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#31 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
wow you're lame
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#1136367 - pigeonmasterzapp (18 hours ago) [-]
Because you haven't accepted my friend invite
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User avatar #1136812 - toboz (5 hours ago) [-]
Here is the first rule to gaming:

If you are interested in a game,
You first pirate it, then if you like it buy it.
#1135980 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
Pirate it and try to see if you are going to play it even more.
#1135976 - epicscorpion (22 hours ago) [-]
I too enjoy posting on this bored
#65 - Nope, the president has the power to send over large amounts o…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2014 on war never changes +1
#80 - godisbert (12/27/2014) [-]
You guys sent over 500,000 soldiers (About a third of your army at the time, good luck sending "50x more pepople"). over more than 10 years. Sounds like a lot of people over a lot of time. Sure, it techically isn't a "war", but come on. If you go by the american congress definition of "War", you've never been involved in a war since WW2.
User avatar #250 - durkadurka (22 hours ago) [-]
See:
WWI
WWII
User avatar #89 - norrisblade (12/27/2014) [-]
As I said, if they just went into them with everything they had and said "FUck it, let's have a war" the Vietnamese wouldn't have lasted long at all.
#63 - In America, War must be declared by congress War was never…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/27/2014 on war never changes +1
#64 - hypex (12/27/2014) [-]
holy shit are you fucking stupid

i bet youre not at war with kebabs either?
#70 - kanedam (12/27/2014) [-]
now you understand how the magic works that americans can tel themself they didnt lose a lot of wars and conflicts...
User avatar #66 - badsamaritan (12/27/2014) [-]
No he is right
User avatar #65 - zomaru (12/27/2014) [-]
Nope, the president has the power to send over large amounts of troops in the case of 'National Security' but they are temporary.
War is, once again, Only Declared by congress.
If we were at 'War' with the Kebab, then, once again, we would have sent in many times over the amount of troops and won by force.

Please stop reading Wikipedia and realize that the term WAR is used to described multiple different variations of conflicts. Ranging from World War's to the pointless Cold War.
#80 - godisbert (12/27/2014) [-]
You guys sent over 500,000 soldiers (About a third of your army at the time, good luck sending "50x more pepople"). over more than 10 years. Sounds like a lot of people over a lot of time. Sure, it techically isn't a "war", but come on. If you go by the american congress definition of "War", you've never been involved in a war since WW2.
User avatar #250 - durkadurka (22 hours ago) [-]
See:
WWI
WWII
User avatar #89 - norrisblade (12/27/2014) [-]
As I said, if they just went into them with everything they had and said "FUck it, let's have a war" the Vietnamese wouldn't have lasted long at all.
#56 - Losing implies we were at war We just occupied it for awhi…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/27/2014 on war never changes +2
User avatar #59 - hypex (12/27/2014) [-]
riiiiight

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_War

thats why the official wiki says war right?

"Various names have been applied to the conflict. Vietnam War is the most commonly used name in English. It has also been called the Second Indochina War and the Vietnam Conflict.

"As there have been several conflicts in Indochina, this particular conflict is known by the names of its primary protagonists to distinguish it from others. In Vietnamese, the war is generally known as Kháng chiến chống Mỹ (Resistance War Against America). It is also called Chiến tranh Việt Nam (The Vietnam War)" - Wikipedia
User avatar #78 - norrisblade (12/27/2014) [-]
DO you seriously think, America, AMERIFUCKINGCA got beaten by the north Vietnamese? If America declared war officially then the Vietnam war would have lasted a few months and the result would have been the Victory for America, but because America was largely just giving a bit of help, they didn't bother, they couldn't be fucked, they would get no benefits out of wasting all of their ammo and bombs just to beat back some Asian communists that are too primitive and far away to affect them.
#82 - godisbert (12/27/2014) [-]
You weren't beaten, but you had to give up and leave. Also, sending a third of your troops at the time doesn't count as "a bit of help". Also again, the vietnam was a major worry to the US during the Cold war because of the communist domino effect, and they feared that vietnam would spread the revolution to nearby countries and it would eventually spiral out of america's control.
User avatar #87 - norrisblade (12/27/2014) [-]
I ain't even from America, I'm from New Zealand. America had to give up and leave because they hand't declared war on the Communists Vietnamese, so they weren't actually allowed to just how into them like they did the Nazi's. And because all they were doing was pretty much fucking around, they couldn't keep wasting their money on it so they gave up, it wasn't a defeat, it was a blunder and a waste of time that could have ended very quickly.
#93 - godisbert (12/27/2014) [-]
It lasted over a decade, and they sent about 1/3 of their troops during that time. Looks like a seriously big blunder to me.
User avatar #306 - norrisblade (10 hours ago) [-]
Exactly, it was a waste of everyone's time, effort, money, lives and resources. They should have either just declared war and fucked them all up, or just not bothered, but instead they just kinda did something in between and it was a mess.
User avatar #307 - norrisblade (10 hours ago) [-]
But none the less, it still wasn't a loss, it was a mess.
User avatar #63 - zomaru (12/27/2014) [-]
In America, War must be declared by congress
War was never declared, it was just a conflict.
Call it what you will, but politics are politics.
Had we Actually declare was we could have sent over 50x as many troops and there wouldn't be any resistance left.
#64 - hypex (12/27/2014) [-]
holy shit are you fucking stupid

i bet youre not at war with kebabs either?
#70 - kanedam (12/27/2014) [-]
now you understand how the magic works that americans can tel themself they didnt lose a lot of wars and conflicts...
User avatar #66 - badsamaritan (12/27/2014) [-]
No he is right
User avatar #65 - zomaru (12/27/2014) [-]
Nope, the president has the power to send over large amounts of troops in the case of 'National Security' but they are temporary.
War is, once again, Only Declared by congress.
If we were at 'War' with the Kebab, then, once again, we would have sent in many times over the amount of troops and won by force.

Please stop reading Wikipedia and realize that the term WAR is used to described multiple different variations of conflicts. Ranging from World War's to the pointless Cold War.
#80 - godisbert (12/27/2014) [-]
You guys sent over 500,000 soldiers (About a third of your army at the time, good luck sending "50x more pepople"). over more than 10 years. Sounds like a lot of people over a lot of time. Sure, it techically isn't a "war", but come on. If you go by the american congress definition of "War", you've never been involved in a war since WW2.
User avatar #250 - durkadurka (22 hours ago) [-]
See:
WWI
WWII
User avatar #89 - norrisblade (12/27/2014) [-]
As I said, if they just went into them with everything they had and said "FUck it, let's have a war" the Vietnamese wouldn't have lasted long at all.
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#587 - dbdeano ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
#588 to #587 - zomaru (10/26/2014) [-]
B-But I hardly know you
B-But I hardly know you
#589 to #588 - dbdeano ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Give it time and you'll know everything about me
#581 to #580 - zomaru (10/23/2014) [-]
Not that I'm complaining, but why is the a dance thread in my page?
Not that I'm complaining, but why is the a dance thread in my page?
#584 to #581 - animethumbs (10/24/2014) [-]
You should probably delete this and the link comment after you're done
You should probably delete this and the link comment after you're done
#586 to #585 - animethumbs (10/24/2014) [-]
Thanks for the sauce, my ***** . Too bad it ended up being a disappointment
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#582 to #581 - animethumbs (10/24/2014) [-]
Don't worry, mah 						*****					. Just dance
Don't worry, mah ***** . Just dance
User avatar #572 - danield (09/11/2014) [-]
I CAN SEE YOUR DELETED COMMENT
User avatar #573 to #572 - danield (09/11/2014) [-]
ALSO GET IN LINE, HOMO
User avatar #574 to #573 - zomaru (09/11/2014) [-]
I failed at spelling, and didn't feel like making the comment again. So suck it
#571 - zomaru (09/08/2014) [-]
Refference
#554 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
You, yes y ou. I have feelings for you and I love you be Mein!
#555 to #554 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
Im getting attention? I'm not used to getting attention.....
#556 to #555 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Yes, it's all about you now.
Yes, it's all about you now.
#557 to #556 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
I suppose I should ask the important questions like, Who are you, and, Why are you on my profile.
#558 to #557 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Well, you already know who I am. and you know why I'm on your profile. There is nothing hidden about my motions.
Well, you already know who I am. and you know why I'm on your profile. There is nothing hidden about my motions.
#559 to #558 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
You found me through a roll dident you....
#560 to #559 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
No... Why would you say such a think like that!?
No... Why would you say such a think like that!?
#561 to #560 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
You rolled me right before you spoke to me, It says so right on your profile.
#562 to #561 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
But that doesn't mean the emotions aren't real <3
But that doesn't mean the emotions aren't real <3
#563 to #562 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
I guess, but if you want me you're going to have to go through satrenkotheone first, I think she called dibs on me awhile back.
I guess, but if you want me you're going to have to go through satrenkotheone first, I think she called dibs on me awhile back.
#564 to #563 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Welp, time to kill a bitch.
Welp, time to kill a bitch.
User avatar #567 to #564 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Bring it, fool.
#565 to #564 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
This ought to be interesting.
This ought to be interesting.
#566 to #565 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
This shall be a fast and decisive Victory. Just like The Invasion of Poland and France.
This shall be a fast and decisive Victory. Just like The Invasion of Poland and France.
User avatar #568 to #566 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
It will be more like the invasion of the Soviet Union.
#569 to #568 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
why must you hurt and remind me so...
User avatar #570 to #569 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
I are sorry.

Hello frend
#551 to #550 - zomaru (08/28/2014) [-]
The majority of my reaction folder in on my main comp, and it's infected awaiting a purge, so all I got is an outdated folder on my laptop.
#552 to #551 - danield (08/28/2014) [-]
That's cool, i just wanted to post that pic since im almost done downloading red orchestra 2 and will be removing fascist from premise
That's cool, i just wanted to post that pic since im almost done downloading red orchestra 2 and will be removing fascist from premise
User avatar #553 to #552 - zomaru (08/28/2014) [-]
I got that game, but never downloaded it. I guess I'll have to try it once I Reinstall the OS.
User avatar #549 - danield (08/18/2014) [-]
You can always get a cheap for less than 200 on ebay or a similar website and have it delivered to your home.

#neetlife
User avatar #534 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
faggot

Danield too
User avatar #535 to #534 - zomaru (08/16/2014) [-]
Que?
User avatar #536 to #535 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
U suk
User avatar #537 to #536 - zomaru (08/16/2014) [-]
No U
User avatar #538 to #537 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
gey
User avatar #539 to #538 - zomaru (08/17/2014) [-]
das ofensive
User avatar #540 to #539 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I kno
User avatar #541 to #540 - zomaru (08/17/2014) [-]
So what's up, long time no chat?
User avatar #542 to #541 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
Was playing civ.
User avatar #543 to #542 - zomaru (08/17/2014) [-]
Fun game, takes forever tho
User avatar #544 to #543 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
Yep.

Playing as Japan as usual.
User avatar #545 to #544 - zomaru (08/17/2014) [-]
Something tells me you like War.
#546 to #545 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
It's a bit easy to roflstomp any nation in war if you're Japan in civ.
User avatar #547 to #546 - zomaru (08/17/2014) [-]
I prefer to crush warlike empires with a strong economy and the backing of other Civs.
#548 to #547 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
What's the point of that when you can crush other empires with your own steel fist and economy?
User avatar #531 - dashgamer (08/12/2014) [-]
I want my computer returned to me. That is the crux of my issue with you.
I gave it to you so that we could game together. We no longer game together. I will pay for shipping if you will please give me the laptop. It was a poor choice of mine to ship it to you, but I've made a lot of poor choices. Do you remember Clint? I gave him 2.5k that hasn't been paid back at all.
My point is that giving and giving to people that I hardly knew and expecting recompense was a huge mistake. I'm not in the best of financial positions right now and have quite a few thousands owed to me that I will never get back... returning my computer would be a huge help.
User avatar #532 to #531 - zomaru (08/12/2014) [-]
You computer, which you gifted me, died tragically due to multiple hardware malfunctions, the shop I sent it to was dumbfounded, although I suspect they were the root of some of the latter problems I have no proof of that. Toshiba, who I sent it into, refused to fix it. At any rate I tried one last time to see if Dan and Kyle could do anything, and even they were only able to salvage few pieces. The main issue I was upset about was the way you seemed to coldy throw me off the last month or so we still talked. I know I am a pain in the ass sometimes, that I can be a overbearing and possibly annoying, but I always thought we were still friends. At any rate, I don't know what happened to the computer after I left it with Kyle, I told him that if he got any money from the parts that he should give it to Dan so he could pay off his many debts that he unfortunately has.
If you would like I can try to talk to Clint for you to help you get the money back he owes you, I talk to him often enough. But I'm afraid that's all I may be able to do to repay your kindness.
#527 - danield (08/07/2014) [-]
thanks for adding me
thanks for adding me
#528 to #527 - zomaru (08/07/2014) [-]
You're an anime regular, and you're all good in my book.
#529 to #528 - danield (08/07/2014) [-]
I always thought you hated me
I always thought you hated me
#530 to #529 - zomaru (08/07/2014) [-]
I love everybody.
I love everybody.
User avatar #506 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Giant penises.
User avatar #508 to #506 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
Banana Hammock
User avatar #509 to #508 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Well ain't you special?
User avatar #510 to #509 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
I try.
User avatar #511 to #510 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
So, sup?
User avatar #512 to #511 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
Watching some SAO
User avatar #513 to #512 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Dat amazing story
User avatar #514 to #513 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
Ya, But those Antagonists though...
User avatar #515 to #514 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I was being sarcastic.
User avatar #516 to #515 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
I like SAO.....
User avatar #517 to #516 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
It was okay
User avatar #518 to #517 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
Dat Action
User avatar #519 to #518 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Plot*
User avatar #520 to #519 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
If it weren't for the fact that he cut it short so he could write a second story with incest it could have been alot better. Or had he just omitted the incest part of the second half...

Why did he have to add the incest...
User avatar #521 to #520 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Incest would've been fine if it was actually incest instead of some nonsense workaround that is a secret and reveals that they're not related.
User avatar #522 to #521 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
But he told us they were only cousins in ike episode 7 or so. And for some reason when she found out it fueled her drive because apparently Cousins are ok to marry in japan. And Blah Blah Blah huge tits blah blah I love him blah **** I love him in both worlds but I can't because he's my brother even though he's not but he is blah blah yay everyone is happy in the end.

Speaking of incest, did you know the write of Oreimo is writing another incest story, he pretty much used the exact same characters from before but changed their hair.
User avatar #523 to #522 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Haven't watcched Oreimo yet.

GG.
User avatar #524 to #523 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
You should, it's good, in the 'I WANT TO MURDER THIS AUTHOR WITH A RED HOT PITCHFORK IN THE ASS MULTIPLE TIMES' sorta way.
User avatar #525 to #524 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I might.

Anything with hot incest scenes?
User avatar #526 to #525 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
Ya, it's disappointing because they never **** , no one does, ever, even though the entire time you just want him to pick someone and **** them and yet there he goes running around like a chicken oblivious to the fact that you just cut his head off.
User avatar #507 to #503 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Wat
User avatar #504 to #503 - zomaru (06/20/2014) [-]
OP Delivered
User avatar #505 to #504 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I always do
User avatar #484 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
ur a fig
User avatar #485 to #484 - zomaru (05/15/2014) [-]
M'k
User avatar #486 to #485 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
So, what's up?
User avatar #487 to #486 - zomaru (05/15/2014) [-]
At the moment, nothing.
User avatar #488 to #487 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
Want to watch anime with me?
User avatar #489 to #488 - zomaru (05/15/2014) [-]
Duno, how?
User avatar #490 to #489 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
Dunno...
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