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Alright, I can understand the part about the tunnel from here to your shed. But where the FUCK- DID KILLING MY CAT FOR MAYAN GODS COME FROM?comment
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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Zomba/13176923016929
Consoles Owned: PS3
Video Games Played: NUN; EVUR.
Interests: Licking bum
Date Signed Up:4/02/2009
Last Login:5/28/2012
Location:Capital Wastes
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#57 - Katers17 brought newfags here /wrists  [+] (9 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Batcrab -4
User avatar #64 - factssphere (04/17/2012) [-]
You were a newfag at one point too.

Fact Sphere
User avatar #65 - littlenish (04/17/2012) [-]
Bats arent blind.
User avatar #70 - factssphere (04/17/2012) [-]
Bats can see quite well. Some fruit eating bats especially have pristine vision.
User avatar #74 - littlenish (04/17/2012) [-]
THANK YOU! A FACT SPHERE THAT DOESNT SPREAD LIES AND SLANDER!!

Last one said I was wrong. I was dissapoint with about 45- thumbs.
User avatar #75 - factssphere (04/17/2012) [-]
The Fact Sphere does his best to only disperse facts.

Fact Sphere
User avatar #77 - littlenish (04/17/2012) [-]
Oh fuck I love you now.
User avatar #78 - factssphere (04/17/2012) [-]
Robots are incapable of love.

Fact Sphere
User avatar #79 - littlenish (04/17/2012) [-]
They are capable of being obedient. And thats enough for me.
User avatar #66 - littlenish (04/17/2012) [-]
We were all Newfags at one point.
#2634 - WOT  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2012 on zomba's profile 0
User avatar #2635 - ichigoli (04/18/2012) [-]
YER FACE
User avatar #2636 - zomba (04/21/2012) [-]
OHOHOOHOHOHOH
#75 - Picture 04/14/2012 on See what I did there +4
#74 - Picture 04/14/2012 on See what I did there 0
#496 - i talk nonsense a bit  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2012 on ichigoli's profile 0
#497 - ichigoli (04/14/2012) [-]
lol ok i was afraid you thought i thought you had a fatass
and nothing else... mmhmm...
have a pic
#494 - >Implies she wants to be friends >Doesn't even try …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2012 on ichigoli's profile 0
User avatar #495 - ichigoli (04/14/2012) [-]
wat?
User avatar #496 - zomba (04/14/2012) [-]
i talk nonsense a bit
#497 - ichigoli (04/14/2012) [-]
lol ok i was afraid you thought i thought you had a fatass
and nothing else... mmhmm...
have a pic
#15 - so do your heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, actually. Now that I … 04/13/2012 on Troll Brain 0
#9 - loop as in reverse effect 04/13/2012 on Just Jammin' 0
#8 - FFFF- i was gonna do this ps loop it  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2012 on Just Jammin' 0
User avatar #9 - zomba (04/13/2012) [-]
loop as in reverse effect
#23 - yes in every state. it's illegal to drive with someon…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/13/2012 on License Plate +2
User avatar #27 - nathanbiggs (04/13/2012) [-]
Not in Kentucky, the plates stay with the car.
User avatar #127 - meganinja (04/14/2012) [-]
but the plate said Missouri.
User avatar #51 - coheedandcambria (04/13/2012) [-]
No they don't fucktard, I bought my first car when I lived in Kentucky and the plates most certainly did not come with the car
User avatar #65 - nathanbiggs (04/14/2012) [-]
What's with the hostility? We are talking about license plates for cars, right? If so, I just bought my first car a couple days ago, and the plates came with the car.
User avatar #79 - tanisrapedmygoat (04/14/2012) [-]
well if you buy it used it has plates, but when you register it you get new ones...
User avatar #84 - nathanbiggs (04/14/2012) [-]
Not in Kentucky. I registered my vehicle yesterday and wasn't given new plates.
User avatar #163 - coheedandcambria (04/14/2012) [-]
No, you CANNOT have someone else's plates. Anywhere.
User avatar #195 - nathanbiggs (04/14/2012) [-]
Where are you getting this from? I know for a fact, at least in Kentucky, that the plates stay with the car. If you buy a car from an owner or from a dealership, the car will have a license plate if it is used.
User avatar #86 - tanisrapedmygoat (04/14/2012) [-]
im not from there so it could be different then I'm used to. But I got new plates when I had it transferred in my name
#26 - colegaleener (04/13/2012) [-]
how come you dont make comics anymore? they're quite funny
#22 - >implying i don't have a silent hill fan comic series comin…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2012 on Seanessys advice -1
User avatar #71 - inToxicAsian (04/15/2012) [-]
I mean I haven't seen your comics on the front page in a while. It's fine though, still love you.
#19 - missed you too asian friend  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2012 on Seanessys advice -1
User avatar #21 - inToxicAsian (04/13/2012) [-]
Not actually Asian but what the fucking fuck do I care. Hi Zomba. You had some awesome comics back in the day.
User avatar #22 - zomba (04/13/2012) [-]
>implying i don't have a silent hill fan comic series coming out april 20th
User avatar #71 - inToxicAsian (04/15/2012) [-]
I mean I haven't seen your comics on the front page in a while. It's fine though, still love you.
#48 - it didn't help :I you seem nice though 04/13/2012 on Exciting News +1
#6 - wot  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2012 on Seanessys advice -2
User avatar #16 - inToxicAsian (04/13/2012) [-]
You motherfucker where have you been these past months. I fucking missed you and your fucking hair. Fuck.
User avatar #19 - zomba (04/13/2012) [-]
missed you too asian friend
User avatar #21 - inToxicAsian (04/13/2012) [-]
Not actually Asian but what the fucking fuck do I care. Hi Zomba. You had some awesome comics back in the day.
User avatar #22 - zomba (04/13/2012) [-]
>implying i don't have a silent hill fan comic series coming out april 20th
User avatar #71 - inToxicAsian (04/15/2012) [-]
I mean I haven't seen your comics on the front page in a while. It's fine though, still love you.
User avatar #7 - hueyfreeman (04/12/2012) [-]
Oh hey, It's that guy again! And right above that other guy!
#29 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2012 on Exciting News +2
User avatar #41 - shayschamp (04/13/2012) [-]
D: and I'm the one who's started everything

It 's okay though :) as long as you like the others
(ninjashark is the second account of CrazyMoh if that helps)
User avatar #48 - zomba (04/13/2012) [-]
it didn't help :I

you seem nice though
#33 - captainwow (04/12/2012) [-]
You forgot one.
#62 - You idiots obviously don't know your cannon althoug…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2012 on Better luck next time Scoot. 0
#68 - Sethorein (04/12/2012) [-]
I read nother after cannon :D
User avatar #69 - Sethorein (04/12/2012) [-]
nother... .... why am I alive?!

Nothing* -_-"
#14 - he's a funny guy he earned the spots  [+] (21 new replies) 04/12/2012 on Dear KERBE, +42
User avatar #38 - coolioplasm (04/13/2012) [-]
Why aren't you earning spots anymore zomba? Your comics were good and well drawn
User avatar #27 - cowjuice (04/13/2012) [-]
I would have thumbed if he put them into one comp. but going over the 4 or 3 he posted on separate pages was to much for my fingers.
User avatar #17 - sniperownsuhard (04/12/2012) [-]
4-5 pannels with him leaning on his hand, then saying what the fuck is this.
yeah he is comedic GENIUS!
User avatar #139 - anonymoose (04/13/2012) [-]
I loved that picture. It was a brilliant idea.

Just because a picture didn't take someone 12 hours to make, doesn't mean it sucks.
User avatar #46 - jinjo (04/13/2012) [-]
to be fair.. that was a shit comic, but that was just one :/
User avatar #47 - sniperownsuhard (04/13/2012) [-]
Most of his comics are shit, the art is pretty good, but i think people thumb because of his popularity.
#117 - drcorman (04/13/2012) [-]
can only agree
User avatar #118 - sniperownsuhard (04/13/2012) [-]
>posted pony pic
>ITT people know im a brony
>red thumbs
#119 - drcorman (04/13/2012) [-]
I dont like ponies, actually quite the opposite, but I agree with you so much that I overcome this. I write a lot of unpopular things on FJ, and I get a lot of red thumbs, but fuck it, thumbs is useless.

FJ i manipulated by popularity. KERBE only gets thumbs because of his name.
And if you get one red thumb, the rest of retard FJ just automaticly without thinking thumb you down aswell
User avatar #120 - sniperownsuhard (04/13/2012) [-]
No kidding. I tend to never post outside the thread, but the odd time i do, its fire the red lazers! oh well my 46 thumbs up their fill fix that :p
User avatar #144 - brettyoke (04/13/2012) [-]
You're a fucking idiot.
a) You post pony pic, then get all defensive because somebody thumbed you down. Ever consider that it's because they disagree with you? Just because you're a brony doesn't entitle you to free thumbs up shithead.
b) This part doesn't make you stupid, but: Have you seen his "is it delivery? No, it's digiornos" comic? It made me piss it was pretty damn funny. Link: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3573072/comics+i+never+posted+until+now+4/
User avatar #203 - freezerman (04/13/2012) [-]
he didn't really get all defensive or wanting free thumbs mate, he just stated he got red thumbs.
User avatar #222 - sniperownsuhard (04/13/2012) [-]
^^this
i was expecting reds from disagreeing with the bandwagon of thumbing kerbys shit posts up, but i got greens instead.
User avatar #224 - freezerman (04/13/2012) [-]
glad to be of help.
User avatar #49 - jinjo (04/13/2012) [-]
Yea that does have a lot to do with it I'd imagine, but some of them are quite good.
#50 - sniperownsuhard (04/13/2012) [-]
I know this may sound like im a newfag, but the majority of his content i have seen are udder shit, different tastes for people i guess.
#51 - jinjo (04/13/2012) [-]
I guess so :p
User avatar #112 - joshmc (04/13/2012) [-]
who is that guy?
#219 - mopred (04/13/2012) [-]
Reggie Fils-Aime, president of Nintendo of America.
User avatar #226 - joshmc (04/14/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #16 - bbboy (04/12/2012) [-]
WHEN THE NEXT COMIC YOU COCKMUNCHER
#24 - sauce? SAUCE?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2012 on high standards +2
#54 - hueyfreeman (04/12/2012) [-]
Oh hey it's that guy!
#66 - it's a bottle OP just a bottle probably rubbing oil  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2012 on Absolutely Charming Photobombs +36
#83 - mitsutori (04/12/2012) [-]
yeah.. rubbing oil..
#89 - downstrait (04/12/2012) [-]
For fucks sake, you're doing it wrong. There's no way you can understand it in any other way than what you mean.
#97 - mitsutori (04/12/2012) [-]
if you say so?
#121 - downstrait (04/12/2012) [-]
Yes, yes i do say. You didn't need to post the picture to make the joke and that means that for this meme that you're using it wrong.
#123 - mitsutori has deleted their comment.
#306 - she looks twelve are you twelve op? 04/12/2012 on black +1
#2632 - put it in her ass 04/12/2012 on zomba's profile 0
#2630 - wot  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2012 on zomba's profile 0
#2631 - nITE (04/12/2012) [-]
That a old friend of mine named RainbowSlayer dosnt go online anymore... I miss her
User avatar #2632 - zomba (04/12/2012) [-]
put it in her ass
#33 - trees are the hardest.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2012 on Typical Liberal Comp +1
#260 - nycdood (04/12/2012) [-]
#37 - ichigoli (04/11/2012) [-]

...beware of splinters

#34 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2012 on Physco bitch +11
#39 - Sins (04/11/2012) [-]
#37 - cjsixtyseven (04/11/2012) [-]
Can't be,i proof read this content, i only misspelled the title. Let me check it-
#38 - cjsixtyseven (04/11/2012) [-]
FUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
#219 - greenthegunstar (04/12/2012) [-]
#167 - lufieh (04/12/2012) [-]
Also tongue*

Your welcome.
#65 - endface (04/12/2012) [-]
#26 - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_vehicles_per_capita  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2012 on This is a bit embarrassing +73
User avatar #458 - Chuckaholic (04/12/2012) [-]
Trains are cooler than cars.
#543 - anonymous (04/12/2012) [-]
I like turtles
User avatar #296 - godzuki (04/12/2012) [-]
So what.... Who made 75% of those cars?
User avatar #549 - metallicunt (04/12/2012) [-]
The people that couldn't afford them
User avatar #27 - danielmoody (04/11/2012) [-]
Thankyou! i was hoping someone else realized this little discrepancy!
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User avatar #2718 - RyudenTamarashi (05/27/2012) [-]
hm, i thought i recognizewd your name from somewhere XD nice comments
User avatar #2719 to #2718 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
nigga i got da best comments ever

i'm like sunset but not sunset
User avatar #2721 to #2719 - Sunset (05/27/2012) [-]
oh gawsh
User avatar #2722 to #2721 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
OH LOOK AT THIS SAD ASS NIGGER
User avatar #2723 to #2722 - Sunset (05/27/2012) [-]
OH LOOK IT'S THE GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING ZOMBA.
User avatar #2724 to #2723 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
AKA BEST PERSON EVER

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND'S A TOTAL 12/10
AND WATCHU GOT NIGGER?
HUH?
FUCKING BIKES?
EXACTLY.
User avatar #2725 to #2724 - Sunset (05/27/2012) [-]
IMPLYING YOU AREN'T A BUTTDEMOLISHED AND ASSDISSINTEGRATED MOTHER FUCKER
THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS IN THE MARINES
I HAVE OVER 543 KILLS ON MY GUN
BOY YOU DON'T FUCK WITH ME
User avatar #2726 to #2725 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
YEAH SURE
WELL I'M A 15TH DEGREE BLACKBELT IN HAIKWONDO
I LEARNED FROM BRUCE LEE
I WASN'T IN THE MARINES
I WAS IN HARDCORE SPECOPS SEAL TEAM 6 GHOST RECON SECTOR 5

YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH ME
User avatar #2727 to #2726 - Sunset (05/27/2012) [-]
OH YOU WANNA GO FAGGOT YOU WANNA GO
WELL MY NAME IS JOHN AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS
PIC RELATED, IT'S MY GIRL
User avatar #2728 to #2727 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
WHATEVER FAGGOT.

DON'T BE A STRANGER. HIT ME UP WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. I'M PRETTY MUCH PERFECT.
User avatar #2730 to #2728 - Sunset (05/27/2012) [-]
YEAH WELL I'VE BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO DO EVEN WANT TO GO DO LOOK MORE LIKE

THE FUCK YOU GOT
User avatar #2732 to #2730 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
this is too awesome to let drag on and get ruined by my endeavors to try and lengthen it.

this was beautiful man

/thread
User avatar #2733 to #2732 - Sunset (05/27/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#2729 to #2728 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
PIC RELATED: IT'S ME AND MY BITCH.
#2731 to #2729 - zomba (05/27/2012) [-]
HOT, ISN'T SHE?
User avatar #2720 to #2719 - RyudenTamarashi (05/27/2012) [-]
XD. btw, i meant comics, but your significant number of profile comments makes my paltry 117 seem horrible small by comparison, mind you, with the stuff thats posted there....i dont blame them for nto going more often
User avatar #2698 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
I see your red name and raise you a blue text.
User avatar #2701 to #2699 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
FOR FUCKS SAKE

why won't my shit ever work.
User avatar #2702 to #2700 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
See, you think i did that shit intentionally

when really it was a genuine fuck-up
User avatar #2704 to #2702 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
foxtrot?
User avatar #2705 to #2704 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
UNIFORM
User avatar #2706 to #2705 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
Try and say foxtrot.
User avatar #2708 to #2707 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
woah

wot

i was using zalgo
User avatar #2709 to #2708 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
NIGGER.
User avatar #2710 to #2709 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY JUST JEALOUS THAT I'M WHITE
User avatar #2711 to #2710 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
NIGGA I'M GANGSTA.
User avatar #2712 to #2711 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
NO NO NIQQA, YOU AIN'T EVEN STREET SHIT RIGHT NOW. AIN'T EVEN FUCKIN HOODLUM SHIT. NOW I NIQQA, I DA ONE, STRAIGHT THUG MAYN, STRAIGHT THUG.

GOT MY DOT FO FO, GOT DEM PANTS TO DA FLO'. KEEPIN MA SHIT STRAIGHT ON THE TWENTI'-DAMNED-FO'
User avatar #2713 to #2712 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
NIGGA U GEY.
User avatar #2714 to #2713 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
JUS MAD CUZ YOLO
User avatar #2715 to #2714 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
OH GAWD KIL URSALF ZOMBALZ
User avatar #2716 to #2715 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
ZOMBALZ?
MORE LIKE DEEZ BUTS.
User avatar #2717 to #2716 - Sunset (05/25/2012) [-]
OoooOoOOoOooooOoOOooOooooOOOOOOoOooooOOOOoooooooOoOooOoOoOh gotta go now peace
User avatar #2703 to #2702 - zomba (05/25/2012) [-]
sorta like a super power
User avatar #2694 - ChromedDragon (05/23/2012) [-]
hey your that awesome comic maker from a while back

can i ask you who mondo is, i vaguely remember his name being associated with yours and have no idea who it is?
User avatar #2695 to #2694 - zomba (05/23/2012) [-]
he was one of the first iconic OC comic makers on Funnyjunk along with people like GISteve, he was started dying off maybe 2 months after i started posting (whenever the fuck that was)

Then people like Me, followed by Joeyfisher, followed by DSend, Alchemic freak and so on
User avatar #2696 to #2695 - ChromedDragon (05/23/2012) [-]
oh yeah, i just rembered, i made alist of all the comic makers back in the day so i wouldnt forget
User avatar #2697 to #2696 - zomba (05/23/2012) [-]
lol it was good days man

good days
User avatar #2693 to #2692 - zomba (05/23/2012) [-]
OH HO HO
#2673 - betars (05/22/2012) [-]
Long time no see, my friend.
User avatar #2674 to #2673 - zomba (05/22/2012) [-]
*sigh* i really wanted to buy revelations
#2675 to #2674 - betars (05/22/2012) [-]
I still love you and your comics, bro.
Doesn't matter how many haters there are, I will always be your comic fan.
You contributed to FJ, made comics that I would never forget.
Although newfags tells you that you are a faggot, they are just butthurt because they can't do it or get front page, or have blue username.
User avatar #2676 to #2675 - zomba (05/22/2012) [-]
jesus christ

i'd fuck octavia
#2677 to #2676 - betars (05/22/2012) [-]
It appears that you've ignored the things I said.   
Dammit Zomba.
It appears that you've ignored the things I said.
Dammit Zomba.
User avatar #2679 to #2677 - zomba (05/22/2012) [-]
now i want to pity fuck fluttershy

stop this betars
User avatar #2681 to #2680 - zomba (05/22/2012) [-]
ohgodohgodohgod
User avatar #2683 to #2682 - zomba (05/23/2012) [-]
OH FUCK NIGGER

DON'T DO THIS
RARITY IS THE BEST ONE
DON'T DO THIS TO ME
User avatar #2687 to #2685 - zomba (05/23/2012) [-]
why do i enjoy this so.
#2688 to #2687 - betars (05/23/2012) [-]
Because most males are attracted to females, which does not need to take shape of a certain specie. Bestiality, in my opinion, is normal.
Our hormones fail to identify right or wrong, it can only tell the difference between male and female. It is absolutely normal to be sexually engaged in a cute, adorable horse with eyelashes resembling a female.
User avatar #2689 to #2688 - zomba (05/23/2012) [-]
i disagree with what you said about it being normal or okay

but damn do i like that photo
#2690 to #2689 - betars (05/23/2012) [-]
Suit yourself, my friend.   
I have more.
Suit yourself, my friend.
I have more.
User avatar #2691 to #2690 - zomba (05/23/2012) [-]
get me rarity porn
#2686 to #2685 - betars (05/23/2012) [-]
Some Twilight, maybe?
User avatar #2678 to #2677 - betars (05/22/2012) [-]
I'd fuck her too, btw.
User avatar #2667 - glasssmasher (05/22/2012) [-]
wow I have noticed that you are an older user than me by like 3 months 7/30/2009 kudos to you
User avatar #2668 to #2667 - zomba (05/22/2012) [-]
pffft
thats not even old

i know fuckers from yellow
User avatar #2669 to #2668 - glasssmasher (05/22/2012) [-]
i could of been here in 08 but i was new and an anon from that time
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - zomba (05/22/2012) [-]
i started coming here in 2005
User avatar #2671 to #2670 - glasssmasher (05/22/2012) [-]
damn bro... how did you find the site? my older brother showed it to me
User avatar #2672 to #2671 - zomba (05/22/2012) [-]
same
User avatar #2647 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
DREAM OF CALIFORNICATION
User avatar #2648 to #2647 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
DREAM OF CAL-E-FORN-YA-CAY-SH-HUN
User avatar #2649 to #2648 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
BY THE WAY
I TRIED TO SAY
I'D BEE THERE
User avatar #2650 to #2649 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
WAY-TEEN FOOOOO
DANI THA GURL IS SINGIN SONGS TO ME BENEATH THE MAH-KEY
OVAHLOOOOOOHHHH
User avatar #2651 to #2650 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
STEAK KNIFE CARO SHARK CON JOB BOOT CUT
User avatar #2652 to #2651 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
dun dun dun dun
dun dun dun dun
err
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dundundundundundundundundundun

er er er er er er ER ER ER ER ER ER der der der der derrr

[url deleted]
User avatar #2654 to #2652 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
STANDIN' IN LINE TO SEE THE SHOW TONIGHT
User avatar #2653 to #2652 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I POST URL'S ON MY OWN DAMNED PROFILE
User avatar #2656 to #2653 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
It's a bug. It's been here for like, 2 months now.
User avatar #2658 to #2656 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
the same amount of time i haven't been here i guess
User avatar #2659 to #2658 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
Mreh. You get used to it.
User avatar #2660 to #2659 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
But i'm white!
I'm not supposed to get 'used' to anything inconvenient!
*pout*
User avatar #2661 to #2660 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
TUFF UP WHYT BOI
User avatar #2662 to #2661 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
I DON'T GOTTA TAYK THAT SHYT FROM NO PUNK ASS LUMINOUS PROJECTION FROM THE SUN CREATED BY THE LIGHT RAYS SEPARATING INTO DIFFERENT FREQUENCIES IN THE ATMOSPHERE WHILE CURVING WITH THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THE EARTH
User avatar #2663 to #2662 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
BRB, GETTING SOME ICE TEA AND SKITTLES
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
OH HO HO
OOOOHOHHOHHOHOHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

FUKTHTSHYT
ZIMMERMAN 2012
PUT A REAL MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE

>White
>House

That's the definition of rhetorical name
white house and black projects
User avatar #2665 to #2664 - Sunset (05/20/2012) [-]
Ironic that a black man is in the white house.

Even less ironic that he's as white as you can get.
User avatar #2666 to #2665 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
i don't know about that

he brought a christian rapper who promotes tolerance and equality into the white house
User avatar #2655 to #2653 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
http://www.youtu
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User avatar #2657 to #2655 - zomba (05/20/2012) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=Ejm6jn9AFA0
User avatar #2645 - smittyblack (05/18/2012) [-]
Love you, Zomba.
User avatar #2646 to #2645 - zomba (05/18/2012) [-]
love you too faggot

with all of my cock
#2637 - KERBE (04/22/2012) [-]
hey buddy hows it going?
hey buddy hows it going?
User avatar #2638 to #2637 - zomba (04/22/2012) [-]
it goes as fine as canadian girls

you?
User avatar #2639 to #2638 - KERBE (04/22/2012) [-]
eh, work sucks but its been okay.

and you know i have never noticed. canadian girl are pretty hot.
User avatar #2640 to #2639 - zomba (04/22/2012) [-]
also all of them are kinky as hell
all of them

so what are you up to today my fine feathered friend?
User avatar #2641 to #2640 - KERBE (04/22/2012) [-]
.... well it looks like im going to canada now.

nothing just got off work, going to surf the interwebs for awhile, hangout with my dad. after all that is done sleep then repeat.


User avatar #2642 to #2641 - zomba (04/22/2012) [-]
i'm off today, so i'm going to go shooting

probably come home, order pizza or something
User avatar #2643 to #2642 - KERBE (04/22/2012) [-]
isnt adult life awesome...


im going to kill myself soon.

anyways i got to go eat something ill talk to you later dude
User avatar #2644 to #2643 - zomba (04/22/2012) [-]
peace man

and just remember to have a side project, whenever i get back to work i get started on trying to get my company started. Side projects distract you from the sadness of having responsibilities.
User avatar #2633 - ichigoli (04/17/2012) [-]
GUESS WHAT
User avatar #2634 to #2633 - zomba (04/17/2012) [-]
WOT
User avatar #2635 to #2634 - ichigoli (04/18/2012) [-]
YER FACE
User avatar #2636 to #2635 - zomba (04/21/2012) [-]
OHOHOOHOHOHOH
#2629 - nITE (04/12/2012) [-]
Hey... you know what
#2631 to #2630 - nITE (04/12/2012) [-]
That a old friend of mine named RainbowSlayer dosnt go online anymore... I miss her
User avatar #2632 to #2631 - zomba (04/12/2012) [-]
put it in her ass
#2623 - nommas (04/09/2012) [-]
Why were you such a dick to me back when I made comics?
User avatar #2624 to #2623 - zomba (04/09/2012) [-]
i don't even remember
#2625 to #2624 - nommas (04/09/2012) [-]
You basically just went around to all my comics and said how they were boring and unfunny. When people insulted you for being a dick, you just said you were more important because you were a higher level. The fuck, man?
User avatar #2626 to #2625 - zomba (04/09/2012) [-]
fuck if i know man
i was a little bitch back in the day, they may have contributed to said actions
did we ever argue about anything

p.s. rarity is best pony
User avatar #2627 to #2626 - nommas (04/09/2012) [-]
We never argued but you kept insulting me. If I remember rightly is was to do with one of your internet girlfriends saying I did shit or something like that and you believed her and got pissed.

And yes, she is best pony.
User avatar #2628 to #2627 - zomba (04/09/2012) [-]
sounds like something i'd do
#2609 - sandnigglets (04/02/2012) [-]
hay der sexy,
yur komiks used to gif me bonar,
y u no make no moar?:/
User avatar #2611 to #2609 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
i los mai intest en et
User avatar #2613 to #2611 - sandnigglets (04/02/2012) [-]
:'(
but wai
we zomba fens lav yu,
end we wud bee willeng to dew enyfin fur yew, ,
, ,

enyfin.
User avatar #2614 to #2613 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
buy me an orca whale.
User avatar #2615 to #2614 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
name it julio.
#2616 to #2615 - sandnigglets (04/02/2012) [-]
it took me a bit of time and effort but i finally got it,
julio cant wait to meet you,





i hope yew laik:$

User avatar #2617 to #2616 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
SILLY NIGGER THAT'S NOT AN ORCA WHALE.

it's an ostrich.
User avatar #2618 to #2617 - sandnigglets (04/02/2012) [-]
are you for serious?
if thats an ostrich,

the fuck is an orca whale then???
#2619 to #2618 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
< orca whale
User avatar #2620 to #2619 - sandnigglets (04/02/2012) [-]
wwait if thats an orca whale

then who was phone??
User avatar #2621 to #2620 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
ostrich was phone

full circle
User avatar #2622 to #2621 - sandnigglets (04/02/2012) [-]
my mind is full of fuck

nigger you just fucked my brain
User avatar #2607 - Shadowlordninek (04/02/2012) [-]
Do you have Left 4 Dead 2?
User avatar #2608 to #2607 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
non, je lui n'ai pas
User avatar #2612 to #2610 - zomba (04/02/2012) [-]
no, i do not have it
User avatar #2603 - ttritt (03/16/2012) [-]
well well
look who it is
dis nigga right ere
User avatar #2604 to #2603 - zomba (03/16/2012) [-]
sheeeeyyyyyyyyhhhhtttt

WELL LOOK AT DIS SOGGY ASS JIGGABOO.
WHAT'S CRACKIN' MONKAI?
User avatar #2605 to #2604 - ttritt (03/16/2012) [-]
NOT MUCH MAH NIGGA
JUST DRINKI'G SOM COLT 45
User avatar #2606 to #2605 - zomba (03/16/2012) [-]
SHIT NIGGA.
I HAD ME AN UMP 45 THE OTHA DAI.
SHIT WAS LYK SYK MAHN.
User avatar #2599 - nITE (03/03/2012) [-]
I am Medic
User avatar #2601 to #2599 - zomba (03/03/2012) [-]
i am scout
#2602 to #2601 - nITE (03/03/2012) [-]
I still have my medical licenses
User avatar #2597 - nateriver (03/03/2012) [-]
hey
User avatar #2592 - sirmoo (02/28/2012) [-]
Where are new comics buttmilk!?!
User avatar #2593 to #2592 - zomba (02/28/2012) [-]
where ever the fuck i want them milk butt

*shakes fist*

damn kids and their impatience
User avatar #2594 to #2593 - sirmoo (02/28/2012) [-]
Sexybeast, just make the comics so i can laugh. and stare at your amazing penis while you are showering... wait wut i meant hi
User avatar #2595 to #2594 - zomba (02/28/2012) [-]
cock later, amnesia now
User avatar #2596 to #2595 - sirmoo (02/28/2012) [-]
damnit.
#2587 - takashiminamori (02/15/2012) [-]
What goes on
What goes on
User avatar #2588 to #2587 - zomba (02/15/2012) [-]
alllllll kinds a shit

not really

you?
User avatar #2590 to #2589 - zomba (02/15/2012) [-]
that photo has nothing to do with tf2
User avatar #2591 to #2590 - takashiminamori (02/15/2012) [-]
Yes, yes i know.
User avatar #2584 - HOLY FUCK (01/17/2012) [-]
your gnna be in my next comic although u will be knocked the fuck out 70% of the time ill add onto the comic a scene for yew? :3

User avatar #2585 to #2584 - zomba (01/17/2012) [-]
lol feel free to put me in whatever you like, i'll be sure to check it out, link me when it's done
User avatar #2586 to #2585 - HOLY FUCK (01/17/2012) [-]
kool bro
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