to #2677 - zomba (05/22/2012) [-]
now i want to pity fuck fluttershy

stop this betars
User avatar #2681 to #2680 - zomba (05/22/2012) [-]
ohgodohgodohgod
User avatar #2683 to #2682 - zomba (05/23/2012) [-]
OH FUCK NIGGER

DON'T DO THIS
RARITY IS THE BEST ONE
DON'T DO THIS TO ME
User avatar #2687 to #2685 - zomba (05/23/2012) [-]
why do i enjoy this so.
#2688 to #2687 - betars (05/23/2012) [-]
Because most males are attracted to females, which does not need to take shape of a certain specie. Bestiality, in my opinion, is normal.
Our hormones fail to identify right or wrong, it can only tell the difference between male and female. It is absolutely normal to be sexually engaged in a cute, adorable horse with eyelashes resembling a female.
User avatar #2689 to #2688 - zomba (05/23/2012) [-]
i disagree with what you said about it being normal or okay

but damn do i like that photo
#2690 to #2689 - betars (05/23/2012) [-]
Suit yourself, my friend.   
I have more.
Suit yourself, my friend.
I have more.
User avatar #2691 to #2690 - zomba (05/23/2012) [-]
get me rarity porn
#2686 to #2685 - betars (05/23/2012) [-]
Some Twilight, maybe?
User avatar #2678 to #2677 - betars (05/22/2012) [-]
I'd fuck her too, btw.
User avatar #2667 - glasssmasher (05/22/2012) [-]
wow I have noticed that you are an older user than me by like 3 months 7/30/2009 kudos to you
User avatar #2668 to #2667 - zomba (05/22/2012) [-]
pffft
thats not even old

i know fuckers from yellow
User avatar #2669 to #2668 - glasssmasher (05/22/2012) [-]
i could of been here in 08 but i was new and an anon from that time
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - zomba (05/22/2012) [-]
i started coming here in 2005
User avatar #2671 to #2670 - glasssmasher (05/22/2012) [-]
damn bro... how did you find the site? my older brother showed it to me
User avatar #2672 to #2671 - zomba (05/22/2012) [-]
same
User avatar #2647 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
DREAM OF CALIFORNICATION
User avatar #2648 to #2647 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
DREAM OF CAL-E-FORN-YA-CAY-SH-HUN
User avatar #2649 to #2648 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
BY THE WAY
I TRIED TO SAY
I'D BEE THERE
User avatar #2650 to #2649 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
WAY-TEEN FOOOOO
DANI THA GURL IS SINGIN SONGS TO ME BENEATH THE MAH-KEY
OVAHLOOOOOOHHHH
User avatar #2651 to #2650 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
STEAK KNIFE CARO SHARK CON JOB BOOT CUT
User avatar #2652 to #2651 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
dun dun dun dun
dun dun dun dun
err
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dundundundundundundundundundun

er er er er er er ER ER ER ER ER ER der der der der derrr

[url deleted]
User avatar #2654 to #2652 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
STANDIN' IN LINE TO SEE THE SHOW TONIGHT
User avatar #2653 to #2652 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I POST URL'S ON MY OWN DAMNED PROFILE
User avatar #2656 to #2653 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
It's a bug. It's been here for like, 2 months now.
User avatar #2658 to #2656 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
the same amount of time i haven't been here i guess
User avatar #2659 to #2658 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
Mreh. You get used to it.
User avatar #2660 to #2659 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
But i'm white!
I'm not supposed to get 'used' to anything inconvenient!
*pout*
User avatar #2661 to #2660 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
TUFF UP WHYT BOI
User avatar #2662 to #2661 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
I DON'T GOTTA TAYK THAT SHYT FROM NO PUNK ASS LUMINOUS PROJECTION FROM THE SUN CREATED BY THE LIGHT RAYS SEPARATING INTO DIFFERENT FREQUENCIES IN THE ATMOSPHERE WHILE CURVING WITH THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THE EARTH
User avatar #2663 to #2662 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
BRB, GETTING SOME ICE TEA AND SKITTLES
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
OH HO HO
OOOOHOHHOHHOHOHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

FUKTHTSHYT
ZIMMERMAN 2012
PUT A REAL MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE

>White
>House

That's the definition of rhetorical name
white house and black projects
User avatar #2665 to #2664 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
Ironic that a black man is in the white house.

Even less ironic that he's as white as you can get.
User avatar #2666 to #2665 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
i don't know about that

he brought a christian rapper who promotes tolerance and equality into the white house
User avatar #2655 to #2653 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
http://www.youtu
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User avatar #2657 to #2655 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=Ejm6jn9AFA0
User avatar #2645 - smittyblack (05/18/2012) [-]
Love you, Zomba.
User avatar #2646 to #2645 - zomba (05/18/2012) [-]
love you too faggot

with all of my cock
#2637 - KERBE (04/22/2012) [-]
hey buddy hows it going?
hey buddy hows it going?
User avatar #2638 to #2637 - zomba (04/22/2012) [-]
it goes as fine as canadian girls

you?
User avatar #2639 to #2638 - KERBE (04/22/2012) [-]
eh, work sucks but its been okay.

and you know i have never noticed. canadian girl are pretty hot.
User avatar #2640 to #2639 - zomba (04/22/2012) [-]
also all of them are kinky as hell
all of them

so what are you up to today my fine feathered friend?
User avatar #2641 to #2640 - KERBE (04/22/2012) [-]
.... well it looks like im going to canada now.

nothing just got off work, going to surf the interwebs for awhile, hangout with my dad. after all that is done sleep then repeat.


User avatar #2642 to #2641 - zomba (04/22/2012) [-]
i'm off today, so i'm going to go shooting

probably come home, order pizza or something
User avatar #2643 to #2642 - KERBE (04/22/2012) [-]
isnt adult life awesome...


im going to kill myself soon.

anyways i got to go eat something ill talk to you later dude
User avatar #2644 to #2643 - zomba (04/22/2012) [-]
peace man

and just remember to have a side project, whenever i get back to work i get started on trying to get my company started. Side projects distract you from the sadness of having responsibilities.
User avatar #2633 - ichigoli (04/17/2012) [-]
GUESS WHAT
User avatar #2634 to #2633 - zomba (04/17/2012) [-]
WOT
User avatar #2635 to #2634 - ichigoli (04/18/2012) [-]
YER FACE
User avatar #2636 to #2635 - zomba (04/21/2012) [-]
OHOHOOHOHOHOH
#2629 - nITE (04/12/2012) [-]
Hey... you know what
#2631 to #2630 - nITE (04/12/2012) [-]
That a old friend of mine named RainbowSlayer dosnt go online anymore... I miss her
User avatar #2632 to #2631 - zomba (04/12/2012) [-]
put it in her ass
#2623 - nommas (04/09/2012) [-]
Why were you such a dick to me back when I made comics?
User avatar #2624 to #2623 - zomba (04/09/2012) [-]
i don't even remember
#2625 to #2624 - nommas (04/09/2012) [-]
You basically just went around to all my comics and said how they were boring and unfunny. When people insulted you for being a dick, you just said you were more important because you were a higher level. The fuck, man?
User avatar #2626 to #2625 - zomba (04/09/2012) [-]
fuck if i know man
i was a little bitch back in the day, they may have contributed to said actions
did we ever argue about anything

p.s. rarity is best pony
User avatar #2627 to #2626 - nommas (04/09/2012) [-]
We never argued but you kept insulting me. If I remember rightly is was to do with one of your internet girlfriends saying I did shit or something like that and you believed her and got pissed.

And yes, she is best pony.
User avatar #2628 to #2627 - zomba (04/09/2012) [-]
sounds like something i'd do
#2609 - sandnigglets (04/02/2012) [-]
hay der sexy,
yur komiks used to gif me bonar,
y u no make no moar?:/
User avatar #2611 to #2609 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
i los mai intest en et
User avatar #2613 to #2611 - sandnigglets (04/02/2012) [-]
:'(
but wai
we zomba fens lav yu,
end we wud bee willeng to dew enyfin fur yew, ,
, ,

enyfin.
User avatar #2614 to #2613 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
buy me an orca whale.
User avatar #2615 to #2614 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
name it julio.
#2616 to #2615 - sandnigglets (04/02/2012) [-]
it took me a bit of time and effort but i finally got it,
julio cant wait to meet you,





i hope yew laik:$

User avatar #2617 to #2616 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
SILLY NIGGER THAT'S NOT AN ORCA WHALE.

it's an ostrich.
User avatar #2618 to #2617 - sandnigglets (04/02/2012) [-]
are you for serious?
if thats an ostrich,

the fuck is an orca whale then???
#2619 to #2618 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
< orca whale
User avatar #2620 to #2619 - sandnigglets (04/02/2012) [-]
wwait if thats an orca whale

then who was phone??
User avatar #2621 to #2620 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
ostrich was phone

full circle
User avatar #2622 to #2621 - sandnigglets (04/02/2012) [-]
my mind is full of fuck

nigger you just fucked my brain
User avatar #2607 - Shadowlordninek (04/02/2012) [-]
Do you have Left 4 Dead 2?
User avatar #2608 to #2607 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
non, je lui n'ai pas
User avatar #2612 to #2610 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
no, i do not have it
User avatar #2603 - ttritt (03/16/2012) [-]
well well
look who it is
dis nigga right ere
User avatar #2604 to #2603 - zomba (03/16/2012) [-]
sheeeeyyyyyyyyhhhhtttt

WELL LOOK AT DIS SOGGY ASS JIGGABOO.
WHAT'S CRACKIN' MONKAI?
User avatar #2605 to #2604 - ttritt (03/16/2012) [-]
NOT MUCH MAH NIGGA
JUST DRINKI'G SOM COLT 45
User avatar #2606 to #2605 - zomba (03/16/2012) [-]
SHIT NIGGA.
I HAD ME AN UMP 45 THE OTHA DAI.
SHIT WAS LYK SYK MAHN.
User avatar #2599 - nITE (03/03/2012) [-]
I am Medic
User avatar #2601 to #2599 - zomba (03/03/2012) [-]
i am scout
#2602 to #2601 - nITE (03/03/2012) [-]
I still have my medical licenses
User avatar #2597 - nateriver (03/03/2012) [-]
hey
User avatar #2592 - sirmoo (02/28/2012) [-]
Where are new comics buttmilk!?!
User avatar #2593 to #2592 - zomba (02/28/2012) [-]
where ever the fuck i want them milk butt

*shakes fist*

damn kids and their impatience
User avatar #2594 to #2593 - sirmoo (02/28/2012) [-]
Sexybeast, just make the comics so i can laugh. and stare at your amazing penis while you are showering... wait wut i meant hi
User avatar #2595 to #2594 - zomba (02/28/2012) [-]
cock later, amnesia now
User avatar #2596 to #2595 - sirmoo (02/28/2012) [-]
damnit.
#2587 - takashiminamori (02/15/2012) [-]
What goes on
What goes on
User avatar #2588 to #2587 - zomba (02/15/2012) [-]
alllllll kinds a shit

not really

you?
User avatar #2590 to #2589 - zomba (02/15/2012) [-]
that photo has nothing to do with tf2
User avatar #2591 to #2590 - takashiminamori (02/15/2012) [-]
Yes, yes i know.
User avatar #2584 - HOLY FUCK (01/17/2012) [-]
your gnna be in my next comic although u will be knocked the fuck out 70% of the time ill add onto the comic a scene for yew? :3

User avatar #2585 to #2584 - zomba (01/17/2012) [-]
lol feel free to put me in whatever you like, i'll be sure to check it out, link me when it's done
User avatar #2586 to #2585 - HOLY FUCK (01/17/2012) [-]
kool bro
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