alllllll kinds a shit

not really

you?

Playing some tf2

that photo has nothing to do with tf2

Yes, yes i know.

lol feel free to put me in whatever you like, i'll be sure to check it out, link me when it's done

kool bro

**njhahahahaha rolls 97**

**zomba rolls 28**
lolol i love how i forgot to delete this and also forgot to remake the photo

also dubs

oh shit dubs

where'd you go?

**zomba rolls 81**
"HERE I AM!"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

**njhahahahaha rolls 96**

**njhahahahaha rolls 93**

fuck, messed up the arrow

lol no

blow me

You need a PENIS for that.

make me a dick out of pipe cleaners then blow it

NO U!

Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium
Bismuth Technitium Helium Sulfur
Germanium Titanium
Moleybdenum Neon Yttrium

NO U!

how about you get your sister to come over and blow me for comics?

I'd rather you not, don't need that kinda publicity bro

its fine i under stand

actually, fuck it, sure, but don't include be if there isn't someone equally as ugly

give me a second to dig through my files

okay :D thanks

okay but you dont look bad you look regular

MEWREHREHRHEH

wasnt fishing for compliments

just obey my rules >:I
hurry up and save it so i can derete.

i saved it

YOU?

i wish
YOU YOU SEXY BEAST

i rolled TAD

I saw
so now i have to do
1. rule 63
2. me and you
3. xmas avatar

lolol fuck that shit

roll another number, say "LETS MAKE IT A THREE WAY"

then draw us both giving pockie a whipped cream topping, cause i know for a fact you're gonna roll pockie

i got dublyo

dibs on his back door

lol i have an idea on the picture
make is a 4-way?

pfffttt..... sure, but if girl dibs on face

NataliePsycho
this'll be interesting

again, dibs on face

Jokes on you
i'm using her rule 63'd version

FFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

fine. face still.

someone mad

no you mad.

yeah but i never get on

i got steam to get portal

Ah, I ass that because I got a new computer and things are actually working now.

I have L4D 1&2

played

skyrim

i dont have it

lol, pirate it Richard Simmonsgot

i dont play games on the pc like most Richard Simmonsgots

lolol

thats cause you're a Richard Simmonsgot
pirate it

suck my PENIS

thats exactly what that is, nice call

no

oh

hey man

no it cant be something that concentrated.. needs to be something big..

they had an idea for skyrim, a literal canyon of fire tearing through the land releasing daedra. And some daedric prince (not dagon) was invading tamriel.

if we add on the quest to get and remove the elderscrolls (which connect the realms) from some temple.

m'aiq the liar has to be in it, obviously.

so, we'd get to see the whole of cyrodill?

Tamriel*

multiple story lines.
Warrior/Viking nord from the companions battle axe etc
Imperial from the legion sword/sheild guy
A dunmer from the dark brotherhood dual daggers
a khajitt theif bow and arrow
a high elf wizard one super powerful staff

and of course, since it takes place in the past

DWEMER TECH GUY (AKA UNDER-ELF LOGIC DUDE)
WITH HIS COOL GADGETS AND AWESOME MUSKET THING.

Dewmer are like Steam Punk Dwarves, right?

Dunmer should be a Dark Mage.

And the adoring fan- A dark brotherhood assasin ( He actually was, look it up)

Dwemer are actually elves in the elderscrolls and aren't even called dwarves in the elderscrolls games... makes the fact their armor is called 'dwarven' seem weird. it should be 'dwemer' armor

and the adoring fan is annoying as shit... maybe just go with an argonian assassin

But, dude check this out.

In the Dark Brotherhood, if you read Cicero's Journal Volume 1, he writes; 27th of Rain's Hand, 4E 187 Completed the Arena contract. I ultimately decided to pose as a starstruck fan, and immediately got into the Grand Champion's good graces. While escorting the arrogant fool through the Great Forest, I slashed his throat and left the corpse for the bears. This is a reference to the Adoring Fan in Oblivion. - Source: Elderscrolls Wiki

but... but... i killed him on top of a mountain..

..... By Azura.
You've changed the future!

*Pages of Cicero's Diary disappear*

wait wait wait.

theres no way cicero has lived for that long as to have the records (200 years), that means that the adoring fan is a different one and killed a different champion

Probably, as Oblivion starts in the year 3e433

lololol

niggers.

It's funny because I'm black.

lololol

you're a nigger.

is your name sunset cause when you come around shit gets dark as fuck?

How'd you guess, crackerjack?

like republicans and people's hope for change

HA

a very
*slicks back hair*
verrrrryyy
*pops colar*
pretty lady at that..

whaddaya say we go back to my place.
i can stick in your back door
make a little chocolate milk ifyaknowwhatimean

haha anyways hows it been dude?

it's been alright, how's it going for you?

not bad, not bad. people got angry at me on here for making a religious joke haha

Let me tell ya something pally.
*puts his arm around your shoulder and pulls you in*
if there's one thing i learned from my time on fj.

it's that the haters can go suck a fat Egyptian man's deflated and saggy scrotum.
if you have thumbs, fuck them, that means you're funny, and they're whiny cunts.

haha yeah dude

so are you going to make a new comic? just wondering

probably sometime this week

all my hours at work are shortened so i have some time.

haha i know what thats like, i work nights when i usually make my comics. feels bad

yeah, well it's mostly that i'm holding back, fj just isn't what it used to be.

it's changed alot from the days when comic makers like you and i were basically the only things on the front page. back when rage comics were rare but funny :I

yeah ive been on this site for a long time, and its going down hill fast but i still come here because... well im not sure i just do. lol

it's 'alright' now.

but i kinda miss the days of the comic wars.

not the same but its okay

yeah me too, but oh well. maybe we should start wars, with hookers, booze, and firetrucks

you know what forget the hookers and booze.

firetruck war motherfucker

YES!

haha nothing.

How's your day been going?

what the fuck is-

uhm, it goes fine.

I guess that's somewhat Interesting. I'm bored as fuck.

mhmmm

Just a random thought I felt like sharing that you obviously don't give a shit about.


Hows you.

no i actually agree

and im fine.

Oh lol.

Im eating pizza rolls myself. Dont care if they horribly burn myself.

hotpockets are better

They are pretty good but they give me horrible gas.

my cock.

Oh is it now?

what are all these from?

Homestuck.

it seems weird.

Most of mine are Fan made.

they're still pretty damn weird.